User:Sock puppet

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 Warning: The following text contains spoilers relating to the plot of that big book that people read sometimes; jesus dies in the end.

'' Warning: This user is an alleged SOCKPUPPET WOOOOO''

Wanted for scamming
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Albino Group Skank/

 * Is an albino group skank.
 * Had 175 attributes for at least 100 years, but this was changed last Thursday.
 * Frequents Ice Tooth Cave.
 * Killed a child.
 * Born in Sardelec Sanitarium his mum was crazy, his dad had his fun with her and left then hung out with Monk Android's dad.
 * Performs miracles akin to those of Jesus, only instead of water to wine he turns frozen water to money.
 * Tricked some drunk Charr into burning Althea, and had quite a few lulz after. She looked like this:


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Kimchi Jensen

 * Was a patron of GameFAQs until he was banned. He has since quit basement dwelling, and become a Ranger.
 * He is so badass, he births his own children out of his mask hole then kills them after making them do his housework.
 * Lives in a glamorous mansion with napalm in the walls.
 * Great instigator of drama.
 * Frequently farms his fan guild for PvE science theorems.
 * Has a scamming outfit. If you see it it's already too late.
 * This is what he looks like during a little robbery session:
 * [[image:Dismiss_Condition.jpg|im in ur storage stealin ur platz]].


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Spiteful Spirit War/

 * Hit level 20 in like 2 seconds.
 * Tried to kill a child but the AI nerf thwarted that, so he went back to SS'ing minions in AB.
 * Known to hang out with Fast Cast Bow Mes and Jing He
 * Makes a killer stroganoff.
 * Was born and died in the same day but is probably lurking in Anet's watchlist somewhere
 * Crafted his own armour out of Jade and man milk.
 * Avoids basement dwellers due to a phobia.
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Frail Old Ownage

 * Was riding his Black Moa when it suddenly bucked him off and was charmed by Liam Howlett, who ran away with it and produced a hit single titled 'Black Man Flak Pan'. Has never been the same.
 * Killed like 90 children his own age when he was young. That was at least 100 years ago.
 * Can not lift normal axes due to old age, so he uses an Axe 2.0 - lite
 * Crafted his ancient battle mask from his walker/IV drip setup.
 * Was later chastised by the doctor, causing a [[Image:Belly_Smash.jpg|FUCKING MURDER.]] fucking murder.


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Gamefaqs Celebrity/

 * Got to level 20 between lunch time and axe o'clock, then was deleveled due to some GM getting pissy.
 * Charmed 4 spiders who follow him around at all times, even though you can only have one pet, and you have to be a Ranger. As such, he is the PARADOX MAASTER.
 * Since he charmed his spiders he has since become

Spider Man. Fucking stabbed that Peter Parker guy like 20 times with his flails* first.
 * *Dual weilds flails. His weapon switch is a terror shield and a left-handed shocking dragon sword.
 * Works in a music store in Seitung Harbour.
 * Forges Captured Son Letters with his beautiful penmanship and trades them for fruitcakes behind the armour crafter building.

Good Stories
I will put good stories here when they happen. I won't put old stories in because it's like midnight at the time of this writing and some 12-year old girls outside are throwing shit at the window so I'm turning off the light then hiding out downstairs with my greyhound to eat Canadian Chinese food good night.