User:Zerris/Henchmen Quotes

Acolyte Jin

 * "I am troubled by this. I can feel it in my belly. Like really bad fish."


 * "We must hurry before something bad happens to... the... Vabbi princes... hm. Are you sure we're in a rush?"

Acolyte Sousuke

 * "Perhaps we should bake a cake with the word "TRAP" on it and bring it along. It's never a good idea to go visiting empty-handed."


 * "This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."


 * "I'm ready! You're ready! Koss is ... not paying attention."


 * "That blew up good. That blew up REAL good."

Brutus

 * "Arrrf!"

Claude

 * "If someone freezes to death, does their flesh still smell bad?"


 * "Somehow, the undead rising from the swamps is not as comforting as I would have hoped."

Cynn

 * "Nothing like a scowling face made out of pumice to make you feel right at home."


 * "I don't have a bad attitude. I have an attention span problem. Luckily, most of my fights are short. Very short."

Devona

 * "Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

Dunkoro

 * "Good work getting those refugees out of danger. The two greatest tools a commander has are secrecy and intimidation. The greatest weakness ... is politicians. Keep that in mind."

Goren

 * "I think, after the end of the world, I'm going to ask Margrid to go out with me. Do you think she will say yes?"


 * "Evil, beware. We have wurms!"


 * "For justice! And truth! And… stuff!"


 * "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Herta

 * "No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."


 * "For Istan! Because, Dwayna knows, nobody else would have us."

Kihm

 * "Hey, everybody's got problems. Some can be healed, but others fester until something falls off or somebody goes psycho. Don't let that happen, 'kay?"


 * "Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"

Koss

 * "My stomach hurts. Watching those worms get devoured... I'm never going to eat noodles again."


 * "Lord Yama the Vengeful? Wekehsa, in the future, you might want to refrain from stealing things belonging to anyone with "the Vengeful" in their name. You should also add "the cruel" and "the bloody" to that list."

Melonni

 * "You've got the invitation. You go. Have fun. Don't mind us."


 * "Hello? Trap."


 * "Trap at the play. Very surprising. I'm so amazed. I didn't see that coming. It was a trap after all. How shocking."


 * "Goren dancing... can't force the image from my head... eyes burning..."

Mhenlo

 * "Cynn breaks people. I put them back together again. I'm not sure if that's a good start to a relationship, but at least we have something to work with."

Olias

 * "Yes, a disguise would be wise. Particularly to cover the fact that none of us are Kournans and none of us are dead."


 * "They say killing is wrong. Perhaps they just aren't doing it correctly."

Orion

 * "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."

Razah

 * "Tell me, are all humans as obsessed with yelling and bludgeoning things, or are you an unusual representative of your species?"

Reyna

 * "If things get too bad, I can build us an igloo."

Sogolon

 * "I work very hard to be humble. It's amazing how brilliantly I succeed."

Stefan

 * "Do you think the heat could actually turn your brain into a loaf of bread?"

Tahlkora

 * "I signed on for the heroic songs and the praise. I did not sign on for the blood-sucking bugs."


 * "Only the undead lord Palawa Joko managed to brave this desert. That makes me....concerned."


 * "Oh! Ew! Blood!"

Timera

 * "Statistically, one out of every four people suffer from some form of mental illness. If your three best friends are okay, then it's definitely you."


 * "Well, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me."

Zhed Shadowhoof

 * "Royal food taster? Hmmm. How can one be certain he tastes like the food?"