"Watch it! You nearly stepped in paint, there. These sets are in terrible shape. We ran out of green, and the play takes place in the forest. Luckily, we have plenty of red...so now it's set in fall."[sic]
"Did you know you've got paint on your nose? Right there."
"I was trained in the finest schools. I studied the ancient Vabbian masters... and now I paint fake doorways on cloth walls. My only validation...some times people try to walk through them."
The Quote "Did you know you've got paint on your nose? Right there.", is a spoof of a line by Hermoine Granger In the first Harry Potter movie.