User:Reedem@G-account

Yes, my name is exciting lol. :) If you want any advice, as long as its not annoying I will help you. In-game name: Readem and Reap

Please don't read the following (I was likely high when I wrote it):

I do the following: 1. I am lazy 2. I am making a statement, though mostly it is because Im lazy... Please argue with me! I enjoy it like candy! (Not really)
 * I enjoy making snide comments, and laugh at poorly made builds, Im srry thats just who I am.
 * I play a dervish, he pwns.
 * I am very lazy, look at my user page.
 * I am too lazy to make user boxes, but will laugh at other peoples.
 * I have horrible grammer and I am ok with that.
 * I enjoy arguments (I mean debates...).
 * I have no life, and make comments on Guild wiki, thus proving I have no life.
 * You have no life, if you are reading my poorly put together user page.
 * I go to school, shocking ehh?
 * When I say give advice, this does not mean I will give you money. IT DOES NOT. And just for those few who cannot read, I will not give you money, rather I will give you a complementary Middle-finger, free of charge.
 * I hate anon ppl. I hate you. I will find you, and hate you.
 * I do not pay taxes. I live them! (Whatever that means)
 * My builds suck, but I will use them anyway.
 * Crip shot is gay... was gay...
 * Making bullets that no one will ever read is fun.
 * "Leaves me alone!" (said by talking trees in the gayest game ever: Everquest!
 * Please do not say anything to me, if you talk or act like the kid in the movie "RV". It will result in merciless name calling and finger pointing.
 * God dammit, if you are still reading this, you need a new hobby. This statement also proves that I am not religious.
 * "The power of Christ compels me!" That was a complete random comment, in the attempt of making you go away.
 * I think Monty Python is the greatest thing next to French bread and guildwars.
 * I play guildwars way too much, and cheat off guild wiki :P.
 * Holy ```` ur still reading this, Im addicted to censorship, in a way Im not willing to tell you :P.
 * I refuse to become a loser, though I am slowly losing all control...
 * This page is completely and utterly random, ur only here to hate me like you do Simon in: American Idol.
 * I do not like ppl who cannot read, it is frustrating.
 * I have no desire to help you, I will do so only when forced or bribed.
 * My friends think they are black, I have no idea why.
 * Are you black? If yes, sweet ur awesome! If ur not, join the club.
 * I may go for the title of most random user page, with a whole ````load of bullet points.
 * I hate all who stare, DO NOT STARE!
 * Making comments about my builds that are bad, will most likely cause me too explode in a frenzy of argument that just isn't worth dealing with. NOTE: This frenzy does not weaken my defense!
 * I am Pro-choice
 * I am against people who let their ``` hang out in public, it freaks me out.
 * I do not believe in user boxes for 2 reasons:
 * Bullets are cool (not ones that kill, but simple harmless ones that keep ppl reading though I have no idea why...)
 * I am a wiki nOOb and proud!
 * My opinion is better then yours, even though it is based on nothing!
 * Anytime now you could stop reading... I have been asking you like forever now.
 * I am bored as ````! Which doesn't appear to be bored...
 * I am a sarcasm addict; I drink it by the bottle.
 * I know where hell is... it not in the core of the earth! It’s Utah!
 * I live in Utah, it really sucks and "I am dry -cough- so dry" like Kyle from Southpark
 * It is cold, I do not leave my home in fear of Neo-Nazi’s!
 * When I was a noob at guildwars, I thought WTB was a guild...
 * Stop calling me nOOb!W8 maybe that was the voice inside my head talking to me, again...
 * If I had a laser, I would most definitely use it!
 * If I wasn't so noob, I would support Blastedt’s campaign.