Talk:Inquisitor Bauer

Guy named Bauer with twisted interrogation techniques? Wonder if he refers to his job as counter-terrorism too. <.< Lord of the Yoshis 16:07, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

-bah forgot the copyright delete if no use

Scoundrel's Rise
Dialogue:


 * Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Like I said to the others, "A Shining Blade camp? Around here?  Ridiculous!"
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Impossible. I have infallible intelligence that proves the Shining Blade is working out of this area!
 * Peacekeeper Enforcer: Ummph emphaaarrool eemmph?
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: Don't worry, I don't think he knows what infallible means either...
 * Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Look, this entire area is infested with Skale and Mergoyles. Even the Shining Blade wouldn't set up in the middle of that.
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Dammit!
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: Don't worry boss, you can't be right all the time...
 * Inquisitor Bauer: No, you idiot! Clearly this means the Shining Blade have forged an alliance with the Skale and Mergoyles!
 * Inquisitor Bauer: We'll need to interrogate the beasts one at a time. Hop to it!
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: But... they can't talk!
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Ha! The great Inquisitor Bauer can make anyone, or anything, talk!
 * Camryn Jamison [Collector]: Is this guy serious?
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: Honestly I don't... wait... Boss, there! Shining Blade operatives!
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Ah ha! You thought you could hide among your beastly allies.  No one hides from Inquisitor Bauer.
 * (Player's Name) : Blast! You know of the great Mergoyle accord.  The rest of the White Mantle cannot know about this.
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Take them alive. Start with these insolent fools!

(Entire group turns hostile, including Bauer; once he takes enough damage, he runs off, though he mainly used "Gaze" spells, as well as Barbed Signet)
 * Inquisitor Bauer: Dammit, we don't have time for this. I need back-up!

75.58.187.19 22:49, April 30, 2010 (UTC)