User:Entropy3927

=PARAGON PROPOSAL= ANet has not offered a solution to the "Imbagon", so let's work one out ourselves: Paragon Proposal.

=Welcome=

"Entropy is defined as random molecular motion, or as we know it, heat." (see Exhibits A and B)

If you are scientifically inclined, here is a better definition from Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

Main Entry: en·tro·py Pronunciation: 'en-tr&-pE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -pies Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary 2en- + Greek tropE change, literally, turn, from trepein to turn

1 : a measure of the unavailable energy in a closed thermodynamic system that is also usually considered to be a measure of the system's disorder, that is a property of the system's state, and that varies directly with any reversible change in heat in the system and inversely with the temperature of the system; broadly : the degree of disorder or uncertainty in a system

2a : the degradation of the matter and energy in the universe to an ultimate state of inert uniformity

2b : a process of degradation or running down or a trend to disorder

3 : CHAOS, DISORGANIZATION, RANDOMNESS

Welcome to the User page of Entropy. I started playing Guild Wars in 2006, over the summer vacation from high school. Apparently I have a knack for the game, though, and I have made some rapid progress in the PvE world. Now that I have all the campaigns, I have more characters and campaigns than I know what to do with, and there's always "something to do".

Thanks in part to this Wiki, I have a large general knowledge of almost all aspects of Guild Wars, though mostly about Prophecies still. It saddens me that more people don't come here to answer their questions instead of spamming them to the general in-game population. Nearly every question I have ever had was answered after looking it up here.

What I do on GuildWiki

My user ID# is 17165 (out of  total users). So I have been here for awhile. Originally, I used to spend most of my time doing mainspace edits, small corrections or additions to articles of interest to me. After that I spent most of my time on Talkpages or Builds, debating or socializing. Then I got into the Userspace craze and spent all my time on Userboxes and Templates.

Nowadays, though, I mostly just use my admin powers to /ban, /delete, and otherwise take care of the things that normal users can't. I do maintenance work. There are not that many active users left, but the handful that are keep the Wiki going from day to day. We are fighting a losing battle, as we all know, but for whatever it's worth - posterity, history, pride - we'll continue that battle until the ship's completely underwater.

If we can clean up the Wiki to the best it's ever been before it is shut down, then that will be accomplishment enough.

Statistics

As of now...


 * I have over 7,500 edits, including those I made anonymously.
 * My signature is the 25th most linked to image, with 1,465 links.
 * My talk page is the 44th most linked to page, with 1,486 links.

=About= This page has info about me personally and me in-game.

=Userboxes!=

Userboxes that don't fit


 * Kudos to Iluth (iirc) for his cute "I'm a Tiger" gif. Someday I'll make a cleaner, easier to read version.

=Choses Presentents (Featured Things)=

This section of my userpage will change whenever I come up with some new build or other Thing that I really like or find interesting. Comment on my talkpage if you want.

The current Featured Builds, are: D/A Mystic Ninja, D/Any Mystic Condition Spammer, and E/Any Ebon Vanguard Aeromancer (EVA)!

See full build at User:Entropy/test.

See full build at User:Entropy/test.

See full build at User:Entropy/test.

''Disclaimer: to avoid making this a lengthly section, Attribute points, Equipment, Optional Skills, etc. will be left out. Caveat lector''.

The current Featured Quotes, are: from Jack Handley and Leo Rosten!

ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my father:

"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?"

I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity gave up.

"A herring," said my father.

"A herring," I echoed. "A herring doesn't hang on the wall!"

"So hang it there."

"But a herring isn't green!" I protested.

"Paint it."

"But a herring isn't wet."

"If it's just painted it's still wet."

"But -- " I sputtered, summoning all my outrage, "a herring doesn't whistle!!"

"Right, " smiled my father. "I just put that in to make it hard."

-- Leo Rosten, "The Joys of Yiddish"

Disclaimer: the opinions expressed here are solely those of the original speaker, and not the owner(s) or editor(s) of this Userpage.

=And Now For Something Completely Different= This section of my Userpage is the Corner of Irrelevance. I'll post funny/amusing/insightful stuff here. Go ahead, laugh: it's good for you!

THE WORLD'S ECONOMIC SYSTEMS EXPLAINED


 * socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
 * communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.
 * capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull.
 * fascism: You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it.
 * nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes the cows.
 * New Dealism: You have two cows. The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
 * anarchism: You have two cows. Keep them. Steal another. Shoot the government.
 * conservatism: You have two cows. Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

Looking for more? Check out Humor and Category:GuildWiki humor!

=Characters=
 * This page has all my characters on it. It tracks their progress in the game and other information such as unlocked Heroes, pets, and other things.
 * This is where I write down my character's "Roleplaying" stories, or background histories. Inspired by people like Karlos and others (on both Wikis) who continue to write pretty damn good stories about their character origins, exploits, relationships with each other, etc.

=Projects= I like to create projects but I never finish most of them.


 * Guild Wars Real Time Strategy game. A conceptual work in progress!
 * Norn Fighting Tourney - Collect info on all the builds run by opponents
 * Guide to Defeating Doppleganger - I think I can clean this one up. Eventually.
 * Polymock Guide. A guide for beating all foes in Polymock, and details on each piece's strengths and weaknesses. Not a subjective analysis!

=Useful Links= These are links that I use all the time. Feel free to check them out if you wish. :)


 * Category:GuildWiki humor I can never find an easy link to this...
 * New Skills - Some are jokes, others are not.
 * Builds I use on my characters and Heroes.
 * Test page - Where I test things.
 * Sandbox - same function as the GWiki Sandbox.
 * Archives - storage space.
 * My templates - feel free to browse.
 * Collecting for fun and profit. One of the most useful pages in the whole GuildWiki!
 * http://pseudomarketing.com/. Just what the name implies. Sick of fraudulent advertising? Then this is the site for people like you.
 * Skill Quests - Very Important!
 * Category:Profit if collected Needs constant vigilance because ANet nerfs collectors...
 * My shopping list
 * List of greens and other rare stuff

=The Henchmen Hall of Fame= This page is where I commemorate and honor Henchmen and my Heroes.

=Wishlist=

Since winning Halls and other leet missions is not gonna happen for me in a long time, I have a list of certain things I would like to own. If you have one of these please let me know in-game...we can negotiate prices or trades. Note, for greens I need an official PC, since I'm not that rich. :P


 * A max-damage, req 13 or less, inscribable OR 15^50:
 * Eternal Blade
 * Broadsword


 * Chaos Axe
 * Cleaver (Tyrian)
 * War Axe, Rusty Axe, or Hatchet (skins are identical)
 * Battle Axe (Cleaver or Spiked Axe skins)


 * Colossal Pick


 * Aureate Daggers
 * Salient Daggers


 * A max-damage, req 12 or less, inscribable OR 15^50:
 * Jitte
 * Runic Blade
 * Shinobi Blade


 * Greens:
 * Mallyx's Edge
 * Victo's Battle Axe
 * Tanzit's Cleaver or Byndliss' Reaver
 * Kaolin Daggers


 * Someone willing to do a "Black Widow Run" since I don't see them advertized anymore. I just want to see how UW works so I can learn to do it myself with Heroes and stuff.
 * Maximum (+20%) -slaying mods. I don't care what type they are as long as they're not Charrslaying, since those are common already. I'm talking about things like Deathbane, Pruning, Dwarfslaying, etc. See list below for what I already have offered; no duplicates please.
 * 6 Tapestry Shred please (have 4/6). Who ever knew it was actually going to do something two years later? I have no more character slots to go to Pre-Searing, so...


 * Progger has a 20% Dragonslaying Axe Grip.
 * Kelvin Greyheart has various 20% mods.
 * Jennalee has various mods.
 * Kale Ironfist has various Deathbane mods.
 * X Deity X has a 20% Demonslaying Axe Grip.
 * NightAngel has various 20% mods.
 * Flechette has a 20% Deathbane Sword Pommel.


 * Kalle Damos has a Tapestry Shred.
 * Lord Belar has a Tapestry Shred.
 * Zulu Inoue has an Ogre-Slaying Knife.
 * Falafel has a Rajazan's Fervor.
 * Satanic llamas has Darkroot's Daggers.
 * Vipermagi has Kaya's Daggers.
 * Feardrake has a Sephis Sword.
 * Hellbringer has a Sephis Sword.
 * Felix Omni has a Sickle and a Spiked Axe.
 * Isk8 has a 20% Deathbane Axe Grip and a 20% Dwarfslaying Bow Grip.
 * Himm Taeguk has a 20% Dwarfslaying Sword Pommel.

=Notes to Self= :Category:Unique Axes
 * Comment out something like this:
 * To list a category as a link rather than adding a page to that category, do this:
 * When someone records bad drops on a monster, refer them to Style_and_formatting/Bestiary
 * When someone puts up a Guild or Build page, or puts Price info, refer them to Article retention, #Builds, #Guild information, #Prices

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