User:RoseOfKali/SomethingOrAnother

General
So far, there are two Mesmer heroes in the game. I honestly don't think either of them stands a chance at reproduction... The new hero should be the instance where, if implemented as male, he will not be a gay loser or a fat loser. Pretty much anything else goes. The female version would have no mental disorders, as well as wear clothing that's appropriate for a MESMER!!!%#$#$@&^^%$&!!!!! There are currently three heroes for five out of six core professions. A third Mesmer hero should easily complete this set. Of course, I am leaning towards a female.

Lore
Both the male and the female are extremely competitive with everyone around them. And rightfully so, they actually have the skills for it. They sometimes talk about the jewels and riches they have gained using these "skills" around the Vabbian High Society, but there seems something "fishy" about how they did so. Their background is a mystery to all, and they never talk about it, but the great combat skills suggest some good training in the past, possibly from corsairs. They often talk about their extensive travels throughout Tyria, further supporting the corsair theory. After learning about The Great Destroyer, they decided to join up with other heroes to save the world.

Skills
During first encounter:



When recruited as a hero:

Recruitment
While wandering around near the great waterfall in the South-Eastern part of Riven Earth, you are ambushed by a Mysterious Mesmer who steals up to from your inventory. After casting Shared Burden on your party, stealing one of your skills, and using Illusion of Haste, the Mesmer runs North-West along the large water reservoir below the falls. She is under the effects of Mantra of Resolve, making it difficult to interrupt the skill chain. If you are unable to catch up right away, you can meet her further along the river, where it gets narrow, and get the quest Ya Feel Tired?. You will get your stolen money back after completing the quest. The Mysterious Mesmer starts out hostile, but will turn friendly if under 20% health, or when you meet her down the river.

Armor
The starting armor is called "Renegade's armor" and is a unique version of Rogue armor for the male and Monument armor for the female. You can obtain Elite armor similarly as for the other EotN heroes. The Elite armor for the male is a modified version of Krytan armor or Elite Kurzick armor. The Elite armor for the female is a modified version of Enchanter armor or Elite Elegant armor.

Idle Quotes

 * "A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a mission. That's just a fool."
 * "I don't care what you're doing, its just the idiotic way your doing it."
 * "Let's mosey..."

Battle Quotes

 * "Would you stop acting like an #$%#!! and fight!"
 * "What I'm about to show you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."
 * "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."
 * "Guess what you are? A puppet."
 * "The brave do not fear the grave."
 * "One more time, let's go one more time!"

Trivia
The first encounter with this hero, as well as the following quest, is a reference to Yuffie from Final Fantasy VII.