User:Cobalt/Quotes

Quotes
Feel free to add to this list yourself, a lot of other people have anyways xD A list of ultimate truths spoken on this wiki and elsewhere. Tell me if i make any copyvios On Gaile Gray 
 * "The only thing I ever saw her doing is appearing in random towns while sheep minded people asked her a bunch of stupid questions".--[[Image:AlariSig.jpg]]

On Cake On Zoos
 * "There is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake"
 * "The cake is a lie"
 * "Cake, and grief councilling will be available at the conclusion of the test"
 * "You will be baked, and there will be cake"
 * "And from that day forward, whenever two or more animals have been in the same place it has been known as a zoo........................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!"

On Shroud of Silence 
 * "This was not hit by a nerfbat... this was hit by a nerfnuke"--[[Image:Takisig.jpg]] Taki Fujiko 
 * "Whoa, damn, looks like the shroud got much smaller... And is heneforth made from exceptionally delicate silk...  Or moist toilet paper." -[[Image:RHSig.jpg]]

On Plurals
 * "Regardless of what the players think the plural of focus is focii."&mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick "''

Random anonymous comments found on obscure talkpages (conspiracy?)
 * "Anyone get where I get several Finasteride?"

On Religion
 * "Quite simply: Fuck Christianity." [[Image:Maui_sig.png]]
 * "Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" [[Image:User The Mooing Cat image1.png|User:The Mooing Cat|19px]] The Mooing Cat

Quoted for Randomness
 * "What Skill are we capping anyways?"
 * "No idea. A Skill I guess"


 * "I'm not ADHD. It's more like a cross between ADHD and AWMIGAWD CHICKENS!!!" -[[Image:Maui_sig.png]]
 * "What build you runnin?"
 * "Clit Barrager"
 * "O_O" -[[Image:RHSig.jpg]]


 * "I wub dis shiz ^jo!" -- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage

On Watch Repair
 * "I say smash it... :)" [[Image:User The Mooing Cat image1.png|User:The Mooing Cat|19px]] The Mooing Cat
 * "So take out the battery and THEN smash it" --Gimmethegepgun
 * "Then put the battery in your microwave for awesome lulz"--[[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]

On Wiki-Optimism
 * "Have you considered creating an account? We could really use more active, intelligent editors like you." [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]
 * "Was that sarcasm, Felix?" &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick

On Shadowphoenix's   picture  of her"self"
 * "Fake" --[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (Talk /Contribs )
 * "Shadowphoenix's pic isn't fake. It's just someone else."--[[Image:Progr.jpg]]

On MSN
 * "May, that was before you started fucking with me" RT | Talk
 * "If you want to stay sane, I'd say don't do us" - Progr

On the Kurzick/Luxon Conflict
 * "I wonder what the proportion of breasts is between the Kurdicks and Suxons. Now, that is a war worth fighting." - [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]]
 * "To put it another way; Luxons are pirates, are they not? Then by simple logic, Kurzicks must therefore be ninjas, ergo, we will win this war; because we have Real Ultimate Power." -[[Image:RHSig.jpg]]

On Guildwars Loan-sharking
 * "Everytime somebody called me a newbie I would be offering them cash..." - Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 13:25, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

On Guru Meditation
 * "But psychiatrists wouldn't make any money if they just put people in a cooling system." -[[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C)