User:Mendel/dare

The lost dares
These dares were impossible for some reason or other.
 * hand-draw a picture and mail it to me
 * write an old-fashioned love letter to your actual beloved
 * take a slipper or a plushie hostage (hide it well) and attach a ransom note to the other one
 * use toothpicks and putty to make stick figures depicting animals or ribald poses (or animals in ribald poses)