User:Dashface2903

Description
Dashface Megaritz is a an Ascendant human Monk from Surmia whose most notable achievements include his masterful cartography of the Canthan continent and his thirty-two hundred deaths, of which only one has been fatal.

After receiving a chilly reception while assisting Prince Rurik escort Ascalonian refugees across the Northern Shiverpeaks, Dashface administered an eye test on various Krytans and eventually saw through the Unseen Ones. He liberated the Scepter of Orr from the White Mantle and gave it to the rightful heir of all Orrian goods&mdash;an unimpressionable and trustworthy vizier named Khilbron.

Following his Ascension in the Crystal Desert, Dashface, and his associate, Puk Grum, harnessed a pantheonic gaze to search for a glimmer dragon's sandblasted pocket dimension. She directed the pair to put their healing, protection, hurting, and debilitation talents to use in the Southern Shiverpeaks.

With collusion, Infusion, and extrusion, they and King Jalis Ironhammer fought off exclusion, intrusion, delusion, and a profusion of Stone Summit dwarves. Dashface fought many powerful enemies on his path to opening the Door of Komalie. With the door open, many complained that it was too breezy, so he closed it again.

Dashface later travelled to Cantha, where he quickly developed a rapport with Master Togo and became Weh no Su, Closer to the Stars, and Adjacent to Several Foes. They had a falling out when the head of Shing Jea Monastery aided a disagreeable bodyguard named Shiro Tagachi with a plot return to the mortal world. Due to the bitter nature of their parting, Togo and Dashface have not spoken since. Dashface has since spent some considerable time in Cantha, expanding his repertoire of elite skills and diminishing his repertoire of self-defenestration skills. He has learnt much from Mhenlo, a fellow Tyrian Monk that loves demonstrating how to put the P in NPC.

Dashface was for ten months a member of the guild by the name of The Gear Trick [GEAR]. Dashface was featured in the comic strip around which the guild is based.

After endangering and subsequently rescuing two continents, Dashface is currently holidaying in sunny Istan, Elona, where he is 80...92% confident that nothing significant will befall the inhabitants.

Dashface has been described as a Tyrian Trailblazer lacking Fire Magic, a Canthan Grandmaster Cartographer despite not being Canthan, an Elonan Pathfinder without a path, an Legendary Skill Hunter legendary for his lack thereof, an Adept Treasure Hunting Seeker of Wisdom, mostly Hapless, semi-Charmed, a Mighty Lightbringer light on might, and a Spearmarshal, although he has never marshalled a spear. He has been said to think of himself as a Big Deal, Kind Of.

Location

 * Istan
 * Mehtani Keys

Skills used

 * [[Image:Resurrection_Signet.jpg|25px]] Resurrection Signet
 * [[Image:Sunspear_Rebirth_Signet.jpg|25px]] Sunspear Rebirth Signet
 * [[Image:Lightbringer's_Gaze.jpg|25px]] Lightbringer's Gaze
 * [[Image:Aegis.jpg|25px]] Aegis
 * [[Image:Light_of_Deliverance.jpg|25px]] Light of Deliverance
 * [[Image:Heaven's_Delight.jpg|25px]] Heaven's Delight
 * [[Image:Extinguish.jpg|25px]] Extinguish
 * [[Image:Signet_of_Capture.jpg|25px]] Signet of Capture

Comical interlude: Life Insurance at 55
Illustrated by Labsenpai of Healbot Blues

All elite skills captured