User:Quizzical/Top Ten

The top ten signs the game you're playing isn't very good:

10. The game's EULA explicitly warns that pinning down a key on your keyboard is a bannable offense.

9. When asked what features they like about the game, players can't come up with anything besides "the community".

8. A lot of places in the game say, in effect, "Someday there will be content here"--and the game isn't still in alpha testing, or even beta.

7. The game's web site prominently displays a list of the highest level players in the game--and none of them are at the level cap.

6. When the server crashes, the company takes an hour to notice and a day to reboot it.

5. Portions of the English-language version of the game's site are untranslated from the original Korean.

4. Your guild is constantly pushing you to level up faster.

3. Most of the chat messages you get are from people offering to sell you in-game gold for real-life money.

2. People tell you that you're not allowed to dislike the game until you've spent a couple months grinding to get higher level.

1. You frequently get up and walk away from your computer for a minute during combat because you've noticed that it doesn't matter.