Gwen (Pre-searing)

Gwen is a GIANT PROSTITUTE that you first encounter in pre-Searing. Until GW:EN, no one knew what happened to her after the Searing, but little hints and clues were encountered in different areas of the game.

Gwen, Pre-Searing
You can find Gwen behind the Resurrection Shrine on the east-side of the Ascalon City entrance. The first time you speak to her, she will give you the Gwen's Flute quest in which you need to find her lost flute. If you complete the quest she will want to follow you in your adventures. She is a very useful sidekick as she is never targeted by enemies and can heal you for 20 HP randomly when your health is down. Speak to her to have her follow you and speak to her again to have her wait. If you have any of the items you can give her, she will ask for one of them instead.

If she is following you, she will be waiting for you anytime you enter an explorable area (with the exception of the Catacombs and The Northlands) but if you log out or if you enter Ascalon City she will return to her original location.

You may also give all or any of the following gifts to Gwen to make her more attached to you:
 * DILDO
 * Bought from any merchant in Pre-Searing Ascalon.
 * You can give it to her only once.
 * Her appearance will change once you give it to her, she will carry it in her hand.
 * It will make her a little happy, and she will start playing it.
 * While she is following you, she will play it once in a while when you are idle, and always when she heals you. It is currently not known which skill she uses to heal.
 * It seems that she will not heal you unless you give her the flute.
 * It is discovered that the flute you give Gwen in Pre-Searing will be given back to you as a green item in Post-Searing if you have Eye of the North, just take the quest, Then and Now, Here and There.
 * Small Girl's Cape
 * Bought from any merchant in Pre-Searing Ascalon.
 * You can give it to her only once.
 * Her appearance will change once you give it to her, she will be wearing it on her neck.
 * It will really boost her attachment to you.
 * Red Iris Flowers
 * Found randomly in most explorable areas in Pre-Searing Ascalon.
 * You can give her all the Red Iris Flowers that you find, she can't have enough of them. Note that if you have given her the flute and the cape she will take all the red iris flowers you have in inventory before offering the tapestry shred.
 * It will slightly increase her attachment to you. If you plan to save the 200 gold pieces the Small Girl's Cape costs, you may just give this item to her.
 * Once she gives you the Tapestry Shred there is no reason to give more to her, so you may want to sell them instead.

Once she likes you enough, she will give you A BLOW JOB The fastest way to get the item is to give her the Flute, the Small Girl's Cape and two Red Iris Flowers (total cost: 214 gold pieces). Alternately, you can give her the Flute and three*Red Iris Flowers (though the number of Flowers has been known to sometimes be higher).

Location

 * Pre-Searing Ascalon
 * Ascalon City (Pre-Searing) (cannot be reached)
 * Lakeside County (just outside Ascalon City behind the Resurrection Shrine)

Quests

 * Gwen's Flute

Quotes
Gwen speaks of many things as she follows you around. All the characters she talks about are characters you meet in the game. The following are possibly all of Gwen's lines:

While following you: While Next to Ciglo (Monk Test): While not following you:
 * "Are we there yet?"
 * "Are you a hero, too, like Aidan and Devona? My daddy was a great warrior, but he died when I was seven. Mommy says maybe we'll see him again after we die. Do you think that's true?"
 * "Devona is so pretty! I love her hair. Do you think my hair will be that pretty when I grow up?"
 * "Have you met my mommy? Her name is Sarah. She's the town herbalist. She helps make sick people well again."
 * "I hope this isn't too dangerous."
 * "I'm on an adventure!"
 * "I wish I had a red cape like Sandra's. It's my favorite color."
 * "Lady Althea's father is a duke. That means he's important, and he knows Prince Rurik. I'd love to meet the prince someday."
 * "Mary Malone brought us apples today. They're so lovely and ripe! Mommy wouldn't let me have one. She's saving them to bake a pie. Yummy!"
 * "Mommy says I shouldn't bother the grownups so much, but there aren't any children for me to play with. Besides, they're all so nice to me! Well, most of them are, anyway."
 * "Mr. & Mrs. Hathorn have children, but they're too young to play with me. Sometimes Mrs. Hathorn let's me hold the baby. He's so cute!"
 * "Old Mack has a bull named Bill, and he's really mean. Once I saw him chase a man and hurt him real bad. Someone ought to do something about him. If my daddy was here, he'd kill that old bull and carve him into steaks!"
 * "Prince Rurik and Lady Althea are going to get married! I can't wait! I hope I get to attend the wedding. I just love weddings!"
 * "Some day I will be a famous musician!"
 * "When I grow up, I'm going to be a hero like my daddy. I'd like to be a warrior, but the mesmers' outfits are nicer, don't you think?"
 * Mommy and Ciglo are both healers, but Mommy uses herbs to heal people, and Ciglo uses magic from Dwayna. He told me. He's very nice to children."
 * "Eww! A big beetle!"
 * "I think I'm going to follow you!"
 * "I want to be an adventurer too. Can I come with you?"
 * "I wonder how many flowers it takes to fill a vase?"
 * "My daddy was an adventurer like you. Once, he let me go on an adventure with him."
 * "Someone help me!"
 * "The Red Iris Flowers are my favorite!"
 * "When I grow up I want to be just like you."
 * "You look really strong. Can you teach me anything?"
 * "That last flower had a bee on it!"
 * "Your friend found my flute. Thank You!"
 * ''"You're my favorite person, besides my mommy."

During her appearance in the Beta Weekend Event:
 * "My name is Gwen. And I don't like yooou."
 * "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother."
 * "Mommy always said not to play with fire. But Mommy's dead."
 * "Why does everyone I love always die?"
 * "We need no water, let the ..."
 * "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
 * "Painful to live in fear, isn't it?"
 * "Hey, where are you going?"
 * "You didn't save Ascalon, now I'm gonna hurt you."
 * "Burn it to the ground! Muhahahaha!"
 * "My favorite 3 things: skipping, playing the flute, and burning towns down."
 * "Ashes, ashes, you all fall down!"
 * "Burn baby burn!"
 * "Ok, time to die."
 * "If you don't get off me, I'll burn you, ."
 * "Do you like fire, ."
 * "Eeny Meany Miney Mo, I pick you, ."
 * "It's not an easy thing to meet your maker, ."
 * "Stop touching me,, that's inappropriate behaviour."

Trivia

 * At the end of one of the BWEs during the beta stage of the game, the developers at ArenaNet unleashed a destructive Gwen who used the skill Spontaneous Combustion on the unwary citizens of Tyria as seen in this screen capture and in this movie.


 * In the Japanese Website of Guild Wars, Gwen makes an appearance as "Gwen-chan", and together with Dr. Boar, teaches the basics of the game to new players.
 * The quotes by Gwen during the beta event include a number of pop culture references:
 * "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire" and "We need no water, let the..." are likely a reference to the frequently sampled and covered 1984 hip hop song The Roof Is on Fire by Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three and owing to the language in the song is why the second quote ends in "...".
 * "Burn baby burn!" is from the 1976 The Trammps song Disco Inferno.
 * "Ashes, ashes, you all fall down!" is clear reference to the nursery rhyme Ring a Ring O'Roses.
 * "Time to die" is the last line of both Leon Kowalski and Roy Batty in Blade Runner.
 * "Painful to live in fear isn't it?" is another of Leon Kowalski's lines from Blade Runner, during his fight with Deckard.
 * "It's not an easy thing to meet your maker" is yet another of Roy Batty's lines from Blade Runner, when he meets Eldon Tyrell.
 * "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother" is also from Blade Runner, said by Leon Kowalski as he shoots Dave Holden.
 * The "stop touching me" quote may be a reference to several Orc Grunt and Peon quotes from Warcraft 2 and 3 which they say in response to being clicked on.
 * Gwen is a Welsh name which means "blessed", "white" or "light skinned". See Wikipedia's Gwen disambiguation article for a list of celebrities, fictional characters and historical figures who Gwen may be named after.

A Guide to meeting Gwen for the first time... and getting the Tapestry Shred
Meeting Gwen as a small girl in Pre-Searing Ascalon for the first time:

The first time you exit the main arch of Ascalon City, Gwen will be behind the resurrection shrine to the left skipping, whirling and playing. She will have a quest indicator over her head. Talk to her to start the quest.

GWEN: "I left my flute by the river, but there are lots of scary monsters there now. I don't know what to do. Can you maybe go and kill them and bring my flute back?"


 * Accept: "Sure, I can do that."
 * Reject: "No, I don't have time."

Select "Sure, I can do that" to accept the quest. The quest log will not be updated with the location of the flute.

GWEN: "Thank you! I can't wait! I know you'll find it." Travel south to the river, and the Broken Flute quest item will be on the far shore, slightly to the left. Pick up the flute and the quest log will update to show: "You currently have Gwen's flute."

Return to Gwen and give her the flute.

GWEN: "Thanks for finding my flute. Oh no! It's broken! Now I'm going to have to get a new one. Can I follow you?"


 * Accept: "Yes, you may follow me, Gwen
 * Reject: "No, not right now."

Select "Yes, you may follow me, Gwen".

GWEN: "I think I'm going to follow you." She will begin to follow you where ever you go, as long as you don't enter a town or the catacombs.

As Gwen follows you she has the ability to heal you during combat for +20hp, but not until after you get her a new flute from the merchant. Buy a flute from the merchant for 4 gold. and give it to Gwen.

GWEN: "Can I have that shiny new flute? Its so beautiful. I bet it plays pretty music."


 * Accept: ''"Enjoy it
 * Reject: "I'm keeping it."

Select "Enjoy it" and Gwen takes the flute and begins to play after she says: "I can't wait to try it."

Gwen will then stand in one place playing her flute even if you move away. Select her again, and she will say "Ok, I'll wait here." and stops playing the flute. She will then have another quest marker over her head. If you select it, she says:

GWEN: "Ok, I think I'll follow you" and resumes her normal skipping and whirling. Now that she has the flute and is following you, she will heal you for +20hp during combat from time to time. As she follows you she has a wide variety of comments she makes. One will reference a girls cape. Buying a small girls cape from the merchant will cause a new quest marker to appear over her head.

GWEN: "Ohh!, You got a cape! Where did you find it? Can I have it please?"


 * Accept: "Sure. It will look nice on you."
 * Reject: "I'm keeping it."

Select "Sure. It will look nice on you." and she will then be wearing the cape, now and each time this (your) character sees her again until the Searing.

GWEN: "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Look how pretty it is!" Gwen will continue to follow you.

As you travel, if you find a Red Iris Flower, give it to Gwen.


 * Accept: "Give flower to Gwen."
 * Reject: "Keep the flower for yourself."

Select "Give the flower to Gwen." She will reply "This flower matches my other flowers perfectly." A quest marker will appear over her head.

GWEN: "You're my favorite person, after mommy. I think I'll give you my most favorite thing in the whole world." Gwen will give you the Quest item Tapestry Shred which will have no purpose in Prophecies, but will unlock an extra quest later in the Eye of the North expansion.

She will also give you the tapestry if you offer her enough flowers (The amount of flowers you have to give her will depend on how much she likes you).

NOTE: It seems that she likes to take all the flowers you have in your inventory, so make sure you don't have too many otherwise she doesn't give you the tapestry until you give them all to her.