User:Cheese Slaya

Hi, welcome to my awesome user page. Right now I'm just gonna set some things straight.


 * 1) I'm better than you. A LOT better than you. Period. Glad we got that settled; see user box Me>You for evidence.
 * 2) I'm awesomer than you. A LOT awesomer than you. Period. Glad I got that over with; see user box PvAwesome for evidence.

Enjoy, and remember, I'm better than you!

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 This user loves cheese. If you want his cheese, you will have to challenge him in native Antartican cinder block wrestling. If you lose, you must submit one and a half of your own testicles, as well as a cup of Maxwell House coffee.



Attributes
I can never remember the attributes...so...this is for my quick reference:).

Characters
Under construction.

1.Character: Cheese Slayer

Profession: Ranger

Weapons: Every green bow in the game except Urgoz's, and 15^50 20/20 Sundering Half Moon of Fortitude(Same mods as Urgoz Shortbow).

Level: 20, Ascended and Weh No Su (Closer To The Stars)

Armor: 1.5k Droks, (Infused) getting new armor soon, but still debating on which type.

Pet: Mozzarella: Dire Black Widow, not spider ran.

Skills: Every Prophecies and Factions Elite and every other skill non-elite skill in prophecies, no NF elites yet (I have my tank cap NF elites), all good NF non-elie skills.

Places: Everywhere in Prophecies and Factions, Yohlon Haven in Nightfall.

Uses: General PvEing and occasional FoW,UW, and Warcamp farming runs.

Experience: 1.8 Million

2.Character: Can Monk For Cheese

Profession: Monk

Weapons: Kephet's Refuge, Wroth's Set, Totem Axe and -50hp Grim Cesta.

Armor: 15k Canthan Armor and set of 55 Shing Jea Armor.

Level: 20, Weh No Su.

Experience: 400,000.

Skills: Most Prophechies and Factions elites, all useful non-elite skills.

Places: All the 1337 farming spots.

Uses: General Farming and of course 55/Famine Farming in UW.

3.Character: Mozzarella Master

Profession: Necromancer

Weapons: Stonereaper, Morgriff's Staff, Nightbringer.

Armor: 1.5k Droks.

Level: 20, Weh No Su.

Experience: 250,000

Skills: All SS and MM skills.

Places: Not much, relatively new.

Uses: MMing.

More to be added soon.

Titles

 * 1) Tyrian Grandmaster Cartographer
 * 2) Friend of the Kurzicks (430k)
 * 3) Commander
 * 4) Mighty Hero
 * 5) Fang of the Serpent (Guild title for winning 2 guild 1v1 tourneys in a row)
 * 6) Forgetter of His Own Titles
 * 7) Some Sunspear Title I Don't Remember
 * 8) Protector of Tyria
 * 9) Protector of Cantha
 * 10) Protector of Elona
 * 11) Some Other Stuff
 * 12) Some More Other Stuff
 * 13) Some MORE More Other Stuff
 * 14) Stuff

Tested builds that should be unfavored

 * 1) Build: R/Mo Quick Needler Unfavored now, yay:)
 * 2) Build: A/any Deadly Dancing Leaf Unfavored now, doubleyay:)
 * 3) Build: D/A InvinciBomb

My Build(s) (Which is a small list because almost all of my ideas are already on the wiki)
Chkkr Thousand Tail Farmer(Favored)

Flailing Coward(stub)

Signet of Hexes(stub)

My Special Files
User:Cheese Slaya/Cheese Slaya's Sandbox

User: Cheese Slaya/Future Skills

User: Cheese Slaya/Elite Skills

Quizzes
Mesmer 70% Warrior 55% Monk 55% Ranger 45% Elementalist 30% Necromancer 15%



I am also sometimes at the stress level of:

Credits
Special thanks to Defiant Elements, Zerris, Rapta and InfestedHyrdralisk for the userboxes (and/or additional 1337 features) to copy and rework.