User:Yikey

Hey fellers. I'm Yikey, you can find me cruising trough Guild Wars as "Forest Nature".

About me

 * Real name: Ruben
 * Favorite bands w/ songs:
 * The Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking
 * Rush: Roll The Bones
 * Emerson, Lake & Palmer: Nutrocker
 * Primus: Damn Blue Collar Tweekers
 * Guns N' Roses: Coma
 * The Eagles: Hotel California
 * Enjoys: Donuts, coffee, biking, Guild Wars, music
 * Laughs at: Hip hop, techno and beyond, Wammos and some other thingies.

My Shrine of Livia

 * "I'd like to show her MY Scepter of Orr if you know what I mean." -Yikey
 * "her boobs are as jumpy as i am after seeing them" -Super Noodle
 * "WANT" -Jarrak

Jokes
more to come
 * What's the difference between a Muslim and a Jew? Nothing! Because all people are the same.
 * Kormir now has two extra holes if you know what I mean.

[[Image:Ranger-icon.png]] / Forest Nature (Level 20)
Idle Quotes
 * "Let's kill time by telling some funny jokes. Well?"
 * "So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
 * "Y'know, everytime I think of pie I feel enchanced, almost obsessed."
 * "Five second fuses only last three seconds."

Battle Quotes
 * "My face. Your arrow. Er, the other way around!"
 * "You're so ugly I don't even dare to shoot an arrow at you!"
 * "A retrospective."
 * "Gah!"
 * "Everytime we fight, I get this feeling."
 * "Everytime you die, I swear I can fly."
 * "Arrows, so pointy yet so deadly."
 * "Want som'ma this!"

[[Image:Assassin-icon.png]] / Harmful If Stabbed (Level 20)
Idle Quotes
 * "I threatened Emperor Kisu once. We both laughed. Though I forced him to."
 * "I'm a rebel."
 * "Not moving is fun, we should do it again sometime."
 * "If we can target them, so do they."

Battle Quotes
 * "My daggers feel comfy deep inside your flesh."
 * "The urge to let you live is just silly."
 * "Flying daggers of death, right in the eye!"
 * "My Lyssa, who made you so ugly? Oh wait, I did."
 * "Ow! You almost hurt me more than I hurt you!"
 * "I make babies cry and make you bleed."

[[Image:Necromancer-icon.png]] / Jirram The Lacking (Level 20)
Idle Quotes
 * "This reminds me of the time I blew up a weapon depot."
 * "Firey flames scattering all over the place."
 * "Even thinking about it makes me shed a manly tear."
 * "Are we wasting time or wasting my time?"
 * "Grab 'em by the nose, kick 'em in the ass!"

Battle Quotes
 * "Have at you!"
 * "Mind if I make a zombie out of you? Oops, too late."
 * "A curse? A bile? A disease? Or maybe all three?"
 * "You and I can't be friends, me and your animated corpse can."
 * "For the hate of Grenth, you made me waste blood!"
 * "Come here so I can you give you a touch of dread."
 * "You look really good with that bursting bile on your back."

[[Image:Elementalist-icon.png]] / Blue Collar Tweeker (Level 20)
Idle Quotes
 * "Are we ever gonna move again? There's Kurzicks coming."
 * "I'd hate to see you all be the victim of my impatient, fiery little heart."
 * "No time for quick breaks, we have a war to fight."
 * 'Are we ever going back to the front line?"
 * "You can never expect to immediately conquer the ground you just nuked."

Battle Quotes
 * "Let me serve you a course of your imminent demise."
 * "I'd like to see you go up in flames, there you go."
 * "For Cavalon!"
 * "You may have slashed me, but I have cauterization on my side!"
 * "Break free my elements of the tenth degree."
 * "A pointy rock here, a lava arrow there."
 * "Stay still so I can nuke you more."