User talk:Uberness15867

So um...yeah what's up. I admit to being a wiki noob, but I've been using this site for years now and decided to finally make an account. I'll try not to um...butcher anything, much. Uberness 19:39, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Welcome to GuildWiki and whatnot. [[Image:Banjulhu icon.png|50x19px]]  Banjthulu  is better than you 19:41, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Also if anyone would be so kind as to teach me how to make a fancy user page, I would be deeply appreciative :D Uberness 19:42, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah - I can (My page isn't in top condition at the moment) what do you want on your page Random Time 19:44, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I would suggest looking through existing user pages, finding one that strikes your fancy, and then copying/messing around with the code. [[Image:Banjulhu icon.png|50x19px]] Banjthulu  is better than you 19:44, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh, hullo thar. If you want a fancy userpage, your best bet is to look at other people's userpages, and copy their code to your userpage :) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:43, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Welcome. My only advice is to make sure to give credit to whoever page you copy from. JonTheMon 19:47, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Naturally. Just want to inflate my ego a bit ^^ Uberness 19:49, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Go go - and post here if you need more help Random Time 20:17, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

User:Galil
That is where I started to build my userpage. Make sure to give him credit somewhere :). It would be easier to read off his page, since I have templated all of mine for easier editing. -- Lann 04:40, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

location: rhode island sometimes, new hampshire usually
Jesus Christ that's where I live DON'T KILL ME. 04:44, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Please try to assume good faith in dealing with users in close enough proximity to kill you. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 04:46, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * So don't assume he's a sockpuppet? Got it, under control. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 04:48, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

First off I have not the slightest clue what a sockpuppet is, secondly, NH?! O.O
 * A sockpuppet is a secondary (or tertiary or etc.) account that a person creates to deceive other users. Don't worry about it. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 05:13, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah, good old Granite State, motto: "We cried when a rock formation fell." Sockpuppets are fake accounts for pre-existing users -- I was making a joke, since Felix's comment was out from left field. And, lastly, don't forget to sign your comments with ~ . :] [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 05:13, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

heh, I usually remember to sign, but I was rather shocked at finding someone else who actually lived near me. And of course we cried over a rock formation. What else do we have? Uberness 05:16, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Uhhh... Give me a minute, I'll think of something.  Also, you can indicate who you are replying to by indenting with a colon . :D  The more colons, the larger the indent. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 05:17, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * According to Google, you have doggie pictures, an art exhibit, and Old Home Day. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 05:18, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * The disturbing bit is that I actually know who runs the Old home day. It sickens me. Oh yeah we got maple syrup. 'nuff said. This fancy wiki code baffles me btw. Uberness 05:20, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Technically, I think, the maple syrup is Vermont's. And my internet pooped itself:  I think it was overexcited at the discovery of another local. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 05:49, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Meh... all that generic homely stuff can be consolidated nicely to New England. Hell, even the name New England conjures up images of quaint little houses all painted white, and about a dozen farmer's markets. Uberness 05:56, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * That would have been hard to fit on our state quarter. I ran into a farmer's market on Main Street the other day...  almost literally.  The dumb creatures put their ROAD CLOSED sign on a blind drive-type side street. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 06:13, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I think you'd be doing the state a favor by running into them if they're foolish enough to block a blind drive. Uberness 06:35, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * The state would likely have been more concerned with my unlicensed driving. :D [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 06:47, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * They might have something to say about that, then again "Live Free or Die" says otherwise. This is the state where you can buy fireworks and not wear a seatbelt, and buy guns with almost no background check. Uberness 06:56, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Hear hear. Also, Facebook is being a bitch.  I still can't figure out how to look people up who aren't in my network, PAT GANNON. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 06:58, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Perhaps because I have not done jack diddly with my account on it since i was asked to make one by a friend?Uberness 07:00, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * That could also have something to do with it. However, as my search for my friend Parker also proves fruitless, and I know that he has one, I conclude that Facebook simply hates me. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:02, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Entirely likely. That thar nasty interwub has a tendency to lash out viciously at passer-byUberness 07:05, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Dear lord, that was New Hampshire dialect through and through. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:08, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Wha' choo talkin' bout? I dun gone and gut all confused. :DUberness 07:12, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * IT BURRRRRRRNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I work in retail, and deal with inbreds from Pittsfield all the time... don't do this to me. >_<  Oh, and no offense if you're an inbred from Pittfield... D: [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:14, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Certainly not. In my defense, I was born in Rhode Island, but one can't help but pickup the dialect when one is surrounded by...well... inbreeds from Pittfield. You can almost hear the gears of their brains straining to keep up.^_^Uberness 07:18, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I was born in South Carolina. One could argue that being from the south originally helps me relate to our smellier New Hampshire friends, but I prefer to focus on the fact that SC is rather far away. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:24, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * ooo SC, the succession state? Having twice visited that state, I had the privelage of meeting a genuine southerner, genuinely annoyed that the south lost the Civil War. i distinctly remember seeing Confederate flags on his truck. His license plate read "Dern Tooten I'm a Rebel". Uberness 07:32, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

LOL. That's amazing. I've no trace of a southern accent, so I can easily duck away amongst my adopted Yanks. :D Edit to add: Though I do frequently drop a "y'all." 07:38, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh god I spent two years in Texas, and "y'all" was abused regularly there. Uberness 07:41, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I live in North-Eastern Tennessee, and let me tell you: Some people here go as far as to think that the Civil War is still going on and the South hasn't lost... It's a sad, sad occurrence, and similar mindsets are all too common. -- [[Image:Ruricu-sig.png]] ( Talk • Contribs) 07:42, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Hiiii Ruriface. <3 Texas, hmmm?  You are far too well-traveled to be a real New Englander. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:46, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I've been to Ireland as well, along with several other European nations. If by real you mean "hickish" then yes I am not a "real" New Englander, yea though I have lived here most of my life.Uberness 07:49, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Yup. Hickish, and terrified of any destination further than the local Wal-Mart. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:53, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Rofl. That and the local hunting area. "Get in the truck kids, we're gonna watch daddy shoot us a deer!"Uberness 07:57, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Hahaha. :D Now, I don't want to ask you what city you live in, since this is a public talk page, but as a female I should be able to, more or less, determine your location via your answer to the following question:  What's the closest major mall to you? [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:00, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Would have to say Concord Mall...I think. I live waaaaaay out in the sticks, so to speak. Although atm I'm located in RI for another week, then heading back.Uberness 08:03, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * JESUS CHRIST YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHO I AM THEN. D: [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:04, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 'Tis a distinct possibility..... Ever tried the Red Apple Buffet?! Uberness 08:08, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Hell yeah! It's the only buffet I trust in Concord tbh.  Have you ever been to the EB Games in the Concord mall?  Well, it's a GameStop now, but, same difference. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:09, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * It's the only buffet I trust in most of NH... Claremont fails... and christ I have visited the Game Stop there many times. Sushi buffet ftw.Uberness 08:11, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * A couple years ago I was the sole female employee of that particular GameStop. Red highlights, smart-ass attitude, deep hatred of Halo, usually mocking customers with the bitter, bald manager? >:D [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:15, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * O.O I vaguely remember seeing a person who fits that description pretty damn well. Chances are I was looking for a new game to entertain me during one of my many breaks from GW.Uberness 08:18, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * After I left there I was at Borders for a year and a half... And now I'm back at Gamestop. :D  Well, technically I work across the hall, but the previously mentioned manager is constantly visiting my store, and I'm nearly always in his.  And if you mentioned GW at all while you were in EB, I probably started talking your ear off. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:21, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I was working at Pat's Peak at the time in the kitchen. Ever go?
 * Forgot to sign -_- Uberness 08:23, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Good job not signing. ;D Last year I went to Pat's for the first time since I was about nine year old, to snowboard. My butt got cold. D: 08:24, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * lol. Well I would advise against eating popcorn from there. We had a habit of saving it and throwing it in a trashbag for later use. :DUberness 08:27, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * OH GOD. I suppose I can't say anything, though; when I refilled the Lindt truffle displays in Borders, some very, very unfortunate truffles would make their way to the bins because I couldn't be assed to find the trashcans. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:30, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * If customers to just about any restaurant knew what went on behind the scenes, most places would be very quickly forced out of business. Uberness 08:33, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Precisely why I would never work in the food business. Anywho, I'm going to go to sleep soon... Damned addicting Internet.  Has you MySpace and/or MSN messenger? [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:36, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * As am I. I have work in less than 12 hours. I have both, though I never really use my Myspace and don't really remember what it is. captuberness@hotmail.com. long live my overly retarded superhero name -_-.Uberness 08:43, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
 * It's okay, my online pseudonym was Duchess Mau for ages. >D Added. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:47, 18 June 2008 (UTC)