User:Queen Schmuck

Charactors
8 Main Characters:

I also have various mule charactors, all of which start with "Z ".

Of them all, the Elementalist and Dervish are the characters I love playing the most. The Dervish is like a mobile PBAoE bomb constantly going off.

Guild
Founder of New Snot [NSdC] guild, for newsnot.com.[] Small guild that started with 3 people that have known each other since childhood (let's just say, awhile ago). Besides the Dye, Materials, and Rare Materials traders, and the basically worthless Skill Trainer, we have all services in our hall.

My thoughts on campaigns
Prophecies Factions Nightfall
 * Doing a quest will usually get you more monsters killed XP than the reward at the end. And what is with the non-class equipment you keep getting?
 * Whomever made the Tyria map is evil. It can be annoying how many times you "get stuck" in nitches while trying to get the Grand Master's Cartographer title (95.9%, and quit for awhile).
 * Travel to other lands from LA killed the need for a Drok's Run, but it is still highly sought after (and recently, much harder to do!).
 * I think a Piken Square outpost should exist in Pre.
 * I originally bought Factions just to get the materials storage upgrade. No kidding.
 * I find this campaign highly annoying and boring, and I HATE Kaineng City.
 * Only recently have I started to play my Rt again, but only to get her to Elona after ascension. Spirit lords are interesting to play.
 * I created a monk in Factions just to get it to level 20 quick. I then quit playing it after 4 hours.
 * So far, I really enjoy NF. In fact, I might like it as much as I do Prophecies.
 * Would LOVED to have seen another storage upgrade, either Dye and Keys upgrade, or MORE SPACE upgrade.

General Thoughts
I think an offline message/mail system would be nice.

Heros can be expensive to upgrade with runes, but are worth every penny you sink into them.

ArenaNet should worry more about making Quests show up and work correctly, and spend less time "fixing" skills.

Not a GW Master
I am by no means a GW Master. Just because I have logged 1245 hours of play in the last 4 months (first started playing GW in August 2006), this does not make me a guru. Not even close.
 * I mess up.
 * I don't know everything.
 * I might currently think something is uber right now, but learn how retarded I was at a later date. I prefer to call this retardedness "learning how to play".  My  can testify to this (first char created) just by doing a /deaths emote (844 deaths in 714 hours, and counting).  He knows the taste of dirt very well.

That said, if I submit or suggest something that doesn't make sense, please let me know in a Talk page (or mine, just to make sure I read it). Seriously. I actually like to know when I am being retarded.

If instead you prefer to flame the n00b, I have made a section just for you in my talk area.

I have a tendancy to update stuff on Wiki at 1-3 am, which can clog the mind with dreams of living with a normal sleep pattern. This can have dire consequences on being able to speell, use grammer, and, in general, make sense.