Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Quotes
Players still spontaneously spout phrases, but they are different from the ones that normally appear while under the influence:
 * Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pira- *hic!* I shteal things.
 * I'm the king of the pirates!
 * The ship! It's spinning!
 * It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...arghhhh!
 * Toss me a line! Me ship's a-buckin.
 * Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl...
 * Yarrr! If I look queazy, ye might want to get some distance, savvy?
 * Ahoy there, matey! This be a no-hornswogglin' zone.
 * I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best.
 * Jolly Roger? More like Mildly Amused Roger.
 * I'm a pirate and I'm ok. I drink all night and I steal all day.
 * Arr, it's a pirate's life for me!
 * Drink up, me hearties!
 * Where there be grog, there be pirates.
 * Nar, treacherous grog. Not again.
 * I've lost me swabbies.
 * Avast ye filthy landlubbers, prepare to be boarded!
 * The more we drink, the better we sing.
 * Me pants are filled with starfish...
 * The whipstaff seems a bit off kilter.
 * A toast to the finest booty in all of Tyria!
 * Harr. I ain't got me sea legs yet.

Trivia

 * The name of this effect is very likely a reference to the well-known line, "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," from the sea shanty "Dead Man's Chest".
 * The quote "I'm a pirate and I'm ok. I drink all night and I steal all day," is probably inspired by the lumberjack song from Monty Python.
 * The quote "Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl..." is most likely derived from Graham Chapman's Yellowbeard, in which the pirate Yellowbeard memorizes the route to his treasure not through paces, but staggers, crawls, and the like.