User:Shogankiller/EEC

=Elf Extermination Clan= Welcome to the Elf Extermination Clan's (EEC) main page, anyone is welcome to join if you agree with what is said on this page.

What is the EEC?
A very good question. Have you ever been typing only to look up at the screen to find numerous typos and spelling errors? You begin cursing yourself and your horribly retarded fingers, well don't. You and your fingers are not the problem, the problem is elves. The High Society of Mischievious Elves has been around since before the dawn of typographic devices. Also, they have formed an alliance with the Gnomish Confederation of Misfortune, who concern themselves with troubling your everyday life; breaking water faucets, opening windows, letting the air out of your tires, ect. Before the dawn of modern technology, these groups worked side by side, creating trouble whenever possible. For some examples of their previous misdoings, it is believed they are the ones who convinced Pandora to open the box, they reportedly forced Brutus and Cassius to murder Julius Caesar, and it has been proven they led the Persians through the old goat path to flank the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. However, as the world largened, and populations grew, they divided themselves to better destroy the world's happiness.

But we can not stand for these disturbances any longer, for too long have the Elves and Gnomes plagued us with their hinderances, for too long have we suffered due to the misfortunes they cause, and for too long have we taken blow after blow and not fought back. This is what spawned the creation of the EEC. The EEC's job is to push back when we are pushed, and to try and rid ourselves of the disturbances the Elf and Gnomish scum have laid upon us. We are here for all mankind, to stand up, with the hope that one day, one day, that we may live in peace and happiness for the rest of eternity.

Doctrines of the EEC

 * IGEWE: Idea of a Greater Existance Without Elves
 * IED: Idea of Elven Demise
 * Tumeug: Torture and Murder of Elves Without Guilt
 * Glued: Goal of Ultimate Elf Destruction

Sub-Groups

 * EES: Elf Extermination Squad
 * Motto: We Exterminate Elves Daily (WEED)
 * NFT Squad: Non-Fatal Torture Squad
 * Triple E-A: Elite Espionage of Elven Activity

Members
Feel free to sign your name here if you wish to join, and don't forget to place our userbox on your page! 128.226.226.37 00:30, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
 * ShoganKiller Shogankillerflag.jpg 01:15, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * Rave 02:02, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Recognition
We must stand united, and show our support for this cause, if you are a memeber of the EEC, show this userbox with pride:


 * Also, I would like to thank FlowerChild78 for the symbol of the EEC

Disclaimer

 * Note that this is not a real group (or is it...), so don't go out and kill that really pretty hippie girl down the street with the semi-pointed ears.