Talk:Inquisitor Bauer

Guy named Bauer with twisted interrogation techniques? Wonder if he refers to his job as counter-terrorism too. <.< Lord of the Yoshis 16:07, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

-bah forgot the copyright delete if no use

Scoundrel's Rise
Dialogue: Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Like I said to the others, "A Shining Blade camp? Around here?  Ridiculous!" Inquisitor Bauer: Impossible. I have infallible intelligence that proves the Shining Blade is working out of this area! Peacekeeper Enforcer: Ummph emphaaarrool eemmph? Peacekeeper Marksman: Don't worry, I don't think he knows what infallible means either... Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Look, this entire area is infested with Skale and Mergoyles. Even the Shining Blade wouldn't set up in the middle of that. Inquisitor Bauer: Dammit! Peacekeeper Marksman: Don't worry boss, you can't be right all the time... Inquisitor Bauer: No, you idiot! Clearly this means the Shining Blade have forged an alliance with the Skale and Mergoyles! Inquisitor Bauer: We'll need to interrogate the beasts one at a time. Hop to it! Peacekeeper Marksman: But... they can't talk! Inquisitor Bauer: Ha! The great Inquisitor Bauer can make anyone, or anything, talk! Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Is this guy serious? Peacekeeper Marksman: Honestly I don't... wait... Boss, there! Shining Blade operatives! Inquisitor Bauer: Ah ha! You thought you could hide among your beastly allies. No one hides from Inquisitor Bauer. (Player's Name) : Blast! You know of the great Mergoyle accord. The rest of the White Mantle cannot know about this. Inquisitor Bauer: Take them alive. Start with these insolent fools!

(Entire group turns hostile, including Bauer; didn't bring a signet of capture, though he mainly used "Gaze" spells.) 75.58.187.19 22:49, April 30, 2010 (UTC)