User:JadeWarrior

Structure
Everyone in Hells Ally has the rank of Officer - we operate on the basis that if someone can't be trusted with that rank, they're not desirable to game with.

Notable Accomplishments
For a few weeks we (by we, I mean a friend and I) made a small push on the Challenge Mission Ladder, until we got bored and tired of all the lame AFK challenge missions, and the bugs prevalent throughout them.

21 Apr 2006 Dragon's_Throat_(Mission)
I had helpfully noted that killing the ranger boss in this mission twice does not yield a time bonus like the other bosses. GuildWiki user:Armond reverted this edit, which implied (if only unintentionally) that I am retarded and don't know anything about a mission I've run dozens of times, without even taking the time to test my assertion.

So, after burying my dead rabbit, Mr.BunnyHops, I took the time to test his/her assertion that none of the bosses can give you more than one time bonus, though I knew it to be incorrect:



Here I am killing the mesmer boss for the first time. He is so gonna die.



Here he is dead. Timer gained a minute.



Here I am waiting for him to respawn. I have a pretty purple dress. So pretty.



Here I am killing him again. He is so gonna be dead.



Here he is dead a second time. Timer gained yet another minute to it. This is how we stay in there a long time and get those high scores and catch Extensive Plague Exposure. The Ranger boss in there, he will only give you a minute on his first spawn. He will also only spawn 2 times, when most of the other bosses in there have a spawn limit of 3. Dragon's Throat has a theoretical limit to the number of points you can get in it.

Sir/ma'am, if you have read and acknowledged my rightness in this matter, through lack of desire to press the issue or have verified my rightness through your own tests, please affix a message along the lines of :u r sorite below this. This will, though shallow as it is, make me feel like I won an argument on the internets, and somewhat compensate me for the time spent on confirming what I knew to be true. If you feel like I'm being condescending or hate me, you can affix :ura jerk, which won't make me feel as happy, but will at least let me know my attempt to educate/inform people about the game isn't in vain.