User:Slypher the executive director

My favorite quotes!
Yugioh the abridged series ftw!!!

These quotes might not be entirely word for word, because I'm writing from memory

Yugi: "Hey gramps can we see your super-special-awesome-super-chocolaty-fudge-coated-supercard?"

Grandpa: "I don't see why not. Here it is the Blue-eyes white dragon!"

Joey: "That's the least threatenin' name for a card I've ever heard. What kinna mook'd want a card like that??"

Kaiba rushes in

Kaiba: "I'm here for your Blue-eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer! Now gimme the card!"

Grandpa: "No."

Kaiba: "Curses! Foiled again!"

Yugi (thinking): "Holy crap! Joey's deck is even more powerful than mine! Woah, the Dark Magician!"

Yugi (aloud): "Geez Joey, your deck is worthless! Tell ya what, I'll take this deck and we'll go to grandpa's game shop and set you up with a new deck!"

Joey: "Thank's Yug, you're a pal!"

Yami: "This Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! is brought to you by: Yu-Gi-Oh!s ! They're Yugilicious!

Yami: "Wait a minute... Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something? And how would you go about testing this?"

Producer: "Just say the line..."

Yami: "Fine. Yu-Gi-Oh!s, apparently they're Yugilicious!"

Voice: "Warning: This episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin."

Voice: "Any women with heart problems should not watch this."

Voice: "I mean seriously, I'm just a computer generated voice and I think he's hot. Wouldn't you just love to rub your hands through his hair?"

Pegasus: "GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!!"

Tea: "Don't look at my butt!"

Mokuba: "Don't look at my butt!"

Grandpa "Don't look at my... oh."

Tristan: " Hey guys, guess where I've been..."

Tea: "Nobody cares, Tristan!"

Tristan: "This suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around in!"

clank

Guard: "What is that??"

clank

guard: "Oh, it's probably just the wind

clank

Guard: "Yup, that's definitely the sound wind makes!"

Yami: " I summon Obelisk the tormentor, Slypher the executive director, and Mega-Ultra Chicken!"

Tribal guy: "Arise Chicken! Arise!"

Keith: "In America..."

Kaiba: "Now Mokuba, you look after my multi-billion dollar company while I'm gone, kthx."

Monkuba: "But what if an evil corporation tries to take over the company?"

Kaiba: "Oh come on, Mokuba, I mean seriously, what are the odds?"

time passes...

Mokuba is looking in on a meeting...

Pegasus: "So let Me get this straight..."

Pegasus: "With Kaiba-boy out of the picture, you're going to take over his company?"

Evil Corporation guys (all at once): "That is correct!"

Mokuba: "I f***ing knew it!"

Tristan: "Holy s**t on a s**t sandwich, with s**t on top! And a side order of s**t!"

Tea: "Face it Joey, Kaiba hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars (tm). He's probably laughing at you right now!"

Meanwhile, at Kaiba Corp...

Kaiba: "Tee Hee Hee."

Explorer: "Shut up and drink your urine!"

Tea: "We've gotta find someplace where the mob would never look, even if their lives depended on it!"

Tea: "I know! The Museum!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away..."

Tea: "I summon Shining Friendship! It symbolizes the bond it has with my friends, which is why it's so small and fragile."

Tea: "It has Tristan's courage, Joey's spirit, and Yugi's heart!"

Bakura: "Hey, aren't you forgetting someone?"

Tea: " No, who?"

Bakura: "You know, white hair, dashing good looks, slightest hint of an accent..."

Tea: "Pegasus?"

Bakura: "It's ME you trollop!"

Tea: "Hands off my Yugi-muffin!"

Bakura: "Oy, you had your chance!"

Announcer: "We now return to the semifinals in the Duelist Kingdom, where Yugi Muto is struggling against Mai Valentine."

Announcer: "And who can blame him? Mai is a seasoned competitor who has many victories under her belt. Let's look at her duelling history, shall we?"

Announcer: "First she went up against Joey Wheeler -- and LOST."

Announcer: "Then she went p against Panic -- and LOST."

Announcer: "then she went up against Tea Gardner, which of course she must've won -- Oh, my mistake, she RESIGNED."

Announcer: "I hope you'll all join me in asking "What's wrong with this picture?""

That is all...

for now...

About me
Age: 15

Birthday: May 24

Real name: none

Country: Canada, eh?

Gender: Hermapherdite

Hobbies: Computer gaming, reading, Lego, sarcasm.

Annoying things about me: Sarcastic, correct people's grammar, annoying in general.

Comment: No comment.

Stuff
I have every campaign, and the expansion. All of my heroes for my main character are lvl 20 My main character has EVERY : skill in the game. Not just unlocked, actually on his character. I'm working on getting every skill in the game, but it's getting expensive. Plus I only have, like, 100 skill points left. My main character also has over 12 million experience On another note, I am jealous of GW-Susan's q8 perect gold fellblade. Lucky bastard... On that note, though, I am happy with my q8 perfect gold aegis. I just wish wasn't while enchanted. Or tactics, for that matter. I hate spam. I hate spam. I HATE CAPS LOCK I hate alt-f.... I have too many items in inventory. 3 helms, 5 swords, 2 axes, a scythe, a hammer, a spear, a bow, and 3 shields. Not to mention ~180 Golden Eggs, ~200 Chocolate Bunnies, candy canes of all sorts, alchohol, and a Miniature Aatxe. In fact, I have generally between 18 and 16 open inventory spaces (kits). I've gotta get rid of some stuff...
 * Warrior
 * Ranger
 * Necromancer
 * Monk
 * Ele
 * Mesmer


 * My weapons are:
 * swords:
 * Murakai's Blade My only green sword, I keep it because I don't yet have an uber-leet looking zealous sword.
 * Q9
 * 15^50
 * Zealous
 * Hp +30
 * Dyed black
 * My only green sword, I keep it because I don't yet have an uber-leet looking zealous sword.


 * Destroyer Sword
 * Q9
 * E +5
 * 20/20
 * swordsmanship +1 30%
 * Can't be dyed
 * I barely ever use it, because its very short and looks kinda bad. I like the animation, though.


 * Fellblade
 * Q11
 * 15^50
 * furious 9/10 (I'm still looking for a 10/10)
 * hp +30
 * Dyed Black
 * Found it in the tombs, so can't change the 15^50 (like I'd want to). I use this sword a lot. Just for the record, fellblades look WICKED dyed black.


 * Elemental Sword
 * Q13
 * 15^50
 * Firey
 * Enchantments 20%
 * Can't be dyed
 * This is my conjure element sword. how fitting that an elemental sword would be my elemental sword.


 * Wyvern Blade
 * Q9
 * 15^50
 * Vampiric 3
 * Health +30
 * Undyed
 * Recently replaced it with the dead sword, beacause the dead sword looks good, and this looks bad.


 * Dead Sword
 * Q10
 * E +5
 * Vampiric 3
 * Swordsmanship + 1 20%
 * Can't be dyed
 * Got it from an Alliance mate. I have to say, I love this skin. Why on earth did I even have that wyvern blade? It's like having giant burr thingies stuck on a sword. (?).(?)


 * Axes


 * Kanaxai's Axe
 * Q9
 * 15^50
 * 20/20
 * Health +30
 * Can't be dyed
 * I keep it because it looks totally evil. I would SO get one of these if they made it a skin you could find elsewhere. I have recently gotten a replacement (below), and now this is on koss. So I never see it anymore. Ever.


 * Tyrian Cleaver
 * Q10
 * 15^50
 * 20/20
 * Health +30
 * Dyed black
 * I have always, since when I first got GW, wanted a good one of these. To me, it just looks nice. And to say it dyes nicely is an understatement; black on this makes it go totally black, and gives the edge a rainbow sheen. Like coating it with gasoline, it has many colo(u)rs all glistening on the edge. I love this axe! (<3).(<3)


 * Destroyer Axe
 * Q9
 * 15^50
 * Furious 10/10
 * Axe Mastery 1/20
 * Can't be dyed
 * This is my baby right now. I totally love this axe. It's a pwnsauce skin. I used to have a Sephis Axe, but this totally owns that. Owns 1000 times over. 10^10^100 times over!! But it's still not as good as my new cleaver, so I never use it anymore. well, I do, but not as much.


 * Hammers


 * Destroyer Maul
 * Q9
 * E +5
 * Zealous
 * Health +30
 * Can't be dyed
 * I know zealous sounds sgtupid on a hammer, but with perma DBS you need passive energy regen. 33% faster + zealous = energy.


 * Bows


 * Celestial Longbow
 * Q11
 * 15^50
 * 20/19
 * Health +29
 * Can't be dyed
 * I really love this skin. In my opinion the most beautiful of any bow out there. Not cooler than the Silverwing Recurve Bow, but much more beautiful.


 * Sythes


 * Vahlen's Vow
 * Q9
 * 15^50
 * Bleeding
 * Health +30
 * No idea what it's dyed
 * I don't really use this very much. I should get rid of it, tbh. Maybe when I get a Destroyer Scythe...


 * Spears


 * Hidesplitter's Spear
 * Q9
 * Furious 10/10
 * Health +30
 * No idea what it's dyed
 * I use this occasionally when it's a bad idea to go into melee, or use a build centred (Canadian spelling ftl) around chucking spears. This is a beautiful-looking spear, too.

My goals
All of these goals have to do with Kanaxai Doombringer. Alomst all of my other characters I don't like, and so are around for BirthDay fodder. Titles:

Norn

Asuran

Dwarven

Ebon Vanguard

Sunspear

Lightbringer (44,945/50,000)

Tyrian Elite Skill Hunter

Canthan Elite Skill Hunter

Elonian Elite Skill Hunter

Legendary Skill Hunter

Canthan Vanquisher

Tyrian Vanquisher (12/54)

Elonian Vanquisher (5/34)

Legendary Vanquisher (1/3)

Protector of Tyria

Protector of Cantha

Protector of Elona

Guardian of Tyria (15/25)

Guardian of Cantha (10/13)

Guardian of Elona (10/20)

Legendary Guardian (3/6)

Canthan Cartographer (93.5%)

Tyrian Cartographer (86.5%)

Elonian Cartographer (81.3%)

Legendary Cartographer (0/3)

Luxon (2,315,000/10,000,000)

KoaBD

PKM

iVI (13/15)

iHMLBB (13/20)

mGHSoRM (13/25)

GWAMM (13/30)

in progress right now...

Things Guild Wars needs

 * A report tab for selling online gold
 * Minion windows (allowing you to more effectively put Death Nova on them)
 * Cheese
 * More Cheese
 * Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series references
 * Even more Cheese
 * Eddie Izzard
 * Better AI for heroes
 * Better Henchies
 * Better Henchies than the better Henchies
 * Better AI for the Henchies that are better than the Henchies that are better than Henchies
 * Yet more Cheese
 * Tamable swarms of bees!
 * New Emotes
 * /facepalm
 * /apologize
 * /kick
 * /woop woop woop woop woop! (Zoidberg)