User:The Gates Assassin

Level 1

 * Take halls with at least 1 hero as a monk.


 * Earn at least 1 fame in a "Randomway" group in Hero's Asent.


 * Interupt a 3/4 casting time skill with any mesmer interupt on purpose.


 * Kill Maw the Mountain Heart on hard mode.


 * Kill Shiro in under a minute.


 * Become UAX for one profession


 * Beat every profession at least once in a 1 v 1 scrimage with the same profession.


 * Solo Elona Reach


 * Become Kind of a Big Deal

Level 2

 * Kill the suit of 100 armor in under 5 seconds after it first takes damage (Timer starts when you first damage it in any way)


 * Kill Willa the Unpleasant on hard mode.


 * Complete the quest A Show of Force on hard mode without using Junundi to kill everything in the temple


 * Complete all runs in Tyria


 * Become UAS


 * Get at least 4 attacks out in a row while Blind


 * Roll a team in GvG in under five minutes


 * Win a 2 v 1 scrimage.


 * Make People Know You


 * Retain 10 lockpicks in a row

Level 3

 * Become Very Important


 * Kill Droajam, Mage of the Sands on hard mode.


 * Earn 10,000,000 experience points on a character.


 * Become UAX


 * Hold Halls for more than 10 matches in a row


 * Beat a top 100 guild.


 * Solo the mission and bonus of Elona Reach (Mission) on Hard Mode


 * Win a 1 v 1 tornament in first place


 * Earn 1000k


 * Solo a full grown Wurm

Level 4

 * Get some Leather Bound Books


 * Win an 8 v 1 scrimage. (Ganking GL ftw!)


 * Become UAS in PvE


 * Catch a 1/4 cast time skill, on purpose (Sounds like Bull, but AoD sins are very predictable =D)


 * Beat all four campaigns, with every profession at least once.


 * Beat Mallyx

Level 5

 * Complete all other tasks listed in level 4 and below.


 * Buy more than 20 15k armors total.


 * Buy FoW armor for at least three characters


 * Clear The Underworld, The Fissure of Woe, Sarrows Furnace, The Tomb of Primviel Kings, Urgoz, The Deep and Kill Mallyx and Duncan.


 * Submit at least five builds into PvX wiki, and get a rating higher than 4.75 on each


 * Complete all Monuments in the Hall of Monuments


 * Beat a pure spike team, all the way to VoD, as the infuser without any party deaths (Spike team has to be good)


 * Get a Rich Smelling Guild hall

1337 Level

 * Have a character with 10,000,00 EXP, and no deaths (Not gonna happen)


 * You have been playing for 1 week. Please take a break. (1 Day)


 * Become a God amunst us mere mortals (...KoaBD)


 * DP out more than 10 teams total in GvG (4/10)


 * Max a PvP title (Not even close)


 * Earn more than 50 wins in a row in starting Ra (...20)


 * Earn Legendary Vanquisher, on at least three characters (...0)


 * Vanquish an area with at least 100 enemies, without using armor or weapons. (Might try it)

Funny Ones

 * Kill a boss with the skill "You Move Like a Dwarf" (That has to be the last thing to damage it)


 * Kill a nature ritual with "You Move Like a Dwarf"


 * Use shadow prison on someone who at that exact time is using shadow prison (That way you both are snared and switch places)


 * Fail a vanquish with one enemy left


 * Die more than 10,000 times


 * Rank Gaile Gray


 * Get hurt by empathy more than 50 times (The damage shower thing on the left should say Empathy x50)


 * Take 8000 damage


 * Earn 10 wins in RA with a wammo type build


 * Rank someone who has a pheonix emote


 * Beat a high ranked guild in HA or Gvg, then give them your guilds website to try to recruit them


 * Be killed by a masterless pet (Lvl 3-5)


 * Die 1337 times and take a picture of it

My Builds
These are the builds I use everyday:

Golden Dazer

AoD Shock

PvE Moebius

Favorite Quotes

 * You can typically categorize skills in one of two ways, those that let you make plays, and those that prop up the rest of the bar. Well there's a third category that you can generally sum up as 'bad', but I don't think about that one. ~Ensign


 * Yes. That's what it is. Bias. It couldn't possibly because you are wrong, and running around with 'my build is so great' blinders on. I'm just biased. ~Ensign


 * Welcome to PvE forums, where everyone is a winner, every idea is a good one, and anyone who says otherwise is a disrespectful, ignorant asshole. Remember this is guru, where Paragons are bad, Mesmers are amazing, and these opinions are backed up with zeal not evidence. ~Ensign


 * So wait, you're saying that you SHOULD be able to kill people by pressing 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 through any sort of positioning, blocks, and with powerful KDs to hold them in position and keep them from protecting themselves? 

yes. ~X Cytherea X


 * ''Wasn't that great....I wanted to see a fight.

''I wanted it to be all

''Izzy: I know what I'm doing.

''Ensign: Im sure you have a good idea, but your also ****ing it up.

''Izzy: Thats it!

''Ensign: Ya it is!

''Izzy: Bring your character! My Guild hall.... noon.''

You know it be awesome. ~ensoriki


 * PvXWiki is not the United States Congress. You know what we do? Here, we make builds and have contests. Yay. We don't plot on how to fuck you over ~Guild Of Deals


 * "Hey, don't break too much DICK there." Ultimate admin phrase ever?  ~Guild of Deals


 * What is this? A CENTER FOR ANTS?!? How can we be expected to teach kids how to read...if they can't even fit inside the building? It need to be at least...THREE times bigger than this.(Next Guy) ..He's absolutely right... ~Derek Zoolander


 * can someone explain to me why after asking a question bill [o'rielly] always says "go" to the interviewee........as if they do not know when to start answering his retarded questions. he is so goddamn patronizing. ~peace190788


 * I would rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. ~unknown


 * If you cant take the heat get away from the fire. People will criticize you, grow a thicker skin, because in the real world thats how things work. If you dont want the criticism do not post your build, guide or strategy because inevitably someone will disagree with you and you will obviously get peeved.  ~ Drucila


 * So unfortunately even though the idea of the post was noble the presentation was not. Kind of like covering a tasty fresh apple pie in crap. Doesn't matter how good the pie is you still have to dig through the crap to get at it.  ~Johny Bravo

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