User talk:Karate Jesus/Archive 1

Furst!
Ohaidar KJ, time to bring some PvX traditions over here. I even stole a welcome template from Moo Kitty/Iffy/whatnot so you would feel extra welcome. Kur tan   02:02, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh dear god, no.... NO. It's not happening.  Make the welcome messages go away!  There not real.  Mendel said there not real.  And mendels always right.  Right?  RIGHT?  Yes, yes thats right.  I can't see it.  Because its not there.  That's right.  Nothing there.  Nothing above this comment.  Nothing to worry about.  Calm Down.  CALM DOWN.  Ok, ok.  Calm.  Yes, calm.  Nothing to be frightened of, its just a welcome message template.  It isn't that bad.  It...  It isn't even templated!  Look!  Your fine, yes.  Fine.  FINE.  Really really fine.  Like super fine.  Really really super fine like the people who are calm when under bad situationsyesthatsjustlikeyoucalmcalmcalmcalmcalmcalmcalm.  I'M FINE.  Stop looking at me like that.  See?  SEE?  I have punctuation again.  That means I'm fine.  Fine people use correct punctuation.  Fine people use proper spelling.  Fine people use the french double space system after sentences.  And I'm using two spaces.  That makes me fine.  See?  I'm fine.  Perfectly fine.  The welcome template can't hurt me anymore.  The welcome template can't hurt anyone anymore.
 * I killed it, its gone, I can come out now.--Łô√ë [[Image:Gigathrash_sig_G.jpg|Roar.]]îğá†ħŕášħ is hosting a Card Creation Contest! 04:01, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
 * Sadly, the French double-space system doesn't show up on this wiki, as 2 spaces still only shows 1 space. I shall now sit back and watch the deterioration of a mind --Gimmethegepgun 04:41, December 2, 2009 (UTC)