Inquisitor Bauer

General
Inquisitor Bauer is a member of the White Mantle, and according to the Guild Wars Lore, in charge of conducting investigations leading to discovering Shining Blade encampments and supporters.

Location

 * North Kryta Province
 * Near Ascalon Settlement, questioning Farmer Dirk. Does not always spawn.
 * Scoundrel's Rise
 * Just outside Gates of Kryta (location). He and some Peacekeepers are circled around Camryn Jamison. Does not always spawn.
 * Your character needs to have witnessed the conversation in North Kryta Province in order for him to depart for Scoundrel's Rise and spawn there.

Dialogue

 * Inquisitor Bauer:  DAMN IT, we don't have time for this! Tell me where the Shining Blade is hiding.
 * Farmer Dirk:  I don't know anything! I'm just a simple hog farmer!
 * Inquisitor Bauer:  You're going to tell me what I want to know. It's just a question of how much it's going to hurt you.
 * Peacekeeper Marksman:  Careful boss, you can't keep killing all of our leads...
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Don't question my methods!
 * Inquisitor Bauer: That sure is a nice pig you have there. If you tell me what you know, I'll make sure nothing bad happens to him.
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: Ummm... Boss?
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Don't interrupt me while I'm interrogating a suspect!
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: But...don't those guys over there look kind of familiar?
 * Inquisitor Bauer: I don't have time to follow your ignorant hunches, I'm a professional!
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: Uhhh... Ok, you're the boss...
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Do you see this pine cone? Do you know what I could do to you with with this pine cone?
 * Peacekeeper Enforcer: Mmmmphy eees ellphin ehh ruuuph.
 * Inquisitor Bauer: What? I can't understand a word you are saying! Why don't you take that stupid thing out of your mouth!?
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: He said "Maybe he's telling the truth." He has a point... maybe this farmer doesn't know anything.
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Impossible! Look, farmer, tell me what you know or things are going to start getting messy!
 * Farmer Dirk: Fine, fine... the Shining Blade is hiding in... umm...
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Out with it! We're running out of time!
 * Farmer Dirk: They're in Scoundrel's Rise! Yeah, that's it! I mean... where else would scoundrels like them be?
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Of course! You men stay behind and see if you can get any more information. 
 * Inquisitor Bauer: I'm going to Nebo Terrace to gather my "interrogation supplies" so I can be first to reach the traitor's camp.
 * Inquisitor Bauer: I need to get there with haste! I don't want my suspects pre-beaten when I start my work!
 * (Inquisitor Bauer runs off)


 * Peacekeeper Marksman: So what do you people know about the Shining Blade?
 * : The Shining who? Never heard of them.
 * Peacekeeper Enforcer: mrrrmph ummmph huphin braaph?
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: I agree, my hulking accomplice. Perhaps we should jog their memory.
 * (All Peacekeepers turn hostile and attack you)

Trivia

 * Inquisitor Bauer is a clear reference to Jack Bauer, the main protagonist of the popular television series 24. "Damn it, I don’t have time!" is a phrase often used by the TV character.