User:Defiant Elements/Drunken Master

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Introduction
Martial arts students face a bewildering array of martial arts schools, each with its own adherents and detractors. But few schools are as unusual -- or as controversial -- as Drunken Boxing. By weaving and staggering about as if inebriated, drunken boxers avoid many blows. Likewise, their stumbling, lurching attacks catch their opponents off guard. Moreover, when they actually imbibe alcohol, drunken masters can perform truly prodigious feats of strength and bravery.

None of this garners them much respect among other martial arts schools, because drunken boxing exacts a toll on its users. Drunken masters remain intoxicated for hours after a fight, and they are often found half-asleep in taverns, mumbling incoherently. This flies in the face of other schools' ascetic principles. But rival schools must be wary -- they never know when the tipsy lout at the bar is just a harmless thug, and when it is a nigh-unstoppable drunken master.

Attributes

 * Ki (Primary): For each rank of Ki, the Drunken Master's Attack Speed and Movement Speed increase by 2%
 * Unarmed Combat: Increases damage and effectiveness of unarmed strikes and skills relating to unarmed combat.
 * Improvisation: Improves all skills related to Evasion, Acrobatics, and Speed
 * Imbibe Alcohol: Improves all skills related to Alcohol Consumption
 * Constitution: Improves all skills related to Fortitude and Tanking

Trivia

 * This is the only known Profession that uses Alcohol and Drunkenness to its advantage.
 * Although far from religious, Drunken Masters are thought to worship Lyssa because of her chaotic demeanor.