Grandpa Coalchack

Location

 * Lion's Arch (Wintersday) (the docks)

Dialogue

 * "Grettings youngster. They call me Grandpa Coalchack, and I've been celebrating Wintersday since, oh, before you were born. I've seen many a contest between Dwayna and Grenth here, many a contest. Always exciting, a thrill a minute, as they say. 'Course, I've always been a Dwayna man, myself. Back in the day, I could blind a man with a snowball at fifty feet! Ah, Wintersday. Nothing quite like it."


 * "I ever tell you about the time Dwayna put wings on the Grentches? Crazy little cretins didn't actually know how to fly, of course. Some say there's a flock of wild Grentches fluttering around in the clouds to this very day. I reckon they'd have to be dead by now, but still... flyin' Grentches! Never laughed so hard in all my life..."