User:The Chag/My Jokes/The Chag

Description
The Chag, also known as Chag Of Quietness, is the main antagonist of Guild Wars:Death Of Chag and is the creator of the new proffesion: Wangers. He was once a citizen of Ascalon, but then had to leave his home, the land he once lived on, and move to a new area, located in the region between Tyria and Cantha, this land is called: Land Of Piece And Quiet. After the charr attack, The Chag moved with the remaining survivors to this new land, currently founded and owned by him. Not only is he strong, but he is also suggested to be: "Impossible To Defeat". Which is why when you do the mission to defeat The Chag, you have a group of 14, and not just 8. When you enter the mission, there are no NPCs, there is just The Chag, sitting on his "Throne", waiting for the arrival of his men. When your radar touches him, he uses his unique Elite Bow Attack: Sexy Arrows, which is the strongest Elite Skill in game, and it would take alot of skills to actually be able to stop this attack.

Locations

 * Death Of Chag Campaign
 * Land Of Peace And Quiet
 * Land Of Peace And Quiet (Mission)

Skills Used
Unlike other Players/Computers, The Chag uses 9 skills, and not just 8 or less.
 * Land Of Peace And Quiet (Mission)
 * [[Image:Broad Head Arrow.jpg|25px]] Sexy Arrows
 * [[Image:"Fear Me!".jpg|25px]] "Shut Up!"
 * [[Image:"Fear Me!".jpg|25px]] "Shut Up!"
 * [[Image:"Fear Me!".jpg|25px]] "Shut Up!"
 * [[Image:"Fear Me!".jpg|25px]] "Shut Up!"
 * [[Image:"Fear Me!".jpg|25px]] "Shut Up!"

Special abilities

 * Skills cannot be disabled.
 * Cannot be knocked down.
 * Cannot be effected by Shout skills.
 * Can only kill when has a condition (Or any kind of degeneration)

Items Dropped

 * Chag's Longbow (unique)
 * Glob of Ectoplasms
 * Obsidian Shards

The Escape Of Chag
( Death Of Chag spoiler)

After the attack of the Charr on the whole of Tyria, The Chag had escaped on the few last surviving ships on the coasts of Lion's Arch, he escaped with the few survivors in Lion's Arch, after they had sailed off, all of them witnessed the saddening destruction of Lion's Arch and all it's good people. The brave soldiers, and The Chag, had sailed for around 4 days before finding land, on the region between Tyria and Cantha. They had named the Land Land Of Peace and Quiet. The Chag named it that because of all the screams of women and children, the noise of the Charr's blades, going right and left, the sound of blood excesivelly coming out of each slaughtered person. That thought became stuck in The Chag's mind, he had never seen anything like that, not that many people killed. He had taken a vow to be silent for as long as it takes. Soon later he developped the skill: "Shut Up!", this skill helped him concentrate on building a new home for him and his brave survivors. 3 years later, The Chag had been accused of being a betrayer to the Human race for not aiding those poor souls in Lion's Arch, after that accusement, The Chag had sent out some of his Elites to search for some men to join his army (Which are Wangers). Ever since that day, the land Peace And Quiet became a mission, to defeat The Chag. The Chag is renowned for his amazing skills and trickery he may lay on you (Staying to close to him will hypnotize you, and make you one of his allies for 3 minutes). When you kill him the Cinematic goes like this:


 * "The Chag": Fools, you have not known what you have done, you have slain an innocent man, a man trying to seek his way again, you have not seen what happened in Lion's Arch, you did not witness the slaughtering of those poor people, and you would have evacuated aswell if you had seen the quantity of Charr attacking.


 * "[Leader Of Group's Name]": We would have not, we would fight even if we were outnumbered, we would die bravely for out nation.


 * "The Chag"(Before death): You have not seen what had happen, if you had seen the state Lion's Arch was in, you would know, and that land is not your home, remember who you are. And you would have evacuated, if it would save the lives of the people, look around you, you see these homes, families live inside them, I congratulate you, now these poor souls may never find there way.


 * "The Chag dies, then women and children come out of there homes".


 * "[Leader Of Group's Name]":What have we done? We have killed a hero, not a villain!


 * "End Of Cinematic".