User:Enigma/Chronicles

A REAL healer
One day I was happily camping in Sanctum Cay, having just completed a run there with my ranger. Out of the flurry of "looking for mish runner" spam in local chat one particular message caught my eye. Someone was advertising their build as "Healing R/Mo" Since then I have tried countless times to replicate the healing powers of a monk using a ranger, but thus far failed. Whoever that guy was...he sure knew his ranger skills...not.

Bloodspike LFG HoH mission
So here I was, between green farming runs in Kodonur Crossroads when this Necro starts spamming "Bloodspike LFG mission". One does not simply bloodspike into Mordor, as they say...

GvG heroway
Its GvG night at Thy Ownerz! Everyone (5 people, oh boy) is excited and setting up their chars. We all group up to ping our skillbars and come up with some smartass way to GvG with heroes. Before you know it Taco, the guild leader and group leader, hits enter battle. The resulting GvG line-up was: Kenny, playing touch ranger, Taco in a Wammo, Daz in what might have been the old school triple chop/cyclone axe troll farmer, Shelby playing monk and myself as a Burning Arrow gank ranger. Of cource we had 2 monk heroes (1 BONDER BABY) and zhed (meteor shower ftw?) along with us.

No one has set up their build or knows what anyone else has, the heroes are genuine PVE grade set up. Woohoo. We end up being the attacking team, on burning isle. After spending all of the pre-battle time swearing at Taco and looking for the damn guild thief (who would have known burning isle doesnt feature one?) we started looking for a way to leave our base.

Having figured a way out, I run around under Natural Stride and with the flag held firmly in hand. I run through some lava to place it on the flag stand, pursued by a warrior. Naturally I hit Natural Stride again, to avoid the hits. That of cource ends my Shadow of Haste and boots me right back into the lava, 2 steps behind the warrior. After being thoroughly owned (by a FRENCH guild!) we returned to the guild hall. I spent the rest of the night swearing in guild chat.