User:Defiant Elements/Vaarsuvius

Vaarsuvius is an Elf elementalist hero in Order of the Stick. The Order's wizard and most powerful member, Vaarsuvius's gender is deliberately ambiguous, causing those he/she meets (and even his/her own teammates) to guess as to whether he/she is male or female. Vaarsuvius is noted for his/her unnecessarily verbose manner of expressing him/herself—even to the point of interfering with his/her effectiveness—and is arrogant and condescending to those he/she considers beneath his/her intellectual level. He/she is motivated by the need to gain "ultimate arcane power" as an end unto itself, having left the tutelage of his/her master and become an adventurer solely to seek it out.

Lore
See Vaarsuvius.

Locations

 * Great Elven Forest
 * Azure City
 * Cliffport
 * Sunken Valley
 * Azurite Fleet

Quests
Vaarsuvius' Enhanced Scrying!

Recruitment
Completion of Vaarsuvius' Enhanced Scrying! will unlock Vaarsuvius for that character.

Armor
Vaarsuvius starts with basic elementalist armor, labeled as Evoker's armor.

Idle Quotes

 * "If only I had a target on which to unleash my mighty magic..."
 * "Elf sense... tingling!"
 * "Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!"
 * "For the humble doily is indeed the gateway to ULTIMATE COSMIS POWER!!"
 * "No, no. I believe "sucked" was, in fact, the proper word."
 * "I worship the ancient elven god of knowledge, keeper of secrets so mighty that even the smallest taste of them would shatter your sanity!

Battle Quotes

 * "My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin."
 * "Your demise is at hand, for I wield arcane power beyond your feeble reasoning!"
 * "Sweet merciful gods, my poor useless eyes!" (Only when blinded, esp. by an overzealous Dwarven monk)
 * "I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like victory..."
 * "Accident... yes. Of course. By accident."
 * "Ah, at long last, we shall compare the measure of our respective arcane powers."
 * "Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."

Trivia

 * All quotes are from the Order of the Stick.