User:STRANGER13316

I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous!

Atom 1: I've lost an electron! Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

Schrodingers cat is angry!

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Duct tape is like the Force: It has a Dark Side and a Light Side and it holds the universe together.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Land subs are useless under water. They sink.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.

Read this somewhere, forget where it was. Is funny tho!