User:Felix Omni/nosebleed

	k so 	       queso? 	Class was cancelled 	       So you are class-ish? 	he sent an e-mail around Saturday I guess 	Yeah 	I'm in the classroom 	but I need to do my Stats project anyway 	       oh gj 	so I may as well use this computer 	       Felix, that's like stealing from the company 	Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up 	It's stopped now, but she already left XD 	       spontaneous internal bleeding is a great paranormal power 	Yeah 	       !topic plz <Felix|class-ish>	Good thing I mastered it <Felix|class-ish>	I can't auth here <Felix|class-ish>	without some stupid cookie <Seriouscrest>	       !topic <FelixOmni> Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up

=-=	ChanServ has changed the topic to “Welcome to #gwiki, the official IRC channel of Wikia's GuildWiki: http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | <FelixOmni> Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up”

<Entropy>	       Serious ate your cookie, I think <Felix|class-ish>	Unfortunately, the bathrooms here have air driers <Felix|class-ish>	So I have toilet paper stuffed up my nose <Felix|class-ish>	single ply <Seriouscrest>	       You're my hero <Entropy>	       that's like using Mending Touch instead of Cautery Signet <Entropy>	       clearly you should have taken the heating element out of the air drier <Felix|class-ish>	I tried, but I couldn't find it <Entropy>	       but didn't you know you are now authorized to use physical force? <Felix|class-ish>	Because of my mighty paranormal bleeding status? <Felix|class-ish>	I HAVE STIGMATA OF THE NOSE. <Entropy>	       yes <Felix|class-ish>	THESE ARE THE BLOODY BOOGERS THAT THE LORD SNEEZED OUT ON THE CROSS. <Felix|class-ish>	but yeah, I really don't know what happened <Entropy>	       oh, so you blacked out also? <Felix|class-ish>	It's like 20 degrees outside atm <Felix|class-ish>	And quite warm in here <Entropy>	       I know a few other places that are quite warm, but I don't feel the need to state such <Felix|class-ish>	So I guess my mucus and nose hairs froze solid and then thawed too quickly <Entropy>	       oh, just like exploding trees <Felix|class-ish>	Resulting in a torrential flood <Felix|class-ish>	And giving the entire building +6 energy regen <Entropy>	       you lost 33% health? <Felix|class-ish>	No, I lost over 9000% <Seriouscrest>       	You guys are ridiculous :p <Wizardboy>	       IRC is srs bsns <Entropy>	       I hope you kept saying Buddha <Dejh>               	You don't sound serious enough to have the name Seriouscrest imo <Dejh>	               srs bsns <Felix|class-ish>	No, I was saying "what the hell" and "oh my God" <Seriouscrest>	       I'm srs when the situation demands it <Entropy>	        but didn't you know, Salad thinks harder on IRC than during school <Felix|class-ish>	The worst part is that my blood is everywhere <Felix|class-ish>	First I ran to the garbage can <Entropy>	       then you have marked your territory <Felix|class-ish>	but the wall suffered some splash damage due to my massive radius <Seriouscrest>	       Yes, I do, whenever arguments are involved <Entropy>	       as well as possibly spreading veneral diseases <Felix|class-ish>	And it's a white wall <Entropy>	       ^Racist <Felix|class-ish>	There's some on the glass window-door right next to the garbage can too <Seriouscrest>	       Nothing in school except occasionally english ever makes me think outside of memorizing stupid crap <Entropy>	       are you saying you wouldn't bleed on an African wall? <Felix|class-ish>	So then I pointed my nose straight up and dashed across the hall to the bathroom <Dejh>	               I wouldn't bleed on an African wall <Entropy>	       now you know how the British feel <Dejh>	               but that may have something to do with me not being in Africa <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, the wall would give me AIDS <Felix|class-ish>	but regardless <Felix|class-ish>	Once I got to the sink I choked up all the blood I had swallowed <Felix|class-ish>	and poured out lots more <Entropy>	       was the sink white too <Felix|class-ish>	And it was a white porcelain sink <Entropy>	       I'm starting to see a pattern of abuse here <Felix|class-ish>	So I just bled into it for a while <Entropy>	       well, at least I know what color not to wear to your wedding <Felix|class-ish>	Occasionally using Lament somebody hit Felix on teh nose, he passed out momentarily, and forgot all about it by the time he came to? <Dejh>               	is it orange? <Seriouscrest>	       Orange should be eradicated <Dejh>	               :( <Entropy>	        Nerfed skill was nerfed <Wizardboy>	        orange is the best color ever <Seriouscrest>        	If someone wears it to my wedding I will make them change or get out <Dejh>	                I am currently wearing a bright orange sweatshirt <Felix|class-ish>	Anyway, I wiped up the sink as best as I could with toilet paper <Seriouscrest>	        You disgust me :o <Dejh>	                also, Wizardboy agrees <Felix|class-ish>	But it's still dyed rather pink <Dejh>	                so I'm right <Wizardboy>	        I GO TO RIT <Wizardboy>	        ORANGE IS A SCHOOL COLOR <Entropy>	        was it white toilet paper <Felix|class-ish>	No, it was lime green toilet paper <Entropy>	        SO I HERD CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR KOOL <Wizardboy>	        ALSO I LIKE ORANGE REGARDLESS <Felix|class-ish>	But it turned white on contact <Entropy>	        I hate oranges <Wizardboy>	       No, that was just holding shift :P <Dejh>               	EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER <Seriouscrest>       	O THANX ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! <Dejh>               	XD <Dejh>               	lolbash <Seriouscrest>	       yarly <Entropy>	       k stfu, I want to hear more about Felix's bleeding <Seriouscrest>	       lmao <Felix|class-ish>	There's not too much more <Entropy>	       blood? <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah <Dejh>	               that sounds sadistic in a way :\ <Felix|class-ish>	I only have like 2 pints remaining <Seriouscrest>       	blood muffin? <Entropy>	       that's bad, you'd better use Blood Drinker <Seriouscrest>	       you are such a loser <3 <Entropy>	       oh wait, the girl ran away already <Felix|class-ish>	But anyway, after a while the bleeding had stopped enough for me to plug up my nostril with a wad of toilet paper <Entropy>	       ...of bodily fluids <Felix|class-ish>	I came back to the classroom <Felix|class-ish>	tried to wipe the blood off the wall with a wet toilet paper wad <Felix|class-ish>	But it just smeared <Entropy>	       It's art now <Dejh>	               fluidS? <Dejh>	               I thought he just lost blood <Felix|class-ish>	Oh yeah, then I ejaculated on the teacher's chair <Felix|class-ish>	e.e <Dejh>	               oh, that's ok then <Felix|class-ish>	Then I scraped the dried blood off the keyboard <Seriouscrest>	       This is far too amusing to start doing homework <Dejh>	               ^ <Felix|class-ish>	And I'm hoping that I can get out of here after I do my Stats project and not get caught <Felix|class-ish>	Cuz it looks like I was shooting up in the bathroom tbh <Entropy>	       DNA tests will catch you <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of <Wizardboy>	       COLLEGE STUDENT CAUGHT BLEEDING IN CLASSROOM, SENTENCED TO DEATH <Entropy>	       if they catch you shivering, blame the temperature <Felix|class-ish>	XD <Dejh>	               lol :P <Entropy>	       it's not the coke, I swear <Seriouscrest>	       I want to marry all of you <Felix|class-ish>	I was gonna write a note on loose leaf <Felix|class-ish>	something like <Felix|class-ish>	Sorry about the mess. It was just a nosebleed. :) <Felix|class-ish>	And leave that on the sink <Entropy>	       Thanks for all the fish. <Felix|class-ish>	But then they could identify me by handwriting too <Entropy>	        but you wrote in your own blood <Entropy>        	the handwriting analysis would be unnecessesary =-=	Seriouscrest is now known as Lovecrest <Entropy>	        Salad's taking it back to the 60's I see <Lovecrest>	        I wonder whose idea that was <Dejh>	                for note: in your own blood: "Help-was stabbed, killer may return soon, run adfgbjknm..." or something to that effect <Entropy>	        yeah that would be good <Entropy>	        then you'd also want to make things in disarray <Dejh>	                yeah <Wizardboy>        	knock a few computers over, etc. etc. <Entropy>	        since you bled on the keyboard, you could make it look like it was the weapon of assault <Felix|class-ish>	I bled on the wall too <Entropy>	       just add a few hairs to it <Entropy>	        well of course <Felix|class-ish>	I could knock it down and pretend it fell on me <Entropy>	       while you were held up against the wall, of course you bled on it <Dejh>	                just smash yourself with it in the face, that would be the most convincing method imo <Felix|class-ish>	Oh, I could break the bloody window <Entropy>	       yeah <Entropy>	       say you were using it to defend yourself <Felix|class-ish>	XD <Felix|class-ish>	Glass makes good armor <Entropy>	       just like in Enter the Dragon <Dejh>	               I HAD TO BREAK THE WINDOW, IT WAS SELF DEFENSE <Dejh>	               THE GLASS ATTACKED ME <Dejh>	                ? <Felix|class-ish>	Everyone who's been to the Fissure of Woe knows that <Entropy>	       hey, if Bruce Lee has to do it, Felix does too <Entropy>       	......Sliver armor? <Felix|class-ish>	Obsidian, noob <Felix|class-ish>	Obsidian is volcanic glass <Entropy>	       what uses OF in Woe? <Felix|class-ish>	Shard Wolves <Felix|class-ish>	but more to the point <Entropy>	       but they're wimps <Felix|class-ish>	you can buy Obsidian Armor there <Lovecrest>	       Obsidian shards? <Entropy>	       Obsidian makes a poor crafting material in Sword of Mana <Entropy>	       Darn <Entropy>	       I have to eat dinner <Felix|class-ish>	Well my nose has stopped bleeding <Dejh>	               http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/58 glass used properly <Wizardboy>	       Are you being force-fed? <Wizardboy>	       Because if not, you don't HAVE to :P <Entropy>	       Someone log the rest of Felix's bleeding for me <Felix|class-ish>	but one side is all stretched out from the toilet paper <Felix|class-ish>	Like an elephant's anus <Entropy>	       *Gwen's <Entropy>	        leaving now <Lovecrest>	       That was highly inappropriate :o <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah <Felix|class-ish>	So can someone post all this somewhere in my userspace? <Felix|class-ish>	I think I want a copy for home <Entropy>	       you could just repeat the incident at home <Lovecrest>       	The log? <Lovecrest>	       LOL <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, the log <Entropy>	       oh wait, but your sink's made of gold <Felix|class-ish>	No, it's pink porcelain tbh <Entropy>	       pink? <Felix|class-ish>	yeah <Felix|class-ish>	from my little brother's nosebleeds <Felix|class-ish>	he picks -->|	GW-mendel (~mendel@GW-mendel.user.gamesurge) has joined #gwiki <Felix|class-ish>	hi mendel <Entropy>	       is spontaneous bleeding like a family power or something? <Felix|class-ish>	Yeah <Entropy>	       I'd love to be able to pick when I bleed too <Felix|class-ish>	You can <Entropy>	       ...that could be easily misinterpreter <Felix|class-ish>	Take one finger <Felix|class-ish>	Erect it <Felix|class-ish>	And shove it as hard as you can <Felix|class-ish>	...hmm <Felix|class-ish>	I'll leave it there to protect the innuendo <Felix|class-ish>	well I just spent half an hour telling my gruesome tale <Felix|class-ish>	so I need to start my Stats stuff now
 * Wizardboy	       agrees with salad
 * Wizardboy	       agrees with serious salad
 * Jinkzilla	       giggles insanely