User:Warwick/Spam Made When I Had No Internet

=D. Gimme a sec.

Warwick is annoyed with the Internet Connection in Egypt and wishes to kill the idiots who broke it. I want to go on Guild Wars and get my Miniature Rat and my Canthan Mask. I also want to go on www.gw.gamewikis.org, because I’m bored. I’m so bored at the moment. I am solely typing this for the sake of it because I am so bored. When I finally get internet connection, I am probably going to Copy+Paste any spam which I have written into Word and add it to Guild Wiki to show my annoyance and boredom. Though I am still bored, and I’ll probably just go and poke somebody with a sharp stick, or at least poke the with a Iron Poker. I’m still bored, and I want to go and eat some cookies or something Random like that. Almost as Random as Random Time, though he isn’t actually Random at all, he just made the name because he thought it sounded cool. Someone like Progger should have taken the title Random Time. He is truly random. Like Marcopolo47, Vipermagi, Warwick (Me), FireTock (Now Spam King).

Anyways, I’m still bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. FACE MY SPAM NUBS!

BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! Ok, the spam is gone. For now.

Spam Meter {lllllll             }  Luckily, its not full.

When I get bored, I will add a Spam Meter, and possibly start to spam. Prepare to Fear my Spammage.

Okays, I still like cookies. I’m not going insane of boredom, I’m just typing out of boredom… No, wait… Isn’t that the same as going insane of boredom? This will probably all be copy + pasted into Guild Wiki, and then I shall be the king of Randomness!!!!! Still…. Bored….. Spam Meter [||||||||||] Oh Dear. Game Over. Spam Meter Is Full.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM FACE MY SPAM NUBS! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! Im still bored. BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! Once again, I’m still bored, you know. BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! For a Third time, I’m STILL bored. My spam meter hasn’t depleted itself yet. BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!! BORED!!!!--- Okay, I think I’m done. Let’s check the Spam Meter? Spam Meter {ll                  } Okays, my spam meter is pretty much safe now. I wonder how long it will take to maximise itself.

I want my New Years Mask, and my New Years Minipet. . . I truly do. Give me one, or I will eat your skull. I want my internet connection. I want my Cintonnecet Innectnet W Iamy mt Cintonnecet Innectnet Okay, now I’m totally Incomprehensible... Wonderful. Anyways, I’m still bored. My spam meter … Its not full, it’s almost totally empty. I am bored, however. I wish those idiots who broke the internet connection would die… Once again, I’m bored. I am still bored. Once again, I’m still bored. I really am bored. I want my internet connection. I’m bored… GIVE ME MY INTERNET CONNECTION! IM BORED! I’M GONNA GO SPAM LIKE FIRETOCK DOES! YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME TO DO THAT! HIS SPAM TAKES UP OVER 200,000,000 KB PER EDIT! TAKE THAT NUBS! YOU REALLY WANT TO FACE ME? COME ON THEN! BRING IT ON! PREPARE TO DIE! SERIOUSLY!! YOUR GONNA DIE NUBS! PREPARE TO DIE… DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * KICKS MARCO*

If you hadn’t noticed, in that time period, my spam meter had filled itself. Now it is depleted again. Look!

Spam Meter. (I			) See what I mean? I’m so bored at the moment that the Spam Levels can go through the roof in seconds! Good Lord, I’m bored… Almost bored enough to delete Warwick of Troy. If I had internet connection, of course. Which I don’t… Annoyingly… Which brings me back to my point:- STUPID INTERNET CONNECTION IN EGYPT! DIE1111