User:Gigathrash

As of this point ALL pictures are FINAL. anyone found entering a new picture will be instantly dqed. All contestants have 5 days to post a reply to the following question: If you could spread GW to the world, how would you use it to improve the world as a whole?

[[Image:Maui_sig.png]]

 * Option one: if I spread Guild Wars to the world, I would firstly divide them into the Kurzicks and the Luxons. The Western Hemisphere would be the denizens of the Stone Forest, and the Eastern Hemisphere would be the inhabitants of the Jade Sea.  I would then assign each human their class and their weaponry.  The Assassins would be given two butcher knives apiece; the Paragons would be assigned javelins and shields; the Dervishes would be offered war-glaives, as scythes are quite silly.  The Ritualists would each get a large clay urn full of flour, and a match; the Rangers could have their choice of a bow and quiver of arrows, or a vicious Doberman.  The Warriors would enjoy sledgehammers.  The Mesmers would have mind-altering drugs.  The Necromancers are allowed two doped-up hobos each.  The Elementalists get a carbomb; the Monks have painkillers and medical training.  The world would then embark upon a ruthless, terrifying Alliance Battle that would last until every idiot was lying in a terrible, mutilated heap on the ground and wondering with their dying breath why they weren't respawning.  The survivors (including myself, naturally) would take great joy in the demise of the nubs and the morons, and we would prepare for the Second Coming of Christ Guild Wars, and begin cosmetic surgery and selective breeding so that the Charr, the Sylvari, and Asura and the Norn are viable race options.  Option two, I nuke the **** out of everything and call it an homage to Izzy.  And that's how I'd bring Guild Wars to the world.  I hate you all.

Shadowphoenix

 * lj3iNxZ8Dww *sniff* and world peace

[[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor

 * If I could spread GW to the world, I wouldn't. Because once everyone is playing Guild Wars, whenever they have a question about the game, the in-game help will lead them to GWW, so nobody will ever come to GuildWiki and I'll have no one to share my Maui's boobs lust with.

Felix Omni

 * I would replace all forms of diplomatic conduct with Random Arenas and force representatives from all countries to play. Naturally I would select their builds very carefully.

United States

 * Naturally, the US would lead a pre-emptive strike against the opponent's spellcasters, targeting elementalists first because they might have nukes. The United States does not need a Res Sig; if you die, it's because you were wrong in the first place.

Canada

 * Massive and easily ignored. Hydroelectric power equals good energy management.

Russia

 * PvE-only skill? In Soviet Russia, environment plays against you!

Mexico

 * Usted no debe necesitar una descripción para que esto sea divertida.

Italy

 * Italy is awesome. Stfu.

Name

 * Your answer here

User:PanSola (talk to the [[Image:follower of Lyssa.png]])

 * If I could spread GW to the world, I would use that influence to preach the greatness of Mistress Lyssa to every GW player, so that our most wonderful goddess will bestow Beauty upon everyone in the world. Not just physical Beauty, but the Beauty of the Heart too.  And with everyone a Beautiful person inside-out, we'll achieve World Peace!

[[Image:AlariSig.png]]

 * If I could spread guild wars to the world I would put it into the hands of all the militants, terrorists, pissed of redneks, homicidal clowns, and cats. Spending time smacking around n00bs in RA will keep them away from smacking around people in what I hear is called "real life".

Name

 * Your answer here

Rules

 * There are no rules! All you need is to upload/steal a picture of yourself/someone who might look a bit like you, but better.
 * They will be divided between Male, Female, and Other.

1st Prize (One Person)

 * 5k
 * A MTG card commemorating your victory!

2nd Prize (One Person)

 * An ecto

3rd Prize (Two People)

 * Merki's Gaze/Zelnehlun's Longbow

Runner Up (Two People)

 * An I have the power! inscription.

Most fake looking picture (One Person)

 * Miniature Fungal Wallow

Picture most likely to change the sexual tendencies of others (One Person)

 * Another Miniature Fungal Wallow, and a Totem Axe

Most fearless competitor (One Person)

 * 1 (one) FAVOR from me. (Approximate retail value: 30k)

Females

 * 1) [[Image:Maui_sig.png]]
 * 2) &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png|Hello]] Warw/Wick
 * 3) what? vs maui? ar! need to upload a sexier pic anyway. also, remember i is sysop. &mdash;♥ Jedi ♥ Rogue ♥ 00:53, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Well, since I am the hottest person on GWW and GW this should be simple lol  Shadowphoenix 
 * 5) My friend Shadowcrest
 * 6) Well, I guess that I'll throw myself in the ring too....hehehe ;-)BunBun 02:43, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Males

 * 1) So going to lose but wth Blue
 * 2) [[Image:Ruricu-sig.png]]
 * 3) May as well, maybe I'll get monies. *gottagetashot* --Powersurge360 01:06, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Anyone who uploads a picture gets banned. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 02:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) SeXaY--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 03:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I'm a ninja doll, what else could be cuter? [[Image:Thoughtful-new-sig.jpg]] Thoughtful 03:19, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Sure, why not. I'll be using a slightly manipulated image, by the way. --[[image:GEO-logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  10:59, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Do I have a dashing face? -- Dashface [[Image:Dashface.png]] 16:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) I'm doing it wrong![[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor 02:32, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 10) Ehh Wtf... -- [[Image:Isk8.png]] Sk8 (T / C)
 * 11) Looks Like A bit of fun 2 me =] --Cookie™ (Talk |Contribs) 10:00, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Other

 * 1) Lord Belar
 * 2) [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea
 * 3) PanSola
 * 4) [[Image:AlariSig.png]]
 * 5) [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C)

Pictures
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Females

 * [[Image:Maui_GigasContest.jpg|80px]]-Maui
 * [[Image:The Real May.jpg|80px]]-May
 * [[Image:JR Beauty Contest.jpg|80px]]-JediRogue
 * [[Image:The Real Shadowphoenix.jpg|80px]]-Shadowphoenix
 * [[Image:Shadowcrest's friend.jpg|80px]]-Shadowcrest('s friend)
 * [[Image:bunbun-pic.jpg|80px]]-BunBun

Males

 * [[Image:Lost-Blue.JPG|80px]]-Lost-Blue
 * [[Image:Me (Unless it's not).jpg|80px]]-Powersurge360
 * [[Image:The Real Felix.JPG|80px]]-Felix Omni
 * [[Image:MP47's beauty contest entry.jpg|80px]]-Marcopolo47
 * [[Image:Lil-ninja.jpg|80px]]-Thoughtful
 * [[Image:Turai Ossa (Ghost).jpg|80px]]-Ruricu
 * [[Image:aka Jioruji Derako.jpg|80px]]-Jioruji Derako
 * [[Image:User_Dashface_Twins.jpg|80px]]-Dashface
 * [[Image:Ereanor GigaContest picture.jpg|80px]]-Ereanor
 * [[Image:Isk8-GigaContest.jpg|80px]]-Isk8
 * [[Image:Cookie_123_old.jpg||80px]] - Cookie™

Other

 * [[Image:Entrea iz beautiful.jpg|80px]]-Entrea Sumatae
 * [[Image:Tasty Pansola.jpg|80px]]--PanSola
 * [[Image:Alari.png|70px]]-Alari
 * [[Image:Lord Belar's Self Portrait.JPG|80px]]-Lord Belar
 * [[Image:Evil Cat.jpg|80px]]- Entropy