User:One Three Three Seven/Mr. Roxxor, the Uber Noober

Description
Mr. Roxxor, the Uber Noober totally PWNs, and if you ever try to attack him, that proves that you are not r0xx0r and that you never have a chance of becoming 1337.

Locations

 * Noob Continent
 * Noob Island
 * Nooob Lagoon

Skills used

 * [[Image:Death Pact Signet.jpg|25px|Signet of 1337-speak]] Signet of 1337-Speak
 * [[Image:Lightbringer Signet.jpg|25px|Signet of Roxxor]] Signet of Roxxor
 * [[Image:Signet of Rage.jpg|25px|Signet PWNAGE]] Signet of PWNAGE

Items Dropped

 * Axe of PWNage (note: Don't even try to farm this)

Dialogue

 * "Zomg, need free stuff PLOX"
 * "Stop running and face me you noob!1!!!11!!1"
 * "I PWN you with my h4x0r skillz"
 * "You are nubz0r to try and face me!"
 * "Haha! 6 vs 1, and I still owned you! Lololololol"

Trivia

 * Once, someone actually managed to capture Signet of PWNage, and Anet didn't ban them. This caused the Virtual Depression of 2006. Almost everyone quit Guild Wars because that skill PWNed everyone too much.