User:Nova/The Twelve Days of RA

The Twelve Days of RA
(All people mentioned are on the allied teams.)

On the first day of RA, Anet gave to me… a noob that didn’t bring rez!

On the second day of RA, Anet gave to me… Two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the third day of RA, Anet gave to me… Three assassin tanks, two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the fourth day of RA, Anet gave to me… Four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the fifth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 5 minutes of laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the sixth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the seventh day of RA, Anet gave to me… 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the eighth day of of RA, Anet gave to me… 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the ninth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the tenth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the eleventh day of RA, Anet gave to me… 11 Avatar of Balthazar dervishes, 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the twelvth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 12 PvE rangers with level 5 pets, 11 Avatar of Balthazar dervishes, 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.