User:Randomtime/Fortunately unfortunately

fortunately unfortunately is a game... basicly someone starts, typing a sentence... then the next person continues by adding a sentence of there own, starting with: Fortunately. Then someone else continues the story, this time starting with unfortunately, it then loops round.

Great! I think...
We'll I'm trying it out to see how it works... so we shall start:

Gameplay
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Jim woke up, he climbed out of bed, it was cold. Fortunately, the sun tapped Jim on the shoulder; embracing him with a loving warmth. Unfortunately, as he stepped onto the floor, he happened to step on his cat, who immediately let out an ear screeching yell, and clawed up his ankle. Fortunately, his ankle did not exist, because of the horrible accident the night before. Unfortunately, Jim was now a cripple and in desperate need of a wheelchair. Fortunately, Someone used dismiss condition on him. Unfortunately, the skill was bugged. Fortunately, as he stumbled downstairs, he smelled bacon. And it was bacon. Unfortunately, Viper was cooking it. Fortunately, the bacon was burnt. Unfortunately, Mallyx was cooking pancakes for Jim, too. Fortunately, there was no redirect Unfortunately, Jim's GW account was banned for selling 250 Ambrace of Truths Fortunately, he emailed support, to plead his innocence, and they actually listened for once. Unfortunately Anet had a rolback after his account was restored. Fortunately, Mandragor Root Cake