User:Roofle13170

I'm Ray. I play Guild Wars a lot. I'm the leader of the I Sometimes Make Kites guild. I usually play my characters Hoty Azn Babe and Hoty Azn Boi.

Currently Hated Elite Skills
Tranquil Was Tanasen - YES now i can't interupted oh wait it's worn off time to cast it again *chchk* oh shi Preservation - please mr elite spirit randomly select me in your tiny area of effect and heal me the equivalent of orison of healing Spirit Channeling - only sissies use Attuned Was Songkai instead of dealing 100 damage to themselves to ever so slowly gain 16 energy every 30 seconds Heal as One - almost as good as orison of healing, but it's elite! Archer's Signet - hey i have 16 expertise AND i can make my next 5 attacks cost 0 energy instead of 2 each! every 45 seconds! Lacerate - wow an extra two conditional degen that can be applied to my own party too. thanks mr elite skill. Greater Conflagration - i can think of like a million uses for this right now. can you? Quick Shot - like called shot, only better! (read: worse) Boon Signet - hey thirty health healed and the small possibility of 5 energy! Ray of Judgement - who wouldn't want to deal 100 damage every 32 seconds for 15 energy every time! with an elite skill! Unyielding Aura - if you liked vengeance, you'll love maintaining an elite enchantment to have the same effect! Shield of Deflection - why use guardian when you can use an exact copy of it that is 10 energy and is elite? Weaken Knees - because occassional knockdowns are just that powerful Plague Signet - take that assassin! now you have conditions on you HAHAHA why am i dead "Coward!" - those pesky runners have to be stopped somehow, and why not use up your elite slot with a skill you can only use occassionally? Skull Crack - no better way to interupt your target! Shared Burden - well, it's either this or any water magic spell, and this one is shinier! Ride the Lightning - what kind of elementalist wouldn't want to be standing right beside their target after dealing less damage than every other lightning skill of the same cost? Second Wind - nice try arenanet, trying to confuse me with your weird skill descriptions. i still know this skill is worthless. Fireba - er Star Burst - only it's elite. and a touch skill. and it recharges slower. did i mention it's like fireball? Seeping Wound - hey, i've always wanted 3 extra degen that can be removed as easily as removing a condition! Shroud of Silence - why use blackout? now i can use a skill that only disables spells, is an easily removable hex, recharges far slower, and is elite

I appear to have been gradually getting more and more sarcastic as that list went on. edit: added more sarcasm!