User:The Chag/My Jokes/ Wangers

Wangers
Wangers (Warrior Ranger) are a new profession discovered in the new expansion of Guild Wars Guild Wars: Death Of The Chag. They are based on two types of weapons, combined into one. They use bows with blades at the end of each corner, so they can attack by projectiles and melee. All their skills are a mix (Example: Expert Tactics). There pets use axes instead of there mouthes, these animals however are not normal, they are freaky mutant like monsters.

Attributes
These are their attributes:
 * Expertised Tactics
 * Strengthened Wilderness Survival
 * Marksmanship and Swordsmanship
 * Axe-ellent Beastmastery

History
Wangers were founded by a great man named: The Chag, after the end of Eye Of The North, when the Charr started invading all of Tyria. The Chag had moved into an island in the line between Cantha and Tyria, they moved their with the remaining ships on the face of Tyria. They had witnessed the destruction of Lion's Arch. After a while, The Chag had tought all of his knowledge to his followers, thus making them Wangers.

Character
If you make a Wanger, you are there for a student of The Chag, in which case you start with his infamous skill:"Shut Up!". But if you are not, you have to kill The Chag to get the skill. If you enter a group to defeat The Chag, and you are a Wanger, you therefor go against your teammates and becomes an ally with The Chag.