User:GW-Stabber

Am I losing my mind?
There I am, standing next to my skill list. I never realized Axe Rake was the same skill as Healing Hands, but there it is, proof as indisputable as pudding. The complete list of heretofore unknown skill equivalences is as follows:


 * OK, this I can totally believe.
 * 1) Well, birth certainly involves some penetration. Dunno about rebirth.

I don't like the profession color names
Yellow? Red? Light Green?!

NO!

The true colors of the Guild Wars professions are:


 * Sallow for Warriors
 * Olive for Rangers
 * Sienna for Elementalists
 * Teal for Necromancers
 * Mauve for Mesmers
 * Topaz for Monks

Item Holder
Item Holder is a PvE build. It's unique in that nearly any profession and skill combination can play this build.

Attributes and Skills

 * 1) Unassigned: 200

Any skillset will do.

Items and Equipment

 * 1) Belt Pouch
 * 2) Bag (upgraded with Rune of Holding)
 * 3) Bag (upgraded with Rune of Holding)

Usage
This build is ideal for use in towns and outposts. Whenever another player in the account obtains a good item that is not immediately disposable, the item is sent to the Item Holder to store until called for. A fully runed Item Holder can hold upto 45 items.

Variants

 * 1) Add an additional Item Holder to double your storage space.
 * 2) Replace Bag with Bag or Bag.

Scriptology
The following are key lines from the Guild Wars chapter 1 script that I try to use as often as possible in my day to day life.


 * "The punishment for tresspassing is death!"
 * "Forgive me. It is not my will to fight you, but I have little choice in the matter."
 * "You would dare call your king a fool?!"
 * "Thank you, mountain friend!"
 * "We can't go to &lt;location&gt; -- it's swarming with undead!"
 * "Kill them all!"

Real Life

 * Level 26 female student/necromancer
 * Favorite computer games besides Guild Wars: Morrowind; Half Life 2; Prince of Persia I and III; Metroid Prime and MP:Echoes.
 * Favorite non-computer games: Settlers of Catan; any GURPS p&p rpg; ROOK