User:Gigathrash

As of this point ALL pictures are FINAL. anyone found entering a new picture will be instantly dqed. All contestants have 4 days to post a reply to the following question: If you could spread GW to the world, how would you use it to improve the world as a whole?

[[Image:Maui_sig.png]]

 * Option one: if I spread Guild Wars to the world, I would firstly divide them into the Kurzicks and the Luxons. The Western Hemisphere would be the denizens of the Stone Forest, and the Eastern Hemisphere would be the inhabitants of the Jade Sea.  I would then assign each human their class and their weaponry.  The Assassins would be given two butcher knives apiece; the Paragons would be assigned javelins and shields; the Dervishes would be offered war-glaives, as scythes are quite silly.  The Ritualists would each get a large clay urn full of flour, and a match; the Rangers could have their choice of a bow and quiver of arrows, or a vicious Doberman.  The Warriors would enjoy sledgehammers.  The Mesmers would have mind-altering drugs.  The Necromancers are allowed two doped-up hobos each.  The Elementalists get a carbomb; the Monks have painkillers and medical training.  The world would then embark upon a ruthless, terrifying Alliance Battle that would last until every idiot was lying in a terrible, mutilated heap on the ground and wondering with their dying breath why they weren't respawning.  The survivors (including myself, naturally) would take great joy in the demise of the nubs and the morons, and we would prepare for the Second Coming of Christ Guild Wars, and begin cosmetic surgery and selective breeding so that the Charr, the Sylvari, and Asura and the Norn are viable race options.  Option two, I nuke the **** out of everything and call it an homage to Izzy.  And that's how I'd bring Guild Wars to the world.  I hate you all.

&mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png|Hello]] Warw/Wick
Oh crap, a speech? Today? I thought it was next week.. Ugh.. Alright, put my coffee on. If I win this pageant and spread guilds wars to the world.. if I spread Guild Wars to the world, I would firstly divide them into the Kurzicks and the Luxons. The Western Hemisphere would be the denizens of the Stone Forest, and the Eastern Hemisphere would be the inhabitants of the Jade Sea. I would then assign each human their class and their weaponry. The Assassins would be given two butcher knives apiece; the Paragons would be assigned javelins and shields; the Dervishes would be offered war-glaives, as scythes are quite silly. The Ritualists would each get a large clay urn full of flour, and a match; the Rangers could have their choice of a bow and quiver of arrows, or a vicious Doberman. The Warriors would enjoy sledgehammers. The Mesmers would have mind-altering drugs. The Necromancers are allowed two doped-up hobos each. The Elementalists get a carbomb; the Monks have painkillers and medical training. The world would then embark upon a ruthless, terrifying Alliance Battle that would last until every idiot was lying in a terrible, mutilated heap on the ground and wondering with their dying breath why they weren't respawning. The survivors (including myself, naturally) would take great joy in the demise of the nubs and the morons, and we would prepare for the Second Coming of Christ Guild Wars, and begin cosmetic surgery and selective breeding so that the Charr, the Sylvari, and Asura and the Norn are viable race options. Option two, I nuke the **** out of everything and call it an homage to Izzy. And that's how I'd bring Guild Wars to the world. I hate you all. No, seriously, I do. :D. And now then, erm.. Vote for me! I'm teh bestest thief around here! &mdash; Warw/Wick 06:29, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Shadowphoenix

 * lj3iNxZ8Dww *sniff* and world peace

[[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor

 * If I could spread GW to the world, I wouldn't. Because once everyone is playing Guild Wars, whenever they have a question about the game, the in-game help will lead them to GWW, so nobody will ever come to GuildWiki and I'll have no one to share my Maui's boobs lust with.

Felix Omni

 * I would replace all forms of diplomatic conduct with Random Arenas and force representatives from all countries to play. Naturally I would select their builds very carefully.

United States

 * Naturally, the US would lead a pre-emptive strike against the opponent's spellcasters, targeting elementalists first because they might have nukes. The United States does not need a Res Sig; if you die, it's because you were wrong in the first place.

Canada

 * Massive and easily ignored. Hydroelectric power equals good energy management.

Russia

 * PvE-only skill? In Soviet Russia, environment plays against you!

Mexico

 * Usted no debe necesitar una descripción para que esto sea divertida.

Italy

 * Italy is awesome. Stfu.

--[[image:GEO-logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^

 * Writing essays now are we? Well, let's see what I can muster up. Spreading GW to the world... a strange concept if you think about it logically. But logic has nothing to do with making the world better. A world's worth of people, all playing Guild Wars... with so many people playing, it stands to reason that there would always be teammates ready for missions and exploring. I'd like to think this would result in lots of people always joining parties with other players, rather then using henchmen; an increased sense of teamwork would do nothing but good for the players. In real life, people could start a conversation with anyone, and know that they have Guild Wars in common. Rather then simply "using" Guild Wars to make the world better, I would simply let it be, and watch things get better on their own. People would connect easier. People could keep in touch easier. A player in the game could easily see how many other fun players were out there, and as a result, would get out of the house more often, with the knowledge that there were people in real life that you could get along with. The opposite would be true; if you could make friends in real life, then it stands to reason you could do the same in the game. The end result? An entire world's worth of people, all with something in common to talk about... breaking down language barriers using simple in-game terms.

[[Image:Ruricu-sig.png]] ( Talk • Contribs)
If I could spread Guild Wars to the world, I would include inside the box a loaded .22 pistol. This pistol would have instructions for firing scribed on the inside of the barrel. As such, Darwinian survival of the fittest would play out and the Whammo would be no more. It's as simple as that.

[[Image:Thoughtful-new-sig.jpg]]

 * If I had to spread Guild Wars to the world? Hmm... First I would get a rocket, a giant baseball bat, an orange, five and a half inches of tape (has to be EXACT!!!), a purple flying monkey, giant sunglasses, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short), a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL plain white t-shirt, 52,910,312,121,758,238,573,882,948 specks of dust (plan ruined with too much or too little), Rick Astly, a YouTube account, a camera, a tracker and the show preview button. Then I would Fill the t-shirt with with the dust, and use the tape to seal it shut. I would use the camera film what I'm doing. I would give the FSM the giant sunglasses and the filled T-Shirt. He would go upwards, the sunglasses keeping the sun from damaging his eyes and then drop the T-shirt. I would hit it with the giant baseball bat, using the show preview to get the perfect angle, to fly out to outer space. I would put the Purple Flying Monkey and Rick Astly in the rocket, and launch the rocket and make it follow the tracer. I would give them an orange to live on, and if by some miracle they survive, and land on an alien planet, Rick Astly could Rickroll the aliens. Then I would put a bill board in every country advertising Guild Wars.

Name

 * Your answer here

User:PanSola (talk to the [[Image:follower of Lyssa.png]])

 * If I could spread GW to the world, I would use that influence to preach the greatness of Mistress Lyssa to every GW player, so that our most wonderful goddess will bestow Beauty upon everyone in the world. Not just physical Beauty, but the Beauty of the Heart too.  And with everyone a Beautiful person inside-out, we'll achieve World Peace!

[[Image:AlariSig.png]]

 * If I could spread guild wars to the world I would put it into the hands of all the militants, terrorists, pissed of redneks, homicidal clowns, and cats. Spending time smacking around n00bs in RA will keep them away from smacking around people in what I hear is called "real life".

[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea [Talk] 22:32, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

 * I would introduce Guild Wars to the world in order to encourage close cooperation, and to unite all of humanity against evil, godlike rulers, megalomaniacs with a plauge-ridden zombie army, and evil cat people (Furries).

Name

 * Your answer here

Rules

 * There are no rules! All you need is to upload/steal a picture of yourself/someone who might look a bit like you, but better.
 * They will be divided between Male, Female, and Other.

1st Prize (One Person)

 * 5k
 * A MTG card commemorating your victory!

2nd Prize (One Person)

 * An ecto

3rd Prize (Two People)

 * Merki's Gaze/Zelnehlun's Longbow

Runner Up (Two People)

 * An I have the power! inscription.

Most fake looking picture (One Person)

 * Miniature Fungal Wallow

Picture most likely to change the sexual tendencies of others (One Person)

 * Another Miniature Fungal Wallow, and a Totem Axe

Most fearless competitor (One Person)

 * 1 (one) FAVOR from me. (Approximate retail value: 30k)

Females

 * 1) [[Image:Maui_sig.png]]
 * 2) &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png|Hello]] Warw/Wick
 * 3) what? vs maui? ar! need to upload a sexier pic anyway. also, remember i is sysop. &mdash;♥ Jedi ♥ Rogue ♥ 00:53, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Well, since I am the hottest person on GWW and GW this should be simple lol  Shadowphoenix 
 * 5) My friend Shadowcrest
 * 6) Well, I guess that I'll throw myself in the ring too....hehehe ;-)BunBun 02:43, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Males

 * 1) So going to lose but wth Blue
 * 2) [[Image:Ruricu-sig.png]]
 * 3) May as well, maybe I'll get monies. *gottagetashot* --Powersurge360 01:06, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Anyone who uploads a picture gets banned. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 02:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) SeXaY--[[Image:Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg]] (Talk) (Contr.) 03:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I'm a ninja doll, what else could be cuter? [[Image:Thoughtful-new-sig.jpg]] Thoughtful 03:19, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Sure, why not. I'll be using a slightly manipulated image, by the way. --[[image:GEO-logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  10:59, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Do I have a dashing face? -- Dashface [[Image:Dashface.png]] 16:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) I'm doing it wrong![[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor 02:32, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 10) Ehh Wtf... -- [[Image:Isk8.png]] Sk8 (T / C)
 * 11) Looks Like A bit of fun 2 me =] --Cookie™ (Talk |Contribs) 10:00, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Other

 * 1) Lord Belar
 * 2) [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea
 * 3) PanSola
 * 4) [[Image:AlariSig.png]]
 * 5) [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C)

Pictures
Look at the sexyness that prevails throughout Gwiki, sponsored by MoaCard®.

Females

 * [[Image:Maui_GigasContest.jpg|80px]]-Maui
 * [[Image:The Real May.jpg|80px]]-May
 * [[Image:JR Beauty Contest.jpg|80px]]-JediRogue
 * [[Image:The Real Shadowphoenix.jpg|80px]]-Shadowphoenix
 * [[Image:Shadowcrest's friend.jpg|80px]]-Shadowcrest('s friend)
 * [[Image:bunbun-pic.jpg|80px]]-BunBun

Males

 * [[Image:Lost-Blue.JPG|80px]]-Lost-Blue
 * [[Image:Me (Unless it's not).jpg|80px]]-Powersurge360
 * [[Image:The Real Felix.JPG|80px]]-Felix Omni
 * [[Image:MP47's beauty contest entry.jpg|80px]]-Marcopolo47
 * [[Image:Lil-ninja.jpg|80px]]-Thoughtful
 * [[Image:Turai Ossa (Ghost).jpg|80px]]-Ruricu
 * [[Image:aka Jioruji Derako.jpg|80px]]-Jioruji Derako
 * [[Image:User_Dashface_Twins.jpg|80px]]-Dashface
 * [[Image:Ereanor GigaContest picture.jpg|80px]]-Ereanor
 * [[Image:Isk8-GigaContest.jpg|80px]]-Isk8
 * [[Image:Cookie_123_old.jpg||80px]] - Cookie™

Other

 * [[Image:Entrea iz beautiful.jpg|80px]]-Entrea Sumatae
 * [[Image:Tasty Pansola.jpg|80px]]--PanSola
 * [[Image:Alari.png|70px]]-Alari
 * [[Image:Lord Belar's Self Portrait.JPG|80px]]-Lord Belar
 * [[Image:Evil Cat.jpg|80px]]- Entropy

Me at Prom
now GTFO.
 * Looks like she's expecting something...[[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor 01:06, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
 * This isn't the talk page...--[[Image:Gigathrash_sig_G.jpg]]ìğá†ħŕášħ is hosting a beauty pagent! 01:08, 30 April 2008 (UTC)