User talk:Splatterpuss14476

Hello people, please don't flame me :)  --Chris1645 12:56, 15 September 2007 (CDT) * Bursts out in a spontaneous combustion* &mdash; S  h  a  d  y  G  u  y  12:58, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
 * If you can't flame him, don't flame yourself :P Silver Sunlight [[Image:SSunlight.jpg|19px]] 13:00, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
 * Osht. &mdash; S h  a  d  y  G  u  y  13:01, 15 September 2007 (CDT)

Hihi
Flare bad, need e-management, at least fire attunement. :] Mr. Mango 01:27, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Flare rocks i've had it since pre--Chris1645 08:22, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

>.> usually I don't comment on builds... but sadly, I have to agree. I'd say remove your pet, and replace it with fire attunement :P Pets don't leave corpses anyhow, and if it dies you can't even resurrect it >.>76.174.13.77 11:43, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Nah in normal mode pets dont tend to die and if they do one of my monks has revive animal and if all your heros have them they take a lot of the damage and act as tanks.--Chris1645 16:24, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Minions are better tanks, if you even need them.

Yeh but rainbow phoenixes are sexy enough that they make up for no minions--Chris1645 09:53, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

And i have this whole rule of not mucking about with dead things, occasionally i will however rip the head off of a gargoyle to get at its skull and then trade the skulls for weapons tho--Chris1645 09:54, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

and just practicing with my 55 monk friend i can spam flare 37 times before my energy runs out and do a total damage of 2516--Chris1645 10:00, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * And it obviously never gets healed. ~_~ Mr. Mango 06:48, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Images
Hi, please check GW:IMAGE and Image license guide - we have certain responsibilities that come with our image uploading, and one of them is that we can't upload copyrighted images without a full legal justification. Usage for a userbox doesn't qualify, unfortunately.

Trust me, I'd love to use any images I want also, but lawsuits are serious stuff...better to not risk it in the first place. (T/C) 05:13, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

damn sorry i didnt know i was infringing--Chris1645 08:21, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Emo
Why did you revert my edit? That article needs updating, most of that advice is a year old. And GuildWiki isn't supposed to host builds anyway. --Macros 23:39, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

yes but guildwiki hosts many builds and that information may be old but it is still relevant.--Chris1645 23:41, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * No it's not. Nobody runs that anymore. And no builds are supposed to be in the mainspace. --Macros 23:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


 * PPl do still run that build and old established builds do tend to stay on the main wiki just look at 55 monk.--Chris1645 23:45, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * The article needs to be updated. If you want you can put a build in, but the rest of the info is trash. (Mystic Regen? Bah) --Macros 23:51, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Userpage
Please make fervent use of the show preview button, to avoid making a lot of edits. Also, if you want to center something, like your titles, you can use titles --- -- (s)talkpage 10:33, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

yeh im trying but unfortunately it dosent show whether it is left alligned when you show preview, im just gonna revert it cos ive cocked it up-- 10:34, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

woah.. your new userpage burns my eyes... -- Feardrake. 01:44, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I like the look of it so far...--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 01:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * why thank you its taken me so long to get my head around the code though--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 01:46, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * save me... eyes still burning... userpage still loading... --[[Image:Feardrake Sig.jpg|19px]] Feardrake. 01:47, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * It finally loaded. Its very cool look, Im likin' it. --[[Image:Feardrake Sig.jpg|19px]] Feardrake. 01:51, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * why did it take so long to load? it dosent take that long for everyone does it?--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 01:51, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Lol, mine loaded in two seconds.--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 01:52, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Its a big load! (LOL!!!!ONE) --[[Image:Feardrake Sig.jpg|19px]] Feardrake. 01:54, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * it's all instant loading for me, well sorry about that i guess--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 01:55, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

stuff
Warrior Elite Charr Hide armor --- -- (s)talkpage 20:49, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

oh my bad-- 20:50, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Am I missing something?--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 20:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Some revision on Adamantine shield page or something liek that --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]] -- (s)talkpage 20:59, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * MMK.--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * yeh check the history of the Adamantine Shield basically i thought it didnt exist cos the link didnt work.--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:01, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK. NOW, WHERE'S MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON?--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:01, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * DOWN TO THE LEFT! --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]] -- (s)talkpage 21:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Yeh i checked eye of the north armor but i forgot to check tyrian, damn expansions, Damn edit conflicts on my own page--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Had checked Warrior armor :P --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]] -- (s)talkpage 21:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * WHICH LEFT?--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:04, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * The other one! --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]] -- (s)talkpage 21:05, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * its the buttone on your keyboard with the moon next to it--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:06, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, ok. I found it, thanks to your superior directions.--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:06, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Haxz --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]] -- (s)talkpage 21:07, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Oh yeh marco theres some guy with a large signiature User:RiVen i thought u'd like to know as it is your area of expertise--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:08, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
 * KILL RT | Talk 21:09, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

OMG
LOL I love your snowball shot! props-- (Talk) (Contr.) 02:11, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * why thank you i have quite a few good shots to upload for my userpage--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 02:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Can't wait to see the rest!--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 02:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * How'd you get all your minis out at the same time? --[[Image:Warwick sig.JPG]] Warwick (Talk ) (Contr. ) (My RFA! (vote support)  13:19, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * i didnt i just used paint to edit the screenshot--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 13:20, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Elvis has left the building
Was I right?-- (Talk) (Contr.) 15:56, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * yes you were acctually, sorry didnt see that.--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 15:57, 9 December 2007 (UTC)


 * are you online now?--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 15:57, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I'll get on now!--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 15:58, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * IGN: Gradion the Pyro --[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 16:00, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I am awesome. RT | Talk  16:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * wow thats....random--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 16:38, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I need to do one insanely random thing every month, otherwise the pixes come and take my name (and wings) RT | <font color="Black">Talk</B>  16:39, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * well that makes sence, i guess--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 16:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Of corse it does? <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  16:41, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * i have to pick up all my monies now :(--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 16:41, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * [[Image:Gold.png]] for you <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  16:47, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * LOL--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 16:48, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I need a user/guinipig to test IRC, can you log on? <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  16:54, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * bit late but i'll be right on--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 17:11, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

hi
I'm going to start going around asking people not to taunt, scold, or otherwise pay attention to vandals. What they want is attention, and you end up giving them more than what they deserve. The only attention vandals should earn is a quiet revert against their efforts. Thank you for your future cooperation. -User:PanSola (talk to the ) 08:33, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

nice job
Nice catch, Chris. Got on while waiting for someone in game and saw RC, thought oh crap -.-  --<font face="vivaldi" size="3">Shadowcrest  21:30, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Thanks--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:31, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Good going <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  21:31, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Baby Jokes
DUDE! Jeez! Man. WTH? I was laughing so ahrd i cried. But still. WTH? Also, can you make some more baby jokes?--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  22:28, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

I didnt make them i found them at www.dead-baby-joke.com, i decided not to put the ones that were about child rape on my page though-- 22:31, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * sensible <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  22:32, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Here's a list of my favorites... When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Screwed Nail its other hand to the floor Depends how hard you throw them A baby in a trash compactor. One is legal to hit with an AX. With a blender! With tortilla chips!!! Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. A baby shot through a snow blower. So you can see the expression on its face! Stopping it with a shovel. Because he was dead! A baby with a punctured lung. Ripping them off again. I don't know why they didn't either. So you can tell which ones are still alive. A dead puppy. It depends on how hard you squeeze them. To see the expression on it face! A trashcan lid in a dead baby. Because it had no arms or legs. 4 1/2. A baby chewing on razor blades. Cabbage patch kids. A baby with its foot nailed to the floor. Twins in an acid bath. A watermelon floats. A baby with a dog in its mouth. Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. A baby tied to the back of a truck. Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans. Making a bong out of it A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. A baby on a bed of nails. A Kebabie. So you can pick them up five at a time A bus load of babies on fire. One dead baby nailed to ten trees. A baby with forks in its eyes. When it starts talking to you again. A baby in a microwave. One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Nailing it to a dead puppy. Chase it with the lawn mower. Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. Sticking pins in their eyes. As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. around to hear it, is it still hilarious? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Skidding. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby. It was hit by a truck. A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
 * 1.	What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
 * 2.	What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
 * 3.	How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
 * 4.	How many babies does it take to paint a house?
 * 5.	What gets louder as it gets smaller?
 * 6.	What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
 * 7.	How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
 * 8.	How do you get them out again?
 * 9.	How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
 * 10.	What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
 * 11.	Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
 * 12.	What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
 * 13.	Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
 * 14.	What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
 * 15.	What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
 * 16.	What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
 * 17.	Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
 * 18.	Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
 * 19.	What's present do you get for a dead baby?
 * 20.	How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
 * 21.	Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
 * 22.	What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
 * 23.	Why did the baby fall off the swing?
 * 24.	How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
 * 25.	What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
 * 26.	What do vegetarian ogres eat?
 * 27.	What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
 * 28.	What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
 * 29.	What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
 * 30.	What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
 * A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
 * 31.	What is the definition of revenge?
 * 32.	How are babies and the elderly alike?
 * 33.	What bounces up and down at 100mph?
 * 34.	What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
 * 35.	What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
 * 36.	What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
 * 37.	What's small, and red, and full of holes?
 * 38.	What do you call a baby on a stick?
 * 39.	Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
 * 40.	What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
 * 41.	What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
 * 42.	What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
 * 43.	When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
 * 44.	What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
 * 45.	What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
 * 46.	What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
 * 47.	How do you get a baby to run faster?
 * 48.	What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
 * 49.	What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
 * 50.	What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
 * 51.	How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 * 52.	If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
 * 53.	What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
 * 54.	What's sicker than driving over a baby?
 * 55.	How do you make a dead baby float?
 * 56.	Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
 * 57.	What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
 * Plus your's.--[[image:"Burn Baby Burn!".jpg|19px]]‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:34, 4 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Holy shit thats more than half of them--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 23:44, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

There hilarious! And...no rape.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:46, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

I got an idea, we'll make a link with a page of all of them. Ill make it, hold on.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:47, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

User:Chris1645 Fire Tock/Dead Baby Jokes.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:50, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

nice one, cheers-- 23:51, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Now i made it so we can't be sued. I made a dedication at the top.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:52, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

clever thinking-- 23:53, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

And, it's not more then half. There's 22 pages, 6 jokes each= $$22*6=132$$, we only have 57, plus your thirteen which equals...oh dear, 70. $$70*2=140 132 */. 2 =66$$. WE'RE OVER HALF!!!--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  23:56, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL-- 23:57, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Also, can you show me how to do the money writing?--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:02, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I can't right now as im doing one as we speak, but basically all you do is drop 1 gold coin move slightly and then drop another. Takes a very long time though-- 00:03, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Got it, Magic. (Phillip J. Fry, from Futurama quote). Check out my userboxes if you want to know what im talking about.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:06, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Where are your userboxes?-- 00:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Use the link to PvX wiki. it brings you to my userpage, then look for userboxes on there.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:10, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh i get it you know every futurama quote. have you seen the movie yet?-- 00:14, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Have you?--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

yeh-- 00:20, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Bender's Big Score?--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:21, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

yeh thats the one-- 00:22, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Im renting it at Blockuster tonight lol.--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  00:31, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL-- 00:32, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

This Good?--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  14:54, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

The money needs to be spaced closer together but yeh thats great for a first attempt-- 17:55, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I was gonna try this,b ut it would be too hard and my brother's doing straight through factions non stop, so can you help me? --‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  18:15, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

That'd be way too hard, too many crossing lines and a lot of detail, its best to do something simple and 2D and i can't help you right now as i am making one myself right now-- 18:18, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I GOT IT! WE"LL DO A MINI PANDA AND A MINI GRAWL, like the ones on your userpage! They're so easy, @ nd lo0c s0 Co       o l!--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  18:25, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

They don't look that easy but you can do them if you want-- 18:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Awesome!
Dude, could you prehaps register User:Chris and redirect the talk and userpage for him to you, I have to remember your numbers, and it's hard... <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  21:13, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * if its not taken yeh--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Login error: Username entered already in use. Please choose a different name. FAIL! You don't have to call me chris1645 anyway just chris will do its not like any other chris' post regularly.--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:24, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

moneywriting
I love your money writing its awesome, how long did it take? - Chrisworld 21:31, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * they take a good 2 or 3 hours--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:32, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

who is
splatterpuss? shoe of yours? --<font face="vivaldi" size="3">Shadowcrest 21:30, 9 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Yup, he wanted a new alias. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]]-- (s)talkpage 21:32, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * It was explained on: irc://freenode/GuildWiki before he made it <font color="Blue">RT </B>| <font color="Black">Talk</B>  21:33, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I've put the talk page on splatterpuss's page and redirected chris1645's talk page so that i can get the message when i get new messages, make sense?--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:48, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Yup. And I've redirected your sig here instead of the Chris1645 page. Make sense?--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:51, 9 January 2008 (UTC)


 * No. This redirects to Chris1645 --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]]-- (s)talkpage 21:52, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm cofused--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:53, 9 January 2008 (UTC)


 * MP redirected to this 'userpage', wich redirected to User:Chris1645. And that is a double redirect, and that makes no sense --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG]]-- (s)talkpage 21:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Lol ok thanks for sorting my pages out guys--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 21:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ...I meant to do that... :P --[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 21:56, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Money Writing
MAKE MORE!!!--‎ F<tt>i</tt>r<tt>e</tt>  T<tt>o</tt>c<tt>k</tt>  01:01, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


 * I believe the correct word for that situation is "MOAR" --Gimmethegepgun 01:03, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Try it yourself :) Cress Arvein(Talk) 01:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


 * I haven't played on guildwars in ages but i'll try to make some this weekend--[[Image:Chris1645.JPG]] 23:32, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

wut?
User:Splatterpuss redirects to User:Chris1645, but Chris' talk page redirects here. Which do you use? --<font face="vivaldi" size="3" color="darkgreen">Shadowcrest 02:16, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 * He uses Splatterpuss now, but I guess he didn't realize he could just copy+paste his whole userpage over here.--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 02:17, 20 February 2008 (UTC)