User:GW-Stabber

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GuildWiki:Interpretive dance
GuildWiki:Interpretive dance is a page dedicated to creating and producing weekly performances into which we will direct our efforts. The goal is to enrich the Wiki experience with existential symbolisms of angst and betrayal.

Current Subject
To be decided

Subject Ideas

 * NPCs: fleshing out and dramatizing their life stories in epic verse.
 * Analyzing the Faction PvP preview event by treating it as a 'text' and bringing the weight of postmodernist thought to bear upon it.
 * Imagery. Adding imagery to quests that do not have pizzazz. Adding iconic symbols to missions and skills to liberate them from their stereotyped ruts.
 * Personal user pages. Writing solo numbers with personal builds, interests, ideas and so on.
 * Build stubs completion. Completion stubs anarchy. Anarchy stubs community. Community stubs zeal. Zeal stubs build. Truly a vicious cycle.

Vitally Important Drop Rate Research
DISCLAIMER: The information in this section is based on experimental research conducted by the community, and may contain inaccuracies and speculation. While we strive for accuracy in these articles, we make no claims of experimental rigor or unbiased conclusions. Caveat lector.

My opinion of GW fansites

 * The Guild Hall: knowledge and arrogance in abundance. Most participants have never heard of PvE (or pretend not to).
 * GWOnline: intellectual and moral cesspool. Contains the dregs of the GW gaming community. Utterly disgusting site design and incompetent moderation.
 * Guild Wars Guru: the best all around site. Both PvP and PvE discussions tend to be deep and interesting. Moderators practice tough love (and God bless them). Server is more unstable than Michael Jackson.
 * GuildWiki: a veritable treasure trove of information. Perpetual battle between anarchy and bureaucracy. Bureaucracy is ascendant in the metagame.

Any/Any Item Holder
Item Holder is a PvE build. It's unique in that nearly any profession and skill combination can play this build.

Attributes and Skills

 * 1) Unassigned: 200

Any skillset will do.

Items and Equipment

 * 1) Belt Pouch
 * 2) Bag (upgraded with Rune of Holding)
 * 3) Bag (upgraded with Rune of Holding)

Usage
This build is ideal for use in towns and outposts. Whenever another player in the account obtains a good item that is not immediately disposable, the item is sent to the Item Holder to store until called for. A fully runed Item Holder can hold upto 45 items.

Variants

 * 1) Add an additional Item Holder to double your storage space.
 * 2) Replace Bag with Bag or Bag.

Scriptology
The following are key lines from the Guild Wars chapter 1 script that I try to use as often as possible in my day to day life.


 * "The punishment for trespassing is death!"
 * "Forgive me. It is not my will to fight you, but I have little choice in the matter."
 * "You would dare call your king a fool?!"
 * "Thank you, mountain friend!"
 * "We can't go to &lt;location&gt; -- it's swarming with undead!"
 * "Kill them all!"

In-Game
My primary account is used for PvP only, mostly GvG. Its top achievements have been: I play rangers and monks mainly in PvP and enjoy both classes immensely. I play necros and mesmers somewhat less frequently, but find them somewhat annoying. Warriors and eles are my least favorite professions to play. I used to have a couple of PvE chars on this account, but I deleted them because I wasn't using them and could really use another flex PvP slot or two. My secondary account is a storage account. It has I login with this account once every two or three weeks or so, when I have a good drop or something to transfer to/from the Item Holders.
 * Holding the HoH for eight consecutive rounds. I have a high enough rank that I generally don't have to worry about finding pugs, but I've become somewhat disconnected with the Tombs crowd. One of these days I'll finally get the last 600 or so fame to get me to r9.
 * GvG win to loss ratio of around 14:3. I didn't keep good track of it initially.
 * Being a (now former) member of a GotW.
 * Fully unlocked.
 * A mesmer (Anne Page) who has completed every quest, mission and bonus in the game, including all the titan, UW, FoW and SF quests. This was my second GW character ever, and has /W and /Mo fully unlocked, and most useful skills in /N and /R unlocked also.
 * A warrior (Greta Ruscher) who has finished the main storyline and unlocked all of /Me. She's missing many bonuses, all the UW, FoW and SF quests, LDD, DNKP and Titan Source.
 * Two Item Holders. One of them is a monk (The Yellow Rose) who has finished the main storyline and most bonuses, but I stopped playing her because I got tired of her looks.
 * Lots left to unlock.

Real Life

 * Level 26 female student/necromancer
 * Favorite computer games besides Guild Wars: Morrowind; Half Life 2; Prince of Persia I and III; Metroid Prime and MP:Echoes.
 * Favorite non-computer games: Settlers of Catan; any GURPS p&p rpg; ROOK