User:Samurai snack/Area51 Access Card

General
Area51 Access Card is a unique shield dropped by any Snack Golem There is no known picture of this Sheild.

Note: Do NOT pick up this item, it will explode, destroying your computer, then a CIA will come to your door and inject you with forgetting serum, you will wake up in a field holding a knock-off version of guildwars and a knife

Shield Stats
Shield
 * Armor: -200 (req. 16 Death Magic)
 * Probability of getting error7 +100% (Chance 40%)
 * Health +1000

Collector Weapon Counterpart
THERE IS NO COUNTERPART, NOW...FORGET!*you got injected with forgetting serum*