User:Yikey

Hey fellers. I'm Yikey, you can find me cruising trough Guild Wars as "Forest Nature".

About me

 * Real name: Ruben
 * Favorite bands w/ songs:
 * The Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking
 * Rush: One Little Victory
 * Emerson, Lake & Palmer: Nutrocker
 * Primus: Damn Blue Collar Tweekers
 * Guns N' Roses: Coma
 * The Eagles: Hotel California
 * Enjoys: Donuts, coffee, biking, Guild Wars, music
 * Laughs at: Hip hop, techno and beyond, Wammos and some other thingies.

My Shrine of Livia

 * "I'd like to show her MY Scepter of Orr if you know what I mean." -Yikey
 * "her boobs are as jumpy as i am after seeing them" -Super Noodle
 * "WANT" -Jarrak

Characters & Buzz
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[[Image:Ranger-icon.png]] Forest Nature


Level: 20

Born: Lion's Arch, Kryta (August 2005)

Age: 25

Song: One Little Victory - Rush

Prophecies Campaign: Finished Campaign

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon) Finished Campaign (Kurzick)

Nightfall Campaign: Finished Campaign

Eye of the North Expansion: Finished Expansion

Maxed Titles  Protector of Tyria Protector of Cantha Protector of Elona Canthan Elite Skill Hunter

What He Does
 * Mostly farming ''yeah right, a Ranger farming after Energizing Wind got nerfed?
 * Helping friends/guildies
 * Gaining more titles


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Scion, 234
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Dear diary,

That Gadd's a bitch even for the bitchiest of bitchy people. How he trashes Vekk like that, horrific I say. But now, I have to help his smelly butt finding a Bloodstone because Oola said so. If he weren't paying me, I'd help the last Tyrannus we faced with eating him alive.

-Forest.

Idle Quotes
 * "Let's kill time by telling some funny jokes. Well?"
 * "So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
 * "Y'know, everytime I think of pie I feel enchanced, almost obsessed."
 * "Five second fuses only last three seconds."

Battle Quotes
 * "My face. Your arrow. Er, the other way around!"
 * "You're so ugly I don't even dare to shoot an arrow at you!"
 * "A retrospective."
 * "Gah!"
 * "Everytime we fight, I get this feeling."
 * "Everytime you die, I swear I can fly."
 * "Arrows, so pointy yet so deadly."
 * "Want som'ma this!"
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[[Image:Assassin-icon.png]] Harmful If Stabbed


Level: 20

Born: Pongmei Valley, Cantha (July 2007)

Age: 21

Song: Frankenstein - Edgar Winters Group

Prophecies Campaign: Divinity Coast

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon)<BR> Finished Campaign (Kurzick)<BR>

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Dzagonur Bastion

Eye of the North Expansion: Gunnar's Hold

Maxed Titles <BR> Protector of Cantha

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing Prophecies, Nightfall & that silly expansion
 * Shadow Form nuker, allllriiiiiii'


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"177, Mikan
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Dear diary,

Well, nothing to say, here. Just me being semi-crippled.

-Feniz.

Idle Quotes
 * "I threatened Emperor Kisu once. We both laughed. Though I forced him to."
 * "I'm a rebel."
 * "Not moving is fun, we should do it again sometime."
 * "If we can target them, so do they."

Battle Quotes
 * "My daggers feel comfy deep inside your flesh."
 * "The urge to let you live is just silly."
 * "Flying daggers of death, right in the eye!"
 * "My Lyssa, who made you so ugly? Oh wait, I did."
 * "Ow! You almost hurt me more than I hurt you!"
 * "I make babies cry and make you bleed."
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[[Image:Necromancer-icon.png]] Jirram The Lacking


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Drascir, Ascalon (Officially March 2006; remake June 2007)

Age:<BR> 20

Song<BR> Maybe I'm A Lion - The Black Mages

Prophecies Campaign:<BR> Sanctum Cay

Factions Campaign:<BR> Arborstone

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> N/A

Eye of the North Expansion: N/A

Maxed Titles <BR> N/A

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing all three campaigns and that silly expansion
 * Gaining titles
 * Dominating AB with his Spiteful Spirit

Scion, 234
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Sweet home Kaineng Center, oh how you make me wanna come hoooome. Life's pretty good now. We fight these petty criminals called Am Fah for cash and immediately spend it on Rice Wine. Life's gooood.

Ciao, -Jirram.

Idle Quotes
 * "This reminds me of the time I blew up a weapon depot."
 * "Firey flames scattering all over the place."
 * "Even thinking about it makes me shed a manly tear."
 * "Are we wasting time or wasting my time?"
 * "Grab 'em by the nose, kick 'em in the ass!"

Battle Quotes
 * "Have at you!"
 * "Mind if I make a zombie out of you? Oops, too late."
 * "A curse? A bile? A disease? Or maybe all three?"
 * "You and I can't be friends, me and your animated corpse can."
 * "For the hate of Grenth, you made me waste blood!"
 * "Come here so I can you give you a touch of dread."
 * "You look really good with that bursting bile on your back."
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[[Image:Elementalist-icon.png]] Blue Collar Tweeker


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Ebonhawke, Ascalon (November 2007)

Age:<BR> 24

Song<BR> Damn Blue Collar Tweekers - Primus

Maxed Titles <BR> N/A

What He Does<BR>
 * Alliance Battles and other types of PvP. It's serious business.

177, Mikan
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Diary.

We are holding the line the best we can, but these damn Kurzicks keep coming as if they were multiplying. Southly got hit by a Juggernaut yesterday, and the medics are still trying to remove all the splinters from his arm. When the bloody Fissure of Woe is Elder Rhea sending some actual reinforcements!? And not all these blasted rookies. I'll keep you up to date, and if I don't, I'm probably dead.

Sincerely yours, -Tweeker.

Idle Quotes
 * "Are we ever gonna move again? There's Kurzicks coming."
 * "I'd hate to see you all be the victim of my impatient, fiery little heart."
 * "No time for quick breaks, we have a war to fight."
 * 'Are we ever going back to the front line?"
 * "You can never expect to immediately conquer the ground you just nuked."

Battle Quotes
 * "Let me serve you a course of your imminent demise."
 * "I'd like to see you go up in flames, there you go."
 * "For Cavalon!"
 * "You may have slashed me, but I have cauterization on my side!"
 * "Break free my elements of the tenth degree."
 * "A pointy rock here, a lava arrow there."
 * "Stay still so I can nuke you more."
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