User:InsomniacViper

Thoughts
So Prog and I watched Blade Runner.

Our conclusion? We are just too dumb for this movie. That made it pretty hilarious though.

I loved the part where Deckard talks to his TV, magnifying a Full-2D Polaroid about five hundred times and then *panning around an object* to reveal a woman with a snake tattooed on her face. The TV also listens to commands such as "Wait a minute" and "I'm gonna need a hard copy of that", so that's pretty cool. Luckily, he also randomly picked up a snake scale in a seemingly entirely random house a while back. He goes to the noodles stand to figure out who owns that snake scale (...what). Clearly it's the woman in the polaroid. Luckily, it just happens to be a fakesnake scale, so the noodles guy can read the serial number on the scale with his microscope. Deckard heads straight to the club the lady with the fakesnake dances at and goes backstage to harrass her and subsequently shoot her up.

How he got the picture? He just happened to have a picture of the replicant he has been hunting for maybe eight hours laying about. Or maybe Rachael dumped it at his place. Whichever. It was not obvious to me.

After offing the snake lady, he blunders into the next replicant. Deckard gets beaten to crap by a bigger better faster stronger guy, but Rachael shows up just in time to shoot the replicant through the head, killing it mere moments before Deckard loses his eyes. They go to Deckards apartment and he has no wounds whatsoever.

That sequence of events was just mind blowing.

Other scene that made no sense to me; Roy finally finds the man (Tyrell) who might know how to extend a replicant's lifespan. However, Tyrell tells him it's impossible. Roy casts Science on Tyrell, but Tyrell instantly counterSciences and wins. Roy then kills Tyrell by shoving his thumbs up the poor guy's eyesockets. What.

The final chase sequence with Roy and Deckard was also amazing. Way at the end, Roy spontaneously catches a flawlessly white dove in the pouring rain. Somehow. It's the second animal you see in the entire movie.

That said, whenever the Replicants were not interacting with either Tyrell or Deckard they were fine.

It was a fun day though, so it's all good.

Random stuff.