User:Felix Omni/nosebleed

[19:48]		k so [19:48]		       queso? [19:48]		Class was cancelled [19:49]		       So you are class-ish? [19:49]		he sent an e-mail around Saturday I guess [19:49]		Yeah [19:49]		I'm in the classroom [19:49]		but I need to do my Stats project anyway [19:49]		       oh gj [19:49]		so I may as well use this computer [19:49]		       Felix, that's like stealing from the company [19:50]		Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up [19:50]		It's stopped now, but she already left XD [19:50]		       spontaneous internal bleeding is a great paranormal power [19:50]		Yeah [19:50]		       !topic plz [19:50]	<Felix|class-ish>	Good thing I mastered it [19:50]	<Felix|class-ish>	I can't auth here [19:50]	<Felix|class-ish>	without some stupid cookie [19:50]	<Seriouscrest>	       !topic <FelixOmni> Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up [19:50]	=-=	ChanServ has changed the topic to “Welcome to #gwiki, the official IRC channel of Wikia's GuildWiki: http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | <FelixOmni> Also, my nose started gushing blood and it scared the crap out of the other student who showed up” [19:51]	<Entropy>	       Serious ate your cookie, I think [19:51]	<Felix|class-ish>	Unfortunately, the bathrooms here have air driers [19:51]	<Felix|class-ish>	So I have toilet paper stuffed up my nose [19:51]	<Felix|class-ish>	single ply [19:51]	<Seriouscrest>	       You're my hero [19:51]	<Entropy>	       that's like using Mending Touch instead of Cautery Signet [19:52]	<Entropy>	       clearly you should have taken the heating element out of the air drier [19:52]	<Felix|class-ish>	I tried, but I couldn't find it [19:52]	<Entropy>	       but didn't you know you are now authorized to use physical force? [19:52]	<Felix|class-ish>	Because of my mighty paranormal bleeding status? [19:53]	<Felix|class-ish>	I HAVE STIGMATA OF THE NOSE. [19:53]	<Entropy>	       yes [19:53]	<Felix|class-ish>	THESE ARE THE BLOODY BOOGERS THAT THE LORD SNEEZED OUT ON THE CROSS. [19:53]	<Felix|class-ish>	but yeah, I really don't know what happened [19:54]	<Entropy>	       oh, so you blacked out also? [19:54]	<Felix|class-ish>	It's like 20 degrees outside atm [19:54]	<Felix|class-ish>	And quite warm in here [19:54]	<Entropy>	       I know a few other places that are quite warm, but I don't feel the need to state such [19:54]	<Felix|class-ish>	So I guess my mucus and nose hairs froze solid and then thawed too quickly [19:55]	<Entropy>	       oh, just like exploding trees [19:55]	<Felix|class-ish>	Resulting in a torrential flood [19:55]	<Felix|class-ish>	And giving the entire building +6 energy regen [19:55]	<Entropy>	       you lost 33% health? [19:55]	<Felix|class-ish>	No, I lost over 9000% [19:55]	<Seriouscrest>       	You guys are ridiculous :p [19:56]	<Wizardboy>	       IRC is srs bsns [19:56]	<Entropy>	       I hope you kept saying Buddha [19:56]	<Dejh>               	You don't sound serious enough to have the name Seriouscrest imo [19:56]	<Dejh>	               srs bsns [19:56]	<Felix|class-ish>	No, I was saying "what the hell" and "oh my God" [19:56]	<Seriouscrest>	       I'm srs when the situation demands it [19:56]	<Entropy>	        but didn't you know, Salad thinks harder on IRC than during school [19:57]	<Felix|class-ish>	The worst part is that my blood is everywhere [19:57]	<Felix|class-ish>	First I ran to the garbage can [19:57]	<Entropy>	       then you have marked your territory [19:57]	<Felix|class-ish>	but the wall suffered some splash damage due to my massive radius [19:57]	<Seriouscrest>	       Yes, I do, whenever arguments are involved [19:57]	<Entropy>	       as well as possibly spreading veneral diseases [19:57]	<Felix|class-ish>	And it's a white wall [19:58]	<Entropy>	       ^Racist [19:58]	<Felix|class-ish>	There's some on the glass window-door right next to the garbage can too [19:58]	<Seriouscrest>	       Nothing in school except occasionally english ever makes me think outside of memorizing stupid crap [19:58]	<Entropy>	       are you saying you wouldn't bleed on an African wall? [19:58]	<Felix|class-ish>	So then I pointed my nose straight up and dashed across the hall to the bathroom [19:58]	<Dejh>	               I wouldn't bleed on an African wall [19:58]	<Entropy>	       now you know how the British feel [19:58]	<Dejh>	               but that may have something to do with me not being in Africa [19:58]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, the wall would give me AIDS [19:59]	<Felix|class-ish>	but regardless [19:59]	<Felix|class-ish>	Once I got to the sink I choked up all the blood I had swallowed [19:59]	<Felix|class-ish>	and poured out lots more [19:59]	<Entropy>	       was the sink white too [19:59]	<Felix|class-ish>	And it was a white porcelain sink [19:59]	<Entropy>	       I'm starting to see a pattern of abuse here [19:59]	<Felix|class-ish>	So I just bled into it for a while [20:00]	<Entropy>	       well, at least I know what color not to wear to your wedding [20:00]	|<--	Warwick has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [20:00]	<Felix|class-ish>	Occasionally using Lament [20:00]	 	       somebody hit Felix on teh nose, he passed out momentarily, and forgot all about it by the time he came to? [20:00]	<Dejh>               	is it orange? [20:00]	<Seriouscrest>	       Orange should be eradicated [20:00]	<Dejh>	               :( [20:00]	<Entropy>	        Nerfed skill was nerfed [20:00]	<Wizardboy>	        orange is the best color ever [20:00]	<Seriouscrest>        	If someone wears it to my wedding I will make them change or get out [20:00]	<Dejh>	                I am currently wearing a bright orange sweatshirt [20:00]	<Felix|class-ish>	Anyway, I wiped up the sink as best as I could with toilet paper [20:00]	<Seriouscrest>	        You disgust me :o [20:00]	<Dejh>	                also, Wizardboy agrees [20:00]	<Felix|class-ish>	But it's still dyed rather pink [20:00]	<Dejh>	                so I'm right [20:00]	<Wizardboy>	        I GO TO RIT [20:00]	<Wizardboy>	        ORANGE IS A SCHOOL COLOR [20:00]	<Entropy>	        was it white toilet paper [20:01]	<Felix|class-ish>	No, it was lime green toilet paper [20:01]	<Entropy>	        SO I HERD CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR KOOL [20:01]	<Wizardboy>	        ALSO I LIKE ORANGE REGARDLESS [20:01]	<Felix|class-ish>	But it turned white on contact [20:01]	<Entropy>	       I hate oranges [20:01]	<Wizardboy>	       No, that was just holding shift :P [20:01]	<Dejh>               	EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER [20:01]	<Seriouscrest>       	O THANX ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:01]	<Dejh>               	XD [20:01]	<Dejh>               	lolbash [20:01]	<Seriouscrest>	       yarly [20:01]	<Entropy>	       k stfu, I want to hear more about Felix's bleeding [20:01]	<Seriouscrest>	       lmao [20:01]	<Felix|class-ish>	There's not too much more [20:01]	<Entropy>	       blood? [20:02]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah [20:02]	<Dejh>	               that sounds sadistic in a way :\ [20:02]	<Felix|class-ish>	I only have like 2 pints remaining [20:02]	<Seriouscrest>       	blood muffin? [20:02]	<Entropy>	       that's bad, you'd better use Blood Drinker [20:02]	<Seriouscrest>	       you are such a loser <3 [20:02]	<Entropy>	       oh wait, the girl ran away already [20:02]	<Felix|class-ish>	But anyway, after a while the bleeding had stopped enough for me to plug up my nostril with a wad of toilet paper [20:02]	<Entropy>	       ...of bodily fluids [20:02]	<Felix|class-ish>	I came back to the classroom [20:03]	<Felix|class-ish>	tried to wipe the blood off the wall with a wet toilet paper wad [20:03]	<Felix|class-ish>	But it just smeared [20:03]	<Entropy>	       It's art now [20:03]	<Dejh>	               fluidS? [20:03]	<Dejh>	               I thought he just lost blood [20:03]	<Felix|class-ish>	Oh yeah, then I ejaculated on the teacher's chair [20:03]	<Felix|class-ish>	e.e [20:03]	<Dejh>	               oh, that's ok then [20:03]	<Felix|class-ish>	Then I scraped the dried blood off the keyboard [20:04]	<Seriouscrest>	       This is far too amusing to start doing homework [20:04]	<Dejh>	               ^ [20:04]	* Wizardboy	       agrees with salad [20:04]	* Wizardboy	       agrees with serious salad [20:04]	<Felix|class-ish>	And I'm hoping that I can get out of here after I do my Stats project and not get caught [20:04]	<Felix|class-ish>	Cuz it looks like I was shooting up in the bathroom tbh [20:04]	<Entropy>	       DNA tests will catch you [20:04]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of [20:04]	<Wizardboy>	       COLLEGE STUDENT CAUGHT BLEEDING IN CLASSROOM, SENTENCED TO DEATH [20:05]	<Entropy>	       if they catch you shivering, blame the temperature [20:05]	<Felix|class-ish>	XD [20:05]	<Dejh>	               lol :P [20:05]	<Entropy>	       it's not the coke, I swear [20:05]	<Seriouscrest>	       I want to marry all of you [20:05]	<Felix|class-ish>	I was gonna write a note on loose leaf [20:05]	<Felix|class-ish>	something like [20:05]	<Felix|class-ish>	Sorry about the mess. It was just a nosebleed. :) [20:05]	<Felix|class-ish>	And leave that on the sink [20:05]	<Entropy>	       Thanks for all the fish. [20:06]	<Felix|class-ish>	But then they could identify me by handwriting too [20:06]	<Entropy>	        but you wrote in your own blood [20:06]	<Entropy>        	the handwriting analysis would be unnecessesary [20:06]	=-=	Seriouscrest is now known as Lovecrest [20:06]	<Entropy>	        Salad's taking it back to the 60's I see [20:06]	<Lovecrest>	        I wonder whose idea that was [20:07]	<Dejh>	                for note: in your own blood: "Help-was stabbed, killer may return soon, run adfgbjknm..." or something to that effect [20:07]	<Entropy>	        yeah that would be good [20:07]	<Entropy>	        then you'd also want to make things in disarray [20:07]	<Dejh>	                yeah [20:07]	<Wizardboy>        	knock a few computers over, etc. etc. [20:07]	<Entropy>	        since you bled on the keyboard, you could make it look like it was the weapon of assault [20:08]	<Felix|class-ish>	I bled on the wall too [20:08]	<Entropy>	       just add a few hairs to it [20:08]	<Entropy>	        well of course [20:08]	<Felix|class-ish>	I could knock it down and pretend it fell on me [20:08]	<Entropy>	       while you were held up against the wall, of course you bled on it [20:08]	<Dejh>	                just smash yourself with it in the face, that would be the most convincing method imo [20:08]	<Felix|class-ish>	Oh, I could break the bloody window [20:08]	<Entropy>	       yeah [20:08]	<Entropy>	       say you were using it to defend yourself [20:08]	<Felix|class-ish>	XD [20:08]	<Felix|class-ish>	Glass makes good armor [20:08]	<Entropy>	       just like in Enter the Dragon [20:09]	<Dejh>	               I HAD TO BREAK THE WINDOW, IT WAS SELF DEFENSE [20:09]	<Dejh>	               THE GLASS ATTACKED ME [20:09]	<Dejh>	                ? [20:09]	<Felix|class-ish>	Everyone who's been to the Fissure of Woe knows that [20:09]	<Entropy>	       hey, if Bruce Lee has to do it, Felix does too [20:09]	<Entropy>       	......Sliver armor? [20:09]	<Felix|class-ish>	Obsidian, noob [20:10]	<Felix|class-ish>	Obsidian is volcanic glass [20:10]	<Entropy>	       what uses OF in Woe? [20:10]	<Felix|class-ish>	Shard Wolves [20:10]	<Felix|class-ish>	but more to the point [20:10]	<Entropy>	       but they're wimps [20:10]	<Felix|class-ish>	you can buy Obsidian Armor there [20:10]	<Lovecrest>	       Obsidian shards? [20:10]	<Entropy>	       Obsidian makes a poor crafting material in Sword of Mana [20:10]	<Entropy>	       Darn [20:11]	<Entropy>	       I have to eat dinner [20:11]	<Felix|class-ish>	Well my nose has stopped bleeding [20:11]	<Dejh>	               http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/58 glass used properly [20:11]	<Wizardboy>	       Are you being force-fed? [20:11]	<Wizardboy>	       Because if not, you don't HAVE to :P [20:11]	<Entropy>	       Someone log the rest of Felix's bleeding for me [20:11]	<Felix|class-ish>	but one side is all stretched out from the toilet paper [20:11]	<Felix|class-ish>	Like an elephant's anus [20:11]	<Entropy>	       *Gwen's [20:11]	<Entropy>	        leaving now [20:11]	<Lovecrest>	       That was highly inappropriate :o [20:12]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah [20:12]	<Felix|class-ish>	So can someone post all this somewhere in my userspace? [20:12]	<Felix|class-ish>	I think I want a copy for home [20:12]	<Entropy>	       you could just repeat the incident at home [20:12]	<Lovecrest>       	The log? [20:12]	<Lovecrest>	       LOL [20:12]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah, the log [20:12]	<Entropy>	       oh wait, but your sink's made of gold [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	No, it's pink porcelain tbh [20:13]	<Entropy>	       pink? [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	yeah [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	from my little brother's nosebleeds [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	he picks [20:13]	-->|	GW-mendel (~mendel@GW-mendel.user.gamesurge) has joined #gwiki [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	hi mendel [20:13]	<Entropy>	       is spontaneous bleeding like a family power or something? [20:13]	<Felix|class-ish>	Yeah [20:13]	<Entropy>	       I'd love to be able to pick when I bleed too [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	You can [20:14]	<Entropy>	       ...that could be easily misinterpreter [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	Take one finger [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	Erect it [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	And shove it as hard as you can [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	...hmm [20:14]	<Felix|class-ish>	I'll leave it there to protect the innuendo [20:14]	* Jinkzilla	       giggles insanely [20:15]	|<--	mendel has left irc.gamesurge.net (Ping timeout) [20:15]	=-=	GW-mendel is now known as mendel [20:16]	<Felix|class-ish>	well I just spent half an hour telling my gruesome tale [20:16]	<Felix|class-ish>	so I need to start my Stats stuff now