User:Defiant Elements/Drunken Master

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Introduction
Martial arts students face a bewildering array of martial arts schools, each with its own adherents and detractors. But few schools are as unusual -- or as controversial -- as Drunken Boxing. By weaving and staggering about as if inebriated, drunken boxers avoid many blows. Likewise, their stumbling, lurching attacks catch their opponents off guard. Moreover, when they actually imbibe alcohol, drunken masters can perform truly prodigious feats of strength and bravery.

None of this garners them much respect among other martial arts schools, because drunken boxing exacts a toll on its users. Drunken masters remain intoxicated for hours after a fight, and they are often found half-asleep in taverns, mumbling incoherently. This flies in the face of other schools' ascetic principles. But rival schools must be wary -- they never know when the tipsy lout at the bar is just a harmless thug, and when it is a nigh-unstoppable drunken master.

Attributes

 * Imbibe Alcohol (Primary): For each rank in Imbibe Alcohol, the inherent beneficial effects of Drunkenness increase by an unknown percentage.  Imbibe Alcohol also improves skills related to Alcohol consumption.


 * Unarmed Combat: Increases damage and effectiveness of unarmed strikes and skills relating to unarmed combat.


 * Improvisation: Improves all skills related to Evasion, Acrobatics, and Speed


 * Ki: Improves all skills related to the channeling of Ki


 * Constitution: Improves all skills related to Fortitude and Tanking.

Trivia

 * This is the only known Profession that uses Alcohol and Drunkenness to its advantage.
 * "Ki," an inner energy channeled by Drunken Masters is thought to be a reference to Chi.
 * This Profession was designed for User:AV/Profession Contest.