User:Maaya/Funniness

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Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!

Husband: What the French toast?

Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?

Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!

Irate Wife: Pickle you kumquat!

Husband: You're overreacting.

Irate Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertable into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!

Mistress: You Hoboken.


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