User:Gigathrash

''ATTENTION DUELISTS. This user's hair is holding a LackeyCCG MTG tournament. Sign up here. If you do not know how to play MTG visit the MTG site, for specific questions please ask my hair or any member of the Guild Wiki MTG group. Sign ups will close on September 14th at 3:30 P.M.'' Because this user enjoys a bandwagon as much as the next guy (Warwick, or Shadowcrest if you get technical) '''The following quotes are from different Webcomics across the internet. Each one is from a different comic. There are 21. I read all of them and have them fully up to date at all times. Many quotes are quoting multiple people at once. Some also contain sound effects. The *'s after the quotes are the difficulty level the more *'s the harder.''' '''Each correct answer will be awarded in game gold dependent on difficulty. *=25g **=50g ***=75g ****=100g *****=150g ******=500g'''
 * 1) Wild Cherry Cola, Hmmm.  Wild cherry.  Wild cherry...  UNGAWA!  TUK TUK!  TINY LITTLE LOINCLOTHS!****(4) Solved by PossessedLinebeck- From Catharsis
 * 2) This is where we make Mario Party Games.  You like Mario Party Games. Yes?  Um... Not Really...  SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It Prints... ...MONEY!**(2) Solved by Cress Arvien- From F@nb0y$
 * 3) MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A LOVING RIVER OF LOVING LOVE.  Ooookay, gettin' creepy.  Best Romance story, EVER. Now to add some political commentary aaaaand done.  It's Over Anakin! This high ground adds +5 to my agility!  HAX!****(4) Solved by Entrea- From VG Cats
 * 4) MERRY CHRISTMAS!  AHEM.  One sec, boss fight...**(2) Solved by Cress Arvien- From Ctrl-Alt-Del
 * 5) You got my journal done? I'm trying Jiminy! You want like, 8,000 points in Honey Slider1 I am but a man!***(3)
 * 6) Knock, knock. Who's there?  September 11th.  September 11th, who?  You said you'd never forgAAH*****(5)
 * 7) The sheer size of it... ...It's so LONG! Do you know what you could do with it? Yes.*****(5)
 * 8) Machokin' his chicken.*(1)
 * 9) Finally home. Time to relax. ::Sniff Sniff:: ::Chomp!::  SONFABITCH! OW!! hello Menjou.**(2)
 * 10) Ninja haiku: The Dust Bunny Paw strikes like lightning!/Beasts from sofa are vanquished./They taste like butt though.**(2)
 * 11) Min, meet Donna, and Diana.*(1)
 * 12) Um... How OLD are you guys? Fifteen, why?  I'm a DIRTY DIRTY old woman!***(3)
 * 13) Marry Me.*(1) FAIL BUTTON HAS BEEN PRESSED!
 * 14) Turns out it can't support two adult males in reverse cowgirl.**(2) Solved by Viruzzz- From Menage a 3
 * 15) Chicken?*(1) Solved by Wizårdbõÿ777- From Looking For Group
 * 16) Boooobies.**(2)
 * 17) It's "The Statue of Limitations".****(4)
 * 18) Where you born in or have you lived in Africa since 1977? I actually spent many months licking the asses of several of the continent's indigenous species.****(4)
 * 19) Thanks guys, I'll be quiet, and WILL YOU STOP LICKING MY LEG!!!******(6) Solved by Gimmethegepgun- From Wapsi Square
 * 20) Hatcha howtcha CAN'T wheez BREATH hootcha.*****(5)
 * 21) KR-66, sector 6 omega 5 3 charlie, intruder engaged, lost down corridor C-2. And she thinks she's a goddamn ninja. Dammnit***(3)

To Pay
People who solved the the references.

To Collect
Warwick: 7zkeys