User:Alt F Four

Yeah. It's Alt F Four.

Somebody say something on my Talk Page. I get so very lonely.

The Name
The name I used back in the old Counter-Strike days, back before anybody knew any better. Not to say that I played it much, or even liked Counter-Strike; I don't. It's just when I play anything that interacts with people on the internet, I'm usually a dick to everybody. A name like this is an easy way to convey the same ammount of dickery as I'd normally be seen doing, save for the fact that I can bypass any censor-blockers, and come out as a slightly more sophis-tuh-muh-kated jackass. So it was Alt F4, and in the old days, things were good.

Then Guild Wars came around, and I was forced to adapt. Then there's that guy whom I, as well as others, consider the 'real' Alt F4, who's a Flash Cartoonist. So it's now Alt F Four. In retrospect, I should of made him a shutdown Mesmer. Now, I will repeat everything I said about my occationally offensive quasi-banana peal e-name with a bulleted list.


 * No, I am not the Flash Cartoonist Alt F4. I never claim to be, and I charged the name to all letters out of respect for somebody with more talent then me. That and Guild Wars wouldn't accept the number 4. Yes, children, it's perfectly possible for two people to have the same idea.
 * Yes, I do it to piss people off.
 * If you use this to judge my levels of maturity, I'd love to mail you a pair of pliers to remove that stick
 * Yes, this page is a staple of my arrogance.
 * Yes, I just said 'quasi-banana peal'.
 * I wish my page was prettier.