User:Revan The Retarded

====Active Character: Revan The Retarded====

Primary Profession: Ranger Build: "B/P"

HP: 505" Energy: 30

Age: 328 hrs. 44 mins./ 2 mos. Deaths: 390

Bow(s):
 * Forgotten Longbow
 * Deldrimor Longbow
 * Ironwing Longbow
 * Zealous Stormbow of Defense

 

==Other Misc. Info==
 * Revan originally was a Kournan soldier until he became enlightened and disillusioned; upon experation of Revan's enlistment contract, Revan intentionally neglected to re-enlist. Revan worked as an ironweed farmer thenafter until one day when he, quite literally, drunk himself retarded. That night, him and some buddies got a bright idea which did not exactly go as planned. He awoke the next day, unaware of anything that transpired the previous night, enlisted in the Sunspears.

==Favorite Quotes==
 * Stop acting retarded.
 * That was retarded.
 * Koss is retarded.

==Pet==
 * Lil' Retard (Lvl 20 Black Moa).

=Titles Earned=
 * 1) Survivor (1)
 * 2) Friend of the Kurzicks (2)
 * 3) Legendary Spearmarshal (10)
 * 4) Slayer of Champions (8)
 * 5) Adept Lightbring (2)
 * 6) Mysterious Agent (4)
 * 7) Stout Delver (2)
 * 8) Adventurer of the North (1)
 * 9) Not Too Smelly (1)
 * 10) Seeker of Wisdom (1)


 * Retard Rating: 1032x2 (Legendary Retard Bonus)= 2064 (1st 2 digits = number of total tracks; every digit there after = sum of all ranks)

==Goals (in no particular order)==


 * 1) Acquire Max Title Track.
 * 2) Max out Norn Title Track.
 * 3) Complete EoTN expansion.
 * 4) Max out Sunspear Title Track.
 * 5) Acquire complete Primeval armor set.
 * 6) Acquire Chaos Gloves.
 * 7) Acquire Mask of the Mo Zing.
 * 8) Dye Primeval armor black.
 * 9) Acquire Superior Vigor rune for armor.
 * 10) Infuse armor.
 * 11) Dye Storm Bow white.
 * 12) Acquire Elite Skill Track.
 * 13) Capture all elite skills in Varajar Fells.
 * 14) Acquire Drunkard Title Track.
 * 15) Acquire Wisdom Track.
 * 16) Complete all non-primary missions acquired.
 * 17) Complete all goals set.

==Did You Know?== * This character enjoys exploring Tyra. * This character enjoys causing Kournan soldiers to have a bad day. * This character enjoys interrupting a fight between two parties and taking them both out. * This character enjoys slaying Charr.

=Trivia=