User:Cheapneasy2074

Cheapneasy
Cheap N Easy was originally an officer in TNOG and then joined Bkbd (yes, that Blackblades) when Factions came out and worked like a whipped rollerbeetle every day to capture and keep Cavalon. Cheap N Easy took part in figuring out the strategies of getting through the different rooms in The Deep until Cavalon was cruelly taken away from BkBd and opened up for the masses (I shake my fist at you the masses!) Cheap then promptly became Sobby McSobbster but he's okay now. Cheap is currently an officer in Azur which is a member of the HART alliance.

My real name is Michael but everyone calls me either Sheep (an odd unexplainable mutation of Cheap N Easy) or Slow (from Slow N Simple)

Location

 * California
 * Irvine - 10 minute driving distance from Blizzard. (on noes! the enemys!)

My characters
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[[Image:Monk-icon.png]] Cheap N Easy


Level: 20

Born: Tyria, February 2006

Prophecies Campaign: Finished Campaign

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon)

Nightfall Campaign: Finished Campaign

About Cheap N Easy is my first character. Yes, I spent my many noobie months playing Prophecies as a monk, doing the whole bonding monk thing in Sorrow's Furnace (while the book trick still worked) and scrounging around for cash until I was able to make my 55 armor (which i promptly dyed pink) and was finally able to afford items that cost more than 1k. Cheap is always busy checking out the hot GW females. Cheap N Easy once got The Frog to say "Cheap, your dancing is most adept!"


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[[Image:Assassin-icon.png]] Slow N Simple


Level: 20

Born: Cantha, August 2006

Prophecies Campaign: Unfinished Campaign

Factions Campaign: Unfinished Campaign (Luxon)

Nightfall Campaign: Finished Campaign

About Slow N Simple is my pride and joy. He is the champion of the first HART 1v1 Tournament. Slow has brought me much joy and recognition from among the other members of my alliance. There are many sides to Slow which people may find surprising. He likes to read Isaac Asimov books in his spare time (when he is not out and about killing) and his favorite movie is Lion King. Being an assassin, he does have a warehouse of weapons at his disposal including a pair of Stygian Daggers, Dragon Scythes, Zodiac Daggers and about 10 different green daggers (Slow cannot resist buying a green when they sell for less than 5k) but his pride and joy is his Wintergreen Daggers of Enchanting(+5e) which he likes to go out and beat little animals like lvl 3 Jahai Rats with.


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[[Image:Warrior-icon.png]] Soft N Cuddly


Level: 20

Born: Tyria, April 2006

Prophecies Campaign:<BR> Finished Campaign

Factions Campaign:<BR> Finished Campaign (Luxon)

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Unfinished Campaign

About<BR> Soft N Simple is a confused warrior who is unsure why his owner gave him such a friendly name and dressed him up in pink and then is asked to kill hundreds and hundreds of Vermin and Ungrateful Slaves. However, Soft is happy that he gets to show off his rock hard abs to random strange women, men and men pretending to be women. Soft thinks he has too many weapons and thinks it's a bit ridiculous that a warrior should have to carry around so many hammers, axes and swords especially when he's not even allowed to dual wield them. Soft's favorite weapon is his Ugly Stick in which he takes much joy beating ugly people with.


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[[Image:Ranger-icon.png]] Smooth N Sweet


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Cantha, April 2006

Prophecies Campaign:<BR> Unfinished Campaign

Factions Campaign:<BR> Finished Campaign (Luxon)

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Finished Campaign

About<BR> Smooth N Sweet is the character that I used the most to farm AB faction points during the BkBd Cavalon era. I used him either as a touch ranger or as a Longbow sniper. Smooth also likes to trap and my Gladiator points (all 2 of them) are from the one night of trapping that Smooth did while a guildie developed a rit spirit build for TA. Smooth's favorite weapon besides his numerous bows is his Mursaat Hammer which matchs the color of his pants.


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Fun Builds
Flaming Sinner

Burning people makes me happy!

Pacifist Lockdown

I built this build solely for punking people 1v1 and then pointing and laughing at them like a hyena.

Holy Striker

Only to be used when your monk feels like fighting.

Discord Spammer

Newly nerfed by Anet! YAY!!!

WIP
I still have several other characters I want to add as well as builds.

Credits
Big thanks to Helena for sharing her template.