"Watch it! You nearly stepped in paint, there. These sets are in terrible shape. We ran out of green, and the play takes place in the forest. Luckily, we have plenty of red...so now it's set in fall."[sic]
"Did you know you've got paint on your nose? Right there." - This could be a reference to the first Harry Potter movie, in which a young Hermione declares to Ron: "Did you know you've got dirt on your nose? Right there."
"I was trained in the finest schools. I studied the ancient Vabbian masters... and now I paint fake doorways on cloth walls. My only validation...some times people try to walk through them."
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