Talk:Primitive Staff

Also dropped in Arbor Bay by Simians. X Deity X 23:07, 2 September 2007 (CDT)

hmmm looks like i can hit someone on the head with it very hard... ~ Abbadon321

Biggest staff ever? --Cosmitz 16:54, 17 September 2007 (CDT)

Big as in the size of the ends or the length? Since a lot of the other new staves are a lot longer like the Embercrest or Cobalt... Jennalee 02:44, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3269623&postcount=604 Anon

Oh snap
Dildo.

Giant, dildo.

Giant freaking dildo.

157.252.147.92 03:37, 29 October 2007 (UTC)SnowBunny

I really don't see the relation. Come on, it's not that bad :( Jennalee 11:22, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. I was thinking more along the lines of giant q-tip. --70.144.219.124 18:46, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

It's a corn dog, a giant corn dog.... like on 12 oz mouse....Hugh Manatee 02:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC)


 * All wrong. Obviously, it is a very clever primitive design to please three needs with one same object: hunger, magic casting, and pleasure, using the large part as dildo and the other one as the corn dog. Switching sides and using the large part for both things at some point for the experienced users.--Alf&#39;s Hitman 06:10, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

first thought: american gladiators