User:One Three Three Seven/Axe of PWNage

Axe of PWNage is a Unique Item dropped by Mr. Roxxor, the Uber Noober, and (if you acutally happen to have a chance at even making a good attempt at trying to kill him) Anet will most likely ban you because this Axe is too 1337 for it to be used by a player.



Weapon stats

 * 1337 Damage 499-500 (req. 9 roxxor)
 * Attack Attributes +12 (100% Chance while attacking)
 * Health +100
 * Energy +19.3
 * Recieved damage -100 (Chance:100%)

Non-unique counterpart

 * This weapon is too 1337 to be replicated.
 * The weapon may look like a Starter Axe, because it is one. You just have to be r0xx0r enough to know how to use it.