User:Abs of Glue/Brule's Rules

Dr. Steve Brule = FTW

- Everyone knows what to do when your on fire - stop drop and roll!

- If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy!

- ''Does your milk taste a little sour? Check the expiration date, dummy!''

- For your health!

- ''As a doctor, I should be able to tell you what causes Diarrhea. However viewer, it is one of the greatest mysteries... in the world.

- ''Everyone knows what this one is... Squash.''

- Not Ready...

- ''This one... I have no idea what this one is. I... I didn't ask for this.''

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!