User:Yikey

Hey fellers. I'm Yikey, you can find me cruising trough Guild Wars as "Forest Nature".

About me

 * Real name: Ruben
 * Favorite bands w/ songs:
 * The Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking
 * Rush: La Villa Strangiato
 * Emerson, Lake & Palmer: Nutrocker
 * Primus: Damn Blue Collar Tweekers
 * Guns N' Roses: Coma
 * The Eagles: Hotel California
 * Eric Johnson: Zap
 * Enjoys: Playing the GEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR, Guild Wars, Call of Duty 4, music between jazz and heavy metal.
 * Laughs at: Hip hop, techno and beyond, Wammos and some other thingies.

Portal To The Realm of Doops 'n Diddles
Left Click

Characters & Buzz
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[[Image:Ranger-icon.png]] Forest Nature


Level: 20

Born: Lion's Arch, Kryta (August 2005)

Age: 25

Song: | Leave That Thing Alone - Rush

Prophecies Campaign: Finished Campaign

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon) Finished Campaign (Kurzick)

Nightfall Campaign: Finished Campaign

Eye of the North Expansion: Finished Expansion

Maxed Titles Progression  Protector of Tyria; completed Protector of Cantha; completed Protector of Elona; completed Canthan Elite Skill Hunter; 120/120 Guardian of Cantha; 6/13 Revered Lightbringer Spearmarshal Courageous Delver And many unimportant ones

What He Does
 * Using his new trapping technique on innocent Raptor Nestlings in Hard Mode
 * Helping friends/guildies
 * Gaining more titles


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Scion, 238
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Diary.

I'm not in the mood for happy talking or writing about Livia's décolette. We just vanquished an entire army of Destroyers, but at a price. Gadd tried to boost the G.O.L.E.M.s by re-assorting the power crystals in a diagonal manner. There was an explosion. He didn't make it. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with this but...it appears Gadd is Vekk's father. My condolences, Vekk.

-Forest.

Idle Quotes
 * "Let's kill time by telling some funny jokes. Well?"
 * "So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
 * "Y'know, everytime I think of pie I feel enchanced, almost obsessed."
 * "Five second fuses only last three seconds."

Battle Quotes
 * "My face. Your arrow. Er, the other way around!"
 * "You're so ugly I don't even dare to shoot an arrow at you!"
 * "A retrospective."
 * "Gah!"
 * "Everytime we fight, I get this feeling."
 * "Everytime you die, I swear I can fly."
 * "Arrows, so pointy yet so deadly."
 * "Want som'ma this!"
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[[Image:Assassin-icon.png]] Harmful If Stabbed


Level: 20

Born: Pongmei Valley, Cantha (July 2007)

Age: 21

Song: ''[http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylGT0ng-dM8| Can't You Hear Me Knocking? - The Rolling Stones]''

Prophecies Campaign: Divinity Coast

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon)<BR> Finished Campaign (Kurzick)<BR>

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Dzagonur Bastion

Eye of the North Expansion: Doomlore Shrine

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Protector of Cantha; completed

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing Prophecies, Nightfall & that silly expansion
 * Shadow Form nuker, allllriiiiiii'


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"181, Mikan
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Dear diary,

I finally got rid of the axe stuck in my leg, so now I can walk/run/kick. We're moving on to the Grand Court of Sebelkeh and link of with that hot chick again. Please Lyssa, make me lucky!

-Feniz.

Idle Quotes
 * "I threatened Emperor Kisu once. We both laughed. Though I forced him to."
 * "I'm a rebel."
 * "Not moving is fun, we should do it again sometime."
 * "If we can target them, so do they."

Battle Quotes
 * "My daggers feel comfy deep inside your flesh."
 * "The urge to let you live is just silly."
 * "Flying daggers of death, right in the eye!"
 * "My Lyssa, who made you so ugly? Oh wait, I did."
 * "Ow! You almost hurt me more than I hurt you!"
 * "I make babies cry and make you bleed."
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[[Image:Necromancer-icon.png]] Jirram The Lacking


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Drascir, Ascalon (Officially March 2006; remake June 2007)

Age:<BR> 20

Song<BR> | Zap - Eric Johnson

Prophecies Campaign:<BR> Sanctum Cay

Factions Campaign:<BR> Leviathan Pits

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> N/A

Eye of the North Expansion: N/A

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Protector of Cantha; halfway Protector of Tyria; halfway

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing all three campaigns and that silly expansion
 * Gaining titles
 * Dominating AB with his Spiteful Spirit

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Damned diary of dread,

Somehow I got myself stuck in ANOTHER "save-the-world-'cause-we're-dying" adventure. Damned plague, damned Kurzicks, damned Luxons, damned Togo, but oh so lovely Nika. Mmm, Nika, mmmm. Let's see how this goes, and let's hope I don't lose more than an arm and a leg.

Ciao, -Jirram.

Idle Quotes
 * "This reminds me of the time I blew up a weapon depot."
 * "Firey flames scattering all over the place."
 * "Even thinking about it makes me shed a manly tear."
 * "Are we wasting time or wasting my time?"
 * "Grab 'em by the nose, kick 'em in the ass!"

Battle Quotes
 * "Have at you!"
 * "Mind if I make a zombie out of you? Oops, too late."
 * "A curse? A bile? A disease? Or maybe all three?"
 * "You and I can't be friends, me and your animated corpse can."
 * "For the hate of Grenth, you made me waste blood!"
 * "Come here so I can you give you a touch of dread."
 * "You look really good with that bursting bile on your back."
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[[Image:Elementalist-icon.png]] Blue Collar Tweeker


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Ebonhawke, Ascalon (November 2007)

Age:<BR> 24

Song<BR> | Damn Blue Collar Tweekers - Primus

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Luxon Allegiance Title; Companion

What He Does<BR>
 * Alliance Battles and other types of PvP. It's serious business.

181, Mikan
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Diary.

The front is changing every day. I lack of sleep due to the Kurzick prefence of attacking at night. I lack food due to the Siege Turtles eating it all because we "need" them. I lack the will to win this war due to the endless marches. The only thing preventing me from deserting this place is Southly, who is in bad condition. Damn war.

Sincerely yours, -Tweeker.

Idle Quotes
 * "Are we ever gonna move again? There's Kurzicks coming."
 * "I'd hate to see you all be the victim of my impatient, fiery little heart."
 * "No time for quick breaks, we have a war to fight."
 * 'Are we ever going back to the front line?"
 * "You can never expect to immediately conquer the ground you just nuked."

Battle Quotes
 * "Let me serve you a course of your imminent demise."
 * "I'd like to see you go up in flames, there you go."
 * "For Cavalon!"
 * "You may have slashed me, but I have cauterization on my side!"
 * "Break free my elements of the tenth degree."
 * "A pointy rock here, a lava arrow there."
 * "Stay still so I can nuke you more."
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