User:Gigathrash

100% ripped straight for The Nerdy Daphne Wannabe.

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Chain --> Intro--> Choose Prof--> Gender? Nein, make it male whatever you do. Except for Ranger. Railroading ftw! Each prof has individual storyline. Monk-->Save random village from asshattery of random bad guy. Heroe's Epic, First Person. Necromancer-->Discover a new skill through experimentation. Research Journal. Warrior-->Hunting the dreaded rabbit. Picture book. Ranger-->Apprentice /saving master. Memoir. Mesmer-->Dancing King. Lyrical form. SUUUUUUNGS (battle). Elementalist-->Evil guy taking over a small province in cantha. Spartan Effect. Assassin-->Local assassin stalking a prey. Heavy description, but little detail. First Person. Ritualist-->Rit fouled up summoning and got sucked into the underworld. Told in radio format. (Drink more Ovaltine) Paragon-->Dance! WOOO! Nothing left for me to do but DANCE. AKA DDR. (Saving world from meteor/space alien invasion) HOW. Good question, lets answer that later. Dervish-->... Wow, super blank. DUN DUN DUN!!!! Don't call me again. Or I'll make sure you won't call anyone ever again. You are currently being oppressed subvertly. That's what he said.

SUUUUUUUNGS!
Hellfire EyS3weMlxLA Beata Maria You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul I feel her, I see her The sun caught in raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault I'm not to blame It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame It's not my fault If in God's plan He made the devil so much Stronger than a man Protect me, Maria Don't let this siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of Hell Or else let her be mine and mine alone Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn God have mercy on her God have mercy on me But she will be mine Or she will burn! Everytime we Touch sHQqGiyVLys I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me. I still feel your touch in my dreams. Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why. Without you it's hard to survive. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go. Want you in my life. Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. They wipe away tears that I cry. The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. You make me rise when I fall. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go. Want you in my life Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side Sex! (Over the Phone) MANY sexual references 8hYtUYiuzkw What's your credit card number? 69667113. "Your phone number?" "7 51-61 77". What's your fantasy? I just wanna speak to a very hot one. "We'll call you back". Sex (sex!) over the phone Sex (sex!) over the phone Sex (sex!) over the phone Sex (sex!) over the phone Well I just want to say: Lately I smile all day Lately I'm never down lately I never frown. At home or in the car Don't matter where you are Don't wanna be alone you just pick up the phone. Sex (sex!) over the phone - You know I like it. Sex (sex!) over the phone - You know I need it. Sex over the phone - Come on and give it to me baby. Sex (sex!) over the phone. When I want to take a ride I don't have to go outside. I don't need to dress if I'm feeling lazy. I can lie there in my bed painting pictures in my head. I just touch my princess and I go crazy. Sex (sex!) over the phone - In the morning. Sex (sex!) over the phone - In the afternoon. Sex over the phone - Sometimes late in the evening. Sex (sex!) over the phone. This is the part I hate why do they make you wait? Here's where the fevers rise enough to cross my eyes. They can be short or tall they can be white or black. I don't care not at all long as they call me back. Sex (sex!) over the phone - It's so fulfilling. Sex (sex!) over the phone - They're always willing. Sex over the phone - Don't break connection baby. Sex (sex!) over the phone. Hello? Hello, baby, it's me, your fantasy. What's your name? Who cares? Just care about my body. What do you look like? Hot, I look very hot. Sex (sex!) over the phone - My private mind Sex (sex!) over the phone - Will make you mine Sex over the phone - I need it baby Sex (sex!) over the phone. If it's loving that you need satisfaction guaranteed It won't cost that much for you to start talking It's a very small amount on your credit card account Come on let your fingers do the talking! American Boy Mature Content IjlOYHpi-A0 Dis is da numba one champion sound Yeah, Estelle we 'bout to get down We da hottest in the world right now. Just touched down in London town. Bet they give me a pound. Better put the money in my hand right now. Tell the promoter we need more seats, We just sold out all the floor seats. Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day. Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA. I really want to, come pick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. He said, Hey Sister. It's really really nice to meet ya. I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type. Like the way he speak here, his confidence is peaking. Don't like his baggy jeans but I'm a like what's underneath them. And no I ain't been to MIA I heard that Cali never rains and New York's wide awake. But first let's see the west end. I'll show you to my bedroom. I'm like this American Boy. American Boy. Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA. I really want to come pick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. American Boy. Can we get away this weekend. Take me to Broadway. Let's go shopping maybe then we'll go to a Cafe. Let's go on the subway. Take me to your hood. I neva been to Brooklyn and I'd like to see what's good. Dress in all your fancy clothes. Sneaker's looking Fresh to death I'm lovin' those Shell Toes. Walkin' that walk. Talk that slick talk. I'm likin' this American Boy. American Boy. Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day. Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA. I really want to come pick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. Let them know a gwan blud Who killin' em in the UK. Everybody gonna to say you K, reluctantly, Because most of this press don't fuck with me. Estelle once said to me, cool down down Don't act a fool now now. I always act a fool oww oww. Ain't nothing new now now. He crazy, I know what ya thinkin'. White Pino I know what you're drinkin'. Rap singer. Chain Blinger. Holla at the next chick soon as you're blinkin. What's you're persona, About this Americana Rhymer. Am I shallow cause all my clothes designer. Dressed smart like a London Bloke. Before he speak his suit bespoke. And you thought he was cute before. Look at this P Coat, Tell me he's broke. And I know you're not into all that. I heard your lyrics I feel your spirit. But I still talk that CAAASH. Cause a lot wags wanna hear it. And I'm feelin' like Mike at his Baddest. The Pips at they Gladys. And I know they love it. So to hell with all that rubbish. Would you be my love, my love. Could be mine Would you be my love my love, Could you be mine Could you be my love, my love. Would you be my American Boy. American Boy Take me on a trip I'd like to go some day Take me to Chicago, San Francisco Bay I really want to, come pick it with you You'll be my American boy Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA. I really want to come kick it with you. You'll be my American Boy La da da, da da, de da La da da, da da, de da American boy Your power level isn't high enough to listen to my music. Up There gUSSjroq5Ws Sometimes I think, when I look up real high That there is such a big world up there I'd like to give it a try. But then I sink, cuz it is here I'm supposed to stay. But I get so lonely down here, tell me why's it have to be that way? Up there, there is so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom. Everyone dreams, I can dream too. Up there, up where the skies are ocean blue. I can be safe and live without a care, up there They say I don't belong I must stay below alone. Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown But what is evil anyway? is there reason to the rhyme? Without evil there can be no good, So it must be good to be evil sometimes. Up there, there is so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom. Everyone dreams, I can dream too. Up there, up where the skies are ocean blue. I can be safe and live without a care live without a care If only I coud live up there. I wanna live I wanna live up there Ooh baby, ooh I want to live up there.