User:Revan The Retarded

====Active Character: Revan The Retarded====

Primary Profession: Ranger Build: "B/P (PvE) Interrupter (PvP)"

HP: 505" Energy: 30

'''Age: 408 hrs. 54 mins. (17 days) ''' Deaths: 735

Armor: Full Primeval (Fully Runed including Survivor Runes, Sup. Marksmanship, Sup. Vigor & Infused)

Bow(s):
 * Forgotten Longbow
 * Deldrimor Longbow
 * Ironwing Longbow
 * Zealous Stormbow of Defense (Dyed White) (Main Weapon)

 

==Other Misc. Info==
 * Revan originally was a Kournan soldier until he became enlightened and disillusioned; upon experation of Revan's enlistment contract, Revan intentionally neglected to re-enlist. Revan worked as an ironweed farmer thenafter until one day when he, quite literally, drunk himself retarded. That night, him and some buddies got a bright idea which did not exactly go as planned. He awoke the next day, unaware of anything that transpired the previous night, enlisted in the Sunspears.

==Favorite Quotes==
 * Stop acting retarded.
 * That was retarded.
 * Koss is retarded.
 * I hate to interrupt but...that is my partner you are attacking...

==Pet==
 * Lil' Retard (Lvl 20 Black Moa).

=Titles Earned=
 * 1) Survivor (1)
 * 2) Companion of the Kurzicks (3)
 * 3) Legendary Spearmarshal (10)
 * 4) Slayer of Champions (8)
 * 5) Revered Lightbring (7)
 * 6) Mysterious Agent (4)
 * 7) Stout Delver (2)
 * 8) Adventurer of the North (1)
 * 9) Not Too Clumsy (2)
 * 10) Seeker of Wisdom (1)
 * 11) Elonian Explorer (60%)
 * 12) Canthan Explorer (60%)
 * 13) Lucky (1)
 * 14) Unlucky (1)


 * Retard Rating: 1142x2 (Legendary Retard Bonus)= 2284 (1st 2 digits = number of total tracks; every digit there after = sum of all ranks)

==Goals (in no particular order)==


 * 1) Acquire Max Title Track.
 * 2) Max out Norn Title Track.
 * 3) Max out Lucky Track
 * 4) Max out Unlucky Track
 * 5) Max out Wisdom Track
 * 6) Acquire Treasure Hunter Track
 * 7) Max out Treasure Hunter Track
 * 8) Acquire Conniseur Track
 * 9) Max out Connisuer Track
 * 10) Acquire Party Animal Track
 * 11) Max out Party Animal Track
 * 12) Acquire Drunkard Title Track.
 * 13) Max out Drunkard track
 * 14) Acquire Max Title Track rank 2
 * 15) Tame Rainbow Phoenix
 * 16) Complete EoTN expansion.
 * 17) Acquire Chaos Gloves.
 * 18) Acquire Mask of the Mo Zing.
 * 19) Dye Primeval armor black.
 * 20) Acquire Superior Vigor rune for armor. ## Capture all elite skills in Varajar Fells.
 * 21) Complete all non-primary missions acquired.
 * 22) Complete all goals set.

==Did You Know?== * This character enjoys exploring Tyra. * This character enjoys causing Kournan soldiers to have a bad day. * This character enjoys interrupting a fight between two parties and taking them both out. * This character enjoys slaying Charr. * This player is the "Minor Edit King"

=Trivia=