User:Chris1645/Fire Tock/Dead Baby Jokes

Chris                |                 Fire Tock

A dedication to Dead baby Joke.com, http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htm

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Screwed. What do you call a dead one? Seaweed Nail its other hand to the floor Depends how hard you throw them A baby in a trash compactor. One is legal to hit with an AX. With a blender! With tortilla chips!!! Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. A baby shot through a snow blower. So you can see the expression on its face! Stopping it with a shovel. Because he was dead! You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. A baby with a punctured lung. Ripping them off again. I don't know why they didn't either. So you can tell which ones are still alive. A dead puppy. It depends on how hard you squeeze them. To see the expression on it face! A trashcan lid in a dead baby. Because it had no arms or legs. 4 1/2. A baby chewing on razor blades. Cabbage patch kids. A baby with its foot nailed to the floor. Twins in an acid bath. A watermelon floats. A baby with a dog in its mouth. Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. A baby tied to the back of a truck. Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans. Making a bong out of it A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. A baby on a bed of nails. A Kebabie. So you can pick them up five at a time A bus load of babies on fire. One dead baby nailed to ten trees. A baby with forks in its eyes. When it starts talking to you again. A baby in a microwave. One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Nailing it to a dead puppy. Chase it with the lawn mower. Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. Sticking pins in their eyes. As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. around to hear it, is it still hilarious? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Skidding. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby. It was hit by a truck. What's red and can't turn around in a hallway? A baby with a javelin through it's head.
 * 1.	What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
 * 2.	What do you call a live baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
 * 3.	How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
 * 4.	How many babies does it take to paint a house?
 * 5.	What gets louder as it gets smaller?
 * 6.	What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
 * 7.	How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
 * 8.	How do you get them out again?
 * 9.	How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
 * 10.	What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
 * 11.	Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
 * 12.	What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
 * 13.	Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
 * 14.	What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
 * 15.	What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
 * 16.	What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
 * 17.	Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
 * 18.	Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
 * 19.	What's present do you get for a dead baby?
 * 20.	How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
 * 21.	Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
 * 22.	What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
 * 23.	Why did the baby fall off the swing?
 * 24.	How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
 * 25.	What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
 * 26.	What do vegetarian ogres eat?
 * 27.	What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
 * 28.	What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
 * 29.	What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
 * 30.	What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
 * A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
 * 31.	What is the definition of revenge?
 * 32.	How are babies and the elderly alike?
 * 33.	What bounces up and down at 100mph?
 * 34.	What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
 * 35.	What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
 * 36.	What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
 * 37.	What's small, and red, and full of holes?
 * 38.	What do you call a baby on a stick?
 * 39.	Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
 * 40.	What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
 * 41.	What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
 * 42.	What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
 * 43.	When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
 * 44.	What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
 * 45.	What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
 * 46.	What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
 * 47.	How do you get a baby to run faster?
 * 48.	What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
 * 49.	What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
 * 50.	What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
 * 51.	How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 * 52.	If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
 * 53.	What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
 * 54.	What's sicker than driving over a baby?
 * 55.	How do you make a dead baby float?
 * 56.	Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
 * 57.	What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?

What's green and can't turn around in a hallway? The same baby 2 weeks later.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

'''What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? ''' A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

'''What's grosser than gross? ''' A garbage can full of dead babies.

'''What's grosser than that? ''' The one at the bottom is still alive.

'''What's grosser than that? ''' He has to eat his way to freedom.

'''What's grosser than that? ''' He goes back for more.

'''Why did the baby cross the road? ''' It was stapled to the chicken.