User:The Gates Assassin

Level One

 * Get into Rank 3000s in HB.

Level Two

 * Get into Rank 2000s in HB.

Level Three

 * Get into Rank 1000s in HB.

Level 1

 * Take halls with at least 1 hero as a monk.


 * Earn at least 1 fame in a "Randomway" group in Hero's Asent.


 * Interupt a 3/4 casting time skill with any mesmer interupt on purpose.


 * Kill Maw the Mountain Heart on hard mode.


 * Kill Shiro in under a minute.


 * Become UAX for one profession


 * Beat every profession at least once in a 1 v 1 scrimage with the same profession.


 * Solo Elona Reach


 * Become Kind of a Big Deal

Level 2

 * Kill the suit of 100 armor in under 5 seconds after it first takes damage (Timer starts when you first damage it in any way)


 * Kill Willa the Unpleasant on hard mode.


 * Complete the quest A Show of Force on hard mode without using Junundi to kill everything in the temple


 * Complete all runs in Tyria


 * Become UAS


 * Get at least 4 attacks out in a row while Blind


 * Roll a team in GvG in under five minutes


 * Win a 2 v 1 scrimage.


 * Make People Know You


 * Retain 10 lockpicks in a row

Level 3

 * Become Very Important


 * Kill Droajam, Mage of the Sands on hard mode.


 * Earn 10,000,000 experience points on a character.


 * Become UAX


 * Hold Halls for more than 10 matches in a row


 * Beat a top 100 guild.


 * Solo the mission and bonus of Elona Reach (Mission) on Hard Mode


 * Win a 1 v 1 tornament in first place


 * Earn 1000k


 * Solo a full grown Wurm

Level 4

 * Get some Leather Bound Books


 * Win an 8 v 1 scrimage. (Ganking GL ftw!)


 * Become UAS in PvE


 * Catch a 1/4 cast time skill, on purpose (Sounds like Bull, but AoD sins are very predictable =D)


 * Beat all four campaigns, with every profession at least once.


 * Beat Mallyx

Level 5

 * Complete all other tasks listed in level 4 and below.


 * Buy more than 20 15k armors total.


 * Buy FoW armor for at least three characters


 * Clear The Underworld, The Fissure of Woe, Sarrows Furnace, The Tomb of Primviel Kings, Urgoz, The Deep and Kill Mallyx and Duncan.


 * Submit at least five builds into PvX wiki, and get a rating higher than 4.75 on each


 * Complete all Monuments in the Hall of Monuments


 * Beat a pure spike team, all the way to VoD, as the infuser without any party deaths (Spike team has to be good)


 * Get a Rich Smelling Guild hall

1337 Level

 * Have a character with 10,000,00 EXP, and no deaths (Not gonna happen)


 * You have been playing for 1 week. Please take a break. (1 Day)


 * Become a God amunst us mere mortals (...KoaBD)


 * DP out more than 10 teams total in GvG (5/10)


 * Max a PvP title (Not even close)


 * Earn more than 50 wins in a row in starting Ra (...22)


 * Earn Legendary Vanquisher, on at least three characters (...0)


 * Vanquish an area with at least 100 enemies, without using armor or weapons. (Might try it)

Funny Ones

 * Kill a boss with the skill "You Move Like a Dwarf" (That has to be the last thing to damage it)


 * Kill a nature ritual with "You Move Like a Dwarf"


 * Use shadow prison on someone who at that exact time is using shadow prison (That way you both are snared and switch places)


 * Fail a vanquish with one enemy left


 * Die more than 10,000 times


 * Rank Gaile Gray


 * Get hurt by empathy more than 50 times (The damage shower thing on the left should say Empathy x50)


 * Take 8000 damage


 * Earn 10 wins in RA with a wammo type build


 * Rank someone who has a pheonix emote


 * Beat a high ranked guild in HA or Gvg, then give them your guilds website to try to recruit them


 * Be killed by a masterless pet (Lvl 3-5)


 * Die 1337 times and take a picture of it


 * Submit a hamstorm type build into PvX Wiki and get it accepted.


 * Win 10 matches in RA in a row, with only 6 skills


 * Roll a two monk team in RA or TA

For each crossed off item I add one point. My current total is: 51

My Favorite Skills

 * Really good in all forms of PvP.


 * GG sin is my favorite Arena build.


 * I love this skill in a WoH build.


 * Best snare in the game hands down.


 * Infinate energy iz gud.


 * Just plain undescribably good.

Skills that I hate a lot

 * Fucking gay when I decide to take cure hex for the extra healing and some noob with a longbow comes by and KDs me for 19 seconds while my team dies. Then sometimes some idoit chimes in and says 'NUB MONK HEAL ME'.


 * On a good person, this skill annoys the crap out of me.


 * Basically "If target foe has no secondary healer or an anti Knockdown skill and missed the preprot, that foe is fucked."


 * Overrated IMO


 * I like melee. This makes melee not fun. Fun to kill people with this on thier build.


 * I've just always hated this skill. I don't really know why.


 * "Target foe is blind...forever."


 * I hate it because of the feel of the skill. Feels like this warrior nub is trying to solo my entire team and that he is a "Boss". And I just overall hate blocking skills that you can't cast on others.


 * I think this is the first time I've ever spelled this correctly. Oh and lots of mesmers try to take this to be damage, and fails, and I don't like seeing people failing.


 * Basically "Everytime you use this skill you deal damage equal to an axe's auto-attack." Absolutely no utility, no reason to take it, and yet I see it every day. Again, I hate people that epic fail on a daily basis.


 * Has the word daggers in it and it sucks. It's like a staff attack twice. WOW.


 * Overratted.


 * Annoying as hell.


 * Extremely effective, but boring to play, and when I monk this pretty much is typing in /resign for me unless I have a secondary healer with me.


 * Overpowered still IMO.


 * Overpowered IMO.


 * Fuck shadowsong.


 * Mingson was a dickhead.

Favorite Quotes

 * You can typically categorize skills in one of two ways, those that let you make plays, and those that prop up the rest of the bar. Well there's a third category that you can generally sum up as 'bad', but I don't think about that one. ~Ensign


 * Yes. That's what it is. Bias. It couldn't possibly because you are wrong, and running around with 'my build is so great' blinders on. I'm just biased. ~Ensign


 * Welcome to PvE forums, where everyone is a winner, every idea is a good one, and anyone who says otherwise is a disrespectful, ignorant asshole. Remember this is guru, where Paragons are bad, Mesmers are amazing, and these opinions are backed up with zeal not evidence. ~Ensign


 * So wait, you're saying that you SHOULD be able to kill people by pressing 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 through any sort of positioning, blocks, and with powerful KDs to hold them in position and keep them from protecting themselves? 

yes. ~X Cytherea X


 * ''Wasn't that great....I wanted to see a fight.

''I wanted it to be all

''Izzy: I know what I'm doing.

''Ensign: Im sure you have a good idea, but your also ****ing it up.

''Izzy: Thats it!

''Ensign: Ya it is!

''Izzy: Bring your character! My Guild hall.... noon.''

You know it be awesome. ~ensoriki


 * PvXWiki is not the United States Congress. You know what we do? Here, we make builds and have contests. Yay. We don't plot on how to fuck you over ~Guild Of Deals


 * "Hey, don't break too much DICK there." Ultimate admin phrase ever?  ~Guild of Deals


 * What is this? A CENTER FOR ANTS?!? How can we be expected to teach kids how to read...if they can't even fit inside the building? It need to be at least...THREE times bigger than this.(Next Guy) ..He's absolutely right... ~Derek Zoolander


 * can someone explain to me why after asking a question bill [o'rielly] always says "go" to the interviewee........as if they do not know when to start answering his retarded questions. he is so goddamn patronizing. ~peace190788


 * I would rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. ~unknown


 * If you cant take the heat get away from the fire. People will criticize you, grow a thicker skin, because in the real world thats how things work. If you dont want the criticism do not post your build, guide or strategy because inevitably someone will disagree with you and you will obviously get peeved.  ~ Drucila


 * So unfortunately even though the idea of the post was noble the presentation was not. Kind of like covering a tasty fresh apple pie in crap. Doesn't matter how good the pie is you still have to dig through the crap to get at it.  ~Johny Bravo


 * Haikus are fun


 * The don't need to make sense


 * Refrigerator. ~Corruplt Intrept


 * AB is pve, but without res sigs.  ~Legendary Jamie


 * I've had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. --Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)


 * C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!


 * Not more errors than I have done!! If you are using this text not kopoert and 7 other videos einfügst, you will die within one year distressful! Tust you but you will be the next 7 days of something nice surprise! If you read that you are cursed and will die within 5 years post this nachrich under 10 videos and you will not read spared me, I only protect themselves ~German spambot on youporn


 * I EAT SQUISHIES NOM NOM NOM--Shadowsin 20:38, 28 November 2007 (CET)


 * Excelling in damage output only has use provided other variables can be reliably controlled by other teammates, which means this fails in areas outside of organized PvP. Take off tags, please. -Shen 18:21, 26 January 2008 (EST)

...? Misfate 18:23, 26 January 2008 (EST)


 * Reversal of Fortune is overpowered

Rawr


 * Your face is overpowered. &mdash; Skuld 03:13, 9 March 2007 (CST)


 * No, your mom is overpowereed. -Silk Weaker 03:43, 9 March 2007 (CST)


 * ur mom jokes were funny in like the 3rd grade... and rof is a little overpowered 70.22.207.55 16:40, 11 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your mom was funny in the 3rd grade.--Nog64Talk [[Image:Word_of_Healing.jpg|19px]] 16:44, 11 March 2007 (CDT)
 * ROFL. -- Xeones [[image:Xeones.jpg]] 07:32, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Now she's just funny-looking. --Shattered Self 07:36, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your face is funny-looking? --Silk Weaker 08:15, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * To answer your question, no, my face is not funny-looking. It is the pinnacle of beauty. --Shattered Self 01:01, 15 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your face is a pinnacle? -- Xeones [[image:Xeones.jpg]] 09:22, 4 April 2007 (CDT)
 * And thus we can conclude: nerf reversal. Rawr. - 91.153.22.139 20:28, 9 April 2007 (CDT)

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen on a talk page &mdash; JediRogue  (talk |contribs) 14:50, 19 April 2007 (CDT)


 * 00:10, 20 January 2008 Tycn (Talk | contribs) blocked "Unexist (contribs)" with an expiry time of 15 seconds (zomg vandalism)


 * One last thing. A pretty unique and effective use for RoF that I primarily see used by Awowa of rawr is the result of their fuckton of defense. Basically, a warrior that is training Awowa will only land about a 1/7 of his swings. What he does is RoF himself, and just kite with his shield set up. If the fucking moons align and the warrior manages to land an attack through the fucking rawr fortress then his attack does zero damage anyways, and Awowa reapplies the RoF and keeps kiting. That shit is fucking warrior hell. ~From Skakids Userpage


 * Unless someone wants to gut you and rape your dog, don't go to an admin about it. It's called putting the big boy/girl pants on.


 * my view on a rez sig in RA Slaver's Exile is this: People shoudn't die in the first place, becuase they should be able to heal themselves  have monks. thus a rez shoudn't be needed.
 * Balmung, that post was stupid and full of fallacies, and you should feel bad be permanently banned from any form of PvP for posting it. --71.229 18:55, 18 February 2008 (EST)


 * ''She's a witch!"

"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"... I got better."'' ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My Goals

 * Get all shields
 * Earth Shield of the Lion Dyed Green
 * Fire
 * Water Diamond Aegis Died Blue
 * Lightning Woven Shield Dyed Yellow
 * Blunt Chumab's Aegis or something like that
 * Slashing Eternal Shield
 * Piercing Enambled Aegis
 * Cripple Tengu Shield
 * Blind Shield of the Lion Dyed Gray
 * -5/20%
 * Get rank 9 Hero
 * Get rank 4 Gladiator
 * Get rank 5 Commander
 * Earn 3 million balthazar faction
 * Get into a top rank guild
 * Become well know for playing a certain profession
 * Win a match against a top rank guild

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