User:Warwick/MotDs

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Retired MotDs
''Alright, so theres some guy offering to run the GoM, and I decide to come in and watch him. He says "Pay upfront" so I give him a demonic relic (Which he thinks is worth 40k, idiotic nub). So, we try to enter mish and he doesnt even have dunk, and he goes "O ya.", and I go "I thought you'd done this 500 times before?". and he says "I have". Anyway, so we enter the mish, about 20 secs later he leaves, leaving 3 people with 8k less.'' -- Retired 13:18, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

''"Wtf?? Is the infuser asleep?" "No, he's dead". Lol worthy.'' -- Retired 18:00, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

''Okay so I'm bored, and I decide to go try HA. I see some guild recruiting for a HA group, they claim to be a breakoff from [HoH]. Anyways, so we get in there, and they get owned by the Zaishen.. Their monks couldn't heal, and their build was terrible. Then, when we returned to the outpost, the leader blamed it on me and kicked me. Some of these people worry me.'' - Retired 17:09, 16 March 2008 (UTC)