User:Randomtime/Fortunately unfortunately

fortunately unfortunately is a game... basicly someone starts, typing a sentence... then the next person continues by adding a sentence of there own, starting with: Fortunately. Then someone else continues the story, this time starting with unfortunately, it then loops round.

Great! I think...
We'll I'm trying it out to see how it works... so we shall start:

Gameplay
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Jim woke up, he climbed out of bed, it was cold. Fortunately, the sun tapped Jim on the shoulder; embracing him with a loving warmth. Unfortunately, as he stepped onto the floor, he happened to step on his cat, who immediately let out an ear screeching yell, and clawed up his ankle. Fortunately, his ankle did not exist, because of the horrible accident the night before. Unfortunately, Jim was now a cripple and in desperate need of a wheelchair. Fortunately, Someone used dismiss condition on him. Unfortunately, the skill was bugged. Fortunately, as he stumbled downstairs, he smelled bacon. And it was bacon. Unfortunately, Viper was cooking it. Fortunately, the bacon was burnt. Unfortunately, Mallyx was cooking pancakes for Jim, too. Fortunately, there was no redirect Unfortunately, Jim's GW account was banned for selling 250 Ambrace of Truths Fortunately, he emailed support, to plead his innocence, and they actually listened for once. Unfortunately Anet had a rolback after his account was restored. Fortunately, Mandragor Root Cake Unfortunately, his leg was still in pain, and the cake didn't do much to stop that. Fortunately, Mallyx did, by stamping on his other leg. The pain in this one was so great he forgot completely about the other leg. Unfortunatly, hurting more was not what he realy wanted... Fortunately, the Avatar of Dwayna appeared from the sky to heal his leg. . Unfortunately, the Avatar of Dwayna turned out to be an evil gangster who shot him Fortunately, He had planned for this, and was wearing a Shield of Absorption,  He then released his Black Widow pet to maul his attacker. Unfortunately, his enchantments were removed.Fortunately, he managed to limp away while lagging, and had 1HP with 10 pips of health regen. Unfortunately, he realised he had work this morning, he turned off Guild Wars and went and had breakfast. Fortunately, he remembered that it was President's Day, and he didn't have work because he works for the government. Unfortunately, this means there was a large holiday type parade that he needed to be on