"Hey, (victim name)! Here's a little something from me to you!"
"If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a snowball! Well, apparently (victim name), you can't do either."
"(victim name), it looks like you need to learn the five Ds of snowball fighting: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!"
"When I was alive, one of my favorite Wintersday traditions was to participate in the snowball fights with my younger brothers. I can't tell you how much fun we used to have blasting large snowballs and sharp icicles at the Grenth supporters... and each other, I have to admit."