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You know how sometimes when you poop, it's a blue color? Well ..., I had one of those poops on Friday because I had been eating artificially colored animal crackers. After pinching a couple out, I thought it would be funny to trick my girlfriend. I placed them on the coffee table and told her they were novelty candies. Before I could tell her I was just joking, she took a bite! Well, after a long weekend in the hospital, my girlfriend died of spinal meningitis. God's going to punish me for this one, I just know it.