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Guild Wars: Death Of The Chag
Guild Wars: Death Of The Chag, shall be the last expansion coming out in the Guild Wars series before Guild Wars 2. The main villain of this Expansion is The Chag, a survivor of the Charr attacks that moves to a new island, located between the relations of Cantha and Tyria. Death Of The Chag, or shortened (DoTC or GW: Chag) will have brand new professions aswell as skills. It is still not comfirmed how the real ending shall be, but is thought to just kill The Chag and to see his defeaters in a hall being crowned the title: Slayer Of The Betrayer (1). This scene will also give you his unique bow: Chag's Longbow to the leader of the group, however after the cinematic, each player in the group has the bow in their inventory. Although it seems pretty easy to recieve that bow, it is the exact opposite, to know more press on the link. After the death of The Chag, the story continues on to Guild Wars 2, however, even though you kill The Chag in GW:DOC, he still appears in Guild Wars 2, inside: Land Of Peace And Quiet, but instead of being your enemy, he is actually your ally helping you defeat the dragons that had destroyed Tyria, and to kill the Charr. Chag's Longbow is considered greatest of great weapons, in which case you can put it in the Hall Of Monuments. However, the skills in this expansion (Example: Sexy Arrows), will not be in Guild Wars 2 for it would make the game to easy to play. And there are no Morts or  Wangers, because The Chag is supposed to represent the last Wanger/Mort on the face of Tyria. The Chag is very hard to reach however, because even though Land Of Peace And Quiet has been destroyed, The Chag is located in the other island Hero's Island, where is elite soldier  Conan The Berserker is located. Conan The Berserker comes with The Chag the minute you discover his location. When you find him, a dragon flies past you, very fast, and you see it heading to Cantha. But, the reason there are'nt anymore Wangers or Morts is because this The Chag, is not the original one, he is his descendent (Same as Conan), and so they have been named after there great grandfathers. Coincidentally, The Chag is the same age the original Chag is in GW:DOC. The Land Of Peace And Quiet was sunk by a gigantic fireball accumulated by all the dragons. The Chag (Guild Wars 2) is identical to the original The Chag, but we are still not sure if  Conan The Berserker's descendent will be Human or Norn. Although, The Chag may appear to be a normal man, he is actually a Semi-God. In The Chag's Myth, The Chag had met the newest goddess, Lynda (Descendent of Lyssa and Balthazar), and they had fallen in love, and The Chag was considered high enough to marry Lynda after they were defeated by The Chag, and Conan The Berserker duo. When the Children of The Chag were born, they were declared as Semi-Gods, and as years passed, each new child was bound to marry a new god. These Myths were found in what is called: "The Remains Of Peace" where Peace was taken from Land Of Peace And Quiet, and "The Remains" is the remains of the land. When the Dragons had decided to strike Tyria, it was said in other Myths that The Chag stood up to one of them, and took him down with exactly 12 blows. However, when he was about to strike the Final Blow, all of the dragons reunited against The Chag, as The Chag was outnumbered, he was still able to survive that battle, and was able to escape. The Battle was called: "The Battle of the Chosen". As years passed, The Chag finally died right before telling the dream he had yesterday, it was claimed to be a premonition. His final words were:"The lands are flooding, the innocent are dying, and there is nothing being done about it, well I tell you children and wife, those filthy Dragons may one day ruin your lives, it is now the time to strike back, in my vision I had seen slavery by the Charr, and there leader with the Dragons, where they were working for him, do not know when this event will happen, but I assure you, it will happen." After those words, his children swore an oath to prepare whenever it happens. Lynda can be found with the gods, you must kneel to find the spirit of the original The Chag.For more information on  The Chag press on the link.

Professions
There is a new profession called Wangers, who shall be one of the toughest professions in Guild Wars, they will be based on Rangers/Warriors. They are the students of The Chag. There is also a new profession called Morts, who shall be some of the greatest healers in all of guild wars, as they are based on a Monk/Ritualist proffession, based on the ancient/blasphemis ways of the elders. These new professions are renowned for there amazing mixtures and there amazing Skills.

Skills
The newest skills are:
 * "Shut Up!", it only appears on Wangers, when you create them. It will be the strongest non-elite skill against Warriors.
 * Sexy Arrows, it is known as the best Elite Skill of the entire of Guild Wars. It is renowned for it's amazing damage and all the conditions put into one Shot.
 * Hundred Million Blades, it is the second strongest elite skill in game right after Sexy Arrows because it's melee and does not have excessive conditions.
 * That Is Not Cool: Greatest Elite healing skill, in PvE, but is terrible for PvP.