User:Slypher the executive director

My favorite quotes!
Yugioh the abridged series ftw!!!

These quotes might not be entirely word for word, because I'm writing from memory

Yugi: "Hey gramps can we see your super-special-awesome-super-chocolaty-fudge-coated-supercard?"

Grandpa: "I don't see why not. Here it is the Blue-eyes white dragon!"

Joey: "That's the least threatenin' name for a card I've ever heard. What kinna mook'd want a card like that??"

Kaiba rushes in

Kaiba: "I'm here for your Blue-eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer! Now gimme the card!"

Grandpa: "No."

Kaiba: "Curses! Foiled again!"

Yugi (thinking): "Holy crap! Joey's deck is even more powerful than mine! Woah, the Dark Magician!"

Yugi (aloud): "Geez Joey, your deck is worthless! Tell ya what, I'll take this deck and we'll go to grandpa's game shop and set you up with a new deck!"

Joey: "Thank's Yug, you're a pal!"

Yami: "This Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! is brought to you by: Yu-Gi-Oh!s ! They're Yugilicious!

Yami: "Wait a minute... Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something? And how would you go about testing this?"

Producer: "Just say the line..."

Yami: "Fine. Yu-Gi-Oh!s, apparently they're Yugilicious!"

Voice: "Warning: This episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin."

Voice: "Any women with heart problems should not watch this."

Voice: "I mean seriously, I'm just a computer generated voice and I think he's hot. Wouldn't you just love to rub your hands through his hair?"

Pegasus: "GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!!"

Tea: "Don't look at my butt!"

Mokuba: "Don't look at my butt!"

Grandpa "Don't look at my... oh."

Tristan: " Hey guys, guess where I've been..."

Tea: "Nobody cares, Tristan!"

Tristan: "This suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around in!"

clank

Guard: "What is that??"

clank

guard: "Oh, it's probably just the wind

clank

Guard: "Yup, that's definitely the sound wind makes!"

Yami: " I summon Obelisk the tormentor, Slypher the executive director, and Mega-Ultra Chicken!"

Tribal guy: "Arise Chicken! Arise!"

Keith: "In America..."

Kaiba: "Now Mokuba, you look after my multi-billion dollar company while I'm gone, kthx."

Monkuba: "But what if an evil corporation tries to take over the company?"

Kaiba: "Oh come on, Mokuba, I mean seriously, what are the odds?"

time passes...

Mokuba is looking in on a meeting...

Pegasus: "So let Me get this straight..."

Pegasus: "With Kaiba-boy out of the picture, you're going to take over his company?"

Evil Corporation guys (all at once): "That is correct!"

Mokuba: "I f***ing knew it!"

Tristan: "Holy s**t on a s**t sandwich, with s**t on top! And a side order of s**t!"

Tea: "Face it Joey, Kaiba hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars (tm). He's probably laughing at you right now!"

Meanwhile, at Kaiba Corp...

Kaiba: "Tee Hee Hee."

Explorer: "Shut up and drink your urine!"

Tea: "We've gotta find someplace where the mob would never look, even if their lives depended on it!"

Tea: "I know! The Museum!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away..."

That is all...

for now...

Me
About Me (Capitalized because I'm just that important):

I am a wiki noob, but my 1337 h4x0r gaming skills will get me through life. They won't???? Curse you kaiba corp, now my life is over! I'm gonna have to sweep the floor at the local card game shop watching all of the kids play card games with the sick feeling that even though I'm good at them they do me no good in life and now I'm wondering how I'm not out of breath yet seeing as how long this sentence in going on without a comma or a period I mean seriously this is like the most run-on sentence ever you could play a card game in the time it takes to say this sentence and dangit I just lost the game and if you don't know what the game is let me explain it to you what happens is I tell you about the game and then you forget about it and while you're not remembering it you are winning but if you remember it you lose and you have to say out loud "I lost the game" so that everybody who plays the game in compass range loses the game and once you're in the game you can never get out and aren't you beginning to marvel at my skillz at not putting a single comma in this entire sentence I mean come on this thing is HUGE but I'm still not putting one in here because I still have things to talk about like how the economy is going but really I don't care about the economy because Bush/Harper depending on where you live either in Canada or the U.S. and those periods don't count because they're abbreviations and back to Bush/Harper having messed up the economy and since I live in Canada I'm gonna rail on Harper for a couple of lines and then I'm gonna switch topics but I have to wonder if you've managed to say the entire sentence and maybe I'll give you a break. Lulz.

My ingame name is Kanaxai Doombringer among other Kanaxais, but generally Doombringer. Other names:

Kanaxai Soultearer (He has 1337 healing skillz)                              (Monk)    (PvP)

Kanaxai Willmauler (Stupid name, but I had a headache that day)              (Derv)    (PvP)

Kanaxai Hopecrusher(He has very original builds! /sarcasm)               (Sin)     (PvP)

I Has A Mohawk    (Named after the funny animal pictures with bad grammar)   (Necro)   (PvP)

Angel Of Burritos (Trying to put humour into a name (and failing miserably))(Mesmer)  (PvP)

Ima P Utz Reborn  (The ranger reincarnation of my original warrior)          (Ranger)  (PvE)

Lady Delshiva     (No idea where the name came from)                         (Ranger)  (PvE)

Ima P Utz Ill     (I made that many Ima P utz's???)                      (Mesmer)  (PvE) Sin Strike Six    (*shudders at the name*)                                   (Sin)     (PvE)

Things Guild Wars needs

 * A report tab for selling online gold
 * Minion windows (allowing you to more effectively put Death Nova on them)
 * Cheese
 * More Cheese
 * Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series references
 * Even more Cheese
 * Eddie Izzard
 * Better AI for heroes
 * Better Henchies
 * Better Henchies than the better Henchies
 * Better AI for the Henchies that are better than the Henchies that are better than Henchies
 * Yet more Cheese
 * Tamable swarms of bees!
 * New Emotes
 * /facepalm
 * /apologize
 * /kick
 * /boot
 * /mildly traumatize with the end of one of the lower limbs
 * /woop woop woop woop woop! (Zoidberg)
 * /summon Mega-Ultra Chicken