Winter Dwarf

The Winter Dwarf is a level 10 Dwarf, a Wintersday 2006 NPC found in the town of Kamadan. Contrary to the assertions of some players, the dwarf does not give any items or quests at this time.

It appears he is a dwarf enslaved by a Dwarf Guard, to be happy all the time. He is not happy though, and wishes to die. Selecting option 3 will kill the dwarf, just to be revived again by the guard moments later with "dwarf nip". He does not give any presents to people that are around him for 10 minutes without killing him, this is just a rumour.

Dialogue

 * "Look, a guard! Hello, friend guard! No worries here. I'm happy!"
 * "...Look, kid. You've got to get me out of here. This happiness thing is killing me..."
 * "Oh, the guard's back! Hi, guard! Don't worry, I'm still happy!"
 * "...Grenth have mercy, please end my suffering."
 * "Oh, but you look so cute!"
 * "Filthy Human! Have you no soul? ...Happy. Yes, I'm totally freaking happy!"
 * "I'd like to help, but I can't see a way."
 * "Well, if you see an opening, remember me."
 * "I think we both know there's only one way out, friend. Feet first. May your next life be...um...less filled with happiness." (kills the Winter Dwarf)
 * "Grenth will bless you if you deliver his mercy."

Trivia

 * The Winter Dwarf's predicament is very similar to that of Jhonen Vasquez's Fillerbunny.