Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Quotes
Players still spontaneously spout phrases, but they are different from the ones that normally appear while under the influence:
 * Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pira- *hic!* I shteal things.
 * I'm the king of the pirates!
 * The ship! It's spinning!
 * It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...arghhhh!
 * Toss me a line! Me ship's a-buckin.
 * Jolly Roger? More like Mildly Amused Roger
 * I'm a pirate and I'm ok. I drink all night and I steal all day.
 * Arr, it's a pirate's life for me!
 * Drink up, me hearties!
 * Where there be grog, there be pirates.
 * Nar, treacherous grog. Not again.
 * I've lost me swabbies
 * Avast ye filthy landlubbers, prepare to be boarded
 * The more we drink, the better we sing
 * Me pants are full of starfish.
 * The whipstaff seems a bit off kilter.

Trivia

 * The name of this effect is very likely a reference to the well-known line, "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," from the sea shanty "Dead Man's Chest".
 * The quote "I'm a pirate and I'm ok. I drink all night and I steal all day," is probably inspired by the lumberjack song from Monty Python.