"Ha! Now this is a place that suits me well. Just look around you at all of these heroes: those who are great and those who aspire to be. All of them rushing off to find glory, to perform deeds worthy of song. Just thinking about it gets my blood boiling with excitement and makes my heart roar out like a tempest! There are so many opportunities here for me to further my legend. Speaking of which... Have I told you how great I am? You may wish to make yourself comfortable. The entirety of my tale takes sixty-two days to tell, and I don't expect a little human such as yourself to be able to stand through it all. Wait! Where are you going? Don't you wish to be amazed by how impressive I am?"