User:Defiant Elements/Haley Starshine

Haley Starshine is a Human ranger hero in Order of the Stick. The Order's second-in-command is skilled in stealth and deception, often serving as a scout for the party. Haley is highly materialistic, valuing gold above most things, but is capable of putting aside her lust for money in order to help her friends. She develops a romantic crush on fellow member Elan, which she struggles to hide for much of their time together.

Lore
See Haley Starshine.

Locations

 * Theives' Guild
 * Redmountain Hills
 * Dungeon of Dorukan
 * Azure City
 * Sunken Valley
 * Cliffport
 * Tyrinaria

Quests
Ransom!

Recruitment
Completion of Ransom! will unlock Haley Starshine for that character.

Armor
Haley Starshine starts with basic ranger armor, labeled as Thieves' Guild Armor.

Idle Quotes

 * "I prefer the term freelance wealth distribution specialist."
 * "Tee hee, it's so tiny!" (Only when Belkar is in your party)
 * "...so the Boots of Speed were totally powerful, but they were, like lime green."
 * "[Elan's] not useless, he's use-impaired" (Only when Elan is in your party)
 * "Hey, so did you guys get a good look at Elan's blade?" (Only when Elan is in your party)
 * "Well anyway, V says Elan has been running around naked, so I'm off to see what his 18 Charisma is worth "under the hood." (Only when Elan is in your party)
 * "Geez, what's the big deal? It was just a wardrobe malfunction..." (Only when Haley is topless)
 * "She's wearing red leather. I mean, red leather?? Of course she's evil! (Only when Livia is in your party)
 * "This sucks. Now I have to adventure with a bunch of total skeezy losers."
 * "Ugh. Coup de grace me now, please."
 * "Wait, so what am I, chopped liver?"
 * "I really wish I had a bajillion gold pieces!!"
 * "Oh well. I guess I'll have to just accept getting twice as much gold as the rest of you."

Battle Quotes

 * "Sneak Attack!"
 * "I said, Sneak Attack, BITCH!"
 * "OK, OK, fine! Just to shut you up so we can die in peace."
 * "You want a piece of me? Come up here and take it!"

Trivia

 * All quotes are from the Order of the Stick.