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You may vandalize this userpage; the kinkier your hardon, the longer it will stay up! It is OK to poke this user, even though he is in the special category! In fact, you may poke him mercilessly. As a courtesy, please keep the original chickens of his insanity out of your trousers.



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Hi, I am mendel. I play Guild Wars on all 4 campa igns casually, going for Drunkard (= scraping), following the meta, failing all side quests, looking up all builds on PvX and abusing consumables. More time on the wiki = less time for Guild Wars. I only play PvP. I have no powers here on GuildWiki; whether I also have admin w isdom remains to be proven. However, I did manage to get my DEX over 9000!!!!! I can jump over trees. (Believe it) Who am I?

Wikimail me?



Testimonials
''As in any good traditional commercial, here are some quotes badly ripped out of context to make them appear more favorable than they originally were. Sorted in reverse chronological order. ''


 * "I may be an admin, but that doesn't mean I'm straight!" mendel, here
 * "I think you hit all the bases with that article" Macros, 
 * "reasonably funny" Felix Omni, 
 * "mendel has a great point" PanSola, 
 * "actually keeps this wiki afloat" Lurkerabove, 
 * "one of the most chicken-infested people in this community" Dr Ishmael, 
 * "I gotta say I love your edit summaries." Entrea, 
 * " You Win: The Ruricu Awesome Star for today for your awesome reply" Ruricu, 
 * "I think you are a great contributor." Isk8, 
 * "I just wanted to compliment you on your diplomacy, sophistication in public and general knack for codes and the way things work." Powersurge360, 
 * "you've got some mad wiki skillz." CorrectJeans, 
 * "you are really good at HTML" Hellbringer, 
 * "[[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]][[Image:Frenzy.jpg]]" Auron of Neon 
 * "Y, herro dar."  Omnithrash  Gigafelix  
 * "Will you get out of my wardrobe?" Suicidal Tendencie No really... get out of there...
 * "Dude, liek, we needz you here.... I needz you. plz don't leave :-( "Arnout aka The Emperors Angel,
 * "Dude, liek, we needz you here.... I needz you. plz don't leave :-( "Arnout aka The Emperors Angel,

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