User:Gog The Flatulent

Background : I often like to create characters with creative yet amusing names such as Super Saiyan Obama, Agathor The Stinky, or Gog The Flatulent. People often take things, and the game, way too seriously; thus I like to try to lighten up everybody's day. And that is the basis behind such a wacky name as this. Gog is semi-inspired by barbaric-type characters I have read about in the past with neolithic-sounding names. As mentioned, these characters have the intelligence level of a bag of rocks; so this character, in game, is likewise as dumb as a bag of rocks with a comical twist of being flatulent. At that, when you think of brain-dead cave men, you think of them weilding some sort of club and smashing their opponent or prey into a bloody pile of flesh and broken bones; and so thus his weapon of choice is the hammer. More-or-less, he is the human equivalent of an Ettin; and needless to say, he is not likely to take up any sort of clerical occupation any time in this lifetime or the next.

Quote : "Duhhh, Gog smash..."