Jiaru

General
Jiaru is a man terrified of the Celestial Pig.

Location

 * Shing Jea Island
 * Shing Jea Monastery (only during Canthan New Year)

Dialogue

 * "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the pig. What pig you ask? You know the one! The celestial pig! Seventy-five feet tall, tusks as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for blood... I have heard it said that if the pig is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
 * "You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial pig before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"