User:Darksyde Never Again

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[[Image:Canada 79x40.png]]Gerroh
Age: 19 Location: Ontario, Canada Occupation: Professional Slacker First Profession: Necromancer Started Playing: March 2, 2007 Favourite Professions: Dervish, Necromancer, Ranger Current Guild: Il Skinny Puppy Il [SP]. Click Here to View Characters This was a total accident, I swear. If a rule or law is wrong, do what you can to fix it. [http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User_talk:Gaile_Gray/Archive_Support_Issues/Apr_-_Jun_2008#Inappropriate_language. Here]'s an argument I started that got "Inappropriate Language" changed to "Verbal Abuse" in the reporting panel.
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F'awesome Skills
Paradox

51/45 "Thanks, Captain Obvious!"
 * Spell. You interrupt yourself.

5020 Well of Obvious
 * Shout. If target foe is a foe, you gain 10 energy.

10220 Sarcasm Alert
 * Well Spell. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a well of Obvious. If that corpse was fallen creature, all foes who are foes in this well suffer from a -5 health degeneration.

515 Failtastic Assassin
 * Skill. If target foe is, in fact, not an ally, that foe takes 10...70 damage.(Attribute: Strength, because Paragons ALWAYS use Strength.)

25101 "F--- You Too!"
 * Elite Skill. Target touched foe is hit by your over-used elite and takes 10...400 damage, but that's not enough for you, so you will continue to spam your chain out of order in a desperate attempt to kill them.(Attribute: Critical Strikes.)

5045 Divide By Zero
 * Shout. If you are below 10% health, target foe shares all of your conditions and hexes, and they lose all but 20...10% of their maximum health(Attribute: Command.)

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 * Spell. Uh oh.