User talk:Mendel/whoami

What is mendel (poll)?
What is mendel? teen prodigy of rich parents who don't know how much he skips school self-taught college dropout who ekes a living as free-lance web designer college student procrastinating on his master's thesis modern wandering monk who made his abbot accept wandering the net performance artist staging a "digital social performance project" journalist writing a book called "In the Wiki Village" housewife who 10 years ago learned to use a computer and kept at it pensioned engineer other (please detail below)

Other (details)
If you voted for "other", please detail your guess(es) here.
 * Psychotic, deranged, sociophobic social scientist with a knack for computer stuff that uses the wiki for his own twisted pleasures arrived at via wikidrama and excellent tables. Took me like 5 minutes to come up with THAT one :D --Gimmethegepgun 05:25, 17 November 2008 (UTC)


 * Are you sure you don't mean sociophobic ("homophobic" = afraid of gay people, "sociophobic" = afraid of everyone)? If not, I'd be really curious to know what makes you think that. --◄mendel► 06:19, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Whoops, forgot about that :/ If any homosexuals were offended, I meant socio! --Gimmethegepgun 06:39, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
 * In my theory mendel is one of the physical manifestations of GuildWiki. In the beginning, when the wiki was born, the energies that brought life into it did so, and even overcompensated, thus creating the body of mendel. After a time had passed and members began adding to the wiki, the mind of mendel began to take form. The only thing missing was the soul, which was probably provided by some traveling Necromancer trying to hawk souls after the build wipe prevented attention from being payed to his invinco build, and he/she refused to use PvX. And so mendel was brought into being. [[Image:Rsz_PLSig.jpg‎]] 16:49, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Read too much Pratchett lately (Reaper Man or Soul Music come to mind)? ;-) --◄mendel► 23:00, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Traits
''Is my list accurate? What's wrong or missing?''

Age has been disclosed. ;) (T/C) 12:15, 18 November 2008 (UTC)