User:Vipermagi/OldPage

crap

{| width="100%" cellspacing="10" style="background: #f7f7ef;"

Thoughts
Since the D II Assassin is a neat concept, I had this random idea for GWs (which in the end will suck because shadowsteps + "IMMA KEEL JOO" are broken concepts for coordinated forms of PvP).
 * Give em traps.
 * Each traps deals 1 damage, unless stated otherwise
 * So it shows up in the Damage monitor. I hate it when some random effect is placed upon me and I have no fucking idea what happened.
 * Besides that, they have minor effects, such as crippled or Blind for several seconds.
 * Most cast quickly (1sec and lower? ), and cost a moderate amount of Energy.
 * These traps, unlike the Ranger traps, have minor indicators:
 * Such as a dark purplish triangle sitting on the ground, or a blue ball on the ground. Or maybe even an actual tripwire for a crippling trap. That'd be awesome, imo.
 * The recharge doesn't kick in until the trap is triggered <-- LOOKIES before you QQ-IES (...?).
 * Maybe make em uncastable when there are enemies Nearby (just when starting to cast; no interrupting by walking closer to the sin :P That'd suck).


 * Examples:
 * Hidden Caltrops (cause I'm sooo original):
 * 10e, 1a, 10r. elite Trap. Create a Hidden Caltrop at your corrent location. For 2..90 seconds, the next time a foe comes near the Hidden Caltrop, that foe bleeds for 0..5 seconds and takes 1 damage. If you are within Nearby range, you shadowstep towards that foe. Attrib: Critical Strikes
 * To prevent secondary abuse -- -- Also, it's not really hidden well, since it is actually visible


 * Tripwire (boo yah):
 * 10e, 3⁄4a, 10r. Trap. Create a Tripwire at your current location. For 90 seconds, the next time a foe trips the Wire, that foe and all adjacent foes are crippled for 8 seconds and take 1 damage. 50% chance to fail <7 Deadly Arts. Attrib: Deadly Arts
 * Cause I hate Trap rangers --


 * Smoke Trap (I'm on a roll tonight! So much originality!):
 * 15e, 1a, 8r. Trap. Create a Smoke Trap at your current location. For 60 seconds, the next time a foe tramples your Smoke Trap, that foe and all adjacent foes are Blinded for 3 seconds and take 1..30 damage. Any Bleeding foes are also Crippled for 5 seconds, and take an additional 5 damage. 50% chance to fail <7 Shadow Arts (attrib: Shadow Arts)
 * -- Monk goes in, War goes out?


 * Maybe less duration so you're more mobile after placing a trap? And maybe a trap you throw to an allies/foe's location? That could be cool.

So, traps. Big domoges ;o Also, remove the stupid skip-mediocre-lead-attack skills, because being taught to Lead-Offhand-Dual attack is the worst advice ever you can give to newbie sins, because most lead attacks are utter shit (It got a buff tho (like, aeons ago)! The bleeding outlasts a normal spike even more!), or are depending on enemy Monks to do their forking job. Besides, why teach them something that's blatantly wrong? Ok, maybe keep one as an Elite. That's it. Know why they nerfed Black Lotus Strike to be a Lead attack? Yeah. Dual attacks should be third in line. Not second, and esp not first to be blockable (or worse).

And unconditional shadowsteps are a fgt (Yes, I know I made a shadowstep up there. Note how it's an elite, and you must wait for someone to trigger it, too). And with aftercast, they're SHIT, because standing still for fucking aeons before even activating an attack skill is just asking for either kite or prot. So, make em, like, conditional. And make stuff like Glyph of Immolation apply conditions after the check (or maybe make em Skills, or something else en whole), so it's not a matter of screwing up any standard form of defense and pressing your Shaodwstep button. Or you could make it even cooler, by making it Ash Blast-ish; requiring a KD. Which can be provided by a fellow Warrior. You don't even need actual coordination for that to work, if you have eyes. Another idea is to make every shadowstep gimp your next attack skill by a set amount of damage. Or a 70% chance to miss on your next attack skill if your Deadly Arts is below a certain threshold (suits the name. Possibly 10? Maybe make it depend on the Shadowstep itself).

If you're so intrigued by this text and are still reading (or skipped the wall and just read this footnote): Comment?

Biography

 * Name: Elmo Wever
 * Age: 16
 * Gender: Male
 * Born in: Netherlands
 * Lazy: Often
 * Interests: Guild Wars, Diablo II, Turok.
 * Music: Black, Death Metal, Progressive Rock (Ayreon ftw)
 * Guild: Officer of [Ni]. Teh pwnsauce.

IG
Separate page ^^'

Other Stuff
Moar separate page.

Userboxes

 * Stolen the err007 one from Talk page of Game Updates, made by Ereanor.
 * The OMGWTFbox I also stole from Talk:Game Updates. Made by Gold Dean.
 * Not Emo box: Donated by Shady.
 * Negi-Emo box:Shamelessy ripped from this place after asking *permission.
 * Stole some userboxes from an old revision of Phydeaux' page.
 * Superglue-stolen the wikierrorminoreditsowpreviewphailing box from Ereanor.
 * The No-Chance-in-Hell userbox was given to me by ProgR.
 * The PvEasy userbox should be clear...
 * The THIS...IS...A REFERENCE! userbox has been made bu User:Glommon.
 * Evil-box by RT. Added cause of my Quake-love. But hey, it's cool to see 5 people jump to one spot, then nuke em with Quad-dmg Rockets :D
 * Lukyboy donated the Angel userbox ^^
 * Steelzored the Emo Clown userbox from Prog :D
 * Sarcasm box from MP47 (made by Ricky) <-- Phailed at adding that ^^'
 * Got the Vistabox from Gimme, after he proposed to steal it :D
 * Stolen the Damn userbox from Prog after he stole the pic off DII Forums.
 * Psychic box is ripped from Isk8, who donated it to me ;)
 * Mingsong was Blind made by Cobalt. <3
 * Cyberwub gurlz box made by someone, presumably.
 * ^jo dudes by Felix (and 80.141.242.204‎ indirectly).
 * Mudbriks box from Glommon, with a few alterations.
 * 1337 damage box by M.mendel.

This one deserves a header
Thanks to Shadow for creating a Template for it :P

Random Links
[http://wiki.guildwars.com/index.php?title=User:Isaiah_Cartwright/About_me&oldid=1019436 This must be the reason for those skill anomalies. Our balancer can't spell and fails at grammar].

Mendel is srs bsns.

Pwned O_o

Yup.

Scary. Pvxness.

Pokemon battles...O_o

There are 852,886 registered users, of which 29 (or 0.00%) have Sysops rights.

So I herd it's ur Burfdai? Add yours!

E3 for Everyone Map, love it:

linking for the sake of it

.

Helloooo, I'm a shark!

[http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html Best... Cursor game... EVER!!!]

My builds (joke&serious ones)

My Trash!

Too Slow!

"IT'S NOT A FREAKING REFERENCE!"

Prwnd

My personal playground for screwing up coding!

Funny stuff. example: someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about me. hm your nickname rhymes with 'wank'  Spacewank! gr... not to do with my NICK well, you said about you :P yes, me. not my nick. I am not my nick. I am me.  if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace" your nick has to do with you not really. GRR USELESS  :D which is almost "spank mice" you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake! I hate you.

Trivia

 * This user seems to be a reference to the Unique item Skin of the Vipermagi (scroll down a bit).


 * Yes, it's a reference.


 * This user needs to look at other stuff too, when editing...


 * This user has 53 RT points.


 * In the period of Sept 21, 2007 and the present time, this user has made over 8,800 edits, and has more than 300 Deleted Contributions.


 * This user is, as of March 2nd, still no way better than you. The difference was that I get red exclamation marks on RC, but Wikia killed them. Burn the witches.


 * This user types wich rather than which.

RT TriviA

 * RT had an account called ZOmg Bananas.
 * RT is awesome.
 * RT has no friends IRL.
 * }