User:Yikey/Rants & Ramblings

Electronic?
''Look at me! I'm pressing a button on a computer whilst twiggling with the tone switch. New genre was discovered!'' Yikey's face was, due to an unknown reflex, smashed into his left hand at an amazing speed of 80 mph because he, only he, felt the shame.

Sure, "electronic" music can be enjoyable to dance to in discos, can be suitable soundtracks for 1970s porn movies and MIGHT, I repeat, MIGHT be fun to get laid to. But for the rest, I grab my cheeks and want to rip them off my head everytime I see an uneducated poser with his "gangsta frnz" (bff, more like). But it gets worse, let me show you with something neato.

I SWEAR TO A RIGHTEOUS GOD (IF THERE IS ANY) THE FOLLOWING:

IF I EVER BUY MYSELF A SET OF BOXES FOR MY MP3 (old skool yeye) I WILL MAKE SURE THE TABLES ARE TURNED.

Rock?
Don't get me wrong, I love rock. But I just don't understand the concept of it sometimes. Sure, songs from Jeff Healey, Rush and The Beatles makes sense, but what about bands like The Misfits? What is their purpose? Last time I checked screaming wearing make-up in a rap-like rythem wasn't really "enjoyable". (For me, anyway.) Or bands that classify themselves as "emo" (when it's nothing more than punk mixed with indie) and sing about how hateful life is. I don't get it. Why make our lives miserable with your crappy music when there's a thing called a gun?

In the 80s, everything was good. Everyone knows that. Then came glam metal, and I doubt it was still good. Sure, Wham! was awesome. Makes everything upbeat. But sadly, the whole point of peaceful/meaningful rock suddenly went on vacation and was replaced with a guy with a leather pants, hair almost frozen solid with hairspray and tattooes. Strange.

Heading back to the 70s, everything was gnarly. The chance of a stoned hippy appearing naked at your doorstep was almost as big as you waking up because a beginning wannabe-Aerosmith band starts playing waaaay too early. Then came punk. And everything was lousy. People were almost rapping without melody in their guitars. They was banging the drums too hard, they was. (Though the bass finally saw the light). Don't get me wrong, The Clash? Dead Kennedys? Sex Pistols? That's awesome punk. Riggin'. The others just plain suck.

I'm Gay For Matthew Bellamy
The way he sings! The way he dresses himself! The way he plays that piano! The way he fucks his guitar during live performances! The way he flings his guitar at his drummer, not caring about the possible injuries! He does it all more than perfect.



Rappelz
Okay so I'm about to press the download button on Rappelz, but before I do I need to know something:

Even though the trailer looked batshit awesome, the screenshots look terrific and the armour for females looks likes it's about to burst; is it a really good game? If no one that ever checked it out or plays it, bear with me and let's play together? :D