User:Organism X/Skills/"I'm not quite dead!"

You are resurrected with resurrected with 1% health and 0% energy.

Usage
Use while dead. Do not use if suffering from a heart condition. Do not use if pregnant. Do not use at night. Do not use during the day. Do not use around killer rabbits. Consult your doctor before use.

Trivia

 * This is the fastest resurrection skill not in the game.
 * This is the only skill you're able to use while dead.
 * Totally not a Monty Python reference.
 * The template used to create this skill is stolen from Curse You.