Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Quotes
Players still spontaneously spout phrases, but they are different from the ones that normally appear while under the influence:
 * Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pira- *hic!* I shteal things.
 * I'm the king of the pirates!
 * The ship! It's spinning!
 * It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...arghhhh!

Trivia

 * The name of this effect is very likely a reference to the well-known line, "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," from the sea shanty "Dead Man's Chest".