User talk:Token Cleric/GuildWiki:Blindfolded dart toss selection policy

Created to explain a method for choosing featured builds. Recommended by User:Honorable Sarah. Enjoy!--Token Cleric 19:48, 6 September 2006 (CDT)
 * throws dart blindfolded*
 * hits Token Cleric*
 * -User:PanSola (talk to the [[Image:follower of Lyssa.png]]) 19:53, 6 September 2006 (CDT)

Minimum duration of featured build? Timestamp on the current featured build(just say when did you change the featured build, so the other can know when can they change it) -- Cwingnam2000 19:53, 6 September 2006 (CDT)
 * When youare blind, you ahve 90% chance to miss. The next thime you hit will cause it to change. -User:PanSola (talk to the [[Image:follower of Lyssa.png]]) 19:54, 6 September 2006 (CDT)

Shalt thou also not count to three before tossing the holy dart of choosing? --Theeth (talk)   20:01, 6 September 2006 (CDT)
 * Mesmers only need to count to one and a half. d-: -User:PanSola (talk to the [[Image:follower of Lyssa.png]]) 20:11, 6 September 2006 (CDT)
 * And the Token Cleric spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Dart of Choosing . Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Dart of Choosing towards thy build, who, being untested in My sight, shall be tested." Amen.--Midnight08 08:42, 7 September 2006 (CDT)

Any who disobey this decree shall be banned into oblivion by the guildwiki gods. Good thing we have OblivioWiki to help them find their way around. ;) -Gares 20:44, 6 September 2006 (CDT)
 * lol this has been the best laugh ive had in days, especially the Monty Python referance and the oblivowiki statement... lol--Midnight08 08:36, 7 September 2006 (CDT)

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This skill reminds me of my absolute favourite Magic: The Gathering card: http://sales.starcitygames.com/carddisplay.php?product=14638 -- Dashface  03:03, 25 October 2006 (CDT)


 * I always liked the Chaos Orb. Too bad I never got my hands at one of those. You know, back in the times of Alpha and Beta edition, people used to shred this orb into tiny little pieces and blow them across the opponents playfield, effectively destroying all his cards. However, that worked only if that opponent wasn't quick enouth at spreading his cards over the whole room (on top of the cubboard, under the table...). Later, though, with the introduction of more refined rules, this technique became obsolete since shredding a card into pieces could be considered "marking" the card and as such making it invalid to play with. Well, Chaos Orb is banned from all serious Turnament formats anyway, afaik. --84-175 (talk) 04:11, 25 October 2006 (CDT)