User:Felix Omni/Oldpage

Description
Felix Omni is a Ranger boss that may be found anywhere on the wiki, sometimes in several places at once. He most frequently patrols your mom.

Location

 * The Jade Sea
 * User talk:Felix Omni

Hard Mode skills

 * [[Image:Animate Flesh Golem.jpg|25px]] Animate Ruricu

Items dropped

 * Head of Xiriss Stickleback

Trivia
May be named after Felix Omni, a foul and unkempt bureaucrat on GuildWiki.

Guild Wars Characters
Thanks to Ruricu for help with the character templates, which were originally stolen from Tanaric.

Memorable Quotes
A collection of contributions by other users sources found to be worthy of my user page, taken out of context for your confusion.
 * "formidable wine" -[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50px]]
 * "Yes. Awakened carry salt with them" -Blue.rellik
 * "My granite pecker gorges!" -Grand Mason Stonecleaver
 * [] -68.37.20.24
 * Also, what is "prouth" anyway? Obviously "prouve" was supposed to be "prove", but wtf is "prouth"? --Gimmethegepgun
 * He obviously meant Prouth Clearence, the show horse. Here is the pedigree. Do your research, gimme. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]


 * Just an FYI to anyone confused about the icon and even more confused about the resulting discussion... the two "beams" are actually "strikes", and they're headed for the guy's nipples rather then out of them. It's based on the Japanese myth of the Fox and the Fool... long story short, the Fool was goofing around and rubbing his nipples, and the Fox-god took offense. "No more nipples for you!" he shouted, and promptly stabbed the Fool in the nipples. Because the Fool was busy goofing around, he couldn't block the Fox's attack, and instantly died. After the Fox finished his unblockable attack chain.


 * ...I may have exaggerated that story a tiny bit. Just a bit though. Point is, the guy in the skill icon's about to get stabbed in the nipples, and there's nothing he can do about it (unless he's got enchantment removal and a decent blocking skill). --[[image:GEO-logo.png]] Jioruji Derako.> 06:46, 31 May 2007 (CDT)


 * BEERCRAT FOR PRESEIDENT..... AND... I PLAY SOME WOW NOW... SO LESS GW BUT I STIOL WATCH MY BABY GWIKI,. PROINOUNCED GWIKI NOT GEE-WIKI. FTFUCKINGW&mdash;♥ Jedi ♥ Rogue ♥ 01:36, 27 September 2008 (UTC)


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