User:Black Ark/Nightfalls ransom

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 * Scythes (big ones). Thank you!
 * An auction-hall or equivalent.
 * Discriminating NPCs that will not allow non-Nightfall-characters to be rushed off to a location where they can instantly get max-level armour and easy quests that will get them to level 20 in a heartbeat. Tyrian-born characters are supposed to suffer through Ascension before they can get max-level armour, so let those would-be rushed buggers bleed before they can join the Elonian beachparty. Seriously. Do NOT let Mhenlo decide who gets to go and who doesn't, obviously the boy is just not up for the job.
 * More dedicated guardsmen and -women who keep players from rushing/being rushed. And send someone over to Lornar's Pass while you're recruiting.
 * The ability to team-kill a player after they repeat the same line more than five times.
 * The ability to town-kill a player after they repeat the same line more than five times.
 * The ability to town-kill a player after they spam their wares outside of the trade-chat more than once.
 * A resurrection-delay of five minutes for any player that has been killed for the above infractions.
 * In case the above punishments aren't feasible, we will grudgingly accept a forced mute for a period of ten minutes for any sorts of chat-spam, including alliance/guild-chat, extended by five minutes for every attempt the muted user makes to spam during his or her penalty-time.
 * Skill-quests. Skill-quests! Seriously, what was up with the Canthan-quests? SKILL-QUESTS, Gaile!

We will be in contact later. Do not contact the police or the press, or the Frog gets it. Do not underestimate us, we might be French. Power to the people!

PS: The scythes rock, thanks!