User:Suicidal Tendencie

I, Suicidal Tendencie, hereby request permission to relentlessly troll and spam on GuildWiki. I will devote all the hours given to me each day to ensuring I dominate RC with constant page blanking. I will troll peoples talk pages, I will go to the second edit on as many pages as I can find, and undo it.

I will upload hordes of builds for the sake of it, I will delete the policies, and I will create my own policies to replace them. I will make approximately half the skill pages redirect to Nerf, which in turn will redirect to Izzy.

I will also troll relentlessly on IRC. I will spam messages making normal users feel powerless and unwanted. I will challenge the rule of the Sysops and BCrats. Proxies will be my tools, and any edits reverting mine will be my encouragement.

Yours,

Suicidal Tendencie



User:Suicidal Tendencie/Animate Madness Horror Skill. Old one.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Armor My favourite armor for each profession.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Aspect of lol Skill.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Boss Grawl Boss of my own devising

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Concise Not so concise descriptions.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/God Walking Titles I'll max for God Walking, not yet completed the page.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Protective Mark Skill. Old one.

User:Suicidal Tendencie/Wail of Wutwut Skill.

Shard's translations ftw. Some of my favourites:

Many Elementalist builds consist of a varied toolbox for flexible mid-line support Fire Magic skills.

Energy Boon's rework is intended to make it still worse than Glyph of Lesser Energy.

Many of the best Mesmer skills are Visions of Regret.

''Monk Elites are a very delicate balance. They have to be very powerful to compete with nonelite Rit heals...''

''Clamor of Souls is basically reworked to function as a better, more powerful, aoe alternative to Caretaker's Charge; the primary difference is that Clamor of Souls is area-effect. This is mainly to promote a bit of diversity within the existing Ritualist builds that we consider well-balanced because we're retarded table legs.''

We also tried to make Healing Breeze last longer by lowering its duration.