User:One Three Three Seven/"All Your Base Are Belong to Us!"

Description
Really Loud Elite Shout. Target enemy Base Defender and all other Base Defenders of the same alliance lose all ability to do anything, and suffer from 10 health degeneration. One ward of every kind is placed randomly in the opposing base. All teleporters in the opposing base malfunction and kills anyone who enters it. All enemies in the base suffer from Blind and Daze for 20 minutes or until the match is won (which of course it will be). All allies in the base have 10 health regeneration, +20 armor, and all skills cast and recharge 50% faster for 20 minutes.

Usage

 * This skill is used to take control of the enemy base and to prevent the opposing team from spawning.
 * First move your mouse until it is hovering over the skill icon. If you can't see the skill description then you have gone too far. Apply pressure to the left mouse button. The skill should now have been activated. Proceed to slaughter all enemies in the base, while laughing maniacally and arguing with opposing mesmers about how assassins are so 1337.

Acquisition

 * I'm not telling!