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This user "SIinky" prefers to use the enhanced profile.

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en-N This user is able to contribute with a native level of English.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of German.
fr-N This user is able to contribute with a native level of French.

Cet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le Français.

zh-2 這位用戶能以中級程度的中文交流。
hr-4 This user is able to contribute with a near native level of Croatian.



Warning: The following text contains spoilers relating to the plot of that big book that people read sometimes; jesus dies in the end.


Warning: This user is an alleged SOCKPUPPET IM OUT TO GET YA! WOOOOO

Shall Redwood be said to you? Attention: This user has the license to say Redwood

Wanted for scamming[]

Good Stories[]

I will put good stories here when they happen. I won't put old stories in because it's like midnight at the time of this writing and some 12-year old girls outside are throwing shit at the window so I'm turning off the light then hiding out downstairs with my greyhound to eat Canadian Chinese food good night.

this section is 4 bad word cuz skuld said i can have them[]

FU**CK

dis section has da leet bilds so thay live on[]

Albino Group SkankMonk/Ranger[]

stole monk android's look

  • Is an albino group skank.
  • Had 175 attributes for at least 100 years, but this was changed last Thursday.
  • Frequents Ice Tooth Cave.
  • Killed a child.
  • Born in Sardelec Sanitarium his mum was crazy, his dad had his fun with her and left then hung out with Monk Android's dad.
  • Performs miracles akin to those of Jesus, only instead of water to wine he turns frozen water to money.
  • Tricked some drunk Charr into burning Althea, and had quite a few lulz after. She looked like this:

'ha ha charrs lets own this bitch' 'sure man hand her over'

Kimchi JensenRanger[]

1-man Daeman impersonation act

  • Was a patron of GameFAQs until he was banned. He has since quit basement dwelling, and become a Ranger.
  • He is so badass, he births his own children out of his mask hole then kills them after making them do his housework.
  • Lives in a glamorous mansion with napalm in the walls.
  • Great instigator of drama.
  • Frequently farms his fan guild for PvE science theorems.
  • Has a scamming outfit. If you see it it's already too late.
  • This is what he looks like during a little robbery session:
  • im in ur storage stealin ur platz.

Spiteful Spirit WarWarrior/Necromancer[]

Short lived, like that gerbil you secretly drowned when you were 9

  • Hit level 20 in like 2 seconds.
  • Tried to kill a child but the AI nerf thwarted that, so he went back to SS'ing minions in AB.
  • Known to hang out with Fast Cast Bow Mes and Jing He
  • Makes a killer stroganoff.
  • Was born and died in the same day but is probably lurking in Anet's watchlist somewhere
  • Crafted his own armour out of Jade and man milk.
  • Avoids basement dwellers due to a phobia.

Frail Old OwnageWarrior[]

DROK BOOTS MOTHER FU***CKER

  • Was riding his Black Moa when it suddenly bucked him off and was charmed by Liam Howlett, who ran away with it and produced a hit single titled 'Black Man Flak Pan'. Has never been the same.
  • Killed like 90 children his own age when he was young. That was at least 100 years ago.
  • Can not lift normal axes due to old age, so he uses an Axe 2.0 - lite
  • Crafted his ancient battle mask from his walker/IV drip setup.
  • Was later chastised by the doctor, causing a FUCKING MURDER. fucking murder.

Gamefaqs CelebrityAssassin/Warrior[]

they call me mellow yel- FUCK YOU IM NINJA NARUTO

  • Got to level 20 between lunch time and axe o'clock, then was deleveled due to some GM getting pissy.
  • Charmed 4 spiders who follow him around at all times, even though you can only have one pet, and you have to be a Ranger. As such, he is the PARADOX MAASTER.
  • Since he charmed his spiders he has since become

BITCH IM SPDIERMAN EAT DEATH

Spider Man. Fucking stabbed that Peter Parker guy like 20 times with his flails* first.

  • *Dual weilds flails. His weapon switch is a terror shield and a left-handed shocking dragon sword.
  • Works in a music store in Seitung Harbour.
  • Forges Captured Son Letters with his beautiful penmanship and trades them for fruitcakes behind the armour crafter building.

Yo dogs this build is da one to take you to da top!!! kills stuff, stays alive, heck dog you an solo a whole land with it if you want to!1

Attributes and Skills[]

MonkMesmerMonk / Mesmer Attribute Rank
Protection Prayers 12 + 1 + 3
Domination Magic 10
Divine Favour 8 + 3
Healing Prayers 0 + 3
Smiting Prayers 0 + 3
Mind Wrack.jpg

Mind Wrack

Protective Bond.jpg

Protective Bond

Blackout.jpg

Blackout

Healing Hands.jpg

Healing Hands

Watchful Spirit.jpg

Watchful Spirit

Blessed Aura.jpg

Blessed Aura

Essence Bond.jpg

Essence Bond

Chaos Storm.jpg

Chaos Storm

  • Blessed Signet can be put in as the optional skill for the initial enchantment casting.

Equipment[]

  • armour who gives energy is prolly best bet for killin stuff fast
  • Good staff owns for hi damg
  • -50 cesta may help to make u invicible

Usage[]

With SOA and Protective Bondyou always receive 0 damage so, like u are unstopable and have a lot of room for killing management

Counters[]

any monster whos designed by anerf to kill farming what is like mesmer necromancer warrior or maybe ritualist or dervish

Variants[]

if u find out that bug that lets u have more than 1 of same skill do this one

Mind Wrack.jpg

Mind Wrack

Protective Bond.jpg

Protective Bond

Blackout.jpg

Blackout

Healing Hands.jpg

Healing Hands

Mind Wrack.jpg

Mind Wrack

Blessed Aura.jpg

Blessed Aura

Mind Wrack.jpg

Mind Wrack

Chaos Storm.jpg

Chaos Storm


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