User:Omnipresentgnome

i'm taking a kinda-sorta break from gw for a while, so i may not be on much, sorry (no one notices... )

my main (and favorite) pve/farming character is a versatile elementalist, that i often use for solo farming, character name: Alien Gremlin...i also have several other characters, and all 3 campaigns...my other main pve character is gnome of waffles, a wierd warrior (PuG's FTL!)

what i find funny is that accidentally, the talk page for stone striker shows part of the evolution of one of my personal favorites in terms of farming builds xD

Since I don't know how to make user boxes all that well:

This user occassionaly makes up weird builds on the spot, and about 1/2 of the time, they actually work

this user is NOT an Anet employee, nor has he ever been

This user has weird spike builds

This user likes zealous weapons

This user has nothing but pure, unbridled, distilled seething hate for isp-induced network lag, the kind of hate that makes a sith lord seem like an angel

This user has a cane of shelter in his inventory

This user has witnessed some incredibly bizarre bugs, including the invisible siege devourer bug

goals:

get into the sgw closed beta

get obscenely high treasure hunter/luck rank in the respective titles (needless to say, that's gonna be quite a while)

reach the cap of 999 platinum in storage without buying gold like a n00b from some bot farmer (i've spent ~300k on cap sigs, which is far more than i have right now)

get legendary skill hunter -done

get legendary cartographer...elona down, ~1.8% of cantha and ~5.3% of tyria to go

somewhat more far off goals:

get a pyromaniac title to be created for setting off tons of fireworks-completed? (the party animal title track is probably about as close as it's gonna get...i had nothing to do with it, though)

get obscenely high treasure hunter/luck rank in the respective titles

very far off goals:

stop sucking at organized pvp (yes, i suck at organized pvp, ok)

achieve god walking amongst mere mortals...21 titles to go

fill up my hall of monuments (4 minis to go)

chest farm (after maxing out luck and treasure hunter) until my eyes bleed

finally find a use for the large stash of lockpicks i've been slowly accumulating (possibly the above)