User:Ezekial Riddle/Crap Builds

The Baby-Eater
You'll want to have a few superior runes of ass-kickery, just for the sheer lulz and awesomeness of it all. Make sure to carry some extra Pride and Cockyness. Trust me, when the n00bs start rage-quittin' you will feel like a god. And all you had to do was gnaw through an innocent baby's cranium. Also check to make sure you are equipped with a sundering fork and a knife off-hand, this will make the gnawing a bit easier on your dentals.

Optional Fill ins

 * Guilt Only if you are a person who actually cares of what other people think of your character in a game.
 * Shame If your girlfriend catches you, if it's your baby you are chewing through, or both.
 * "Save Yourselves!" For those people who are unwilling mass murderers and also think that babies can talk back in full and complete English. BTW, Baby Bob was a horrible show.