User:Nova11623

'''The meta is so motherfucking gay right now. It has been getting gayer and gayer with each new update, and now I can't fucking stand it.

Change palmstrike to 10 recharge, 10 energy, easily interruptable. Allow no more than 2 dual attacks on a bar and halve the damage on the second one if there are two.

Nerf heroes' AI so they don't fucking instaprot with four copies of WoW/WoS. Nerf them so they don't fucking instatsrip conditions and hexes. Disable equipment on heroes so you can't give them 40/40 to spam shit. Nerf AI so they can't scan the field 24/7 to interrupt on pdrain recharge. Make drain enchant 10e 3c, and lower energy gain or remove it altogether. Most simple fix is to remove heroes from pvp entirely but the community (mostly unskilled lamer bitches) would QQ about that and ANet wouldn't do it because "too many people disagree" though they don't fucking know what's good for them.

Make RoJ 15e 3c 30r. Increase recharge on smitehex to 20, smite condi to 10, increase casting time on castigation sig and make it easily interruptable. I don't fucking care how, just fix this fucking problem. DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING. HA and GvG, supposed to be the (relatively) higher-skilled PvP arenas, are now filled with fucking palmstrike spammers and heroes that instaprot with uninterruptable and unremovable weapon spells, strip conditions, hexes and enchantments like mad and have infinite energy management.

If you're reading this, you probably know that I have resorted to Mathway to farming fame. Who can blame me? I'd love to call for, or play something decently dignified, but thanks to ANet, HA is pretty much a gimmickfest, and the best gimmick wins. At least it rolls fucking palmstrikers who don't know how to do anything but spam their skillbar, and heroes that can't run out of AoE.