User talk:Cobalt/Archive 4

Ah
First tbh. Cobalt keeps moving my comments south :( &mdash; Warw/Wick 10:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Nice and clean, like a sheet of snow not trodden on by any child, nor pissed on by any dog-- - (Talk /Contribs ) 10:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * First &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick 10:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * spam?--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (Talk /Contribs ) 10:58, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * that was not first! you are moving YOUR  comments  NORTH , but i cba doing anything about it so - yeah.--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (Talk /Contribs</B> ) 11:02, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * 5th Spam?... 6th?!!... and moving MY  comments  SOUTHEAST!   * and raising my left rear leg in a purposeful manner * -<font color="Navy">Havoc    (Talk|Contribs) 14:08, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm so GQ! - <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 19:40, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Rofl, well done xD, perhaps theres a future in that idiot-mag career for you afterall, havoc ;p--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 18:12, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

get well
soon, Cobie. ): 19:36, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * lol, your concern is much appreciated, especially since my poll up there indicates that nobody knows who i am, and i am hardly a regular fixture on your talkpage - all of which leads me to wonder what suddenly lead you to read my userpage in the firstplace, considering i can count the contribs i made over the last few days on one hand (i can hardly count them on two hands regardless, though xD) so im not appearing in RC much either, but thanks anyway :P, wow, that took far too long to write, the amount of times i pressed Y instead of T and had to backspace is unbelievable--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 13:05, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Cobie? ROFL! Oh, how sweet! Je vous souhaite un prompt rétablissement, mon Cobie!!! Mwahahahaaa - <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 14:45, 2 June 2008 (UTC)


 * whats french for "go fuck yourself" xD--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 11:59, 4 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Don't know, they never taught me that in school - or I wasn't paying attention o_O ...well okay, I never really paid attention... - <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 22:34, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * You're on my watchlist, Cobe. And, Havoc, tu es un leche-cul. :O! [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 22:39, 4 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Wow, I'm on Maui's watchlist - les prestige! Also, according to freetranslation.com, "tu es un leche-cul" is "you are a licked bottom" - harsh :P--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 09:57, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * It was the only French insult I could think up on the spot. :x  And I have all of my friends on my watchlist. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 17:23, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * A licked bottom?!! At least I'm, er, clean?!! - <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 21:38, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Quick!
Everybody spam his page full while he is unable to participate! - <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 19:49, 2 June 2008 (UTC) When you blow your nose, in what direction do you vent the exhalation? Upward, over the bridge of the nose Downward, toward the mouth To either side I hold the tissue down all over and blow a hole through it What the fuck? 22:38, 4 June 2008 (UTC) SRSLY....'''what. tha. fuck!?'''-- - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 18:09, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Which is better?
Pirates or Ninjas? No, really.-- - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 18:46, 30 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Pirates. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:52, 30 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Btw, except one Ninja: The guy from Ninja Gaiden II; he pwnz faces. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:52, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * But what about the guy off N!? - surely he pwnz more faces than anyone else has pwned faces ever!--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green">Contribs</B> ) 19:10, 30 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Ah, ye. That guy is also a pwnsome ninja :P But he cant drain more blood from an enemy than the enemy originally had, unlike Ninja Gaiden II :P --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  10:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * You all are wrong. Altair from Assassin's Creed is the best ninja assassin. -- [[Image:Isk8.png]]   I~sk8   (T/C) 19:50, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Bah, hes not a good ninja, he just has inept foes who lose track of him the instant he sits on a bench. If everyone was so unobservant i would rule the world by now :-|--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:54, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Mai codung iz bett'r
here you use nowiki tags. Fael. Look here:
 * *Omg* Muchos easier :P --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


 * oh fork orf with your stupid space coding!--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:52, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Space coding is out of this world! (seriously, you asked for it) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  23:12, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Mah comments be above both of yo phail codings. PossessedLinebeck 23:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Yes viper, i was expecting some kind of god-awful space-pun, there arent any prizes--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:01, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

GW:SIGN
Apparently, your image is too large &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  00:07, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Thats ridiculous, the whole reason for the size limit is so it does not disrupt text layout, who cares if its resized to the right size in the signature or wether the image itself is the right size - i say the policy is flawed--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:19, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Fight the power! &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  23:04, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I assume that there is some technical reason that makes interally resizing images undesirable, but I sure as heck don't know it. Maybe Dr ishmael or PanSola or someone like that could share their knowledge with us. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 23:07, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * The thing I don't understand is that if it's something important enough to have a clause in the policy about it, then why has he been able to get away with it unnoticed for 2 months and some change. &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  23:22, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * If you look at the actual image URL http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/gw/images/thumb/4/41/Cobalt6.jpg/50px-Cobalt6.jpg you see that Mediawiki makes the resized version and caches it. From a technical and performance standpoint it's as if Cobalt had resized it himself and uploaded it. --◄mendel► 23:33, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Just point-blank info there, or were you trying to make a point? I can't tell if you're for or against, or what exactly is going on with that statement. &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  23:42, 11 July 2008 (UTC)


 * I think he means it doesn't matter, but doesn't really form an opinion on anything. So, ye, PB Info. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  00:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)


 * What does "PB Info" mean? My opinion is that I can't see a reason for the image itself to be smaller, because Cobalt's code uses the cached smaller image. So if you argue "Cobalt should use a small image", he is already doing that (albeit indirectly), so no need to change. --◄mendel► 08:17, 12 July 2008 (UTC)


 * "PB info" was repeating Powersurge's "Just point-blank info " comment, but I was too lazy to type it out completely. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  12:26, 12 July 2008 (UTC)


 * See, i think that Mendel would know about these things, master of coding that he is and as such if he says it isn't making any difference and no admin or wikia staff people start leaving threatening messages AND if nobody else of coding expertise furnishes a valid reason why resizing my sig through primitive code magic is a problem then i think i'll leave it for now, or, as Powersurge put it, continue to "fight the power" :P I thought it might raise some similar problem along the lines of the issues with using non-sub stringed templates for things such as Template:Unsigned - but apparently not, and i've been using this for many months now without objections, so - yeah.--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 16:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * My secret membership with the abbreviation police allows me to interject that "subst:" stands for "substitute", not "substring". "Substring" is usually abbreviated  "sub", as in   (). --◄mendel► 21:44, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Where are you?
Are you trying to draw attention to your underused talkpage in an attempt to generate even more archives? no? On an unrelated note, i just noticed through accident that if you click and drag the buttons over the edit box it puts the image URL into the edit, like so: http://images.wikia.com/common/releases_200807.2/skins/common/images/button_sig.png and displays the image as an image without wiki coding tags - wunderbar-- - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:00, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Duh... It loads from the link. There's a whitelist for which sites allow direct linking like that. Photobucket isn't on it, tho. Dunno which are, besides Wikia. Should be listed somewhere on Central. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:03, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Oh your just jealous because YOU haven't made any discoveries today!

http://images.wikia.com/common/releases_200807.2/skins/common/images/button_media.png


 * hmph--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:09, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * I discovered they closed a path in Snake's Dance. You could go "off map", and walk on this huuuge ledge spanning from North through, like, halfway South. It was so awesome, the view was great. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:11, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Nobody likes a gloater--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:12, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Everyone loves Gloat, tho. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:14, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Judging by people's verbal objection to having my humble deer (or is it an elk! or an emu! who gives a shit!) rammed into their face, i would say that many people do not love Gloat--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:16, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Check the talk page of Gloat. (btw, it's not an elk, it's not a deer, it's not an emu. It's a Hertje. ) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  20:00, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Checking the talkpage of Gloat did not reveal anything of any great relevance or interest, and what the fork is a Hertje!?--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:29, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * It's Dutch for deer (if the translator at the local museum is to be believed). &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  18:32, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Translators at local museums are not to be trusted...--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:33, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Hertje is a small Deer, yes. But Hertje sounds better than Deer. Anyhow, Gloat's talkpage is spammed with "I wub dis shiz ^jo" but without the crappy language. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:47, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Well done viper, you have earned yourself a place on my quotes page, to be immortalised forever. Which is good cos its the closest to immortality you'll ever get--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:50, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Insert controversy here
or just scheme crazily. things are too quiet, and not in a cliché'd "its quiet....too quiet" way either-- - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 19:47, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Politics. Run away! Run away! We're all doomed if this topic continues! [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  20:02, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Lol, well done Entrea - "religion" and "national predjudices" would also have done :) Though i was rather hoping that someone might come along and accuse me of attempting to incite wiki drama....thus ironically inciting some wiki drama, but it was not to be :(--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:23, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Hey you. Quit inciting stuff. >:O [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 18:25, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Shut up before i incite  YOU! --[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:26, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * What's the name of that Tenacious D song where Jack and Kyle incite a nuclear war and take over the world? I want to say City Hall. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 18:28, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Hmmm...nope, I'll have to er, ask the audience on that one :|--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * The audience doesn't know. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:35, 15 July 2008 (UTC)n


 * Phone a friend?--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:36, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * What's a "friend"? *gasp* --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:48, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * What's a phone!?--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:49, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Maybe it's related to the object known as a..... oh god how do I spell it.... record player...? (sp?) --Gimmethegepgun 18:51, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Where is the phone shop? [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 18:51, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Would this cause an EC? --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:53, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


 * BASTARD! Yes! And er, did some references just fly over my head, cos i could swear that they did--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I was gonna say 56k modem, but record players are funnier --Gimmethegepgun 18:56, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Important Wiki Demographics Poll
In your experience, roughly what percentage of new users actually respond to "Hi, welcome to the wiki..." type welcome messages? 100% 90% 80% 70% 60% 50% 40% 30% 20% 10% 0% -10% -- - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:44, 17 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Why don't you do research to get hard data? The welcome messages and potential replies are out there, you just need to look them up. --◄mendel► 22:30, 17 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Lol, im not seriously interested in 'hard data' - simply i've welcomed countless users to the wiki before and as far as i can remember only about 3 ever replied. It seems strange to register an account, make a couple of contribs and then disapear - why not just edit that one typo as an anon IP :S--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I think that most people respond to the giant orange banner (60-70%) but I voted for -10% because it's funny (and because someone forgot 42%).[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  18:29, 18 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Bah, if i ever can be bothered i will present a list of user talk links to prove the point im trying to make, even if it is contradicted by everyone else's experiences. And yes, sorry about that glaring ommision, i also forgot 1337%; 9000% and, if 42 is the ultimate answer....what is the ultimate question (win some more 'points'..er...yes)--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:24, 19 July 2008 (UTC)


 * 9000 won't cut it. It needs to be OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAND!!!1 --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  18:27, 19 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Argh! Cobalt, u done forked it up! I see the results before I click on the "click here to see the results link." And why does that link direct to the main page? <font color="Navy">Havoc   (Talk|Contribs) 03:02, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


 * You always see the results before voting (also, Cobalt, up there, "what is the ultimate question" &rarr; The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You were keeping scores, right? ) --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  03:04, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Er...yes...scores...thats what i'm doing. And that isn't actually the answer i was looking for - the true ultimate question is later revealed thus providing an explanation of the answer 42 - no points...for j00 (rhymes). And hello Havoc, good to see (so to speak) you :P--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:19, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


 * I've seen the movie, and the only other Question was "How many roads must a man walk down in life?". Oh, and some mathematical questions (14*3, 21*2, 6*7 and such). So, I'm stumped :P --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  19:16, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Ah, the movie, thats shite. I always assume anyone referencing 42 has read the books. Since you don't know i won't reveal it because that way you will remain faintly curious for awhile :P--[[Image:Cobalt6.jpg|50x19px]] - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Wiki Buddha's
While randomly looking for userboxes to steal, i came across this hilarious quote from entropy at the top of RH's userpage "Sometimes to do what you feel is right requires sacrifices." - if i could be bothered, I'd love to find the original context, but i can't. However, it did give me a wonderful idea for another hugely productive use of my talkpage - especially since I have a quotes section in my userspace myself. I think it would be great if people would use this section to post ridiculously pretentious profound type statements which i can then immortalise on my quotes page :) The kind of thing some games like to stick on their loading screens to make them seem more intellectual (call of duty and rome total war (in which, amusingly, you could edit the quotes in a notepad file to produce such timeless wisdoms as "Egyptions r gay lulx - Latin Proverb") spring to mind) or that people take out of context from religious books to make it look like jesus supports their plan to reduce health benefits or something. A quick look at wikiquote reveals some incredibly profound statements such as: "One beetle recognises another" - Irish Proverb...wonderful "The mouse is silent while laboring, but when the baby is conceived, she cries." - Ethiopian Proverb....erm...righto. Any ideas?-- - (<B><font color="Blue">Talk </B>/<font color="Green"><B>Contribs</B> ) 18:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Assuming good faith is only possible if you have any faith in mankind to begin with. --◄mendel► 19:05, 25 July 2008 (UTC)