User talk:Xeeron/TOP5

6) Your family and friends are used to being insulted with "n00b" Skuld  12:58, 10 May 2006 (CDT)

7) When you see a funeral hearse pass by, you chuckle to yourself thinking "n00bs didn't bring a rez"

8) While taking a walk in the park, you have a strong desire to /kneel at the statue of the Famous Local Hero.

9) Sometimes when you're in a light mood you run out in your undies and start dancing, but are them surprised that no one joins you.

10) Whenever you meet someone, you reflexively look at their feet to find out their title.

11) GLF Monk Halo 2 - 3/4 (Jamie)

12) When you watch sport you can't help thinking about which players should be nerfed.

13) Any time you're sent an email asking for your opinion on something, you always reply with a suggestion end with "FTW!"

14) You wonder why your boss doesn't have a shiny aura.

15) When going out, you order "three dwarven ale and another one after a minute".

16) You never go anywhere unless you're with at least two monks.

17) On Boxing Day, you salvage all the presents you didn't like for materials.

18) When someone complains about a Migraine, you scan the people around you looking for the Mesmer.

19) When setting out on a longish trip, ask if you're "running or fighting".

20) You are honestly surprised to see people's lips move when they speak.

21) You don't bother talking with anyone who's sitting down because they're probably afk.

22) When introduced to a priest, your first question is "are you heal or prot?"

23) You have walked up to a Hell's Angel to check out his "15k scar pattern armor".

24) When your fourth child is born, you lament the loss of "character slots", and eventually marry someone else for four additional "slots".
 * However, you remain in constant fear of your two spouses meeting each other, because you have a sneaky suspicion that you will lose two of your "slots" if they do.

25) You dream about the perfect skillbar only to awake and realise the elite skill you invented doesn't exist. True story. Shandy 07:26, 18 May 2006 (CDT)
 * In a dream, objects that you can interact with are denoted by white text - Lord Ehzed 11:52, 9 June 2006 (CDT)

26) You just realised that pressing ALT doesn't highlight the important stuff on your homework.

27) When you're short on cash, you think about "farming" wild creatures outside your town. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

28) When you apply for that accounting job, you spend the previous night looking for "Accountant builds" on Guru. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

29) You authored the entry "M/Any Irresistible Bloke" on FindRomance.com. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

30) When entering a new building, you always hug the walls to "fully uncover" it. --Xeeron 17:44, 15 June 2006 (CDT)

31) You worship the old gods of tyria at church--A Guy 22:58, 23 June 2006 (CDT)

Found at the Gear Trick forums:

32) ...you do the washing up and eye the cutlery greedily, wondering how many steel ingots you could salvage.

33) ...you slip over, cut your knee and immediately try and use Troll Unguent.

34) ...you try and 'knockdown' the neighbour's guinea pig and try and Charm it.

35) ...you recruit a group of 7 random people off the street to pick up milk from the store

36) ...you ask the doctor if he has a degree in smiting prayers.

37) ... every conversation at the dinner table starts with "During quest today..."

38) ...you stick a axe in a freezer and call it a icy war axe.

Top X signs you have been on GuildWiki too long
1) Your actual signature is ~
 * You should see my guru posts.. Skuld  16:41, 11 May 2006 (CDT)

2) All your emails begin with

3) Whenever you see graffiti in real life, you search around for the history button so you can revert it.

4) You once went into your son's room, got disgusted with the mess, and spray painted on the wall.

5) Your business card comes replete with,  and

6) You designed your resume using Template:Attributes and Template:Skill bar.

7) Every time you see a poster for M:i:III, you mistake it for an interwiki link to meta.wikimedia.org. (I guess this fits Wikipedians better than GuildWikians...)

8)You click on the Time Stamp in the "Recent Changes" page to see the changes since the last time you looked at the page and you get an empty list. :(
 * I do this several times a day :( &mdash; Skuld  14:22, 9 June 2006 (CDT)

9) You mean to tell someone off ingame for spamming local channel with trades and tell them off for spamming recentchanges instead :p

Move Request
Personally, I think humor articles belong in the user space, so I disagree with the move request. Other opinions? --- Barek (talk • contribs) - 13:10, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
 * I agree. Keep it in user space. -- [[Image:Bishop_icon2.png]] Bishop [ rap|con ] 13:57, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
 * Fine, removing the move tag. There are several excellent ones here, though, and I don't know if it is that important to be deathly serious always under the non-main namespaces. &mdash; Stabber &#x270d; 17:59, 15 June 2006 (CDT)


 * I think it should be moved into the GuildWiki name space as a community project. --Karlos 19:03, 15 June 2006 (CDT)


 * I think the Category solution is awesome. :) --Nilles 17:47, 22 June 2006 (CDT)


 * Why thank you /bow --Xasxas256 02:32, 24 June 2006 (CDT)