User:Yaki/AB Discussion

Discussion with an enemy Dervish in Etnaran Keys: ''After discovering my team consists of no less than 2 leechers I head out to the Elite Warrior Shrine with a friendly Elementalist. After a succesful capture we head up to the Resurrection Shrine, where I first encounter this dagger-wielding Dervish/Assassin. He has had the luck to find a team with one of those anti-melee-Blinding-Flash->Enervating-Charge-elementalists. A Weakened and Blinded Dervish heavily relying on Mystic Vigor (me) doesn't have much of a chance against a bunch of seven people - even an Avatar of Balthazar -> Stoneflesh Aura -> Mystic Regeneration-combo can't resist the pressure. The enemy Dervish continualy uses his Golden Fox Strike -> Wild Strike -> Death Blossom-combo under Avatar of Lyss- no, he's not that smart - under Avatar of Balthazar. When I'm down to 1/4 health (thanks to the Air-Elementalist) he appearently gets sick and tired of watching those yellow -0's pop up after his attacks and instead turn to typing:'' After getting finished off by the Elementalist's Lightning Hammer, I take my time to answer: ''We meet again by the Elite Warrior Shrine after my resurrection. Two Dervishes under Avatar of Balthazar can't do each other mush harm if both have any kind of self heal. After getting too near the Kurzick-controlled Elite Warrior Shrine, he turns around and runs away to find that anti-melee-Blinding-Flash->Enervating-Charge-elementalist again while shouting back to his persuer:'' ''Suprisingly, he finds his anti-melee-Blinding-Flash->Enervating-Charge-elementalist (along with 5 other Luxons) by the Melee Defense Point not too far away. Now it's my turn to run, I make my way to the Resurrection Shrine, followed by the whole group. Again weakened and blinded by the Elementalist, I retreat to the Seaside Attack Point. The enemy group now splits and the Enemy Dervish dares to leave his Elementalist pal. Let's say that was a bad idea. Three minutes later I have played the Violin sadly by his corpse four times.'' We didn't get any answers.
 * {Unknown Team Mate no 1} (All): let's go kill some luxons
 * [Yaki Equazeval] (All): Kill some Luxons? You mean... end their lives? What a terrible idea! I'm here to smell the flowers. Do you actually kill stuff here?
 * {Enemy Dervish} (All): wow derv your a bad ass
 * [Yaki Equazeval] (All): Wow ... You can correctly spell six words in a row... Surprising... No, wait, is there anything named "derv"? I knew it was too good to be true.
 * [Yaki Equazeval] (All): And by the way, there's a difference between "your" and "you're".
 * {Enemy Dervish} (All): cheater
 * [Yaki Equazeval] (All): Can you spell to Flee too?
 * {Enemy Dervish} (All): bhaahhhhahhhha
 * {Unknown Team Mate no 2} (All): how many times is that now ?
 * [Yaki Equazeval] (All): Who's a... bad ass... now?