Ascalon Guard

Description
The Ascalon Guard is a part of the Ascalon Army that is under the direct command of King Adelbern (as opposed to Prince Rurik's Vanguard).

Ascalon Guards concentrate on defending Ascalon City and the other major settlements of Ascalon against the Charr and also protect the citizens from other hostile critters like Devourers and Gargoyles. Hence you will mostly find them inside or nearby the various towns and outposts of Ascalon. They also defend the Great Northern Wall against the Charr. They rarely venture far into hostile territory. That is something they leave to the Vanguard.

Quotes

 * "A soldier could get a nasty sunburn under this sun."
 * "Do you think this armor makes me look fat?"
 * "Don't touch me. I'm super important."
 * "Go away before I show you the pointy end of my sword."
 * "Have you ever considered becoming a nun?"
 * "Have you heard the joke about the cookie? Aw, it's crummy."
 * "I could sure go for an ale."
 * "I know I'm irresistible, but that doesn't mean you can just touch me whenever you want."
 * "Maybe you should lay off the roasted chicken."
 * "Not much for a soldier to do now that the Charr have been taken care of."
 * "Wonder what's going on north of the Wall."
 * "You know what I could go for right now? A big fat orange."
 * "You remind me a little of an alligator."