User:Xeeron/Tales

08:02, 3 October 2006 (CDT), Xeeron:

"So today I was visiting Sangui when the girls bugged us to get them some stuff to obtain accessories. Kraken Eyes, Dune Burrower Jaws or something a guy called Tomton Spiriteater seems to carry around. I bet they could have simply bought that crap, but you know how women are ... 

''Sangui went off to get the Kraken Eyes. Kraken Eyes! That guy creeps me out sometimes. Of course I searched that Spiriteater guy. Beating up Yetis is my favorite past time. Getting there is easy enough, it’s not like Yetis are hard to spot. But you know what, that guy refused to die! Would not even fight man to man, the coward; called all his local bullies to assist him. Now one yeti or ten, I usually don’t care, but I am sure they cheated: No matter how many blows I dodged, something still managed to hit me! And when I got one down till almost dead, my next blow would magically heal them! I bet that is some of that ritual crap Dori always tells me about. So I try and try and he still refuses to hand over the item I need. To make matters worse, Sangui is back with the Kraken Eyes, mumbling something about "Barrage doesn’t work, had to go touc". He TOUCHED the Kraken?? How gross is that!''

''But still, I was getting a bit enraged from all the Yetis, so I left Cantha and went home to find the Dune Burrowers in the Crystal Desert. They were guarded by scores of Minotaurs, but that was just to my liking, finally something to beat up in a fair melee. Can you believe that the girls traded the stuff in for useless items that don’t even give a bit more of armor? They where all chatting about energy, but I am sure they send us out hunting monsters just to get the newest fashion again."''