User:Yikey

A wizard turned this user into a whale, is this awesome? Y/N.

All You Need To Know

 * My first name is Ruben (but I prefer to be adressed as "Forest", "Yike" or "Yikey")
 * The musicians I currently enjoy (and yes I do like instrumentals):
 * #1: Muse; Hyper Chondriac Music. The band mixes alternative with a Pink Floyd-ish piano in this song. Which I happen to like very, very much.
 * #2: Pink Floyd; Cluster One. This, a mere song, can make me all sentimental. The flow of piano-guitar-guitar-piano is perfect.
 * #3: Eric Johnson; Cliffs of Dover. An all-time favorite. Most of the time, improv doesn't work in instrumentals. Eric Johnson knows how it does, though.
 * #4: Guns n' Roses, Sympathy for the Devil (Rolling Stones cover). A cover, yes. But Axl's use of orgasm-like screaming and Slash & Izzy's guitaring makes it a better song.
 * #5: The Rolling Stones, Can't You Hear Me Knocking. Sax solo. Need I say more?
 * I'm 14 G:
 * I absolutely LOATHE hip hop, rap and/or techno. So please don't go rambling about that.
 * I'm not cool enough to make a fancy signature. And even if I am, I couldn't be bothered to find a good site to make Livia's bongbongs signature size.

Super Spionage
This is a little project of mine. I've been lately hiding in the American and European districts of Lion's Arch, Kaineng Center and Kamadan, Jewel of Istan, adapting personalities everyone might refer to as "nubs", "dickweeds" and "homosexuals".

Elite Form: Nub; I stood in Kamadan asking common things, that even "normal players" know. I started with "HOW I USE SQUARES IN BOTTOM OF SCREEN???". The people in Kamadan were kind enough to respond, but seemed ticked off. Because who doesn't know? Haha! I continued with "WAT GUD WAY 2 GT GOLD???". This really pissed them off. Some replied kindly (the ones that answered question #1), some replied with "omg noob", "ur such a naab" and "gtfo plz!". Now I did the créme de la créme. "CN I HAF SUM MONIE PLZZ OMG PZLZZZ". This time, I got off with an annoyed "no.", "f*ck u noob", "lol ur a fucking noob" and a "reported".

Be sure to check here or in the major towns to see me spyin'!