User:Gigathrash

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Love Ninja (The Stalker Song Mature Language) The waiting room, what a place for our first kiss. Isn't it weird that we both have the same therapist? All my time with you is so precious. I know we'll probably wind up being Mister an Misses. 'Cause I wined and dined you at 'The Ritz', remember that? Oh, I drank so much I got the shits, remember that? I got you that facial, then that massage, what about that? But you never would let me give you a colonic. What was up with that? Whatever... I'm not stalking you, I'm just calling a lot. I'm not trying to upset you - Seriously, I'm not. Who's this Kevin guy I think I should know? I didn't give up three weeks of my life just to let you go. Oh no, I don't give up that easy. Come on, I think we could work it out, see? For nineteen days we were in love you fucking bitch. Oh my god, what did I just say? I didn't mean it. But you took the dog and all the booze, and I got jack. Hey, y'know those Betsy Johnson skirts and Prada shoes, I want those back. Give'em all back to me, 'cause you know what? I'll fuckin' wear'em. I'm not stalking you, I'm just calling a lot. I'm not trying to freak you out - I'm not. Oh, I saw that Kevin guy, thought you should know. He seems nice, but it's time for him to go. That's right, I think he should get out of the picture right quick. In fact, y'know what? I think the man should do suck my dick. What should he do boys? Suck his dick. I'm fine alone, don't worry about me. I said I'm fine. You don't understand, but I know that you're still mine. We've got the perfect relationship - In my head. I'm talking about the voices I hear, that's what they said! Ya, they, told me that neither of us are right. We're both wrong, your just a little more wrong. Your wronger, alot wronger. I'm not stalking you, I'm just calling a lot. I'm not going to fucking rape you or anything - Seriously I'm not. Oh, where's that Kevin guy? Have they found him yet? Y'know they're looking in the totally wrong place - I bet. Oh, I finally got him to suck my dick. Yeah, why don't you suck my dick?

皇女さまとお呼びッ (Bondage? WTF?) Japanese lyrics.

Last Resort (Mature Language Sort of) Cut myself into pieces, This my last resort! Suffocation, no breathing, Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding. This is my last resort. No wait, THIS is my last resort. Would it be wrong, Would it be right, If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might, Mutilations out o' sight, And I'm contemplating suicide. 'Cause I'm losing my site, Losing my mind, Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine. I'm losing my site, Losing my mind, Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine. I can't go on, Living this way. I'm fine. Ladies, and Gentlemen in the audience tonight, Academy award winning actor Rey Fines! Nothing's all right, Nothing is fine, I'm running and I'm crying! Can't go on, La, la, la-living this way! Nothing's all right.

The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun (80's) It was Homecoming Night at my high school Everyone was there, it was totally cool I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans 'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon) Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on) Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet) She looked straight out of Disneyland! You know that Cinderella ride I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket) The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something. The band was playing 'Evergreen' Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed: Look out! The Homecoming Queen's got a GUN!!! Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun! Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun! Debbie's smiling, and waving her gun Picking off cheerleaders one by one Oh! Buffy's pom poms just blew to bits Oh no, Misty’s head just did the splits! My best friend is on a shooting spree Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me! How could you do what you just did Are you having a really bad period? Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun! Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun! Stop it, Debbie, you're making a mess Powder burns all over your dress An hour later, ,the cops had arrived By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper! Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float! Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said, She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead! Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief, I mean we had this big test coming up next week... Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun! Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun! Debbie's really having a blast! She's wasting half of the class! The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off that float. I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat. She hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic. But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic. I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out. What made her do it, why'd she freak out? I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear. I knew then... the end was near. So I ran down and said in her good ear. Debbie, why’d you do it? She raised her head and smiled and said. I did it for Johnny. Johnny, well like who's Johnny? Answer me Debbie who's Johnny. Does anybody here know a Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny. But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces. Answer me Debbie who's Johnny. Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled But we’ll never know who Johnny is because like she’s dead Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun! Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a Everybody run Everybody run the Homecoming Queen’s got a

The Downtrodden Song (1230 people just died during the time it takes you to read this) Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden I'm downtrodden square uh-huh The whole world is doomed, yeah. We're all gonna die. 25,472 people die every single minute uh-huh oh yeah Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died Cancer, death, AIDS, inflation, taxes, George Bush Hell, Satan, cancer of the face Cancer of the colon Cancer of the wrist And John Denver on compact disc Oh

Voices in my Head (Their coming for you... Mature Language) I WANT YOU TO GET A GUN AND HEAD ON DOWN TO WASHINGTON. I WANT YOU TO CLIMB UP HIGH HIGH IN THE SKY AND SHOOT THEM ALL. TH-TH-THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. WHAT DID THEY EVER GIVE TO YOU? NA NA NA NA NA SPOKEN: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO I WANT YOU TO GO UPSTAIRS TO THAT APARTMENT WHERE THAT GUY KEEPS PLAYING THAT BARRY MANILOW RECORD COPACABANA OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I WANT YOU TO RING THE DOORBELL, AND WHEN HE ANSWERS THE DOOR, I WANT YOU TO STAB HIM IN THE NECK WITH A NUMBER 2 PENCIL OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE HE MUST PAAAAAYYYYY! CHOP HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER AND AS YOU LEAVE THE APARTMENT LIGHT THE PLACE ON FIRE! VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD YOU SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN BARK BARK HOWL SPOKEN: HI YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK. I GOT THE PICTURES BACK FROM THANKSGIVING, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WEAR THAT EARRING IF YOUR FATHER WAS ALIVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'D SAY. I WAS TALKING TO MRS. CORELLI YESTERDAY. YOU KNOW BOBBY CORELLI WHO WAS IN YOUR GRADE? HE GOT PROMOTED AGAIN IN HIS LAW FIRM. HE'S MAKING 175,000 A YEAR NOW. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BACK? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET MARRIED SON? ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU SETTLED DOWN AND GOT YOURSELF A WIFE AND GOT YOURSELF A HOUSE AND A KID, AND GOT A CAR, AND GOT A DOG, AND GOT A LAWNMOWER, AND GOT A NICE PICKET FENCE.... VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD) WHY, WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I GOTTA WAIT IN FUCKIN' (FUCKIN') LINE? SPOKEN: WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I TURN ON MY TELEVISION SET I GOTTA SEE SALLY STRUTHERS AND THOSE STARVING KIDS? WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY JUST SEND HER A CHECK AND SHUT HER AND THOSE GOD DAMN KIPS UP? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! (WHERE'S ROB REINER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?) WHY, WHY DON'T THEY DROP THE BOMB RIGHT ON TOP OF EVERYONE? NA NA NA NA NA VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

Description
An insanely powerful boss that spawns when Gigathrash is killed. It has never been defeated by a group. It spawns at the end of The Lair of the Insane dungeon. It has many different quotes that it uses while you approach it. It is an ally until you destroy the spawned ball of light.

Location

 * Echovald Forest
 * The Lair of The Insane 4th level (Gigathrash himself is found on the third level)

Skills used

 * [[Image:Clamor of Souls.jpg|30px]]The Insanity
 * [[Image:Destruction.jpg|30px]]The Voices
 * [[Image:Wastrel's Collapse.jpg|30px]]The Darkness

Items dropped
This boss has never been defeated, this item was only shown to the public once by Gaile Gray to prove that GM's have ultimate power.
 * The Ultimate

While on level 4 traveling towards Gigathrash

 * You are now in possession of the Insanity's Project handheld projectile device. With it, you can create your own projectiles. These existential projectiles have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, is not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you ---
 * Please place the weighted storage box on the 1500 megacharr Insanity's Porject heavy-duty super-colliding super button of incredible superness.
 * ''Now that you are are in control of both projectiles the next mob could take a very, very long time.
 * Mind the gap.
 * If I was you, I would resign now.
 * No one will blame you for /resigning.
 * Infact, quitting at this point is a perfectly 1337 response.
 * Resign now and - CAKE - will be served immediately.
 * Well done, golem, the Dungeon Master once again reminds you that golem hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
 * Wheeeeeeeee.
 * Congratulations. The dungeon is now over. All Insanity artifacts remain safely operational at temperatures exceeding how hot a room full of Charr during humid weather is. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Insanity's Project Blobby-aided dungeon activity. Goodbye.

After defeating a large mob of Oni

 * What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-... Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the artifact on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the dungeon area. Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party.
 * It was a fun test, and I'm impressed at how much you won! The test is over, come back!
 * You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
 * This is your fault, it didn't have to be like this, you know.

In Gigathrash's Room

 * Well you found me, congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my userbox template. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.
 * Deploying surprise in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,... Uh-no.
 * Excuse me, could you please not attack me for a moment?
 * Do you see that thing that just appeared what is it?
 * (After picking up the spawned ball of light) Why are you walking away with that thing? Bring it back here now!
 * You are kidding me. Did you just stick that Insanity's-Project-Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into the Insanity's-Project-Emergency-Everything-Incinerator!? That has got to be the dumbest thing I ever- whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoooooooooa...
 * Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was the seal that stopped me from attacking you.
 * Goodbye.