User:Warwick/MotDs

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Retired MotDs
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools - Retired 18:32, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

''PO'd with wikia atm. Username same- Check. Wikia password same- Check. Wikia email the same- Check. SO WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WENT WRONG?'' - Retired 13:20, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

''Lmao. Just Lol. I call up AOL about leaving their service (this was about 3 days ago, as of 12:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)) because of the crappy connection and the general badness, and in about 5 minutes, I go from paying £24.99 a month to paying £9.99 a month, and they send a free supported wireless router.. :\'' - Retired 15:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

''I'm going to be trying to improve my wiki behaviour. Everyone hates it, but its not my fault. I get antagonised a lot everywhere, and it doesn't take much to make me angry. &mdash; Warw/Wick 15:35, 16 April 2008 (UTC)'' - Retired 12:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

''Breaking News! PanSola has more edits than skuld!!! Wow! Pan probably, by the looks of it, has the most edits in GuildWiki.. Nice one for all you Skuld haters! =P. And another thing, - What the hell? O_o.'' - Retired 20:05, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

''AOL as an ISP sucks, because they're moving their networking or somthing, and for the last month or so my internet has been terrible. They own as a browser, though. Certain vandalism doesnt work on it. =D.'' - Retired 12:07, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

''Never debate that Viper owns at playing ele, and that Prog owns at playing Warrior. Together, they are PvWin. They fail at pvp, though.'' -- Retired 21:19, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

''Alright, so theres some guy offering to run the GoM, and I decide to come in and watch him. He says "Pay upfront" so I give him a demonic relic (Which he thinks is worth 40k, idiotic nub). So, we try to enter mish and he doesnt even have dunk, and he goes "O ya.", and I go "I thought you'd done this 500 times before?". and he says "I have". Anyway, so we enter the mish, about 20 secs later he leaves, leaving 3 people with 8k less.'' -- Retired 13:18, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

''"Wtf?? Is the infuser asleep?" "No, he's dead". Lol worthy.'' -- Retired 18:00, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

''Okay so I'm bored, and I decide to go try HA. I see some guild recruiting for a HA group, they claim to be a breakoff from [HoH]. Anyways, so we get in there, and they get owned by the Zaishen.. Their monks couldn't heal, and their build was terrible. Then, when we returned to the outpost, the leader blamed it on me and kicked me. Some of these people worry me.'' - Retired 17:09, 16 March 2008 (UTC)


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