User:Nova/The Twelve Days of RA

The Twelve Days of RA
bleh, seriously outdated now. escape is good elite in pvp (espeically RA) and AoB... But, they will never buff the mending wammos. Evar.

On the first day of RA, Anet gave to me… a noob that didn’t bring rez!

On the second day of RA, Anet gave to me… Two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the third day of RA, Anet gave to me… Three assassin tanks, two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the fourth day of RA, Anet gave to me… Four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos, and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the fifth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 5 minutes of laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the sixth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the seventh day of RA, Anet gave to me… 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the eighth day of of RA, Anet gave to me… 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the ninth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the tenth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the eleventh day of RA, Anet gave to me… 11 Avatar of Balthazar dervishes, 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.

On the twelvth day of RA, Anet gave to me… 12 PvE rangers with level 5 pets, 11 Avatar of Balthazar dervishes, 10 stationary spirit spammers, 9 minion masters, 8 rangers that used escape, 7 annoying glitches, 6 evil leavers… 5 Minutes of Laaaaaggg… four ‘banish’ smiters, three assassin tanks, two mending whammos and a noob that didn’t bring rez.