User:Randomtime/Fortunately unfortunately

fortunately unfortunately is a game... basicly someone starts, typing a sentence... then the next person continues by adding a sentence of there own, starting with: Fortunately. Then someone else continues the story, this time starting with unfortunately, it then loops round.

Great! I think...
We'll I'm trying it out to see how it works... so we shall start:

Gameplay
Please sign your sentence with

Jim woke up, he climbed out of bed, it was cold. Fortunately, the sun tapped Jim on the shoulder; embracing him with a loving warmth. Unfortunately, as he stepped onto the floor, he happened to step on his cat, who immediately let out an ear screeching yell, and clawed up his ankle. Fortunately, his ankle did not exist, because of the horrible accident the night before. Unfortunately, Jim was now a cripple and in desperate need of a wheelchair. Fortunately, Someone used dismiss condition on him. Unfortunately, the skill was bugged. Fortunately, as he stumbled downstairs, he smelled bacon. And it was bacon. Unfortunately, Viper was cooking it. Fortunately, the bacon was burnt. Unfortunately, Mallyx was cooking pancakes for Jim, too. Fortunately, there was no redirect Unfortunately, Jim's GW account was banned for selling 250 Ambrace of Truths Fortunately, he emailed support, to plead his innocence, and they actually listened for once. Unfortunately Anet had a rolback after his account was restored. Fortunately, Mandragor Root Cake Unfortunately, his leg was still in pain, and the cake didn't do much to stop that. Fortunately, Mallyx did, by stamping on his other leg. The pain in this one was so great he forgot completely about the other leg. Unfortunatly, hurting more was not what he realy wanted... Fortunately, the Avatar of Dwayna appeared from the sky to heal his leg. . Unfortunately, the Avatar of Dwayna turned out to be an evil gangster who shot him Fortunately, He had planned for this, and was wearing a Shield of Absorption,  He then released his Black Widow pet to maul his attacker. Unfortunately, his enchantments were removed.Fortunately, he managed to limp away while lagging, and had 1HP with 10 pips of health regen. Unfortunately, he realised he had work this morning, he turned off Guild Wars and went and had breakfast. Fortunately, he remembered that it was President's Day, and he didn't have work because he works for the government. Unfortunately, this means there was a large holiday type parade that he needed to be on Fortunately, no one edited this game for like... a week, so we missed the stupid parade. Unfortunately, he had now missed a week's work standing there in the cold, he also had some bills to pay. Fortunately, he won £100,000,000,000,000,000, and will never have to pay any bills again! And he has been exempted from all taxes, and he will gain £100,000,000 a day for the rest of his life. Unfortunately, this "winnings" was really a pyramid scheme - he had been scammed. Fortunately, the scam didnt work, and he still got the money and kept it, safe, in an unhackable and unstealable account. He was now the richest man in the world, and could not be murdered or stolen from. Unfortunately, he also left his pet rat in the safe, which ripped up the money (which was fake anyway). Fortunately, it was his next door neighbours safe. His money was digitalised into an unhackable system. Unfortunately, he chose that minuite to commit suicide, at least he'd have a lot of money to spend in hell. Fortunately, the knife he went to kill himself with was fake. He then resolved never to commit suicide, and had a chip implanted into his brain to make him the smartest man alive, and also stopped him killing himself or squandering his money. It also stopped him dying, ever. The chip was irremovable. Those were the only things it did. Unfortunately the chip said USE BY: MONDAY 25th February 1808, not 2008, although he could not die, he also had to find a doctor to replace the chip, and that would cost several billion of his large fortune, which was not a problem, he thought, then he thought of all the things he could do with the money, and thought that he should give away some to charity, he made a one time donation of £100,000,000,000,000,000 to Oxfam, and pledged £100,000,000 a day to save the children. Fortunately, before he could do that, he remembered that the oxfam people were actually scammers, like the children, and did not donate nor did he pledge. His chip was wrong, and had an unlimited lifespan. His chip also, as an unnoted feature, prevented him from donating anything to anything, nor could he pledge anything. Unfortunately, due to this long train of thought, he realized he was falling off a cliff. Fortunately, he landed on a mattress, which took him home. Unfortunately, it was a man eating mattress. Fortunately, the matress evaporated, and he magically teleported home into an indestructable chamber with unlimited oxygen and food which were both untaintable and water. Unfortunately, the whole world was nuked, and as he was locked in - he was the only survivor, he will have to stay in the box for 100 years for the nuke's effects to wear off, with nothing to do. Fortunately he spends that time learning how to make human women out of stone; he is ready to repopulate the earth Unfortunately, lolcats ruin the day. Fortunately the lolcats are dead, as they can't survive a nuke. Unfortunately, 4chan still existed. Fortunately, there was an army of mice headed in his direction. Unfortunately, his pants were made of cheddar cheese. Fortunately the cheese was magic, so it tasted good and granted wishes. Unfortunately, the cheese was rotten. Fortunately a magic cow followed him around so he could always make more. Unfortunately, the nuke wears off and fat drunk prairie dogs bite the sun. Fortunately, the sun burns the dogs before they even get close. Unfortunately, this story ended. Fortunately, RT has moar crazy ideas up his sleve.

Story#2

As some call him, Tim, was climbing out of his pirate ship for another day of raiding and looting with his fellow Corsairs he noticed his gun was missing.