User:Yikey

Hey fellers. I'm Yikey, you can find me cruising trough Guild Wars as "Forest Nature".

About me

 * Real name: Ruben
 * Favorite bands w/ songs:
 * AC/DC: Whole Lotta Rosie
 * The Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking?
 * Rush: Roll The Bones
 * Stray Cats: Stray Cat Strut
 * Primus: Frizzle Fry
 * Guns N' Roses: Coma
 * Andromeda: Chameleon Carnival
 * Enjoys: Donuts, coffee, biking, Guild Wars, music
 * Laughs at: Wammos

My Shrine of Livia

 * "I'd like to show her MY Scepter of Orr if you know what I mean." -Yikey
 * "her boobs are as jumpy as i am after seeing them" -Super Noodle
 * "WANT" -Jarrak

Idle Quotes

 * "Let's kill time by telling some funny jokes. Well?"
 * "So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
 * "Y'know, everytime I think of pie I feel enchanced, almost obsessed."

Battle Quotes

 * "My face. Your arrow. Er, the other way around!"
 * "You're so ugly I don't even dare to shoot an arrow at you!"
 * "A retrospective."
 * "Gah!"
 * "Everytime we fight, I get this feeling."
 * "Everytime you die, I swear I can fly."
 * "Arrows, so pointy yet so deadly."
 * "Want som'ma this!"

Idle Quotes

 * "I threatened Emperor Kisu once. We both laughed. Altough I forced him to."
 * "I'm a rebel."
 * "Not moving is fun, we should do it again sometime."

Battle Quotes

 * "My daggers feel comfy deep inside your flesh."
 * "The urge to let you live is just silly."
 * "Flying daggers of death, right in the eye!"
 * "My Lyssa, who made you so ugly? Oh wait, I did."
 * "Ow! You almost hurt me more than I hurt you!"
 * "I make babies cry, I make you bleed."

Idle Quotes

 * "This reminds me of the time I blew up a weapon depot."
 * "Firey flames scattering all over the place."
 * "Even thinking about it makes me shed a manly tear."
 * "Are we wasting time or wasting my time?"

Battle Quotes

 * "Have at you!"
 * "Mind if I make a zombie out of you? Oops, too late."
 * "A curse? A bile? A disease? Or maybe all three?"
 * "You and I can't be friends, me and your animated corpse can."
 * "For the love of Grenth, you made me waste blood!"
 * "Come here so I can you give you a touch of dread."
 * "You look really good with that bursting bile on your back."

Idle Quotes

 * "I skinned a Charr the same way how he skinned my daughter. Only I used less claws and more swords."
 * "When can we get back to slaughter stuff?"
 * "The spirit of Fadio engulfes me."

Battle Quotes

 * "I can stab, decapitate or crush you. Isn't that neat?"
 * "Here's your arm back."
 * "A nice view of your suffering body."
 * "Arg."
 * "Sting, sting, sting!"
 * "I can take you all on. TWICE!"

My Very Own EotN Comic
User:Yikey/Comic Click there.