User:Kessel/Dipshits Club

Hello, and welcome to Kessel's Dipshits Club. This club is a by-invitation-only club catering to all the dipshit players who insist on neutering their parties and cheating friends and strangers alike. To protect the privacy of our members, all names will be withheld unless requested by court order.


 * In the Ice Caves of Sorrow mission, a ranger by the name of U*** B**** tried to trick a monk into staying with the group. The monk had announced before leaving town that he was in for the bonus only and the group had agreed that it would do the bonus. When it became evident that the group was not capable of doing the bonus due to poor strategy and incompetent playing, UB lied to the monk that the bonus would occur after Markis and his entourage were killed. When questioned in private, UB told the interrogator to keep quiet, and that the monk had Factions and should really know better. UB was promptly placed on ignore. The monk eventually figured out what was going on and left. The party failed the mission in a miserable fashion, having only five members left after two more quit.

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