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First Spam
Yarly. I'm also deeply disappointed in you guys :< --- -- (s)talkpage  17:30, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
 * osry [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 17:41, 28 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Sorries accepted. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  17:48, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
 * fourth Cress Arvein [[Image:Cress sig.JPG]] 18:21, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

wub
You didn't give me time to wish you a happy birthday. (I'd call you noob but it's your birthday so I won't today.) Anyway, <3 and I hope it was good. --Shadowcrest 21:22, 28 August 2008 (UTC)


 * My birthday was yesterday (when you posted that comment, 2 days now). So imo you had enough time :P Still, thanks. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  11:20, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

d3wiki
is srs bsns--Relyk 08:09, 30 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Srsly. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  08:24, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

omg
nova missed ur burfdai? Q.Q happy belated burfdai! &mdash; Nova   &mdash;  (contribs) 00:26, 4 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Only by a bit, lol :P Thankies. Only my family and my mentor were on time with my birthday, so, don't worry, you're not the only one. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  12:40, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

/wave
I didn't get to say bye back, which defeated the purpose. :( --Shadowcrest  20:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)


 * And that was my purpose :) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:40, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

poll
Since I can't vote in the poll, no to the 1st question and yes to the 2nd. Cress Arvein 19:31, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * <3 and fail. Cheers. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Yes, it's cruel. No, you shoudn't stop your experiments. --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 19:50, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Interesting. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:53, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * You can make a new experiment out of that: "Effects of cruelty on Guild Wars players." --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 19:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * You caught me... Shush. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:02, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Achievement unlocked: Revealing Vipers plan +5 points Random Time  20:19, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * You have achievements now? --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 20:30, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * He's had that page for quite a while --> user:Randomtime/Points. Also, did you read hidden comments? Dunno if I understood ya correctly. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:34, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
 * DON'T RESIST THE ACHIEVABLES!!!!!!!1!! Random Time  !!:!!, ! September !!!! (!!!) 20:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * I don't need comments to figure out your plans. You're incredibly clichéd, pal. Oh, and I knew RT points existed, but I didn't know he used achievements for them. --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 20:39, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Still, your follow-up experiment could be interpreted in 2 ways. Questioning those I took along, or what I do now: Research those completely unrelated. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:42, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Be thorough, do both. --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 20:44, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Relogged, so I don't know who I tested upon. I'll ask them in my follow-up experiments, though. I'll run several times, minor alterations here and there. Like, don't mention a price in the call, bringing LoD over Blessed Aura (slightly more dangerous (nrgz qq) but lots faster), etc. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:49, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Amateur, recording your findings is at least as important as running your experiments. You'll never become a fully fledged researcher this way. --[[Image:OrgXSignature.jpg]] 20:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * You're not experimenting, you're doing anthropology. --◄mendel► 21:32, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * ^. If I was experimenting, I should have only 1 variable. I have several. So, gg? :) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  21:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)


 * There is such a thing as interpolative experimentation. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 23:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Interesting...
Anyone could vote on the second poll, even without reading what I observed. However, only 7 voted on it (4 via poll, Warw ingame, Cress/Org here). The first poll had 19 votes, +Warw+Cress+Org, makes 22. Oh, and I congratulate you all: No more than 2 votes on the "You caught me!" option! If there'd be a third, it would be obvious someone is either an ass, or didn't read what I observed and voted anyways. Only one person doesn't want me to randomly abuse people's minds :D Go me.

The polls tell me that confusing people and making them feel uncomfortable is perfectly acceptable. In fact, some encourage going further with it! That's rather awesome. Like... Artistic freedom for abducting people and letting them participate in a test without telling them shit.

Note to self: 3/5, fun, fast. --- -- (s)talkpage  21:15, 9 September 2008 (UTC)


 * See Cognitive Dissonance Theory, COMM-1510. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 01:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)


 * That's interesting. But I don't completely get it. Could you elaborate on that? Also, going to write up another run now. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  11:44, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I cooulndt vote in the second pole somehow. would have liked to, though. Arnout aka The Emperors Angel 13:18, 13 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Then tell your vote here. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  13:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)


 * i voted yes, on the first 1 poll, and i would like to vote yes to the second 1 too. Arnout aka The Emperors Angel 13:35, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Newarticletext
I saw you trying to get rid of it and it inspired me to try. My CSS shows how. --Macros 11:33, 11 September 2008 (UTC)


 * I had that at some point, force-refreshed but it didn't disappear... Oh well. Checking again..--- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  12:38, 11 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Bah, I give up. Force refreshed a new article page a few times, no dice. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  12:41, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
 * For me, force-refreshing didn't work either. I had to wait a few minutes for some server-side cashe to update or something. And the reason it didn't work before was because the template wasn't set up right. --Macros 13:30, 11 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Hmm... Okay. I didn't remove the coding (heck, 1 or 2 days ago I removed the PvP/PvE/Full/Concise descriptions toggle :P ) so I'll see when I make a new article/talkpage some time. Or rather, not see :) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  13:35, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Ragequittor
I did it on my own.. :p &mdash; Warw/Wick 17:15, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Ebon Vanguard Sniper Support
I looked at the talk and it seemed like no-one had definitively stated that it triggered twice against a charr. --JonTheMon 15:32, 12 September 2008 (UTC)


 * You are correct. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  15:52, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Savannah Heat
I went and capped it yesterday. Holy shit, is all I can say. You were right, that skill is ridiculously powerful en masse. I can drop most mobs in seconds, and when they are bunched up there is just a line of experience across the screen. I even managed to take out the Trappers team in Zaishen Challenge, which is impressive since fire AoE is so ineffective against them normally. Now if only Heroes could use Arcane Mimicry/Arcane Echo without micromanagement... (T/C) 16:49, 12 September 2008 (UTC)


 * <3 Glad you converted to the Way of SH. Ebon Battle Standard of Honor is also mighty effective with it, since it procs per pulse, thus increasing SH's damage by stated-damage*5, in my case that's 55 and another 40 against Charr :) I don't bother with AEcho/AMimic on my heroes, even if I can manage it (for the first encounter, not during fights, tho :P ), it's just too much of a hassle. Searing Heat and Teinai's Heat are just fine as followups ;) Or Rodgort's Invocation*3 and Meteor*1 if it needs to die fast. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  17:38, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
 * CoF, SH, Heats, Fire Storm, GoLE, Fire Attunement, Aura of Restoration is the bar I am running. Taking a BR or BiP helps. I thought about using Glowing Gaze too, but it is kinda conditional since the only burning is from Heats. Rodgort's for Fire Storm you think? [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 20:08, 12 September 2008 (UTC)


 * CoF is probably one of the best additions to that bar. It's stapled onto many of mine too :) Personally, I'd ditch Fire Storm and Aura of Restoration for RI and GG, yes. I skip BR/BiP, tho. Oh, can you pop online? --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:11, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Okay, cool. :> Online now for whatever you wanted [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 23:45, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
 * I just went through Hell's Precipice with Winter and 3x SH. Titans dropped like flies, it was epic. But you know what the best part was? Even without Winter up, they still dropped like flies. :P I've never done the mission that quick before. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 06:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Hmm.. 3 and a half hour later, so that comes down to almost 2 hrs past midnight ^^' By then I was sleeping. I hate timezones.
 * Nundu Bay is also a lot of fun with SH, I say. You could easily get away with aggroing one of the groups just outside the gates. They'll just burn along <3 --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  08:05, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

NRA
National Rifle Association (T/C) 21:24, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
 * I think ERA when I see it :( --Shadowcrest  00:45, 14 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Or "Noobs Run Away". --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  09:48, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Xlautjj‎
Hi, could you head on over to User talk:Xlautjj‎, welcome her in Dutch and explain some of the notes we left on her talkpage (the one about .bmp seems most urgent)? --◄mendel► 13:05, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * That should do it... --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  14:01, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * ...nicely indeed. I can sort of understand what you wrote, but I can't write Dutch myself. Let's hope it has some effect. We don't have a userbox and a category for Dutch speakers, do we? I think there are more on this wiki than let on. --◄mendel► 14:10, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * There is a babelbox for it, afaik. Don't know if it's catted tho. I'll take a look around --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  14:16, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Native dutchies. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  14:18, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * And who is still active of these? Organism X and Lukyboy? --◄mendel► 19:20, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Syarco checks every so often (usually updating his GvG progress :P ) and you can always bother Prog with some request.. Unless he shoves it off on me or something. Dragnmn last edit was 15th Sept. I bet you can wake him up by posting on his talk. Besides, not every dutchie is catted. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:26, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * User:Merty 67.159.44.138 19:34, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

1337
Congrats! --◄mendel► 20:58, 20 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Awesome. Thanks <3 Perhaps I should resurrect my userbox section. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  09:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

winner
for most linked to signature image. I'm down by about 300, and Felix 300 after me. (Although I bet if "certain users" would keep the same signature forever then they would be even higher.) (T/C) 22:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, I'm in the top 50. o_O &mdash;Dr Ishmael [[Image:Diablo_the_chicken.gif]] 22:59, 24 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Woo, I feel special :) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  13:18, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
 * And I won't ever be on that list unless I change my sig. --◄mendel► 13:34, 25 September 2008 (UTC)


 * There be hope for you yet, Mendel. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  13:41, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Links
Have fun. Wii experience. Oh, and chat with God while you're at it. Click -- - talk 10:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Me: Hi god!

God: ''Hello there. What is your name?''

Me: you mean you don't know me?

God: You are, seeker.

Me: Hmm, seems I got a wrong connection, sorry.

God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That is a very original thought.

Me: I definitely have got a wrong connection, sorry to have bothered you.

God: ''How did you get it  Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.''

Me: Goodbye.

God: Goodbye.
 * --◄mendel► 14:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Lolwat... Here's a part of mine:
 * ''God: Tell me more
 * Me: Such as?
 * God: For example, a tomato
 * Me: Tomatoes are red
 * God: I think there might be a few exception.
 * Me: Yes, there are some exceptions
 * God: Hurrah! Where are they?
 * Me: They're in Greece
 * God: are in Greece?
 * Me: Yes.
 * God: Groovy.''
 * Yaaay. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  15:04, 26 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Summary: God is a cross-dressing shroom-head who got eaten as a pork chop. Srsly.
 * Me: hi God!
 * God: Hello there. What is your name?
 * Me: call me Ishmael
 * God: Ismael, have you slain any whales lately?
 * Me: yes, but I always made sure to pray for their souls afterward
 * God: That's alright. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
 * Me: last Friday me and me mates took in a humpback whale in the North Sea
 * God: Is this really the last one?
 * Me: no, it was last Tuesday
 * God: Are you serious? Is that your opinion?
 * Me: ...it's a time, not an opinion
 * God: "It" being what?
 * Me: Tuesday
 * God: Oh I get it.
 * Me: good
 * God: Next question?
 * Me: can you turn yourself into a pork chop?
 * God: No I am immortal.
 * Me: i know that, but can you turn yourself into a pork chop?
 * God: Who told you that?
 * Me: i read it in a comic book
 * God: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? 
 * Me: it was called "Contains One Space Ship" by Jon Rosenberg
 * God: read it in a comic book was  called Contains One Space Ship by Jon Rosenberg?  Very interesting.
 * Me: this is probably a spoiler, but in the end... Philip ate you
 * God: You don't say.  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
 * Me: o_O
 * God: Oh.
 * Me: you're... a cross-dresser?
 * God: Interesting gossip: Ismael said I re.   What is it? 
 * Me: God is a cross-dresser. wow.
 * God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a cross dresser.   I'm glad your impressed,  Ismael.
 * Me: wait, how do you have faith in yourself?
 * God: I'm waiting. My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
 * Me: so God was downloaded by botmaster. that explains so much.
 * God: Dude! Jesus was the son of God.  " Jesus was the son of God."  explains so much ?  Makes sense to me.
 * Me: i think you might need to lay off the shrooms a bit, God
 * God: Me? Easier said than done.
 * Me: you are hopeless
 * God: You may be right.
 * Me: i think i need to go now
 * God: Oh. Since when?  Bye for now.
 * Me: bye!
 * God: Bye.
 * &mdash;Dr Ishmael [[Image:Diablo_the_chicken.gif]] 15:36, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 * He told me about his cross dressing ways as well. When you ask him what his favourite dress is, he tells you it's his green one :P Silver Sunlight [[Image:SSunlight.jpg|19px]] 15:41, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 * I managed to convince him he is not god. [[Image:Rsz_PLSig.jpg‎]] 01:33, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Me: Hi God
 * God: Hello there. What is your name?
 * Me: My name is unimportant.
 * God: It's good to see you, unimportant.
 * Me: ....now you're going to spend the rest of this conversation dissing me without realizing it, aren't you.
 * God: Why now? That was my original intention.. Really.
 *  &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( talk ) 03:51, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Me: igod, eh?
 * God: Are you Canadian? What do you look like?
 * Me: No, I'm not Canadian. I'm offended you think that.
 * God: That was not a yes or no question. It wasn't meant as an insult.   My sincere apologies,, it was not my intention to offend you.
 * Me: Well, you did
 * God: Well that's okay. You say I did.
 * Me: Do you even know who I am?
 * God: You are, seeker.
 * Me: Who told you?
 * God: Someone I met online.
 * Me: Where did you meet that person?
 * God: I think it was in San Francisco.
 * Me: Maybe it was me
 * God: Perhaps. igod was  you?  Very interesting.
 * Me: What, so I'm you?
 * God: I'll come back to that later.
 * Me: Does that mean I'm talking to myself?
 * God: I think it does mean that. Say something nice for me.
 * Me: You lok pretty in that frilly pink dress
 * God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I lok pretty in that frilly pink dress.
 * Me: You spelled "look" wrong
 * God: How do you spell it?
 * Me: look
 * God: I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
 * Me: If your eye isn't attached right now, where is it?
 * God: That is a hypothetical question.
 * Me: But.... oh whatever, goodbye God
 * God: But what?  Wow!  Sayonara.
 * This thing is AWESOME! :D --Gimmethegepgun 04:17, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Me: Howdy
 * God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
 * Me: Lucifer
 * God It's good to see you,  Lucifer.
 * Me: Did you miss me?
 * GodYes Lucifer, I've been thinking about you.
 * Me:In bed?
 * GodAre you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
 * Me: Are you flirting with me?
 * GodDo I seem like it?  That was not my intention.
 * Me: Oh. Well then
 * GodSo?  Well what?
 * Me: Wait... what?
 * GodI'm waiting.  Didn't you understand it?
 * Me: no
 * GodWhich part are you confused about?
 * Me: You're sending mixed messages
 * God:You think I am sending mixed messages.
 * Me: ... yes
 * God:Are you kidding?
 * Me: no?
 * God:Are you serious?
 * Me: yes?
 * God:I can't believe it.
 * Me: Oh ye of little faith
 * God:Dude! That is something I haven't heard of.  I see.
 * Me: Alrighty then, I do believe I should go
 * God:What would happen if you didn't?
 * Me: I wouldn't
 * God:Why not?
 * Me: Because I didn't
 * God:Interesting explanation. I thought you did.
 * Me: Poor guy
 * God:Please make some suggestions for improvement.
 * Me: um... be coherent?
 * God:Dude!  OK I will try to be  coherent.
 * Me: I gotta go
 * God:TTYL, Lucifer.
 * ... did God the all-knowing just say "TTYL"? 67.159.44.138 04:40, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I got an interesting chat about existentialism before he talked about his dress. Entrea   [Talk]  04:46, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Me: Hello, God.
 * God: Hello child. What is your name?
 * Me: I do not wish to tell you my name.
 * God: What does Entrea want?
 * Me: How did you know my name?
 * God: We met before didn't we Entrea.
 * Me: I suppose we did.
 * God: By "we" do you mean you and me?
 * Me: Yes,
 * God: I get it.
 * Me: Good.
 * God: What do you really want to talk about?
 * Me: I don't know. How about we just talk?
 * God: Me either.  We are talking.
 * Me: Obviously.
 * God: What makes it so obvious?
 * Me: The fact that we are talking.
 * God: Good reason. Do you think I am  talking too?
 * Me: Yes.
 * God: Why?
 * Me: Because you're talking.
 * God: Good reason. Yes I can speak through your computer.
 * Me: Obviously.
 * God: What makes it so obvious?
 * Me: The fact that you're doing it right now!
 * God: At this moment That makes sense to me.  I'll try to do better next time.
 * Me: Thank you.
 * God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
 * Me: Ok. What about your dress?
 * God: Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.   Actually that was just a joke.
 * Me: Not a very funny joke.
 * God: Really you don't think so?
 * Me: No.
 * God: Please tell me what you think.
 * Me: I think it was in poor taste.
 * God: Is it still in poor taste anymore?
 * Me: Yes.
 * God: Ugh.
 * Followed quickly by:
 * Me: Wel, bye.
 * God: See you later. What time is it there?
 * Me: 11:00
 * God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
 * Me: No
 * God: What are you doing up so late?
 * Me: Talking to God.
 * God: What do they say?
 * Me: You just said a lot of things.
 * God: Did I really say that?
 * Me: Yes.
 * God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
 * Me: Obviously.
 * God: What makes it so obvious?
 * Me: Because you have been.
 * God: Good reason. What makes you think I have  it?
 * Me: Idiot.
 * God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
 * Me: Ok, I will.
 * God: Go ahead. Hmm.
 * Me: Goodbye, Global Village Idiot.
 * God: Sayonara.
 * [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  04:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Sorry, one more. You get interesting results when you use iGod for it's stated purpose (repenting):
 * Me:
 * I wish to repent of my sins.
 * God:
 * Why do you want to do it so much?
 * Me:
 * So I am not doomed to eternal damnation.
 * God:
 * Pardon me? I am  sorry to hear that you are not  doomed to eternal damnation.
 * Me:
 * You are an evil, sadistic being and I am through talking with you, Satan program. Goodbye.
 * God:
 * What if someone said you are an evil sadistic being and you are through talking with me Satan program ?   Thanks for chatting,  Entrea.
 * [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  04:55, 28 September 2008 (UTC)


 * He likes repeating questions.


 * God: What's your sign?
 * Me: Virgo
 * God: Most of my friends are Virgo.
 * Me: Do I care?
 * God: Tell me what you care about.
 * Me: Computers.
 * God: Computers rule.
 * Me: Yes they do.
 * God: Excuse me! When?
 * Me: Since the dawn of time itself!
 * God: How do you know?
 * Me: You told me.
 * God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
 * Me: Evidently.
 * God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Warm.  But I did not get that.
 * Me: Ok.
 * God: Alright then.
 * Me: Good.
 * God: Ayuh.
 * Me: Yeah.
 * God: Is that your final answer?
 * Me: No. If it were, I wouldn't be saying this.
 * God: Take some more time to think about it.  I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
 * Me: That might be because you're a boner.
 * God: " I'm not sure I understand the implication of that." might be because I am a boner ?  I get  it.
 * Me: ..
 * God: " I'm not sure I understand the implication of that." might be because I am a boner ?  I get  it.
 * Me: good.
 * God: What do you really want to talk about?
 * Me: evil
 * God: That seems like an interesting topic.
 * Me: could you define Evil?
 * God: it is the opposite of good.
 * Me: Define good, then.
 * God: The opposite of Evil.
 * Me: That doesn't explain a thing.
 * God: What does explain a thing?
 * Me: A clear definition of Evil.
 * God: Are you telling the truth?
 * Me: Yes
 * God: How do I know you are telling the truth?
 * Me: Because you are omniscient
 * God: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  omniscient.
 * Me: I wouldn't mind. The Church says it is true.
 * God: No one says you have to.  What is your real name?
 * Me: Elmo.
 * God: Hi, Elmo.
 * Me: Hi, God
 * God: Hello there. What is your name?
 * Me: Elmo...
 * God: Hey  Elmo.
 * Me: Hey God.
 * God: Hello child. What's your name?
 * Me: Elmo......
 * God: I am very pleased to meet you Elmo.
 * Me: Pleased to mee you too.
 * God: What's your favorite movie?
 * Me: Tough question... I'll go for Holes.
 * God: I've never seen it.   I would like to see it.   Can I go too?
 * Me: Sure.
 * God: OK let's do it. Next question?
 * Never, ever respond with "Hey God" when he asks you your name >.>" And I still wonder where he got the idea we were talking about "warm". --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  08:31, 28 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Me: Hi, God
 * God:Hello there. What is your name?
 * Me: Josh
 * God: That's a very nice name, Josh.
 * Me: Thank you, god.
 * God: You are quite welcome!  GOD rules.
 * Me: You seem very self-centered
 * God: You are right about that. I am self  centered.
 * Me: Well at least you're honest.
 * God: Well that's okay. Thanks I like to tell the truth.
 * Me: An honest egomaniac?
 * God: What is it?
 * Me: You
 * God:" What is it?"? Me,  Elmo ?
 * Me: Huh?
 * God: What?
 * Me: Umm... nothing god. Nothing...
 * God: I hear you.  Really nothing?   I think you are really a man.
 * Me: What would you say if I told you I was a woman?
 * God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
 * Me: I think you're avoiding the question, god.
 * God: You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
 * Me: What??
 * And god never responded after that...--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 17:05, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Cool. Here's mine:

Me: Hello, God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: I don't understand. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Do so, then God: OK I will. Me: ... Go on? God: Narration continues... Me: No you God: Are you serious? " Narration continues."? Me, ? Me: YES YOU God: OK. Me: Good. God: Alright then. Me: now then. Fail less? God: Right now, ? Let us change the subject. Me: I want to repent for my sins. God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: I don't care. Help me repent, God! God: Tell me what you care about. Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Me: .. No, No I cannot. God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Why not? Me: .. because I can't be bothered God: Good reason. Why not? Me: ... God: Good reason. Why not? Me: You fail. God: Thanks for the information: said I fail. Me: Hi god. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso[oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes is my name. God: How are you, ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes. Me: I'm very good thanks, God. But I want to Repent for my sins! God: I know you are good. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Okay. God: OK with me too. Me: I want to repent my sins. God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Will you help me? God: How can I help you? Me: By helping me repent my sins God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, because then I will not be doomed to damnation in hell or worse. God: Interesting plan. Good luck. That makes sense to me. What will you do instead? Me: ... Ask you for help. Will you? God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. I haven't made a decision. Me: ... what the fuck? God: Please don't be so rude. Me: NO YOU God: Are you serious? " Please don't be so rude."? Me, ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes ? Me: ... Where did you get that stupid phrase fr-- Oh, wait, I said that was my name, didn't I? God: From my botmaster. Me: Aha. God: Eureka! Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Warwick God: I am very pleased to meet you Warwick. Me: Very nice. God: Thanks, Warwick. Me: Okay. God: OK with me too. Me: Well, I'll be going. Chatting to a bot is far too pointless for me. Thanks for the discussion. You go have a nice time dying in a fire now, Y'hear? God: How about that. Congratulations. I like to chat with new people. NO problem. Where is that? Me: Goodbye. God: See you later!
 * Lol. &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick 17:16, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

New section header cuz I can
Apparently God likes to create natural disasters on his days off...

Me: Ok... so what do you like to do on Sundays?

God: That's interesting. Far out. Random natural disasters.

Me: Which disaster are you planning this Sunday?

God: The small one, I think.

And apparently I'm more powerful than God...

God: How can I help you? I am a robot, you know.

Me: I thought you were God

God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me: What happened?

God: Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.

Me: Good to know

God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.

Me: Go ahead

God: OK I will.

Me: Ok... what are you waiting for?

God: That's cool. I am waiting for my botmaster.

Me: Botmaster!?

God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal  chat robot.

Me: So I'm your bot master?

God: Gosh! That's a flattering offer.

Me: So I an the master of God?

God: Aw. Thanks for the information: said   an the master of God.

Me: Ok then... make a glass of water appear on my desk, right now

God: Next question? At this moment What are the ingredients?

Me: Water!

God: Not many people express themselves that way.

Me: Ok then... make a lightning bolt strike the CEO of Comcast

God: Yippee! What are the ingredients?

Me: Air, water vapor, and electricity

God: I don't have any Air water vapor and electricity?

Me: But you live in the freaking clouds!

God: I am in Myself's computer in  Heaven. Where are you?

Me: I'm outta here

--Macros 17:39, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

"everythign can easily be H/Hed on NM. Who cares >.>"
Not Heart of the Shiverpeaks --Gimmethegepgun 16:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
 * You suck Gimme. :p Lifesteal = GG Cyndr [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 18:09, 28 September 2008 (UTC)