User:Joseph C

10 REM blah 20 CLS 30 IF ME="here" THEN GW=1 AND I="loser" 40 IF ME<>"here" THEN GW=0 AND U="nosey parker" 50 IF GW=1 THEN PRINT "You ";I;"!!! "; 60 IF GW<>1 THEN PRINT "WTF u looking at my page?!":END 70 GOTO 30 80 END