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Monk Android

 * Level 20 took 1 week first week playing it rocked.
 * beat 4th chapter
 * Born in Sardelec Sanitarium his mom was crazy, his dad had his fun with her and left.
 * A capable runner and slayer of trolls & vermin.
 * Owns.
 * Sometimes wears a towel. (pics to come)
 * Monk android pesters marhan's grotto with his monkyl ways
 * Is said to be the most godly thing that ever walked ascalon (you know, until the gods were made. he is the true.... SURVIVOR OF TIME!)
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Gildrimor The Hero

 * Level 20 warrior in armor
 * Major dargun slash warrior
 * tyrian. was training with little thom but little thom got married to that farrah capo chick.
 * Killed a child.
 * Owns with his armpit smelling pic.
 * he weilds a Hassin's Shell.
 * had a pet pig named porky but probably ate it after seeing little thom make out with a dwarf
 * Has no eyebrows
 * was married to Dwayna for like 10 minutes, but then she dumped him for Monk Android, who dumped her the next day.
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Servant Of Finality

 * Necromancer who doesnt really get used except for necro dance parties
 * raised by rurik's krytan slaves in ascalon
 * likes to wear his scar patterns and his pumpkin helmet to show off his cool fashion
 * wailing wand
 * raises bone friends and hangs out with them.
 * Name Origin: Servant Of Finality means Schvervant Oof Fein Aulitee in german.


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Master Liam Howlett

 * Ranger who is level 20, it took like a day
 * Has a legend of his origin that goes like this:

 Raised from the sea.

Raised by Kirin, crying from Kimchi.

Raised of Monestary life


 * Deep, right?
 * Likes the color brown
 * Has a black moa, named Black Man (pics to come)
 * Likes to use every weapon except a bow, unless interrupting, because bows are stupid.
 * Name Origin: Master Liam Howlett means Noob PLZ in german. Well, not really... thought I'd try a funny ::twisted::::twisted::
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Richard Dix

 * level 20 (i hate making canthan characters)
 * carries around ashes of some dead person and makes love to them every night in remembrance of that old person.
 * Name Origin: Inspired by the name of Ernest C Brimmer.
 * Ernest C Brimmer (i.e. Richard Dix) is an actor in like the 50's or something. He changed his name to Richard Dix because he is a fruit.
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Ed Simons

 * named after chemical brother guy
 * wears 1k elonian because all other armor sucks for paragon.
 * plays with his spear and uses exalted aegis.
 * enjoys hip-thrust action
 * has slain more allies than enemies
 * Flamer
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Tom Rowlands

 * named after chemical brother guy
 * uses AoD because he's too lazy to cap anything else. no need.
 * Name Origin: Already stated
 * got ridiculed by the lesser guru-ers for having a 1.5k canthan mask
 * will one day use a scythe not a sword
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Sticky Ricky
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 * Only level 18 because anet only allows you to ascend once and that is stupid so i couldnt get my 51k exp from the flaming head guy in augury.
 * Owns
 * Is said by people to have a big package. He appreciates that.
 * Name Origin: so i was in play practice one day. i went into my lunch box because i was thirsty and i new i had a lemonade can left in it. so i go to grab the lemonade and i notice its light. i then see their is a puncture in it and it was leaking. after drinking it, my hands were really sticky from the lemonade. i had to sign in my name and my part in the play. i signed my part of the play. i then signed my name as 'sticky ricky'. i went home that nite and made this character.
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Black Man

 * THIS IS BLACK MAN
 * Awesome pet of Master Liam Howlett
 * was eatin sum grub when charmed
 * flippin' killed arnold schwarzenegger and then used his abilities to res to kill him again.
 * won HA by himself
 * Owns a Jeep Cherokee
 * Kills for fun, eats for fun, craps for fun.
 * had fun with melandru, later dumping her for lyssa.
 * rivals Commander Jin

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