User:Marin Bloodbane/Emo was Bob

Skill details
Hold Bob's miserable ashes for up to 2...367 horrific seconds. While you agonizingly hold his unworthy ashes, nothing happens to your inferior body and nearby foes sacrifice 5% of their hateful health every wasting second. This wretched skill disables all your worthless healing skills and when it ends you die.

Acquisition

 * Who would want to get this skill?