User talk:Maui10458

Archive'd! :D 18:11, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Omghaxx. &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick 18:12, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Dial 1-800-LLJK HAX now and get a free iPOD.[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea  [Talk]  04:00, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Girl Speak
So like omg I was like totally bored and like decided to like randomly spam your like totally cute talk page right. So then I was like typing and got the totally awsome like idea to like speak in like girl speak so the totally cute boys here could not like understand me right. So then I was like, I wonder if like the rad Maui can like totally speak girl speak and I was like omg I bet she can because she is like totally a girl too; so I like made the like choice to speak in like totally cute girl speak so like only the girls could like under like stand me you know right. Omg like those shoes are so totally cute! -- Shadowphoenix  07:24, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * ... [[Image:DE Sig Test 2.jpg|50x19px]]  *Defiant Elements*   +talk  09:22, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * (EC) Analysis complete. Test results indicate that Shadowphoenix is either insane or a member of an alien race so advanced that mankind has no hope of ever understanding her. Womankind, on the other hand, may have a chance, but we're too stubborn to ask for help. Plus, if we did, we'd risk looking stupid.  &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( talk ) 09:27, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * lol.[[Image:Ereanorsign.jpg]]reanor 18:20, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I see your stupidity, and I raise you a squee. Like omigawd didjoo ever like see the like MEAN KITTY SONG?  Omigawd it's like so cute and like I'd toooooooootally shack up with the like guy like omigawd!!!!!  Eeeeeee!!! [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 18:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Qit3ALTelOo
 * Like OMG that is so like totally cute like omigawd right. I so like totally like agree with you on the like totally hot guy singing the like song you know right.  Like omg -- Shadowphoenix  19:46, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Liek zOMG I think I'm gonna like totally die from like all the cuteness around here. *asplodes* &mdash;Dr Ishmael [[Image:Diablo_the_chicken.gif]] 20:04, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * liek omg, I can totally fit rite in here!! I'm like, so totally assimilating in ur gurlspeak. Oh, and gosh, Ishy, but it shud liek totally be spelled kute, or kawaii, or cuuute!!! *giggles* --[[image:GEO-logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  20:48, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * * Prepares to go on a killing rampage* [[Image:DE Sig Test 2.jpg|50x19px]]  *Defiant Elements*   +talk  20:55, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Liek, omg, I liek, totally know what you like, mean dude. I'm like, totally cool and fitting in here, like, cause my, like, nature is like, girly, y'know what I like, mean? *giggles*. Perhaps I like, went a bit overboard, but like, gurlspeek is to cuuuute!!!! *giggles*. Defiant Ellymants is like, goign to totally kill us, like.. Oh no!! &mdash;[[Image:MaySig.png]] Warw/Wick 21:02, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Like, nowai, DE totally wouldn't like, hurt me! We're like, soulmates, omigawd!  I like, got him this thingie for his like, biiiiiirthday, and it's like, US, in a like, HEART!  Like omigawd!!! Ow, my soul. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 21:29, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Omg serisly guyz, you have a gurlspeek chat without me?! liek omg! that is liek, so rood, liek, totally. I can't belieeevv this! But i mean, serisly, you're all gonna get, liek, slapped by DE, and then I'll be liek the cuuteest thing aorund here, totally! *giggles* Oh hey guyz, check out theees new shews I bought, liek, the other day. They're liek, peenk, my fav colour! Liek zomg, don't u wnt thees shewz 2? *giggles* -- Nova 02:06, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

The sad thing is that there is a girl at my school who actually puts that many "like"s into normal speech. It's somewhat frightening.Entrea  [Talk]  02:12, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Liek, srsly, that is so normal. Speech without lieks is so totally, liek, dull! -- Nova 02:20, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Inorite. But seriously, like, one "like" every sentence is, like, totally enough to, like, spice up the, like, conversation, rite?[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea  [Talk]  02:28, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

C-C-COMBO BREAKER -- Nova 02:30, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * omg shoes. Ezekiel   [Talk]  02:53, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * <3 --Shadowcrest  02:56, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Liek omg, I liek totallly liek found teh like cutest shoes like evur . Liek omg right, like those shoes are so liek tottally cute right *giggles*  I am liek gonna have liek daddy tottally like give me his liek credit card right to like get those totally cute shoes omg!  -- Shadowphoenix  03:29, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * They burn.[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea  [Talk]  03:35, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * (omg an edit conflict) For those of you who can't speak girl speak, here is like totally a translator -- Shadowphoenix  03:37, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * ogod[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]Entrea  <font color="#4682b4">[Talk]  03:42, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * like omg so totally cute! -- Shadowphoenix  03:45, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

I thought there's a difference between girl and blond... -User:PanSola (talk to the ) 03:47, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * The title should read "Valleygirl Speak".[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]]<font color="#4682b4">Entrea  <font color="#4682b4">[Talk]  03:48, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * >.> --[[Image:Lann-sf2.jpg|19px]] <font color="#900020">Lann 22:50, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

uh...
You removed the salvage info and the FoW chest drop location, but your edit summary said you were removing the zchest info, which had already been removed o_o  &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( talk ) 04:31, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * My only words in reply to this: Wtf?  I seem to have loaded the April 30th version when I visited the page... [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 04:32, 30 June 2008 (UTC)


 * Why do we not list the zchest but the others? I also tried linking to that from the article but the article doesn't even state that the shield is a gold item. Shouldn't there be categories for that? Or am I missing something here? --◄mendel► 13:08, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * This became the general concensus involving listing of Zaishen / FoW / UW chest listings in articles. Whether or not that is being followed to this day, I am unsure of. -- [[Image:Isk8.png]]   I~sk8   (T/C) 13:17, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, from your link the Zaishen chest should definitely be listed in Amethyst Aegis. Can someone write that into the appropriate S&F article? --◄mendel► 22:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Amethyst Aegis drops from end chests in Slavers' Exile, so it wouldn't get Zaishen listed. [[Image:Felix_Omni_Signature.png]] 22:16, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Argh! I overlooked that! Of course you are right, and I need to go to bed. --◄mendel► 22:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

oo la la
So when are we gonna have a Jello fighting match? -- Shadowphoenix  21:13, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * That was the saddest pass ever SP. It's only funny if you're a) serious or b) lame.  Observe: Excuse me Maui, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
 * In other news, I totally intend to be the one selling tickets to that match. [[Image:DE Sig Test 2.jpg|50x19px]]  *Defiant Elements*   +talk  21:20, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * The question is, what flavor does Maui like? (CHERRY! lol) -- Shadowphoenix 
 * Lime, actually, or strawberry. And Ben:  My response to that is, awwwwww. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 01:56, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * *Gets in 2 piece* Ready when you are, DE the tickets should be S29.95 a person kk -- Shadowphoenix  03:28, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Only in America can a fetish about women fighting in food develop... &mdash; Powersurge360 Violencia  03:32, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Well tbh, I would prefer a whip cream fight but idk how Maui would feel about that -- Shadowphoenix  04:01, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm Canadian. I'm not amused. &mdash; Nova  [[Image:Neo-NovaSmall.jpg]] &mdash;  (contribs) 22:55, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Blame Canada! -- [[Image:Isk8.png]]  I~sk8   (T/C) 22:58, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * It's Canada Day. Don't say that. Say it on, like, Independence Day or something, which also happens to be my birthday. &mdash; Nova  [[Image:Neo-NovaSmall.jpg]] &mdash;  (contribs) 12:03, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

A gift
I'm bored so here is a piece of classic American media. Enjoy my spam. <youtube height=300 width=300>BkgMlrGXB5c ky™  07:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * You are too kind. However, I made it to the first frame before the sight of an aging, bare-chested man with a riding crop made me spam the pause button in terror. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Ha-ha, I guess I should have mentioned that such things are an... "acquired taste". Perhaps you would enjoy some Howlin' Wolf from 1960's instead, some stunning delta blues with legendary harp licks. It would be a sad day indeed to learn that you like "rap"... *shudders and suddenly dies from loss of blood through the ears* ky™  07:43, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I CAST CURE CRITICAL WOUNDS. I do like rap.  Sorry.  But I also like essentially anything that isn't classical (well, I like Sarah Brightman, actually) or Tim McGraw. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:58, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

x:
It's not like I really care, but I don't understand what MoP+Whirling Defense has do with OoP not triggering on hits. Whirling Defense deals physical damage after all, but you're not hitting anything with it, thus Mark of Pain will trigger but Order of Pain won't, because you need to actually hit your foe with physical damage. J Striker 08:13, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Your foe is being hit with physical damage with WD, but you're not physically hitting him. Technicalities.  Therefore I don't see why specifying that "target foe must be smacked with stick" is an issue, but go ahead and take it off again if it really bothers you. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 08:16, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Hitting enemy is result of attacking in this game. Whirling Defense does not hit anything by game mechanics, it simply deals damage, so your foes take damage, they're not being hit. But it's not really wrong to mention the blocking issue there, so I'll leave it alone. J Striker 08:20, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Meh
I thought you could use one. 07:11, 5 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Lol! Love you Yuri. :D [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 07:38, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Oops, I just saw I forgot to sign that last comment... oh well. Well I'm glad you might get some use out of it, haha. I must be getting back to my sandbox for more editing work. Oh, and happy not too late 4th of July! ky™  08:32, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

soo i heards u liek fick nury?
And I was looking through my very large collection of comics which I obtained legally, I found some pages which I thought you might like.

Hope you enjoy


 * :D - <font color="darkBlue">b.r // <font color="Black">talk  04:36, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

So i hurd u liek
Prodigy! Firestarter's a great song, Breathe, too =)--<font face = "comic sans ms" color = "White">G<font color = "#200040">err<font color = "White">O<font color = "#200040">h!    02:00, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Is Maui on vacation?
Or why haven't we been reading you lately? --◄mendel► 07:16, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Maybe you weren't around back then. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 07:58, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I hear Maui's gone over to the enemy playing WoW now. Curse you, Wikia ads! --◄mendel► 12:51, 13 August 2008 (UTC) (edited 12:51, 13 August 2008 (UTC))
 * You've heard correct, lovie. I've been told, too, by an officer in my guild that I have a "bigger and more loyal following than the Grateful Dead."  They'd be quite shocked and horrified to see me posting here again.  ;] [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 10:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Noes! Another person has fallen to the temptation of WoW! That aside: I've been playing Warcraft, too. But a different Warcraft ^^' Blizzard just makes awesome games. --- [[Image:VipermagiSig.JPG|Ohaider!]]-- (s)talkpage  10:40, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I used to be quite the Diablofag. And in my defense, I only began playing WoW again because my boyfriend does.  I'm better at it than him, which really pisses him off.  [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 10:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh dear. BRB, I need to go...  Um...  Stop DO some stuff...  Yes, do some...stuff.--[[Image:Gigathrash_sig_G.jpg]]<font color="Black">ìğá†ħŕášħ  10:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I could never get into that game... and to hell with monthly fees... if they are going to charge you to play, they better make the game free in the first place. *waits patiently for D3.* -_- -- [[Image:Isk8.png]]  I~sk8   (T/C) 11:01, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, I mercilessly use my looks and charisma to my advantage, and purchase the subscription cards at employee cost at my old Gamestop. And I really did miss being the ganking goddess in NWNOnline...  It's rather gratifying to slaughter poor, unsuspecting Blood Elves who don't understand that my cat's DPS is at least as murderous as mine. [[Image:Maui_sig.png]] 11:12, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * *sniff* *looks away in shame* there is no hope everyone... she has been corrupted by the evil power of WoW! (Blizzard does make cool games, but WoW just isn't one of them :P).  Tommorow we will have a Guild Wars funeral for Lanner Mau *sniff* as she is no more /cry -- Shadowphoenix  15:54, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * WoW = The Matrix. As in, people inside The Matrix WoW don't realize they're in a fake world with no point, rhyme or reason, other then to harvest their life energy money to power death-machines that will destroy all those outside in the real world. But have no fear! Every so often, someone is born who has the ability to be "The One"; after living in The Matrix playing WoW for long enough, he - or she - will awaken, see the world for what it is, and break free from its evil grasp. When our numbers are finally great enough, we will strike back! (the factual accuracy of this comment has been discarded in favor of good storytelling and showmanship.) --[[image:GEO-logo.png]]<font color="#237d00"> Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> <font color="#237d00">.cнаt^  03:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
 * And copyright infringement O.o [[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  04:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
 * "So you're saying I'll be able to dodge bullets?". No. I'm saying you won't have to. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 04:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

no talk page posts for 3 weeks
scares me. Wheres has u been? Trolling wikia wikis with Warwick and them? &mdash; Nova   &mdash;  (contribs) 02:29, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
 * This is surely a sign of the apocalypse. I know a guaranteed way to generate more posts - arcdhive! No user talkpage is left unedited on Guildwiki. [[Image:Entropy Sig.jpg]] (T/C) 02:35, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
 * You totally missed the section above his one, didn't you, Nova.[[Image:Entrea Sumatae.png|Entrea Sumatae]] Entrea   [Talk]  02:48, 10 September 2008 (UTC)