User:XT-8147/Bonfaaz Pwntfur

Skills used
Nobody has encountered him yet because it's impossible to fulfill the requirements. Thus, this list is unconfirmed. He has skills from all professions, and at least one elite skill from each profession. His attributes are abnormally high. There is speculation in the community that they might even be over 9000. He has three times the health of N.O.X. (with Aura of the Lich active, six times N.O.X.'s health without), has Natural Regeneration, and he stole the Guild Lord's Amulet of Protection. Even though he shows a boss aura, his elite skills cannot be captured.
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Story
Bonfaaz Burntfur was brought back to life by Hierophant Burntsoul, and forced to wear a new name for the disgrace he showed the Charr army by being defeated in the Ascalon capitol of Rin by a single arrow to the head. He comes back to exact his revenge and to try to one-up his victors by carrying massive defensive power, but will only challenge a party if they have proven themselves to be worthy foes.

How to get him to spawn

 * Play on Hard Mode
 * Vanquish all three Charr Homelands explorable areas
 * in one run
 * with no deaths
 * with no siege devourers
 * with no consumables
 * without rezoning
 * with no Norn forms
 * with a full party (heroes and henchmen acceptable)
 * Party must contain at least one ranger

What you get for defeating him

 * The "I hacked the game" title


 * The character you defeated him with will be offered To Familiar Lands by Gwen in the Hall of Monuments once reaching rank 6 in the Kind of a Big Deal title track.

Drops
Ultimate damage counts as all damage types at once. When an enemy has different armor levels against different types of damage, the armor level that would result in the largest damage is used.
 * Bonfaaz' Pwnstick (drops as all weapon types) (0.001% chance of dropping, because he hardly ever wields it)
 * Ultimate dmg: 300-500 (requires absolutely nothing)
 * Damage +15% (health above 50%)
 * Life Stealing: 100
 * Health +30


 * The Obsidian Armor package: (only drops once per character ever)
 * 105 Globs of Ectoplasm for each party member
 * 105 Obsidian Shards for each party member
 * all other crafting materials each party member's primary class needs for FoW armor
 * Extra materials as necessary to accomodate professions that have FoW headgear
 * Debt Collection Ticket (quest item) - Give it to Miller Upton in Ashford Village while you're doing the quest To Familiar Lands and you will receive 15 platinum for each piece of armor your class needs to craft FoW armor. When he gives you the money, he says: "My honey-infused dough really brought in the dough!  Haha, I'm so funny.  Seriously though, I'm rolling in cash.  You need money?  Here you go!  Have a nice day!"
 * Passage Scroll to the Fissure of Woe for each party member
 * Elixir of Pwnage for each party member. Description:
 * You deal +9000% damage, and you have +1000 armor and +8147 health. This bonus lasts until the Eternal Forgemaster grants you the ability to craft armor.  This bonus locks out all Fissure of Woe quests except those necessary to gain this ability for this instance of the Fissure of Woe.  This item can only be used in the Fissure of Woe.

The only way to defeat him
Life stealing.