User talk:Xeeron/TOP5

6) Your family and friends are used to being insulted with "n00b" Skuld  12:58, 10 May 2006 (CDT)

7) When you see a funeral hearse pass by, you chuckle to yourself thinking "n00bs didn't bring a rez"

8) While taking a walk in the park, you have a strong desire to /kneel at the statue of the Famous Local Hero.

9) Sometimes when you're in a light mood you run out in your undies and start dancing, but are them surprised that no one joins you.

10) Whenever you meet someone, you reflexively look at their feet to find out their title.

11) GLF Monk Halo 2 - 3/4 (Jamie)

12) When you watch sport you can't help thinking about which players should be nerfed.

13) Any time you're sent an email asking for your opinion on something, you always reply with a suggestion end with "FTW!"

14) You wonder why your boss doesn't have a shiny aura.

15) When going out, you order "three dwarven ale and another one after a minute".

16) You never go anywhere unless you're with at least two monks.

17) On Boxing Day, you salvage all the presents you didn't like for materials.

18) When someone complains about a Migraine, you scan the people around you looking for the Mesmer.
 * You also start the action (complete with sounds and visual aura) to Remove Hex from that person. --theSpectator 17:35, 23 August 2006 (CDT)

19) When setting out on a longish trip, ask if you're "running or fighting".

20) You are honestly surprised to see people's lips move when they speak. (This problem will be solved by GW Nightfall :) --Daniel Rendat 00:53, 22 October 2006 (CDT))

21) You don't bother talking with anyone who's sitting down because they're probably afk.

22) When introduced to a priest, your first question is "are you heal or prot?"

23) You have walked up to a Hell's Angel to check out his "15k scar pattern armor".

24) When your fourth child is born, you lament the loss of "character slots", and eventually marry someone else for four additional "slots".
 * However, you remain in constant fear of your two spouses meeting each other, because you have a sneaky suspicion that you will lose two of your "slots" if they do.

25) You dream about the perfect skillbar only to awake and realise the elite skill you invented doesn't exist. True story. Shandy 07:26, 18 May 2006 (CDT)
 * In a dream, objects that you can interact with are denoted by white text - Lord Ehzed 11:52, 9 June 2006 (CDT)

26) You just realised that pressing ALT doesn't highlight the important stuff on your homework.

27) When you're short on cash, you think about "farming" wild creatures outside your town. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

28) When you apply for that accounting job, you spend the previous night looking for "Accountant builds" on Guru. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

29) You authored the entry "M/Any Irresistible Bloke" on FindRomance.com. --Karlos 21:38, 11 June 2006 (CDT)

30) When entering a new building, you always hug the walls to "fully uncover" it. --Xeeron 17:44, 15 June 2006 (CDT)

31) You worship the old gods of tyria at church--A Guy 22:58, 23 June 2006 (CDT)

Found at the Gear Trick forums:

32) ...you do the washing up and eye the cutlery greedily, wondering how many steel ingots you could salvage.

33) ...you slip over, cut your knee and immediately try and use Troll Unguent.

34) ...you try and 'knockdown' the neighbour's guinea pig and try and Charm it.

35) ...you recruit a group of 7 random people off the street to pick up milk from the store

36) ...you ask the doctor if he has a degree in smiting prayers.

37) ... every conversation at the dinner table starts with "During quest today..."

38) ...you stick a axe in a freezer and call it a icy war axe.

39) When your younger brother gets picked on by some locals, after which you aggro them and yell to your brother "Go on, I'm tanking, I'm tanking!" &mdash; Galil  21:56, 6 September 2006 (CDT)

40) You walk into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Superior Tampons of Absorption (Ocelot never 06:16, 16 October 2006 (CDT))
 * You know, I really rofl'd here. -- Sigm@ [[image:Glimmer_of_Light.jpg|19px]] (talk|contribs) 13:55, 23 January 2007 (CST)

41) When you walk into a club and say "GLF Hot Chick w/ Words of Comfort and Binding Chains. PST for good time!" — Jyro X 15:15, 16 November 2006 (CST)

42) When you actually break down and buy a "LFG" shirt from jynx.com. — Jyro X 15:16, 16 November 2006 (CST)

43) When you are Panicing when you are using your speech in front of 50 people, you are desparate trying to find the mesmer.

44) The next time you think you will be Panicing you fist use Holy Veil and then do what you have to do. -- Sigm@  (talk|contribs) 07:08, 22 January 2007 (CST)

45) You don't ever sleep, because you are logged out. zarik

46) When you are trying to use Ward Of Stability around your house during a tornado warning.  Marin Bloodbane  18:42, 23 February 2007 (CST)

47) When you try to Animate Bone Minions from your dead cat's corpse, before you realise there probably isnt enough corpse to make two minions.

48) When you hear someone talking about you behind your back and press Z to try and figure out what they think is so wierd about you...

49) When you watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and you don't know why the Black Knight is holding a sword instead of a spear. You pass it off as a new version of the Bunny Thumper.

50) Before committing suicide, you ask, "How do I log out?"

51) You refuse to purchase any "Nerf" brand products, and prefer the original pre-Nerf Lawn Jarts. Queen Schmuck 03:24, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

52) when writing "/resign" all over the ladies room does not allow you to exit the baseball arena, you begin writing "/bug resign emote doesn't work on astro's observer mode" --Honorable Sarah 03:33, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

53) You try to download data every time you go into the bathroom :-P --:-) GlennThePaladin (Talk,Contrib) 16:43, 22 May 2007 (CDT)

54) When you see someone tying their shoelaces, you run up to them and punch them in an attempt to interrupt their trapping. - (snō hwīt tăn)  [sic]  14:25, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

55) when you write all skills you've unlocked on your CV (résumé for Americans)

56) when you try to sell bottles of black paint for 8000 dollar/euros/pounds.--El_Nazgir 20:13, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Top X signs you have been on GuildWiki too long
1) Your actual signature is ~
 * You should see my guru posts.. Skuld  16:41, 11 May 2006 (CDT)

2) All your emails begin with

3) Whenever you see graffiti in real life, you search around for the history button so you can revert it.

4) You once went into your son's room, got disgusted with the mess, and spray painted on the wall.

5) Your business card comes replete with,  and

6) You designed your resume using Template:Attributes and Template:Skill bar.

7) Every time you see a poster for M:i:III, you mistake it for an interwiki link to meta.wikimedia.org. (I guess this fits Wikipedians better than GuildWikians...)

8)You click on the Time Stamp in the "Recent Changes" page to see the changes since the last time you looked at the page and you get an empty list. :(
 * I do this several times a day :( &mdash; Skuld  14:22, 9 June 2006 (CDT)
 * don't we all? ST47 16:01, 18 July 2006 (CDT)
 * * raises hand* &mdash; Galil  22:00, 6 September 2006 (CDT)

9) You mean to tell someone off ingame for spamming local channel with trades and tell them off for spamming recentchanges instead :p

10) You are annoyed at a lack of "block" link on gmail for spammers

11) you've ever beat your own edit back to recent changes. --Honorable Sarah 12:44, 26 July 2006 (CDT)

12) When you tag  on your garbage bin and hope an admin will "delete" it for you. &mdash; Galil   22:00, 6 September 2006 (CDT)

13) When you look down at the clock on your desktop and realize that GuildWiki is the only site you've been on for the past 7 hours.
 * *raises hand* — Jyro X [[Image:Darkgrin.jpg|25px]] 15:14, 16 November 2006 (CST)

14) When you want to say something to someone else, you desperatly look him up in the encyclopedia to reach his talkpage

15) If you try to write out your guild name and put the tag in double brackets.

Move Request
Personally, I think humor articles belong in the user space, so I disagree with the move request. Other opinions? --- Barek (talk • contribs) - 13:10, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
 * I agree. Keep it in user space. -- [[Image:Bishop_icon2.png]] Bishop [ rap|con ] 13:57, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
 * Fine, removing the move tag. There are several excellent ones here, though, and I don't know if it is that important to be deathly serious always under the non-main namespaces. &mdash; Stabber &#x270d; 17:59, 15 June 2006 (CDT)


 * I think it should be moved into the GuildWiki name space as a community project. --Karlos 19:03, 15 June 2006 (CDT)


 * I think the Category solution is awesome. :) --Nilles 17:47, 22 June 2006 (CDT)


 * Why thank you /bow --Xasxas256 02:32, 24 June 2006 (CDT)

Actually doing any of those top 5?
I actually did feel that my dad was cheated when he got a green car instead of a black one. --Mgrinshpon 14:05, 6 October 2006 (CDT)
 * Lol, I feel the urge to comment, but then, I feel that comment would be quite a nasty one. >D ~ Nilles (chat) 17:31, 6 October 2006 (CDT)

This is funny
i actually was picking my brother up from school the other day and tried to press ALT to find him, this is actually a true story...i need a vacation--Samurai Snack 23:01, 19 October 2006 (CDT)
 * I do that sometimes, too.--Nog64 23:14, 26 January 2007 (CST)

Heh, last semester after cashing in my old textbooks, my honest-to-Grenth first thought was "I don't like carrying cash, I better put this in the Xunlai." Zaq 16:25, 29 January 2007 (CST)

I constantly try to press Z to see what's happening behind me. Funny shit :D - (snō hwīt tăn)  [sic]  02:28, 23 September 2007 (CDT)

I just remembered that I had a dream last night where I was trying to convince someone to go with the guild name, Xunlai's Pimps. &mdash;♥ Jedi ♥ Rogue ♥ 19:14, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Rofl. A friend ingame asked what I was doing, gets the reply "gate of madness", then says "I did that in 7 minutes with hench the other day. Or did I dream that?" Lord of all tyria 19:20, 6 December 2007 (UTC)