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Thoughts
53.21% of statistics are made up.

Also, Borderlands is... interesting. BUT!

Siren is terribly underwhelming. Talking about just final tier skills: So I have a Lilith running around without interesting skills (of which at least another 2 do not work, mind you). What happened to Sex Sells?
 * Phase Strike is bugged for PC (it's fixed for consoles, though. Thanks, Gearbox. Really useful for those who paid more for the console port!). +800% Melee damage every Phase Walk is awesome, though (Phase Walk has a recharge of 32, kills reduce that by 5 sec). If it works, it's definatly what I'm going for ASAP.
 * Phoenix does the same as a tier 2 Soldier skill, but worse. Oh, it has a Fire damage AoE? Yeah, it deals 60 DPS (7 to shields), but it has less range than the zero-accuracy Sledge's Shotgun, and it's impossible to hit anything with that thing. Might be useful if Phase Strike worked (which would put you in Melee range a LOT), but now...?
 * Mind Games is probably the only interesting one: maxed it gives 25% chance to daze per shot. This reduces accuracy and move speed of the target. But hey, once you've unloaded 4 shots into a bad guy (That's one shot with a Double Anarchy SMG, by the way), another 24 are following immediatly after and those will put it to rest. Good (like, really nice) for bosses, but that's it. Meh overall.

Soldier was a total blast, though. Scorpio Turret is bloody amazing if you devote almost every point to it :D Or roll as a tankmaster medic that heals nearby party members and shit.

Ima roll a Hunter now. <!-- Other random information about this project:
 * Warcraft III TFT map, TD-esque
 * Units spawn periodically, you need to stop them
 * They become stronger and stronger automatically (+150 max health per 240 sec for 1 hour)
 * You have 20 lives
 * The spawns do not stop until you have no lives left (i.e. you ALWAYS LOSE, sucker)
 * 1-2 players
 * Towuh idea at the moment: You get 1 pre-built tower with 3 Lightning skills (red, green, blue) and a builder
 * Each laser is upgraded individually by building in pens (pig pens, with poo).
 * Tier 2 upgrade is bought from tier 1 upgrade building and so on.
 * The reason behind this is that it seemed like an easy way to upgrade a skill. I'm so stupid.
 * The builder has a one-use spell that spams lightning strikes at an area, dealing ~300 damage if an unbuffed* unit runs through. Also ministuns.
 * It's a Channeling spell; you cannot upgrade your lasers whilst channeling!
 * Might make it re-usable once ever 15 minutes or something.
 * Spawn timer goes down by killing enemies quickly enough
 * First spawn wave is a simple Conductor unit. 300 health, nothing special.
 * If you get the timer down from 5 to 4 seconds, a Greater Lamb is added to the spawns.
 * At 3 seconds, another G. Lamb is added.
 * When you reach 2 seconds, a Charmer is added. Charmers have an aura (aforementioned buff*) which adds hp regen and movement speed (twenty-f'ing-five percent >:) )
 * After 1 hour, the upgrade center of the enemies is destroyed by a spontaneous lightning strike summoned from your side of the battle. You get all happy and shit, but quickly notice you only fucked yourself. Vengeance is spawned, which researches 6 times faster (40 sec vs. 240 sec). This will be your eventual doom, and it's inevitable. Additionally, if the timer is not 2 seconds yet, it will be.
 * The only way to be 'good' in this map is by getting a good score:
 * # Conductors killed (few points)
 * # G. Lambs killed (slightly more)
 * # Charmers killed (at least triple of G. Lambs)
 * Time spent alive (more for time spent alive with Vengeance up and running)
 * Time when 2-sec timer was initiated (if this is even possible to do)
 * # Kills is also tracked in a leaderbord per player
 * Additionally, if the thing finally is functional, I plan to add at least one higher difficulty for masochists, possibly an easier difficulty for pussies.

To do/done/ideas

 * Vengeance is not added yet (unit is made, no triggers for it; easy task)
 * Points are not calculated yet (nothing time consuming though, I think)
 * Builder's Lightning Storm is free with a 3 sec recharge or something (add a mana cost of 1, fixed)
 * My own bughunting cheats may or may not still work (You figure it out :D )
 * Spawns are initially blocked (Lightning Storm or type unblock to... unblock)
 * Few upgraded versions of skills exist (damage goes up by 33% per D upgrade, but at what cost?)
 * No mana regen upgrade whatsoever (you need it, esp after a few R ups)
 * Upgrading your skills does not function. Need the skills first.
 * No special skills yet (have some ideas; More ideas are welcome)
 * Note: Your Spire has 30 mana total.
 * Yes, these skills are meant to be fucking strong. Enemies' health caps at over 20k.
 * Then again, if you make it till 20k hp, you're a fucking GOD (Maxing each laser yields 7.5k per cast, 4r per, 3 targets with 17% damage loss (third target takes 5167 damage).
 * You cannot get these skills until you get the 2 second timer.
 * If you know where the names are from, you get one cookie, and are deemed Awesome if you didn't use Google.
 * Morphogenesis: 10 sec Polymorph in target area (enough to morph 1 wave). Deals 150 damage per second. 10m, 10r (1 in every 5 waves is morphed, should be fine)
 * Timewave Zero: Crushing Wave clone, slows. 2000 damage. Can be cast across one entire lane (i.e. you can hit several waves with it per cast, hence the ~low damage). 15m, 20r
 * Quantumleaper: Target enemy is returned to a spawn point and takes 750 damage. 5m, 3r (?)
 * Veil of Illusions: Summons a wall that when touched summons a unit to attack nearby units. ?m ?r ?dur ?illusion stats (Heck, I don't even know if it's possible)
 * Dreaming 24/7: Enemies in target area (~1 wave large) fall asleep... Until you awaken them. 10m 20r
 * Artificial Sun Projection: Summon an Artificial Sun with a Flak Cannons clone (AoEz are gud), lasts for 20 seconds. Deals ~4k damage per second, spread across nearby units. Moves. Time of day is frozen at 12:00 whilst the Artificial Sun lives. 15m, 20r
 * Three-Dimensional Shadow: Vengeance clone. ?m/r/dur/dam (depends on viability, but should be fine. Sux at first (few resurrects), but rapes near end. Lasts longer than average, but is expensive?)
 * Underneath the Surface: Stuns, plays the Soul Theft animation (2 zombie hands pop up from the ground and pull a blue orb underground) and kills the target as the hands go under. 5m, 5r (either under- or overpowered, depends on how much rapage your Lightning skills are. Good for Charmers, since it always kills)
 * Leaderbord (how hard can it be?)
 * Difficulties, possibly.

So yeah, early stages :D
 * Progressively faster spawn timer is functional.
 * Initial research stone is active, upgrades every 240 sec. (might need tweaking)
 * Created all upgrade buildings/items/abilities for the three skills (D1/etc. goes for all three skills I hope, so it wasn't too much). Took a day.
 * Reduced initial buildings to 1 per side, made D0T0R0 versions of all 3 Lightning skills, almost done with Red Lightning.

You can ask me for the map at any time, and I'd be willing to send you the most recent version (I don't keep old versions. I do keep the units, triggers and spells of old versions). Don't expect much to work at the time, and don't expect a lot to happen in one week. I'm not spending a lot of time on this (usually two or three days in a week). -->

Biography

 * Name: Elmo Wever
 * Age: 17
 * Gender: Male
 * Born in: Netherlands
 * Interests: Nothing.
 * Music: Black, Death Metal, Progressive Rock (Ayreon ftw)
 * Guild: Officer of [Ni]. Teh pwnsauce.

Pages
Chars. Random stuff.

Userboxes

 * Stolen the err007 one from Talk page of Game Updates, made by Ereanor.
 * The OMGWTFbox I also stole from Talk:Game Updates. Made by Gold Dean.
 * Not Emo box: Donated by Shady.
 * Negi-Emo box:Shamelessy ripped from this place after asking *permission.
 * Stole some userboxes from an old revision of Phydeaux' page.
 * Superglue-stolen the wikierrorminoreditsowpreviewphailing box from Ereanor.
 * The No-Chance-in-Hell userbox was given to me by ProgR.
 * The PvEasy userbox should be clear...
 * The THIS...IS...A REFERENCE! userbox has been made bu User:Glommon.
 * Evil-box by RT. Added cause of my Quake-love. But hey, it's cool to see 5 people jump to one spot, then nuke em with Quad-dmg Rockets :D
 * Lukyboy donated the Angel userbox ^^
 * Steelzored the Emo Clown userbox from Prog :D
 * Sarcasm box from MP47 (made by Ricky) <-- Phailed at adding that ^^'
 * Got the Vistabox from Gimme, after he proposed to steal it :D
 * Stolen the Damn userbox from Prog after he stole the pic off DII Forums.
 * Psychic box is ripped from Isk8, who donated it to me ;)
 * Mingsong was Blind made by Cobalt. <3
 * Cyberwub gurlz box made by someone, presumably.
 * ^jo dudes by Felix (and 80.141.242.204‎ indirectly).
 * Mudbriks box from Glommon, with a few alterations.
 * 1337 damage box by M.mendel.
 * Scorp Wire box by Felix, as per User_talk:Entropy/Archive_31.

This one deserves a header
Thanks to Shadow for creating a Template for it :P

Random Links
Wat de foke?

Some random guy wrote fanfic on Half-Life, but the grammar and spelling was... Kinda bad. The videos above are movies made in g-mod to go with the story. Last video has a few boring parts w/o narration, though.

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Random edit. Gotta love sin fans.

Luls

[http://wiki.guildwars.com/index.php?title=User:Isaiah_Cartwright/About_me&oldid=1019436 This must be the reason for those skill anomalies. Our balancer can't spell and fails at grammar].

Mendel is srs bsns.

Pwned O_o

Yup.

Scary. Pvxness.

Pokemon battles...O_o

So I herd it's ur Burfdai? Add yours!

E3 for Everyone Map, love it:

linking for the sake of it

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Helloooo, I'm a shark!

[http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html Best... Cursor game... EVER!!!]

My builds (joke&serious ones)

My Trash!

Too Slow!

"IT'S NOT A FREAKING REFERENCE!"

Prwnd

My personal playground for screwing up coding!

Funny stuff. example: someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about me. hm your nickname rhymes with 'wank'  Spacewank! gr... not to do with my NICK well, you said about you :P yes, me. not my nick. I am not my nick. I am me.  if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace" your nick has to do with you not really. GRR USELESS  :D which is almost "spank mice" you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake! I hate you.

Trivia

 * This user seems to be a reference to the Unique item Skin of the Vipermagi (scroll down a bit).
 * Yes, it's a reference.
 * This user has 53 RT points.
 * In the period of Sept 21, 2007 and the present time, this user has made over 8,800 edits, and has more than 300 Deleted Contributions.
 * This user is, as of March 2nd, still no way better than you. The difference was that I get red exclamation marks on RC, but Wikia killed them. Burn the witches.
 * This user used to type wich rather than which.

RT TriviA

 * RT had an account called ZOmg Bananas.
 * RT is awesome.
 * RT has no friends IRL.
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