User:Zerris17087

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If you wish to borrow a user box that I personally created, please make the request on my Talk Page. If you ask nicely, I'll probably give it to you. --Zerris

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Zarai is 1337! April Fools!

Current Challenge
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About Me

 * I have won in The Hall of Heroes 9 times, but have never gotten anything of value.


 * I started played Guild Wars some time around the November Beta Weekend Event.


 * I regularly play every profession and type of gameplay in Guild Wars, with the sole exception of GvG, as I have never been in a primarily PvP Guild.


 * I like to take screenshots, and have started displaying some of them here.


 * I was part of a very friendly group of Alliances under the banner of ULGG. They helped me out a lot, and I give many thanks to all of them.


 * I would like to thank Jioruji Derako.> for my current Signature.

Also, try out the Puzzles I've posted below. All answers will be obvious when found. Rules and hints not included. Solve at your own risk. And if you look carefully, there is an additional puzzle hidden in this page itself.

My Puzzles:

 * Crossword


 * Chess


 * Set


 * Jumble


 * Guild Wars


 * Number

My Builds
W/Me Enduring Visage UW Solo (Good)

E/A Incendiary Spiker (Great)

Me/E Fast Casting Nuker (Good)

Me/E Fast Cast SF Nuker (Untested)

Me/any Mesmerizing Thief (Untested)

W/P Flourishing Spearchucker (Unfavored)

Team - Infuriating IWAY



Me/Mo Damageless Killer

1337 Me/Mo Echo Mender (Joke)

Build Archives (with credits):
 * W/Me Enduring Visage UW Solo
 * E/A Incendiary Spiker
 * Rt/R Nightmare Marksman
 * P/W Party Support

Characters
Account 1:

Zerris The Beloved Mo/N 20 (with minipet Fungei, sister of Fungie)

3,300,000 exp

My oldest character, nearly two years old by now. Used for soloing UW, DoA, anywhere in the Crystal Desert. Also plays Healer/Prot-er in DoA, Tombs, FoW, And anywhere else a Monk is needed. Occasionally plays in RA. Has Obsidian Pants and a full set of 15k Tattoos and 15k Judge's Armor. Has killed Mallyx.

Zarai The Destroyer E/Mo 20 (with minipet Piggy)

1,900,000 exp

My youngest character, and a general Searing Flames nuker who likes to do anything and everything. Does some RA with my own build. Plays around in UW, FoW, The Deep, Urgoz Warren, DoA, and anywhere else people need things blown up. Currently working on being the most expensive looking Elementalist in history. Wears full Obsidian Armor and uses perfectly modded Tormented Fire Staff. Also has a Sweet Tooth and is a Vanquishing Lightbringer. Has killed Mallyx and Vanquished all of Istan.

Minions Are Cute N/Me 20 (with minipet Fungie, brother of Fungei)

1,100,000 exp

All purpose Necromancer, mainly does SS Nuking in UW and The Deep. Also plays BiP in Tombs, The Deep, Urgoz, FoW, and DoA. Can also solo the Domain of Anguish. Lastly, plays his namesake in missions and Tombs. Has Ancient Armor. Likes to name his Flesh Golems "Morty" and "Mortimer".

Cute And Innocent A/R 20 (with pet Dire Tiger lvl 20 Hobbes and minipet Furball)

810,000 exp

Was used for Chest Running in FoW, Raisu Palace, and Nahpui Quarter before the Chest update. Plays B/P when needed for actual missions and quests. Still hates the Sharpen Daggers nerf. Has 99.3% explored in Cantha. Wears (and is currently the character pictured for) 15k Exotic Armor. Do not hug, on pain of stabbity stabbity.

Arwenamin Ita'istar Me/E 20 or "My Lady Illusionist" in Elven (with minipet Morty)

580,000 exp

Mainly acts like an Elementalist when my real Ele is off busy elsewhere. Also did (at one point) run Droknars. Has a set of 15k Virtuoso's Armor and 15k Enchanter's Armor. Likes FoW and setting innocent Ettins on fire.

Zerris The Reaper D/Mo 20 (with minipet Varesh)

590,000 exp

General Dervish who goes around knocking people's heads off with her scythe. Has access to DoA, though she doesn't do much. Mainly just a test to see how Dervishes worked out. Plans to be able to run Droknar's some day. Also runs a 130hp build.

Zarai Tagachi Rt/? 20 (with minipet Shelly)

560,000 exp

The sister of Shiro, she killed him in a failed attempt to take over the world for herself. Mainly used for Spirit Spamming. Less played since the spirit update. Currently sits in Urgoz Warren waiting for something interesting to happen, like an experienced Trapper Team. Wears 15k Exotic Armor.

Zarai the Angelic P/R 20 (with pet lvl 6 Lion and minipet Temple Guardian)

220,000 exp

Was abandoned for a long time due to overzealous Paragon Nerfs by ArenaNet. Is cautiously popping her head up again, to see if there are any Nerfbats near. Wears Vabbian Armor with Sunspear Chest. Happens to have a Green spear and Green shield thoughtfully donated by my Monk and Elementalist, respectively.

Too Cute To Die ?/? 20

140,000 exp (level 20)

My PvP character, mainly used in RA and HA. Occasionally guests with other guilds for GvG. 815,000 Faction, 1,023 Fame, 55 Gladiator Points, 2,690 Gamer Points, 55 Victory Points, Lucky, Unlucky, UAX.

Account 2:

The Queen Of Shadow W/Me 20 (with minipet Chomper)

1,800,000 exp

Warrior with 15k Gladiator's Armor mainly used for FoW solo farming or UW solo farming, with my own build. Also does some Chest Running. Was used to run Droknars, before the update. Has Shields worth a minor fortune.

Ayashe Kiwidinok R/Rt 20 or "Little One of the Wind" in Cheyenne (with pet Dire Warthog lvl 20 Oink and minipet Oink Jr.)

660,000 exp

Ranger with 15k Druid's Armor mainly used for Tombs runs and Urgoz Farming (as either Trapper or B/P). Can Solo-Trap the Underworld. Also has Bows worth a minor fortune.

Daisuke Eien Me/Mo 20 (with minipet Juggernaut)

230,000 exp

My newest character, Daisuke was created to journey through Elona again, from the very begining. Currently uses a Milefaun's Staff lent by Arwenamin Ita'istar and a Forgotten Fire Staff lent by Minions Are Cute. Wears Sunspear Armor dyed Green-Green-Blue-Silver. Tends to travel in the company of Akimiya Kadaaj, a Dervish.

Zarai The Beautiful E/Me 20 (with minipet Hydra)

170,000 exp

This girl dropped her first set of armor in front of Instructor Ng and never looked back, nor has she ever wielded a weapon or focus. Built to see if the challenge of a "Naked Mage" could be re-created in Guild Wars. Since she has access to the Ring of Fire Islands and has capped multiple Elites, the answer is yes, although the x2.8 Damage can get old real fast.

Zerris The Young N 12 (with pet Playful Bear lvl 12 Fuzzy Wuzzy)

58,000 exp

Pre-Searing only Necro used to help others. Enjoys killing Charr across the wall. Eventually going for the title Defender of Ascalon.

 Mules: 

Zerris The Mule Me/Mo 20

Currently holds nothing, thanks to the increased Storage. Actually lived long enough to get a Birthday Present. Will probably be kept around, if for that reason alone.

Zerris The Pre Mule W 1

Holds stuff for Zerris The Young since there is no Pre Searing Storage.

Pig Farmer Zerris R 20

Holds 16 Miniature Pigs in the hope that they will eventually be worth a lot. May start a farm. Still looking for chickens. Donations (in the form of lonely Pigs) are welcome.

Goals
This is a list of my goals, completed or not. Will update occasionally.


 * Unlock Stuff.


 * Unlock all Prophecies Skills.
 * Unlock all Factions Skills.
 * Unlock all Nightfall Skills.
 * Unlock all Runes.
 * Unlock all Upgrades.
 * Unlock all Heroes.


 * Beat The Game(s).


 * Beat Nightfall.
 * Beat Nightfall with my Dervish.
 * Beat Nightfall with my Elementalist.
 * Beat Nightfall with my Monk.
 * Beat Nightfall with my Necromancer.
 * Beat Nightfall with my Paragon.


 * Look Good.


 * Get Pretty Armor.
 * Get my Assassin 15k Exotic Armor.
 * Get my Dervish Obsidian Armor.
 * Get my Elementalist Obsidian Armor.
 * Get my Mesmer 15k Enchanter's Armor or 15k Virtuoso's Armor.
 * Get my Monk Obsidian Armor or 8k Tattoos.
 * Get my Necromancer 10k Ancient Armor.
 * Get my Paragon Vabbian Armor.
 * Get my Ranger 15k Druid's Armor.
 * Get my Ritualist 15k Exotic Armor.
 * Get my Warrior 15k Gladiator's Armor.


 * Get Pretty Weapons
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Assassin.
 * Get the Stygian Daggers.
 * Get Shiro's Blades.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Dervish.
 * Get the Eyes of the Forgotten.
 * Get the Scythe of Corruption.
 * Get Mallyx's Savagery.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Elementalist.
 * Get a Rare Skinned Air Staff.
 * Get a Rare Skinned Fire Staff.
 * Get a Rare Skinned Water Staff.
 * Get a Tormented Fire Staff.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Mesmer.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Monk.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Necromancer.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Paragon.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Ranger.
 * Get a Perfect Stormbow.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Ritualist.
 * Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Warrior.
 * Get a Perfect Chaos Axe.
 * Get a Perfect Eternal Shield.


 * Find Hidden Treasures.


 * Get Good Titles.


 * Get a high Hero Rank.
 * Get Rank 3.
 * Get Rank 6.
 * Get Rank 9.


 * Get a high Gladiator Rank.
 * Get Rank 1.
 * Get Rank 2.
 * Get Rank 3.


 * Get a high Skillz Rank.
 * Get Rank 1.
 * Get Rank 2.
 * Get Rank 3.
 * Get Rank 4.
 * Get Rank 5.
 * Get Rank 6.
 * Get Rank 7.


 * Get Kind of a Big Deal.

Ideas


Suggested New Pages:


 * [[Image:Junundu Dance.gif]]


 * Cities of Ascalon Grim Cesta (the -50 one)


 * Hall of Heroes chest

Suggested Additions to Guild Wars:


 * A year round way to access all Holiday Minigames (Rollerbeetle Racing, Snowball Arena, Dragon Arena, Dragon Nest), possibly at a cost. And of course, without Gamer Points.


 * A ban on Rolling Dice or playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in Hero Battles.

Good Free Games
Also known as "Hey! I got on the computer 10 hours ago and I still haven't done anything! I hate you, Zerris!"

Games are roughly ranked in order of quality, from highest to lowest in each category. No guarantees can be made, however, to the entertainment and/or fun one may or may not receive when playing any of the games listed below. Game at your own risk. -- Z

Rating System (My Biased Opinions)

Downloadable

 * Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates


 * Fly For Fun (Download Here)


 * Scions of Fate (Download Here)


 * Tales of Pirates (Download Here)


 * Deadly Rooms of Death (Download Here)


 * Rogue (Download "Rogue 1.1 by Jon Lane (DOS) - rogue1_1.zip (Mr. Mctesq was here)")

Online
Top Ten Games


 * Fancy Pants Adventure 2 88
 * Ouverture Facile 88
 * Bubble Trouble 88
 * Fishy 85
 * Amberial 84
 * Cyborg 84
 * Alchemy 81
 * Tomb Chess 81
 * Vertigo 81
 * Momentum Missile Mayhem 2 79

Addicting Games


 * Fishy 8 - 9 - 10


 * Alchemy 8 - 8 - 9


 * Momentum Missile Mayhem 2 8 - 8 - 7


 * Raft Wars 8 - 8 - 6


 * N 8 - 8 - 6


 * Five Differences 8 - 8 - 5


 * Telepath RPG 2 8 - 8 - 4


 * Pinch Hitter 2 8 - 6 - 7


 * Cat With Bow Golf 7 - 9 - 6


 * Fireflies 7 - 9 - 6


 * Smokin Barrels 7 - 8 - 6


 * Quickling 7 - 8 - 5


 * Spin the Black Circle 7 - 8 - 5


 * Territory War 7 - 7 - 7


 * Treasure of Cutlass Reef 7 - 8 - 3


 * Luncheon of the Dead 7 - 8 - 2


 * 3D Billiards 7 - 6 - 9


 * Blob Wars 7 - 6 - 8


 * Mini Putt 7 - 4 - 6


 * Curveball 7 - 2 - 9


 * Orb Avoidance 6 - 8 - 7


 * Base Jumping 6 - 8 - 7


 * Portal 6 - 8 - 4


 * Gladiator: Castle Wars 6 - 7 - 4

Armor Games


 * Fancy Pants Adventure 2 9 - 9 - 7


 * Shift 2 8 - 8 - 7


 * Shift 8 - 8 - 5


 * Sonny 8 - 7 - 5


 * Age of War 7 - 7 - 6


 * Fancy Pants Adventure 7 - 7 - 5


 * Contour 7 - 7 - 5


 * Prince of War 7 - 5 - 4

Free Arcade


 * Vertigo 8 - 9 - 6


 * Tower Blaster 7 - 10 - 7


 * Soccer 7 - 8 - 8


 * Fill It 7 - 8 - 7


 * Pixie 7 - 8 - 7


 * Blockade Buster 8 - 4 - 7

Pop Cap (Play Free at the bottom of each page)


 * Rocket Mania 8 - 8 - 7


 * Insane Aquarium 8 - 7 - 6


 * Mummy Maze 7 - 8 - 8


 * Seven Seas 7 - 8 - 5

Hallpass


 * Amberial 9 - 8 - 6


 * Brain Bones 7 - 8 - 9


 * Japanese Jello 6 - 10 - 8

UGO Player


 * Infect, Evolve, Repeat 7 - 8 - 6


 * Santa Launch 7 - 7 - 6


 * Book of Mages: The Chaotic Period 6 - 7 - 5

Free World Group


 * Cyborg 9 - 8 - 6


 * Tomb Chess 8 - 9 - 8

Miniclip


 * Bubble Trouble 9 - 9 - 7


 * Smashing 8 - 7 - 8

Java Game Play


 * Lunar Invaders 8 - 6 - 7


 * Alien Invasion 7 - 7 - 7

Free Rice


 * Free Rice 7 - 9 - 8

Logic/Puzzle Games

 * Ouverture Facile 10 - 9 - 1


 * Blockslide 2 8 - 8 - 2


 * Click Drag Type 8 - 8 - 1


 * Bloxors 7 - 8 - 4


 * Bridges 7 - 7 - 6


 * PLANned 7 - 8 - 2


 * Sparks: Recharged 6 - 8 - 6


 * Sparks 6 - 8 - 5


 * Orbalicious 6 - 7 - 7


 * Dots 7 - 4 - 8

Good Commercial Games

 * Guild Wars (duhhhh....)


 * Star Wars:KotOR


 * Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast


 * Baldur's Gate (and sequels)


 * The Elder Scrolls


 * Diablo (and sequels)


 * Age of Empires (and sequels)


 * Driver


 * Rogue

Good Comics
I have read every full archive (or all available books) and stay up to date on every comic listed here. Seriously.

Online

 * xkcd


 * Errant Story


 * Ctrl+Alt+Del


 * Wayfarer's Moon


 * Megatokyo


 * Zap


 * The Order of the Stick


 * Wigu


 * 8-Bit Theatre


 * Looking For Group


 * Sorcery 101

Commercial

 * Calvin and Hobbes


 * Foxtrot


 * Dilbert


 * Tintin


 * Get Fuzzy


 * Peanuts


 * The Wizard of Id


 * B.C.


 * Asterix


 * Mister Boffo


 * Rose Is Rose


 * The Far Side


 * Bloom County


 * Spy vs. Spy


 * Heathcliff


 * Garfield


 * For Better or For Worse

Graphic Novels

 * Batman: The Dark Knight Returns


 * Watchmen


 * V for Vendetta


 * Judgment Day


 * Captain Britain


 * Promethea


 * Top 10


 * Supreme


 * The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


 * Halo Jones


 * Terra Obscura


 * Tom Strong

Movies
Guild Wars


 * Fire of Spirit and The Kryta Bomber (Heeding The Call)
 * Club Elona
 * The Kryta Bomber (Boom! Shake the Room)

Political


 * Yes We Can
 * Mike Gravel

Humor
 * Medieval Help Desk
 * Dancing Bloopers
 * Listen to your Parents

Cats
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For My Convenience...

 * Archons Ascendant


 * Attribute point spending


 * Category:Needs SoC confirmation


 * Category:Skill type quick references


 * Debts


 * Deletion log


 * Fun


 * Gaile News


 * Misspellings


 * GWG Price Checking


 * My Personal Build-Designing Box


 * My Personal Sandbox


 * Quote Humor


 * Unfavored Skills