User:Dark Paladin X/Jokes, worst suggestions that would NEVER be in Guild Wars

These are NOT suggestions to Guild Wars, these are what I called, "rejects that are not taken seriously." These are meant to be funny, or to show ideas that it would never happen within an eternity because, 1) overpowered, 2) redundant, 3) stupid, 4) name of the skill, NPC, item, etc is awkward. The reasons behind those silly ideas are in it's discussion page.

NPCs

 * Bookkeeper Dillan Baker