User talk:Oronos2

It was the happiest time of the year and the hearts of all the people in all the lands were filled with love and joy but there was a place where the heart of persons was not filled with love. But it seemed to me that it couldn’t be this person anyone but this person but it was true the heart of the beloved old jolly Mr.Chrismas was not all filled with joy and love towards all man, rather it was filled with anger and repulse toward his uncaring and self-centered Wife and his head elf Nero, for both of them had run away a month ago and Mrs. Claus had filled a diverse case against him and to make the matters worse the day he hated the most was only a few days away. The day he would have to fly around the world giving gifts to all those whine little self centered children who wrote these enormous letters to him and requested NO demanded that he give them those expensive gifts just because they were entitled to t the door in a very uncommon way with his ass this always made Santa psychotic every time but as much he wanted to dip Spanker in meat sauce and throw him to the starved wolfs he remembered that spanker’s big brother the mob boss to whom he owed the big bucks from the thing with the elephant and the monkey match and how he had put all his savings on the monkey and lost it all and now he had to keep this obnoxious little freak as his personal assistance or the alterative was something he didn't want to thing about. Just thinking about his position he did the think he most loathed the most to do he gave permission to spanker to enter his room and spanker just did that in the most irritating method.  Spunky entered the room singing a song he had perfected during his long stay at the Looney home. The song went like this                                                                                                "Santa and I will rock you, rock you, rock you                                                                                                                        Santa is a big disgrace with shit on his face                                                                                         we will rock you, we will rock you...........                                                                                                                                        As Spanker entered the room  he jumped on Santa’s lap and said"hey santa haven't seen the mrs around and where's that ugly old Nero. Hay is she in the hospital giving birth to your child? OH so sorry can't say that till that D.N.A test, oh wait a secend i remember she ran away, man you must be as bad a santa as you are a husband ".                                                                                                                                        As sinkey was siting down on santas lap he farted a very loud fart and said hopefuly this reminds this you of the garden of Eden.To this Santa replied you must be crazy it reminds me of chrismas and your uncle's home. then stinky  took a big list out of his pant's and handed it to santa it was a list of what he and his uncle needed for chrismas while seeing the list  santa said " i  don't think both of you are children "at this stinky said we know we are not children but  i know you don't want the little kid's knowing about your little drinking problem.   How do you know about that?  are you high fatty? Even a blind dude cathouse toys because they had been just a little bit good and now he started to remember the time when he had tried to cheat the system by increasing the minimum required limit for a child to qualify to get a gift but even before he got a chance to do that the commission for children rights started to bang at his door and forced him to return the standard limit to the former level or else they would begin to break legs and knowing what happened to the Easter bunny only last month Santa didn't want his legs to be served with chili sauce at some cheap Chinese restraint. At about the same time Scrape [a mentally retorted elf] by the name of Spanker knocked