User:BarGamer/"You Die. Now."

Skill Details
Target minion, enemy, or noob dies. Instantly. If used to kill a noob, this skill is disabled for 15 seconds, because all the other noobs fled from your wrathful presence, and you have to go chase them down. If used to kill an enemy, this skill is disabled for 30 seconds. But at least they don't run. If used to kill a Spirit, you get a new spirit of the same type, under your control, and it recharges instantly. In any case, you steal 1 Billion HP and Energy from the targetted retard, even if it didn't have that much. It just appears.

Usage

 * Use to get corpses. They're all the same, anyways.
 * For an brokenly powerful Rit/N, use in combination with The Perfect Bomb, Weapon of Pwnage Was Soy Oil, Animate My Little Friends.

Acquisition
Skill Quests: Skill Trainers: Signet of Capture:
 * Minion Bombing For Fun and Profit
 * Soy Oil gives you the quest when she trains you. Unfortunately, she never actually gives you the SKILL, she just points and laughs at you.
 * No. You can't have it. MINE!

Related Skills

 * The Perfect Bomb Makes your minions better than most party members, Heroes, and Henchies.
 * Weapon of Pwnage Was Soy Oil YOUR enchants.
 * Animate My Little Friends The only Animate skill you'll ever need.