User:M.mendel/Users/Powersurge360

 Hey, I'm Donnie Louse, and I'm pretty much the bomb diggety. Yo. I have been on the wiki since November 2006, but I only just started getting busy on the wiki.

My areas of expertise are as follows:  If you need any help with any of the above, on wiki or in game, feel free to message me, email me or im me. Whatever is easiest.
 * Minor HTML/CSS coding
 * The mesmer class in general
 * The warrior class in general
 * The assassin class in general
 * Diplomacy/Mediation

Hello there, chances are you found this page from a recent edit I made, which in turn means I am so, so bored.

I'm not gonna wikify this or use boxes or whatever. WAAAY too much time for far too few traffic, so instead I'm just gonna babble on about myself... Are ya ready kids?

Well, my name (as far as you know) is Donnie, and I am at least 10% cooler than you. I'm sorry, but it's just cold, hard statistics...

Maybe.

The fact of the matter is I'm a freakin' slice of awesome, and you should hold whatever I say to be true, regardless of it's actual status as either fact or fiction, because I can talk in this manner and sound offical.

Officially awesome that is.

I've been messing around on Guild Wars as Donnie Louse (my fly ass mesmer) and have beaten all the campaigns, EotN and spanked many a jerk-weed in PvP. Ring me up if you ever need any help.

It should be noted that non sequitors piss me off immensely, so much so that if you link me to lame ones, you may soon find yourself in the belly of a dingo. Don't do it homies.

So I don't lose my place [ this] is where I am in the move log. If anyone uses this link to fix up more redirects, please change it to wherever you leave off so I can pick up from there. Please and thank you.

Current Project
As I'm sure most of you noticed, I've been gone for a while. Well, I got into some old games and found a short story I wrote a while back that I had always meant to expand upon. It's a sort of new-age superhero story about a superhero who has power over shadows. It will be put up on the net in serials and will work to illustrate a point about perceptions, insanity and general moral decay.

So yeah, the reason why I'm bringing this up here, on my userpage to a wiki about Guild Wars is that I am somewhat interested in partnering with an artist who will illustrate certain scenes of the story.

If you are interested, leave a message on my talk page with a method to contact and I'll provide you with a rough draft of the first serial.

The Apparitions
God Monkey Robot

wNsHKfc1lgM Us monkeys condemn the world.

Funny Stuff
My Lady: W's are the gayest letter in th alphabet.... Me: Why's that? My Lady: Well, when you type a bunch of M's, they stay far apart... Me: Yeah? My Lady: If you type any other letter they stay far apart... Me: And? My Lady: Those damn W's.... They're always touching each other! Me: lol, what? My Lady: wwwwww My Lady: It's repulsive....

I did something tonight that shattered my happiness, something that ruined my future, and there's no joy left for me. I gave up everything I ever cared about and am emotionally and physically exhausted. I know that anyone who reads this won't care, but there's literally no one else in the world that I can tell, and if I were to keep it to myself my soul would wither and become that much more rotted.

Three and a half years ago I fell in love with an ethereal woman under unusual circumstances. She was beautiful beyond belief, intelligent, and could turn a witty comment back on you quicker than you could speak it to begin with. I loved her before she even knew my name.

Eventually, I was able to convince her to go out with me. We spent six wonderful months together before my parents divorced and I was forced to move to North Carolina, some 600 miles away from where she lives.

We didn't give up our relationship, affection transcends distance. And so, I patiently waited, took on the stress of raising my brother and sister while my mom worked. Each night we talked to keep from going mad without each other. I never had any real high school experiences because I changed schools every six months or so from being kicked out of whatever house we had been living in. It didn't matter, as long as I had Heather.

The years crept by, and in July of this year I moved back to my hometown to live with my dad and go to school and, maybe most importantly. be with Heather. The summer was wonderful, but in August we made a mistake that made her parents dislike me, and they forbid us from seeing each other.

For the last month we had secret meetings and phone calls with hushed voices. It was hard, but it was worth it to be able to see her. She is a very strong Christian, and even though I'm not, I've done everything in my power to preserve her faith. Being a Christian, it tore her apart to know that she was defying her parents by seeing me.

Throughout our relationship, it was always me who had to enforce our decisions. Despite whatever beliefs we resolved upon, it was always my place to make sure our values were steadfast. This is why it hurt me so bad tonight when she told me she was unhappy with our relationship, because I know that I was the reason why our relationship was what it is. It was entirely my fault.

I couldn't stand the guilt, I couldn't take knowing that I had taken our relationship and made it to be something she felt guilty for, that although she didn't regret it, she couldn't in clean conscience stay with me. So, again, it was up to me to enforce the decision, this time for her faith.

Tonight I broke up with the most wonderful person I have ever met. Tonight I condemned myself to loneliness so she could retain her faith and conscience. I gave up my relationship so that there wouldn't be this dividing force between her, her God, and her parents.

And I did it all with her crying and pleading with me not to.

I don't have the heart to continue contributing. Frankly, I don't have the heart to do anything at all.

I know you'll read this baby, and I love you. I'm sorry it had to end this way, but maybe when you've resolved your problems with your family and faith we can be together. I'm sorry.