User:Slypher the executive director

My favorite quotes!
Yugioh the abridged series ftw!!!

These quotes might not be entirely word for word, because I'm writing from memory

Yugi: "Hey gramps can we see your super-special-awesome-super-chocolaty-fudge-coated-supercard?"

Grandpa: "I don't see why not. Here it is the Blue-eyes white dragon!"

Joey: "That's the least threatenin' name for a card I've ever heard. What kinna mook'd want a card like that??"

Kaiba rushes in

Kaiba: "I'm here for your Blue-eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer! Now gimme the card!"

Grandpa: "No."

Kaiba: "Curses! Foiled again!"

Yugi (thinking): "Holy crap! Joey's deck is even more powerful than mine! Woah, the Dark Magician!"

Yugi (aloud): "Geez Joey, your deck is worthless! Tell ya what, I'll take this deck and we'll go to grandpa's game shop and set you up with a new deck!"

Joey: "Thank's Yug, you're a pal!"

Yami: "This Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! is brought to you by: Yu-Gi-Oh!s ! They're Yugilicious!

Yami: "Wait a minute... Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something? And how would you go about testing this?"

Producer: "Just say the line..."

Yami: "Fine. Yu-Gi-Oh!s, apparently they're Yugilicious!"

Voice: "Warning: This episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin."

Voice: "Any women with heart problems should not watch this."

Voice: "I mean seriously, I'm just a computer generated voice and I think he's hot. Wouldn't you just love to rub your hands through his hair?"

Pegasus: "GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!!"

Tea: "Don't look at my butt!"

Mokuba: "Don't look at my butt!"

Grandpa "Don't look at my... oh."

Tristan: " Hey guys, guess where I've been..."

Tea: "Nobody cares, Tristan!"

Tristan: "This suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around in!"

clank

Guard: "What is that??"

clank

guard: "Oh, it's probably just the wind

clank

Guard: "Yup, that's definitely the sound wind makes!"

Yami: " I summon Obelisk the tormentor, Slypher the executive director, and Mega-Ultra Chicken!"

Tribal guy: "Arise Chicken! Arise!"

Keith: "In America..."

Kaiba: "Now Mokuba, you look after my multi-billion dollar company while I'm gone, kthx."

Monkuba: "But what if an evil corporation tries to take over the company?"

Kaiba: "Oh come on, Mokuba, I mean seriously, what are the odds?"

time passes...

Mokuba is looking in on a meeting...

Pegasus: "So let Me get this straight..."

Pegasus: "With Kaiba-boy out of the picture, you're going to take over his company?"

Evil Corporation guys (all at once): "That is correct!"

Mokuba: "I f***ing knew it!"

Tristan: "Holy s**t on a s**t sandwich, with s**t on top! And a side order of s**t!"

Tea: "Face it Joey, Kaiba hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars (tm). He's probably laughing at you right now!"

Meanwhile, at Kaiba Corp...

Kaiba: "Tee Hee Hee."

Explorer: "Shut up and drink your urine!"

Tea: "We've gotta find someplace where the mob would never look, even if their lives depended on it!"

Tea: "I know! The Museum!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away..."

Tea: "I summon Shining Friendship! It symbolizes the bond it has with my friends, which is why it's so small and fragile."

Tea: "It has Tristan's courage, Joey's spirit, and Yugi's heart!"

Bakura: "Hey, aren't you forgetting someone?"

Tea: " No, who?"

Bakura: "You know, white hair, dashing good looks, slightest hint of an accent..."

Tea: "Pegasus?"

Bakura: "It's ME you trollop!"

Tea: "Hands off my Yugi-muffin!"

Bakura: "Oy, you had your chance!"

Announcer: "We now return to the semifinals in the Duelist Kingdom, where Yugi Muto is struggling against Mai Valentine."

Announcer: "And who can blame him? Mai is a seasoned competitor who has many victories under her belt. Let's look at her duelling history, shall we?"

Announcer: "First she went up against Joey Wheeler -- and LOST."

Announcer: "Then she went p against Panic -- and LOST."

Announcer: "then she went up against Tea Gardner, which of course she must've won -- Oh, my mistake, she RESIGNED."

Announcer: "I hope you'll all join me in asking "What's wrong with this picture?""

Joey: "You duel like a dairy farmer!"

Kaiba: "How appropriate; you duel like a cow"

Marik: "Hey um... this is kinda awkward, but can I use your millenium ring after you die? I mean, it's not like you're going to need it"

Bakura: "Over my dead bod-"

Bakura gets toasted by my alter-ego

Bakura "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh..."

Marik (very fast): "I choose to take that as a no"

That is all...

for now...

Sepulchre of Dragrimmar
Just to explain, I've found it quite easy to farm the sepulchre for the final chest. I just wanted to have a drop chart to catalogue what I get from the chest, and to see the drop rate percentage values.