User:Yikey

Hey fellers. I'm Yikey, you can find me cruising trough Guild Wars as "Forest Nature".

About me

 * Real name: Ruben
 * Favorite bands w/ songs:
 * | The Rolling Stones: Paint It Black
 * | Rush: La Villa Strangiato
 * | Beastie Boys: Sabotage
 * | Guns n' Roses: Garden of Eden
 * | Emerson, Lake & Palmer: Nutrocker
 * | Primus: Damn Blue Collar Tweekers
 * | Dead Kennedys: Holiday in Cambodia
 * | Eric Johnson: Zap
 * Enjoys: Playing the GEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR, Guild Wars, Call of Duty 4, music between jazz and heavy metal.
 * Laughs at: Hip hop, techno and beyond, Wammos and some other thingies.

Portal To The Realm of Doops 'n Diddles
Left Click

Characters & Buzz
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[[Image:Ranger-icon.png]] Forest Nature


Level: 20

Born: Lion's Arch, Kryta (August 2005)

Age: 25

Song: | Garden of Eden - Guns n' Roses

Prophecies Campaign: Finished Campaign

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon) Finished Campaign (Kurzick)

Nightfall Campaign: Finished Campaign

Eye of the North Expansion: Finished Expansion

Maxed Titles Progression  Protector of Tyria; completed Protector of Cantha; completed Protector of Elona; completed Canthan Elite Skill Hunter; 120/120 Guardian of Cantha; 6/13 Revered Lightbringer; 41k Spearmarshal; 17k Courageous Delver; 91k And many unimportant ones

What He Does
 * Duo trap the Stygian Veil with Super Noodle for monies and Gloom Shields
 * Helping friends/guildies
 * Gaining more titles


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I don't give a damn
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It's been a while.

But I have an excuse! We were ambushed by the Charr on the way to Doomlore Shrine. Unfortunately, we lost (as in unfindable, not dead) Vekk, Tahlkora and Sousuke. So the rest of us (Ogden and Zhed Shadowhoof) are trying to find them. We picked up a Charr rebel called Pyre Fierceshot as well. According to him our comrades are being held in Sacnoth Valley, in Hierophant Burntsoul's lair to be exact. So now we're freeing Pyre's warband (or what's left of it) so that we have enough man/dogpower to unleash an assault on the fortress.

See ya!

Idle Quotes
 * "Let's kill time by telling some funny jokes. Well?"
 * "So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
 * "Y'know, everytime I think of pie I feel enchanced, almost obsessed."
 * "Five second fuses only last three seconds."
 * "We're lost in the Garden of Seborhin and there's no one that's gonna believe it!"
 * "It's all just a mass of confusion like the lies they sell to you."

Battle Quotes
 * "My face. Your arrow. Er, the other way around!"
 * "You're so ugly I don't even dare to shoot an arrow at you!"
 * "A retrospective."
 * "Gah!"
 * "Everytime we fight, I get this feeling."
 * "Everytime you die, I swear I can fly."
 * "Arrows, so pointy yet so deadly."
 * "Want som'ma this!"
 * "Melandru guides my arrows into your flesh!"
 * "The garden of Seborin is just another graveyard. No way you're gonna fit in!"
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[[Image:Assassin-icon.png]] Harmful If Stabbed


Level: 20

Born: Pongmei Valley, Cantha (July 2007)

Age: 21

Song: | Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones

Prophecies Campaign: Divinity Coast

Factions Campaign: Finished Campaign (Luxon)<BR> Finished Campaign (Kurzick)<BR>

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Grand Court of Sebelkeh

Eye of the North Expansion: Doomlore Shrine

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Protector of Cantha; completed

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing Prophecies, Nightfall & that silly expansion
 * Shadow Form nuker, allllriiiiiii'


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"Who cares!
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Dear diary,

I have no idea what to write about. We're still in Vabbi, trying to figure out where Varesh Ossa is going. But I promise I'll keep you up-to-date.

-Feniz.

Idle Quotes
 * "I threatened Emperor Kisu once. We both laughed. Though I forced him to."
 * "I'm a rebel."
 * "Not moving is fun, we should do it again sometime."
 * "If we can target them, so do they."
 * "No colours anymore, they've all turned black."

Battle Quotes
 * "My daggers feel comfy deep inside your flesh."
 * "The urge to let you live is just silly."
 * "Flying daggers of death, right in the eye!"
 * "My Lyssa, who made you so ugly? Oh wait, I did."
 * "Ow! You almost hurt me more than I hurt you!"
 * "I make babies cry and make you bleed."
 * "I see you're trying to run by with your just-ripped clothes."
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[[Image:Necromancer-icon.png]] Jirram The Lacking


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Drascir, Ascalon (Officially March 2006; remake June 2007)

Age:<BR> 20

Song<BR> | Zap - Eric Johnson

Prophecies Campaign:<BR> Sanctum Cay

Factions Campaign:<BR> Finito!

Nightfall Campaign:<BR> Istan

Eye of the North Expansion: Eye of the North

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Protector of Cantha; halfway Protector of Tyria; halfway

What He Does<BR>
 * Completing all three campaigns and that silly expansion
 * Gaining titles
 * Dominating AB with his Spiteful Spirit

Not now
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NO. NO. NO! I fell for it! It seems this Kormir didn't invite me for a vacation with girls with coconut bra's that're too small and grass skirts that you can peek trough. This Elona of her is being threatened by these so-called Kournans and she wants ME to help. And I have to because she paid for the trip to here.

DAMMIT.

Ciao, -Jirram.

Idle Quotes
 * "This reminds me of the time I blew up a weapon depot."
 * "Firey flames scattering all over the place."
 * "Even thinking about it makes me shed a manly tear."
 * "Are we wasting time or wasting my time?"
 * "Grab 'em by the nose, kick 'em in the ass!"
 * "No one's gonna take me alive."

Battle Quotes
 * "Have at you!"
 * "Mind if I make a zombie out of you? Oops, too late."
 * "A curse? A bile? A disease? Or maybe all three?"
 * "You and I can't be friends, me and your animated corpse can."
 * "For the hate of Grenth, you made me waste blood!"
 * "Come here so I can you give you a touch of dread."
 * "You look really good with that bursting bile on your back."
 * "I'll show YOU how even Dwayna falls asleep on the job."


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[[Image:Elementalist-icon.png]] Blue Collar Tweeker


Level:<BR> 20

Born:<BR> Ebonhawke, Ascalon (November 2007)

Age:<BR> 24

Song<BR> | Damn Blue Collar Tweekers - Primus

Maxed Titles Progression <BR> Luxon Allegiance Title; Ally!

What He Does<BR>
 * Alliance Battles and other types of PvP. It's serious business.

I have no idea
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I apologize for my last journal. It was shell shock, I presume. But because of this I've been captured by the Kurzicks and they're interrogating me heavily. They give me food and water, so that's nice I suppose. But I won't say anything but my rank, number and name!

Idle Quotes
 * "Are we ever gonna move again? There's Kurzicks coming."
 * "I'd hate to see you all be the victim of my impatient, fiery little heart."
 * "No time for quick breaks, we have a war to fight."
 * 'Are we ever going back to the front line?"
 * "You can never expect to immediately conquer the ground you just nuked."
 * "These damn blue caped tweekers have always run this town."

Battle Quotes
 * "Let me serve you a course of your imminent demise."
 * "I'd like to see you go up in flames, there you go."
 * "For Cavalon!"
 * "You may have slashed me, but I have cauterization on my side!"
 * "Break free my elements of the tenth degree."
 * "A pointy rock here, a lava arrow there."
 * "Stay still so I can nuke you more."
 * "Now the flame that burns twice as bright burns only half as long; still efficient."
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