User:RoseOfKali/SomethingOrAnother

General
So far, there are two Mesmer heroes in the game. I honestly don't think either of them stands a chance at reproduction... The new hero should be the instance where, if implemented as male, he will not be a gay loser or a fat loser. Pretty much anything else goes. The female version would have no mental disorders, as well as wear clothing that's appropriate for a MESMER!!!%#$#$@&^^%$&!!!!! There are currently three heroes for five out of six core professions. A third Mesmer hero should easily complete this set. Of course, I am leaning towards a female.

Lore
She is extremely competitive with everyone around her. And rightfully so, she actually has the skills for it. She sometimes talks about the jewels and riches she has gained using these "skills" around the Vabbian High Society, but there seems something "fishy" about how she did so. Her background is a mystery to all, and she never talks about it, but the skills suggest some good training in the past, possibly from corsairs. She often talks about her extensive travels throughout Tyria, further supporting the corsair theory. After learning about The Great Destroyer, she decided to join up with other heroes to save the world.

Skills
During first encounter:



When recruited as a hero:

Recruitment
While wandering around near the great waterfall in the South-Eastern part of Riven Earth, you are ambushed by a Mysterious Mesmer who steals up to from your inventory. After casting Shared Burden on your party, stealing one of your skills, and using Illusion of Haste, the Mesmer runs North-West along the large water reservoir below the falls. She is under the effects of Mantra of Resolve, making it difficult to interrupt the skill chain. If you are unable to catch up right away, you can meet her further along the river, where it gets narrow, and get the quest Ya Feel Tired?. You will get your stolen money back after completing the quest. The Mysterious Mesmer starts out hostile, but will turn friendly if under 20% health, or when you meet her down the river.

Armor
The starting armor is called "Renegade's armor" and is a unique version of Rogue armor for the male and Monument armor for the female. You can obtain Elite armor similarly as for the other EotN heroes. The Elite armor for the male is a modified version of Krytan armor or Elite Kurzick armor. The Elite armor for the female is a modified version of Enchanter armor or Elite Elegant armor.

Idle Quotes

 * "A hero isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a mission. That's just a fool."
 * "All right, everyone, let's mosey."
 * "Are we there yet?"
 * "Something bothers me, I think it is your way of life."
 * "Just looking at you makes me sober."
 * "Oh! Your hair looks like a Moa!"
 * "My occupation is... forget it."

Battle Quotes

 * "Would you stop acting like an #$%#!! and fight!"
 * "What I'm about to show you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."
 * "I don’t care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.."
 * "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."
 * "You know what you are? You are just a puppet."
 * "The brave do not fear the grave."
 * "One more time, let's go one more time!"
 * "Lady Lyssa don't fail me now..."
 * "If I knew this was gonna happen, I would've taken interrupt lessons more seriously!!"
 * "GROSSNESS!!!!"

Trivia

 * The first encounter with this hero, as well as the following quest, is a reference to acquiring Yuffie from Final Fantasy VII.


 * Idle and Battle Quotes are taken from various characters in Final Fantasy VII, with some modifications.