User:Randomtime/The Pwnzor

The Pwnzor (sometimes Teh pwnz0r in game) is one of the Heroes (customizable party NPCs) available in RT's brain. On January 3, 2008 - ArenaNet announced that "We are in no way planning to ever create this hero in real life, and that's a fact". However - the hero has been seen on a number of test servers, carrying around his trusty

Lore
From the unofficial website:
 * Adventureless Relenter
 * "Trust me on this, I own!"


 * Origin: Xen
 * Age: 2500000
 * Profession: Warrior


 * Some guy you find on the street corner, Koss, Whoever this guy I'm writing about The Pwnzor is made of , seriously, that's all. He's proud of what he did, the point of arrogance. He finds himself, more often than not - sitting on the sofa, doing absolutely nothing - just when you need him the most. Most of the quests he gives involve you getting more crisps for him, so he can continue watching telly. Dealing with the dregs of the underworld has its risks, but when the fate of his homeland is at stake, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his safe. When push comes to shove, he gives up, allowing the player to have less party members at a valuble moment.

Recruitment
Complete the primary quest Under the sofa, which is obtained from The Pwnzor.

Missions Involved In

 * Finding Gadd R
 * Talking to Gadd
 * Shouting at Gadd
 * Ah well, Gadd sucks, but this chick's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111on1o11on1on1o1non

Quests Involved In

 * All of them - a Hero can go anywere you idiot.

Armour
Armour worn by The Pwnzor involves a random mix of all armour and dye colours in the game, this includes female armours - which isn't a pretty sight. The armour changes every time you zone - all runes are deleted from the armour when this happens.

Skills
The Pwnzor is stubbon - you can't change his skillz!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It should be considered - that all his attributes are set to 1 - always.

Elona (Excludes Istan)
For some reason - he went on PvX and found out there was a build called "Searing Flames" - his Elonian build:

Dialogue
In Island of Shehkah:
 * "Crap, I forgot my armour - you don't mind, do you (character name)?"

In The Tribunal:
 * "Crap, I forgot to go to the toilet, you don't mind if I do it here, do you (character name)?"

In Arkjok Ward:
 * "Crap, I totally forgot to set my attributes, you don't mind, do you (character name)?"

In Command Post:
 * "Crap, you know those enemies you told me to destroy - so we could sneak in and attack the base, I totally told them you were coming instead, you don't mind, do you (character name)"

In Hell's Precipice:
 * "Crap, I forgot to unset these signets of capture - you don't mind if I stand back whilst you kill the Lich, and I'll grab his skills, do you (character name)?"

Idle Quotes
A hero's idle quote changes as the player progresses along the primary quests and missions:

Ironing Skills:
 * "I think my name makes a fine battle cry. "LOLPWNT!" What do you think?"

Leaving a Legacy:
 * "Recruit? All we should do is mention that i'm here without my armour, and those beasts will totally cower in shame."

Battle Quotes

 * "Bring your finest... I'll chicken out!"
 * "Fool! You face... oh...!"

As an opponent in The Norn Fighting Tournament:
 * "Crap, I forgot to tell any of these guys to res me, you don't mind doing it, do you (character name)?"