User:Zerris/Henchmen Quotes

Koss

 * "My stomach hurts. Watching those worms get devoured... I'm never going to eat noodles again."

Dunkoro

 * "Good work getting those refugees out of danger. The two greatest tools a commander has are secrecy and intimidation. The greatest weakness ... is politicians. Keep that in mind."

Melonni

 * "You've got the invitation. You go. Have fun. Don't mind us."


 * "Hello? Trap."


 * "Trap at the play. Very surprising. I'm so amazed. I didn't see that coming. It was a trap after all. How shocking."


 * "Goren dancing... can't force the image from my head... eyes burning..."

Acolyte Jin

 * "I am troubled by this. I can feel it in my belly. Like really bad fish."


 * "We must hurry before something bad happens to... the... Vabbi princes... hm. Are you sure we're in a rush?"

Acolyte Sousuke

 * "Perhaps we should bake a cake with the word "TRAP" on it and bring it along. It's never a good idea to go visiting empty-handed."


 * "This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."


 * "I'm ready! You're ready! Koss is ... not paying attention."


 * "Understanding is half the battle, the other half is fireballs."


 * "That blew up good. That blew up REAL good."

Tahlkora

 * "I signed on for the heroic songs and the praise. I did not sign on for the blood-sucking bugs."


 * "Unlucky Simon? More like "Unwashed" Simon. Someone tell me why men who live on the ocean and make their homes in boats can't fall in the water once in a while!"


 * "Only the undead lord Palawa Joko managed to brave this desert. That makes me....concerned."


 * "Oh! Ew! Blood!"

Olias

 * "Yes, a disguise would be wise. Particularly to cover the fact that none of us are Kournans and none of us are dead."


 * "They say killing is wrong. Perhaps they just aren't doing it correctly."


 * "Why should I fear death? I know the man."

Zhed Shadowhoof

 * "Royal food taster? Hmmm. How can one be certain he tastes like the food?"


 * "I was taught peace by my people, and war by humans. If I am violent, then I can only offer you congratulations. Your kind won."

Margrid the Sly

 * "You beat Abaddon... and ruined a 50-gold wager. Best bet I ever lost."

Goren

 * "I think, after the end of the world, I'm going to ask Margrid to go out with me. Do you think she will say yes?"


 * "Evil, beware. We have wurms!"


 * "For justice! And truth! And… stuff!"


 * "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Razah

 * "Tell me, are all humans as obsessed with yelling and bludgeoning things, or are you an unusual representative of your species?"

Claude

 * "If someone freezes to death, does their flesh still smell bad?"


 * "Somehow, the undead rising from the swamps is not as comforting as I would have hoped."

Cynn

 * "What is it with this place? Every female around here seems to know Mhenlo... personally. Well, he better hope none of his little "friends" upset me too much, sometimes my spells miss..."


 * "Nothing like a scowling face made out of pumice to make you feel right at home."


 * "I don't have a bad attitude. I have an attention span problem. Luckily, most of my fights are short. Very short."


 * "Catch!"

Devona

 * "Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

Mehnlo

 * "Cynn breaks people. I put them back together again. I'm not sure if that's a good start to a relationship, but at least we have something to work with."

Orion

 * "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."

Reyna

 * "If things get too bad, I can build us an igloo."

Stephan

 * "Do you think the heat could actually turn your brain into a loaf of bread?"

Herta

 * "No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."


 * "For Istan! Because, Dwayna knows, nobody else would have us."

Kihm

 * "Hey, everybody's got problems. Some can be healed, but others fester until something falls off or somebody goes psycho. Don't let that happen, 'kay?"


 * "Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"

Odurra

 * "Those who live by the sword get ensorcelled by those who don't."


 * "You're about to spend the rest of your life believing you're a chipmunk."

Sogolon

 * "I work very hard to be humble. It's amazing how brilliantly I succeed."

Timera

 * "Statistically, one out of every four people suffer from some form of mental illness. If your three best friends are okay, then it's definitely you."


 * "Well, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me."

Brutus

 * "Arrrf!"