User:Cobalt/Quotes

Quotes
A list of ultimate truths spoken on this wiki and elsewhere. Tell me if i make any copyvios On Gaile Gray 
 * "The only thing I ever saw her doing is appearing in random towns while sheep minded people asked her a bunch of stupid questions".--[[Image:AlariSig.jpg]]

On Cake On Zoos
 * "There is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake"
 * "The cake is a lie"
 * "Cake, and grief councilling will be available at the conclusion of the test"
 * "You will be baked, and there will be cake"
 * "And from that day forward, whenever two or more animals have been in the same place it has been known as a zoo........................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!"

On Shroud of Silence 
 * "This was not hit by a nerfbat... this was hit by a nerfnuke"--[[Image:Takisig.jpg]] Taki Fujiko 

On Plurals
 * "Regardless of what the players think the plural of focus is focii."&mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick "''

Random anonymous comments found on obscure talkpages (conspiracy?)
 * "Anyone get where I get several Finasteride?"

On Religion
 * "Quite simply: Fuck Christianity." [[Image:Maui_sig.png]]
 * "Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" [[Image:User The Mooing Cat image1.png|User:The Mooing Cat|19px]] The Mooing Cat

Quoted for Randomness
 * "What Skill are we capping anyways?"
 * "No idea. A Skill I guess"


 * "I'm not ADHD. It's more like a cross between ADHD and AWMIGAWD CHICKENS!!!" -[[Image:Maui_sig.png]]

On Watch Repair
 * "I say smash it... :)" [[Image:User The Mooing Cat image1.png|User:The Mooing Cat|19px]] The Mooing Cat
 * "So take out the battery and THEN smash it" --Gimmethegepgun
 * "Then put the battery in your microwave for awesome lulz"--[[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]

On Wiki-Optimism
 * "Have you considered creating an account? We could really use more active, intelligent editors like you." [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]
 * "Was that sarcasm, Felix?" &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick

On Shadowphoenix's   picture  of her"self"
 * "Fake" --[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (Talk /Contribs )
 * "Shadowphoenix's pic isn't fake. It's just someone else."--[[Image:Progr.jpg]]