"The Gooch"

General
"The Gooch" is a rollerbeetle racer and the owner of Greased Lightning.

Location

 * Battle Isles
 * Rollerbeetle Racing (Only during Canthan New Year)

Dialogue

 * "You know what the secret is to having a fast beetle? Obviously you don't, or you'd be as successful as I am. But I'll tell you only because I pity you. The trick is... you've got to grease 'em up, really good. Get 'em all slick like."

Did you just say you grease the beetle?
 * That's right! You've really got to work it in, give it a healthy shine and lube every nook and cranny. Don't miss a single spot on that shell. There are some folks who say that's cheating. Those people I casually refer to as "sore losers"."

'''Please excuse me. I have a restraining order waiting for me with your name on it.'''

Trivia

 * "The Gooch" was the bully's name in the T.V. show "Different Strokes".

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