User:Lavvaran/Mending essay

Mending is a fairly popular skill among the heroic Warrior Monks due to nigh-invulnerability it can give.

Mending analysis
Mending follows a pattern which is easy to notice. It gives an additional pip of Health regeneration every five points spent in Healing Prayers. Yet, one would think that if it's a Warrior Monk he can get only as far as 12 Healing Prayers ranks. That is wrong. They are the only people who know the secret of Echo Mending which lets them achieve +6 regen! They can also use hacks to increase their Healing Prayer ranks proving they are awesome

Recommended usage
The skill is also favourable in areas where the foes use Shatter Enchantment as a way to make them waste this skill and your armour should reduce the damage. Or at least get you a Darwin Award. Another use would be in PvP to intimidate your opponents. This skill is highly overpowered and is often considered to be unfair to use against human opponents.

History
First accounts of Mending usage date to prehysteric times of the betas around 762 BC. It was the true source of power of the Roman Empire and had the legionnaries not used Mending the history would definitely be different. Yet then Anet decided to Nerf it and brought collapse upon the Roman Empire. It was based purely on the skill and the intelligence needed to be a heroic Warrior Monk had been lost during the times of greatness. Yet then Mending was used in some other famous battles, such as Battle of Hastings, Battle of Tannenberg or Battle of Minas Tirith.

Disclaimer
This article is a bad joke, so don't whine if you use mending. Really.