Farmer Dirk

Farmer dirk first appears in Pre-Searing Ascalon in Ashford Village where he will ask you to help him with his prize winning hogs (If you round up five hogs into the pen, he will reward you with 25 gold). Later, in Kryta and the Ascalon Settlement, he gives the quest the Last Hog.

Dialogue
Talking to him repeatedly in pre-searing can be quite fun.

While pigs are in the pen
 * "I've got work to do, so if you want to stick around, I expect you to pitch in a hand."
 * "King Adelber's cook has a standing order with me. Nothing but the best pork for the king."
 * "So my pigs wander into Orville's garden every now and then. They don't cause no harm."
 * "Sure is lonely beaing a pig farmer"
 * "But if you see Orville, you tell him to keep his filthy hands off my pigs!"
 * "I don't get visitors all that much out here...."