Amiresh the Pious

He's one of them floating centaur thingies, located in the North East corner of The Alkaline Plains or watchamacallit.

He's got Divert Hexes! ZOZM!! Cap cap cap!

Also you'll need to be hitching a ride inside one of them oversized invertebrates, since he's on InstaGib Sand™.

Oh, besides, if you don't want to spoil the surprise of riding Wurms, please don't read the the previous line.

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